A/N: Fun time!
We got March Week 1 Part 1 now!
Have some funs!
The fireworks go off as we come to Dokuro-chan and Dawn in the ring. He is in front of a table with a clipboard on top and twelve chairs.
"Hey hey hey, WWE Universe!" Dokuro-chan said. "We have so much for you today! Itachi vs. Alucard, Gary vs. Souichi, and even Ken's little announcement for later! GB isn't here yet! But for now, I'LL run Animated with Dawn! And the first thing we'll have is the contract signing for The TLC Toon Tag Team Championship Match at Wrestlemania 28! The match that has beem dubbed, 'The Most Violent Tag Team Match in History'! I'm ready to see these men sign on the dotted line. Not since Wrestlemania X7 has there been TLC with the amount of combustible elements in place! And yet MY words can't convey it! So let us introduce to you the combatants!"
The APA Theme plays, as The EPA walk out with Eddy, the crowd cheering them along the way!
Next, The WGTT theme plays for Greg and Rowley, The WTTT. The crowd boos heavily as they walk down the ramp.
The FMA Theme plays as Ed and Al, in his human form, walk out as well.
Next up, The Digivolution Theme plays as Takato and Takuya walk out.
Asheru's "Judo Flip" plays for Huey and Riley, who walk out next.
Finally, The Supernatural Anime Theme plays as Sam and Dean walk out with The Belts draped on their shoulders.
Each team sits around the table inside the ring, the contract and six mics laying across it. Dawn walks up to the group.
"Men, you will face off in a match that, quite literally, may put you on the first ticket to retirement. I can sense that the aura here is tense and thick. I will hand out the contract now. If any of you have words, feel free to speak. I will give this to The EPA first.
Rolf grabs the contract and picks up a mic. "The Son of a Shepherd has waited for this day. I have anxiously and eagerly awaited the moment I would headline the Show of Shows. New Day was my first...but now...it's Wrestlemania...the show that showcased The first ever Ladder Match and the first ever TLC Match. Rolf didn't walk out New Day as Tag Team Champion...but he will SURELY WALK OUT OF WRESTLEMANIA AS TAG THE CHAMPION WITH SINGLE EYEBROW ED-BOY!"
Rolf signs his name as he passes it to Ed. "I've had a pretty hard week...preparing for Vegeta...preparing for Independence Day with Asheel...defeating Vegeta and getting my name higher in The Fiction Wrestling World. This is almost as good as a gravy smothered chicken between two slices of buttered toast. Mmmm...wait, wha...oh right! This little high I'm on is going to lead me into Mania with Rolf! We've come so close to The Titles, but never win them! Well at Wrestlemania, we're climbing the ladder and pulling those Tag Belts down! THIS IS MY MOMENT! TAG TEAM TITLES FOR EEEEED!"
Greg snatches the contract from Ed and picks up his mic. "Oh nice. Words from an immigrant and his lowbrow friend. CUTE!" The crowd boos Greg immensly, but he juat simply brushes them off. "Boo me! I don't care! You guys are afraid of The T.R.U.T.H. and The Revolution, so that makes me two times the threat! Ed and Rolf, you guys can talk about being Champions, but if I remember correctly, it was ME who pinned your monobrowed ass for the 1-2-3 last week in this very ring! Me and Rowley are more than capable of taking you on again, and BEATING you again! You beat Vegeta? I beat you? Therefore...I am better than Vegeta! And you, Elrics! You shouldn't even be here! Your little 'heartwarming story' isn't good here anymore. It may've been when you WEREN'T holding Tag Gold in two different companies, but now you look greedy and attention hungry! And even then...who gives a damn about Anime Mania? Who gives a damn about a Nü Attitude Era? This is WWE! You can't hang with the big dogs, which includes The World's Toughest Tag Team! And how many times have we beat you? Oh right...TOO MANY! NEXT! Oh goody! Two no good vets who're now stagnant vets working in a stagnate stable for an even more stagnant blowhard vet. Takuya...Takato...this isn't 2004! Your time is up! But the fact that you'll be a casualty of The Revolution is good enough to get me to want to whup your butt! Freemans! Like minded rookies! Just like The Winchesters! But I can't see any of you holding those Belts. The WTTT is not the strongest, fastest, or even the most charismatic. But we're the smartest tag team in this business! Rejected by nXt but rose again like the phoenix! We overcome adversity! And at Mania, we're overcoming talentless hacks like you and winning our firsr Tag Team Titles! I'll even make a new book for it too! 'Diary of a Tough Champion!'"
Greg signs his name, and gives it to Rowley, who begins to speak. "This is gonna be fun!" Rowley said as he signed his name with butterflies. Greg facepalmed as Rowley passed the contract to Riley.
"Ohohohooo!" Riley hollered, "Hey, Greg! I think yo partner is a little SWEET! Yo, I got SO MUCH to look forward to at Wrestlemania! The Tag Titles! My big plan! All that! My big plan remains a secret...but as for The Tag Titles...I ain't holdin back! Yo Greg, you run ya mouth so much! You ain't big though! I run wit killas, gangstas, The Lethal Interjection Crew! I can handle yo punkass! Elrics is nothing but some punks who lost mommy and keep cryin about it! We lost our momma too! Don't see us cryin! But I bet you feel big cause you got two pieces of gold on your shoulders from two different companies! Well guess what? Ya'll ain't big! Cause whatever teams you beat, we can beat them and do it BETTER TOO! Team Digi-Blaze is just two punks working for a bigger punk! And Sam and Dean...two nobodies who got the luckiest break when the defeated us! Most violent match in history! I'm game! Imma go HAM up in this thang, man! Me and Huey walkin out as Tag Champs once again!"
Riley signs his name and gives it to Huey. "Of course...me and my brother, as you know, are slowly revolutionizing this business. Everything's overrun by anime now. They even have a whole company to deal with it. And yet where are the blacks? And not dumb ones like Zeus over in DCA, that defunct company. I mean smart brothas. AJ in AWE doing his thing, along with Jonathan and Jeremy in CCW. I appreciate them. They don't fill in with the stereotypes that have been built up for years. Not many African Americans in Fiction Wrestling. CWF had Sticky Webb and Sunny Bridges as commentators when they broadcasted on FF Network, but they were phased out for an old general and a robot. Where are the black stars? And then...the biggest disrespect...at The FWAs, we were labeled as rappers? Being some common n*ggas? Because all blacks rap and act dumb and cocky? Screw The FWAs. If they think I'm some idiot Uncle Tom, they're wrong. I'm the smartest person in this ring, and me and my brother exhibit the cunning of a fox. We pounce on our opponents. We systematically take them down. And we will have fun taking each one of you down. Then we'll establish ourselves as the top Team in the industry...black an all..."
Huey signs the contract and hands it to Takato.
"Huey, your black power rants don't work anymore. This isn't 1965, amd you aren't Malcolm X. The victories go to the experienced ones, and me and Takato EXUDE experience! WORLD CHAMPIONS! That is the claim we hold! We are BOTH former Cartoon World Heavyweight Champions, and Takato is a former World Heavyweight Champion...that's the REAL one...we have battled major battles before, and we know what it's like in that ring!"
Takato takes the mic. "And let's face it...the only team at this table who is actually experienced is The Elrics! And we're infinitely better than the former tinman and a munchkin! We're better than Elijah Muhammed and No Cents! We're better than Dumb and Foreigner! We're better than the Young and the Wimpiest! And we're better than two pretty bou bishounens who sparkle more than Team Twilight! We're Digi-Blaze, we embody the spirit of flames! And at Wrestlemania, every team here is getting burned as we climb to our Tag Titles!"
Takato passes the mics to The Elrics, who the crowd pops for immensly! Alphonse takes the contract. "Haha...it's been years since we fought Homunculi...it's been almost forever since we lost our mother...everything we've done, we did it for her. We debuted in 2007 in CASZ for her. We became the first AWF Tag Team Champions for her! We became CASZ Tag Champs for her! I won The Japanese, now Nippon Championship, for her! Ed won The Extreme Championship for her! We won Tag Team nXt for her! We won The FWAs for best Tag Team for her! We've done so much, and we're decorated stars now! But one thing we still haven't done...headline a Wrestlemania with one of the biggest matches ever! This is what dreams are made of! The stage where TLC at WM X7 took place! The stage where Austin Stunnered Rock many a time! The place where Rey won The World Title! The place where Hogan Body Slammed André! Where Michaels's boyhood dream became reality! This year, our reality is this: we're overcoming every last one of you on our way to immortality! At Wrestlemania, me and Ed WILL become Toon Tag Team Champions!"
Ed took the contract and signed it. "And we promise you...we aren't going to just be the rookies you suspect us to be. We aren't rookies. This crowd...they aren't dumb...they know of us outside of WWE. We don't have to pretend we aren't doing other things. We are Champions. It isn't selfish to own multiple Tag Titles. It's called being decorated. And at Wrestlemania, we're decorating ourselves with another piece of hardware, THOSE Tag Team Titles! We want to make history as the first people to hold TRIPLE GOLD at the same time in different companies! We WILL win those Belts...it's the one thing that keeps us from legendary status..." Ed pointed to Sam & Dean's Titles as he passed the contract around.
Sam signed the board, and passed it to Dean, who also signed it. Sam then held the mic to his mouth.
"We never were really big on talking."
Sam SMASHES THE MIC INTO EDWARD'S HEAD! The entire table turns into pandemonium as Al vaults over and tackles Sam to the ground! Greg and Rowley attack Ed & Rolf as The Freemans and Digi-Blaze fight! The EPA throws The WTTT over the ropes as The Freemans eliminate Digi-Blaze! The Freemans turn around and are Clotheslined over by Ed and Rolf, but Dean Dropkicks them both over as well! Edward gets up and AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE-NO! Dean ducks it and hits a direct strike to the back of Ed's knee! Sam and Dean bounce off the ropes and hit Edward with The Colt .45! Alphonse gets up and begins trying to fight back, but Sam and Dean kick him in the gut in unison! They pick Al up and FRONT SUPLEX THROUGH THE ROUND TABLE! The Tag Team Champions grab their Titles and raise them high as GREG AND ROWLEY HIT THEM BOTH WITH CHAIRS! THE WTTT HAS, OUT OF NOWHERE, JUST GAINED THE UPPER HAND!
"WHOA! Did you see THAT, Vegeta?" Tarble exclaimed. "The World's Toughest Tag Te actually came out on top of this scuffle!"
"Ha! Of course! You don't just waste smarts like that! WTTT may be well on their way to capturing Gold at Wrestlemania! But they better not even pretend they're better than me."
"Well I'm Tarble and welcome to WWE: Saturday Night Animated on USA! We have an action packed show for you! Speaking of WTTT, they're facing...get this...DIGI-GENERATION X! Davis, punishment for screwing over Ash & Tai with Linus in their match with PCUW's own Jason Krueger and Red Murdock Virus Rebellion, is forced to reform Digi-X! TK and Davis are the longest reigning Tag Team Champions ever, clocking in at 16 months as Champions, give or take a few extra days!"
"What a night! We also have our Mangekyo World Champion Itachi Uchiha, who retained at X-Roads and The Supershow, facing off against Alucard, the vampire who at The Rumble, threw his match to make Itachi look good so that Deadpool would beat Itachi at Mania and have a member of his stable look great! Things didn't go so well for him...also...I have a MAJOR announcement later tonight, Ken Anarchy has a major announcement, and another Hall of Famer will be announces! Quite the show..." Vegeta said.
"But let's recap some things here...this week has been good for Fiction Wrestling! We almost got into a war with Company of the Year 2012 UWE!" Tarble said.
"And we LOST our Commentator Awards to DRAKE PARKER AND THAT FATASS!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"You mean, Josh?"
Vegeta stares daggers at Tarble. "His name could be Dumbass McGee for all I care! The fact that he won with MY gimmick is the world's worst thing! I say GAME SET MATCH! AND THOSE UWE IDIOTS THINK HE MADE IT! I'M SNAPPING NECKS AT BEST IN THE WORLD! STARTING WITH PARKER!"
"Well...Best in the World...hosted by TCW...is the new X-Over PPV! We haven't had one since that blockbuster Clash of the Titans! And the Best of the Best Tournament has returned! The last winner, Dekisugi Hidetoshi of AWF, won the Gold in the Fort Briefcase and won Shounen Championship Gold! This year, TD Kenelly, a top ranking rookie, is in the tourney! I'm excited! TD has a chance to defeat the likes of Kid Buu, Eddy, Dan Kuso, Slade, and more! Oh, and let's not forget Sailor Moon!"
"Sailor Moon, the greatest female since Moolah herself, is involved in a match with two brats named Ice Man and Prebubescent Chick." Vegeta quipped.
"Ugh...he means Asui Hikari and Gwen Tennyson of UWE and CCW respectively." Tarble said.
"Don't say UWE ever again.." Vegeta said. "Just because of all the *mumble mumble* smarks *mumble mumble* hardcore *mumble mumble* MY CATCHPHRASE!"
"Anyway...an as for awards, Animated walked home with 8 awards! 5 we actually get to keep, and 3 are exclusive to us!" Tarble said.
"DRAKE PARKER I WILL ATTACK YOU AT BITW! NOT EVEN HIDING IN THE COLE MINE WILL HELP YOU!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"Um...Deadpool was the true winner, winning 3 awards for Best Hardcore Match (Claude gets to keep the award), Best Hardcore Champion, and Best Rumble (which 'Pool gets to keep). Dan walked away with 2 awards, Best Midcard Match (Which is for his CCW Match) and Shining Star (Although in terms of rookieness, Dan is a former Toon World Champion). Ed walked away with FIVE awards! The most awards for an individual star! Best Rivalry, Best Match, Best Stable, Best Tag Team, and Superstar of the Year!"
"Don't you forget Sailor Moon, winning The Female's Match of the Ywar for that clinic at X-Roads!" Vegeta said. "THAT was a true win! But could the fans see that Drake STOLE MY STYLE? I'M KICKING HIS ASS AT BITW! PARKER, YOU WILL-"
"SHUSH VEGETA!" Tarble exclaimed. "And for our LAST announcement...we are CURRENTLY on The WWE Animated Toon World Tour! And, for our ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA, we're traveling across The Pokemon World Islands in Japan! We are currently in The Big Stadium in Nimbasa Town, Unova Region! And as for our guest commentator..."
Goofy is in the ring. "Ladies and gentlemen...ahyuck...I introduce to you...The Nimbasa Gym Leader, Elesa!"
The crowd pops like crazy for their gym leader, who walks out to their overwhelming love and admiration! Elesa sits next to Tarble and puts on a headset.
"Hello, Elesa! How are you?" Tarble asked.
"I'm well, Tarble! I watch wrestling with my dad from time to tim, gets me pumped for gym battles and looking fierce on the runway. I'm so excited to be here tonight for such a BIG SHOW!"
"Good deal, diva...now the show shall start!" Vegeta said as we pan to the ring, where Jonesy Garcia is ready for a match. The bell rings.
"The following is scheduled for one-fall! Coming to the ring first; from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; Jonesy Garcia!"
"The 6Teen main character is ready for one on one action, and one can only wonder who his opponent is." Tarble said.
The crowd knows now...and begins to boo heavily as "Next Big Thing" plays in the stadium. Brock Sampson walks out slowly and begins loosening his muscles as he walks down the ramp.
"And his opponent; from Adult Swim; Brock Sampson!"
"This monstrous behemoth is staring at Jonesy like a light snack, and I think Jonesy has every right to be scared!" Tarble said.
"What a monster! This guy isn't really big on going easy. From what I saw at The Supershow, if he can fight off a roster of people, he must be the real deal." Elesa said.
"I trained the beast myself! Look at him! Aries Austin was so scared! That idiot couldn't fight him off! And Jimmy...oh Jimmy...what a scared little brat...Brock took care of that problem. I think Jimmy isn't even wrestling anymore! Brock injured him so bad, he probably quit! Hahaha!" Vegeta laughed.
The bell rings as Jonesy tries to avoid every grappling attemlt, a smart move. He rolls under one grapple attempt and hits Brock in the back of his leg. This doesn't affect him, so Jonesy tries a kick to Brock's sides. This seems to work a bit, so Jonesy continues the strikes. The Galleria Mall visitor jumps up for a Knee Smash, but Brock catches him and throws him away, making him land face first onto the mat. Jonesy gets up and Brock VICIOUSLY CLOTHESLINES JONESY! The head is nearly taken off as Brock picks Jonesy up and continues his assault with hard rights and lefts that rattle and break the smaller boy's body. Brock Irish Whips Jonesy, and catches him on the rebound with a lift and then a Press Slam! Jonesy stumbles up and Brock catches him for a Samoan Drop! But Brock rolls over onto his feet and Samoan Drops Jonesy again! Brock rolls onto his feet once more and HITS THE F5!
"WHOA! Now THAT is overkill to the Nth degree!" Elesa exclaimed.
"THAT right here was the AdVENTURE! And now Brock pins Jonesy for what is an EMPHATIC-"
1..."GAME!"
2..."SET!"
3! "MATCH!"
Brock gets up as the bell rings and stands over top of Jonesy.
"Here is your winner; Brock Sampson!"
"Brock DOMINATED his opponent tonight in a short, quick display of athleticism! Animated should be put on notice! And so should WWE: Showdown too!" Vegeta said.
"Brock definitely was the clear cut winner from the get go. Jonesy stood no chance." Elesa said.
"Sampson has a magnificent career ahead of him! He is a major force to be reckoned with!" Vegeta said as Brock grabbed a mic.
"Wrestlemania...a guy starting out has no chance of being a star at the big show. But this time...it's ME who's going to be face at Mania. Toon Hardcore Champion, Claude Speed...I want you to listen here and listen good: Francis isn't your biggest test...I AM. Trust me when I say I won't be leaving you in good health. At Mania, I'm mangling your body beyond humanly repair. I'm sending you back to Liberty City in the one way the citizens and mob bosses want you back...in a body bag."
Brock drops the mic on top of Jonesy's body and leaves the ring. He laughs quietly as the crowd boos him.
"Claude Speed needs to forever be on guard. Brock Sampson, The Muscle of Team Venture, is now on his tail." Elesa said.
"That thug better hope that Brock leaves him in at least FOUR pieces because that musclebound monster may just leave him in EIGHT!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"Well folks, The first ever WWE Animation Division Draft is upon us! This is the first time we've been split into two brands! If the Superstar Division is any indication, OUR draft may be hectic!" Tarble said.
"Who remembers when Triple H was traded to Smackdown and Eric Bischoff traded Booker T and The Dudleys to Smackdown for HHH back! Or when John Cena was drafted to Smackdown and then back to RAW later that night! Or when Rock was drafted to Smackdown in the first ever Brand Extension! EVERY Animated star is up for grabs! Itachi to Animated! Ash Ketchum to Showdown! Henry Wong to Animated! Ben Tennyson to Showdown! Oh man, the choices are endless!" Vegeta said.
"What if WE get drafted to different shows, Vegeta?" Tarble asked.
"Then this would be the GREATEST. DRAFT. EVER." Vegeta answered back to a sighing Tarble.
Backstage, Itachi is with Chuckie.
"Hiya! Chuckie Finster here, and with me at this time is Toon-eeeh, erm...MANGEKYO World Champion, Itachi Uchiha! Itachi, you-"
Itachi snatches the mic from Chuckie as he begins to speak.
"Troublesome whelp...there are a lot of things on my mind. Best in the World 2013...me vs. Ben Tennyson, CCW Magnus Champion. The next is this WWE Draft for us. And then we have UWE...the little puppy who wants to challenge the big dogs. Both Chaos and his company think they can stand up to the challenges of Pro Wrestling. But where UWE won an award and respect, Chaos has managed to get...point blank nothing. And my entire talking bad about the other World Champs gimmick? Another thing that damn company took. Chaos takes my finisher and pretends he knows how to hit it. Stick to that weak ass Powerbomb. Oh wow...I'm going off topic...my BIGGEST challenge comes...NOT at Mania, but tonight. I face the vampire Alucard in the main event. The match that SHOULD be happening at Wrestlemania! But instead, I get that buffoon. The biggest idiot on the block. That man should be locked in an institution for the criminally insane. Letting a psycho wield a gun? Good 'ole America *The crowd boos*...oh yeah, I used cheap heat...this business cannot handle this man holding a Belt. Deadpool doesn't even deserve to have this match! He hid during The Rumble and won in a cheap way. Alucard did more work than him. But you know what...I'm going to do this...I'm going to destroy Alucard for throwing our match at The Rumble...THEN, I'm going to use that to psychologically get into the mind of that brain dead lunatic, Deadpool. Why they gave him two FWAs...the fans are JUST as brain dead."
*Commercial*
We come back to the ring, where "We Are One" by 12 Stones plays as Dash Baxter walks out with a chuckle and a cocky step. The bell rings.
"The following match is scheduled for one-fall! Coming to the ring first; representing The Bullies; from Amityville; Dash Baxter!"
"This is the first piece of Animated action Brad has seen in a while!" Tarble said. "Winning matches on Warp, our one hour side show, has been keeping him busy!"
"Dash is an amazing athlete, no doubt! That amateur wrestling background while ALSO being a football player, QB might I add, for his high school! This guy is athletically built!...if only he wasn't a Bully." Vegeta said.
"That Varsity Victory (Olympic/Angle Slam) is a one way ticket to a 1-2-3, and the STRENGTH he possesses makes it so that NO MAN is safe from that maneuver!" Tarble said.
The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show theme plays as Charlie Brown walks out to cheers all around. Suddenly, a white dog in a suit walks out with him. The beagle is followed by a bird flying in loop-dee-loops.
"And his opponent; from Birchwood, Minnesota; accompanied by The World's Greatest Manager"; Good 'Ole Charlie Brown!"
"The World's Greatest Manager? What a cocky statement! I could say Dexter, Scrooge McDuck, hell even Koenma! THOSE were great managers! Not Snoopy!" Vegeta said.
"Whatever the case may be, Charlie Brown is here for a round with the Bully Dash Baxter! Charlie Brown, a former Toon Intercontinental Champion last year and actually main evented a Wrestlemania! A while back!" Tarble said.
"Brown has been on a roll, but he will ALWAYS be The Original Underdog! That's why we all love him!" Elesa said.
"Charlie Brown lost his bid for a spot in the MITB match and GB won't give him another chance. But...remember, in the WWE...ANYTHING can happen!" Tarble said.
(The bell rings) Dash gets in Charlie's face and starts to trash talk, after a minute or so he goes for a punch but Brown blocks it then gets behind Dash and rolls him up into a school boy pin, 1,2,3!
(The bell rings)
Here is your winner: Charlie Brown!
"And ANYTHING DID HAPPEN HERE!" Tarble exclaimed.
"Did Charlie Brown just put down someone in SECONDS?" Vegeta exclaimed.
Charlie rolls out of the ring, laughing at knowing what had just happened. The World's Greatest Manager patted him on the back!
"That was possibly the greatest squash EVER!" Elesa cheered.
Dash, not looking too happy, quickly grabs a microphone "CUT THE MUSIC! CUT THE DAMN MUSIC! YOUR NOT GOING ANYWHERE BALDY!" he screamed, "THAT WAS A DAMN FLUKE AND YOU KNOW IT! SO GET BACK IN HERE SO WE CAN HAVE ARE REAL MATCH!" after that last line, the football jock throws down the microphone, looking ready to rip Brown to pieces. Charlie stared at Dash for a moment then just shrugged his shoulders and gets back in the ring. After a brief discussion between the ref and Charlie, the ref leaves the ring, tells Goofy something, then gets back in the ring.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the ref has decided that due to it's short length and both competitors willingness, this match has now been restarted!" Goofy said.
"Well now the match has restarted!" Tarble said.
"Dash should've took the loss like a man! You lost! We never got 2nd chances in MY day…"
(The bell rings…..again)
The two men circle the ring for a moment before they both move closer and go for a tie up. Charlie irish whips Dash into the ropes. Charlie ducks down and lies on the mat, and Dash skips over him. Charlie gets up as Dash runs into the ropes then when Dash runs into Charlie he gets hit with a dropkick. Charlie goes for the cover, 1, …..2, Dash gets the shoulder up. Charlie waits for Dash to get up, when he does Charlie runs to the ropes bounces off and hits Dash with a running DDT, Charlie again goes for the cover 1,…2,…Dash gets the shoulder up once again. Charlie attempts to get Dash back up on his feet but the jock grabs onto Charlie and hits a belly to belly suplex! Now Dash goes for the cover, 1,….2,….Brown kicks out. Dash picks Charlie up and irish whips him into the ropes but Brown grabs on the ropes so to not run back into the jock. Dash charges but Charlie pulls the top rope down making Dash fall right out of the ring. Charlie climbs to the top rope and waits for Dash to get up, when he does Brown jumps off and hits a flying cross body onto the jock!
"CB taking to him! Charlie Brown is on fire!" Tarble said.
"Charlie Brown always had this skill, but with Lucy putting him down, he could never show it." Elesa said.
The ref begins to count as Charlie is the first one up then picks Dash up once again and attempts to bash the jock's head off the the steel steps but Dash reverses it and Brown gets his head bashed hard into the steel steps. Just when the ref's count was at 5 Dash rolled Charlie back into the ring then Baxter gets in the ring himself, he goes for a pin, 1….., 2…, Charlie kicks out. Dash argue with the ref for a moment then goes back to his down opponent. Dash grabs Brown and attempts to put him in a head lock but Charlie gets out before Dash could lock it in Charlie reverses it into a head lock of his own then plants Dash with a bull dog, he goes for the pin, 1,….2,… Dash throws Brown right off. Both competitors get up at the same time but Dash takes Charlie down with a clothesline, the jock then looks to the crowd and yells "NOW THE REAL MATCH IS OVER!" Dash waits for Charlie get up, when he does Dash gets behind to for The Varsity Victory (Olympic Slam) but just when the jock lifts him in the air, Charlie reverses it into a pin! 1,…..2, Dash kicks out. Brown gets back up and climbs to the top rope, but just when he gets to the top rope Dash jumps onto the top turnbuckle, grabs him, and does a belly to belly suplex off the top rope! Both competitors were down on the mat with neither one moving, then after a brief moment Dash was the first to stir. The jock slowly crawls over to Brown and makes a cover, 1…..,2….., CHARLIE KICKS OUT!
"NICE!" Elesa exclaimed. "Brown! Come on now!"
Dash slowly gets to his feet then attempts to pick up Charlie once again but Brown elbows Dash away. Once Charlie is fully up Dash charges at him for another clothesline but Brown docks it this time, Dash then turns around and gets hit with a running wheel kick by Brown. Being as quick as possible Charlie climbs to the top rope, looks down at Dash then towards the crowd and says "Now it's over!" And goes for the Homerun Play (Diving Elbow)
"HOMERUUUUUUN!" Elesa exclaimed.
He hits it! he goes for the pin!
1…..
2…..
3!
(The bell rings….again)
"Here is your winner…..again: Charlie Brown!
The World's Greatest Manager and Woodstock celebrate with Brown as he raises his hand in victory!
"The Original Underdog is BACK on his roll! I know he wants something to do with Wrestlemania, and he wants to get there BAD too!" Tarble said.
"Impressive victory by Brown there! He really has skill if no one is putting him down like Lucy." Elesa said.
"I enjoyed Brown's win, and now I'm wondering if he can do it again next week!" Vegeta said.
Backstage, Ben Tennyson is getting ready for a match, when Gwen walks in.
"Ben!"
Gwen calls out, but Ben doesn't answer.
"Ben!"
Ben still doesn't answer, angering his cousin.
"BEN!"
"Oh?" Ben turns around. "You called, Gwen?"
Gwen walks up to him. "What the heck's your problem? Insulting Grandpa in that interview? And now you're bringing you Best in the Universe crap here? What happened? I thought Animated was where you were going to at LEAST act like an actual hero!"
Ben chuckles. "Gwen, my last Title match was last year at Survivor Series. My last Title RUN was two years ago. I need gold, Gwen! And apparantly, appeasing these fans isn't getting me ANYWHERE! Soooo...this is what they're getting! The Best in the Universe has FINALLY arrived on Animated! And he's going to show everyone how to win! NEXT!"
Ben leaves Gwen bewildered as the show cuts to commercial.
*Commercial*
Backstage, Deadpool is talking a backstage worker's ears off.
"...I honestly think that those girls were on their monthlies. Why else would they attack me? Maybe they really ARE divas and don't wanna accept it."
The worker runs off in panic as Deadpool shrugs it off and turns around...into The Immortals.
"Oh, hiya guys!" Deadpool said to his former team. "Say, did anyone know that Hope, Chaos, Scourge, and Shadow actually AREN'T Sonic in several disguises? It really surprised me. Found out on Wrestlecrap."
Wolverine butts in. "Wade, cut the crap. It's sad YOU are the one who won awards for Animated. Best Hardcore Champion? When YOU are the one who lost his Belt because he didn't take the match seriously!"
"This is very true." Aqualad said. "Your foolishness cost The Immortals the respect of every stable out there. We could've ruled together...but you ruined it."
Deadpool scoffs. "Well it's better than being BJ's tool just so HE can look good! I should've stuck with the fans! At least THEY don't use me like The Forces of Nature with a pack of needles, just using me to boost himself up! I hated that! So now, as my good friend Jason DeRulo said...
I'M RIDIN' SOLO!...just add autotune to it. It'll sound just as good!" Deadpool walks off, leaving The Immortals to shake their heads.
In the ring, the bell rings as "Ain't No Stoppin Me (Remix)" plays for TD! The blonde haired boy walks out amongst love and admiration.
"TD REAL FWA Winner" one sign says as TD looks at it and nods his head in agreement.
"The following match is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring; from Wagstaff City, Arizona; TD Kenelly!"
"Screwed at The FWAs, I tell ya! He tied with Tom Brady of CCW, but lost due to "Brady having 'more memorable" matches'! Implying that TD vs. Ben Tennyson at Survivor Series in a 15 Minute Ultimate Submission Match WASN'T memorable? Or his bout with Itachi at The Rumble? This kid, unlike Brady, is WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATERIAL! FUTURE World Champ! I guarentee it!" Vegeta said. "I know what it's like to be cheated out of an awards. Grrrr...Drake Parkeeeer..."
"TD is representing Animated as its representative at Best in the World for the Best of the Best Tournament! Think of TD with that Gold in the Fort Briefcase!" Tarble said.
"He would DEFINITELY deserve it, no doubt! Kid Buu, Samus, Dan Kuso, Darth Vader, Danny Phan...KID BUU? A FACE? HE BLEW UP THE DAMN EARTH!"
"I guess even the most dastardly of deeds can be forgiven." Elesa said. "TD is so impressive in the ring! His skill rivals people like Bret Hart, Mr. Perfect, Ric Flair, and other technical geniuses! Plus...he's kinda cute."
Elesa blows a kiss to TD, who blushes wildly at the gym leader's affection.
Backstage, Itachi walks around before encountering...Ben Tennyson. The crowd lets out a racous cheer for the two dream opponents. Ben chuckles as the stoic Itachi stares across from him.
"Hey, 'Tachi...shame it isn't US at Wrestlemania...because that'd be TWO times I'd be beating you. Haha!"
Itachi snarls. "I beat you at The FWAs, Tennyson."
"Due to that rat Chaos interfering. We won't be interrupted by the little 'puppy', as you refer to him, again. Hey, *clicks his tongues* watch what I do out here. Watch intently."
Ben flicks Itachi's chin before walking to the ramp, his "Hero" by Skillet plays as The "Best in the Universe" gimmick finally debuts on Animated. Ben cockily does the arms up taunt as the crowd surrounds him with boos.
"And the opponent; from Bellewood, Illinois; Ben "Ten" Tennyson!"
"Ben Tennyson is here, and is debuting that 'Best in the Universe' monicker over here!" Tarble said. "Oh dear..."
"I REALLY think that Ben SHOULDN'T challenge Itachi! The idiot. But now we have a Survivor Series rematch! Ben vs. TD! Ben was the first person to tie with Tyrone Daniel Kenelly, his full name, and is seemingly poised to do it again!" Vegeta said.
"Ben is future WWE Hall of Famer personified! Since 2006, he has won The Triple Crown TWO TIMES OVER! He is a former Cruiserweight Champion as well as the first person to cash in Money in the Bank in the Animation Division!" Elesa said. "Frankly, he's too cocky. But he backs it up, so that's okay!"
The bell rings as Ben and TD circle each other. Ben does his signature Orton-esque taunt, which TD responds to with...a Triple H arms up and arched back taunt!
"Haha! TD trying to show superiority over Ben by using a Hunter taunt!" Tarble said. "Mind games early on in this match!"
Ben runs forward, but TD hops over Ben! The Omnitrix wearer hops on the turnbuckle and dives off, landing a picture perfect Crossbody onto the "Best in the Universe". Ben rolls onto his feet and catches TD's foot, spinning him around and GETTING A DRAGON WHIP! TD, just figuring out he's starting to seem like Shelton Benjamin, tries to calm down the comparisons…but not before brushing his hair down and raising his arms for fun! TD turns around and receives a kick to the abdomen! TD holds his gut before taking a Neckbreaker and a hook of his leg. 1..TD kicks out. Ben cockily grins at the crowd and picks TD up. He Irish Whips him to the corner and charges right after him. As soon as TD hits the corner, Ben immediately Corner Clotheslines TD on the neck and then picks grabs a stumbling TD for a Pumphandle Slam! A pin. 1…TD kicks out again. Ben grabs TD's head and arms and locks in a Surfboard submission hold. TD groans and grunts as he tries to escape the submission. Ben keeps his foot on TD's back, hoping to keep the boy down. But the TD begins trying to reverse it, feeding off of the energy the crowd is feeding him. TD gets up and flips Ben over his shoulder and Dropkicks The hero through the ropes. Ben keeps hold of the top rope, but TD Dropkicks Ben's gut, sending the teen back down to the apron. TD then runs the ropes, hops on the top rope, and jumps off…and lands a Leg Drop to a prone Ben on the apron!
"I will always tell you that I love TD's style, and I will always tell you why; moves like that! ALWAYS adding something new to the game each week! And they always make me wonder…not IF he's winning a World Title…but WHEN?" Vegeta said.
"The little cutie is certainly putting Ben down! That cocky teen isn't a match for TD right now." Elesa said.
"But remember-Ben thrives best when the odds are against him. See CCW Jackpot for reference. Ben enjoys it when people think he will lose." Tarble said.
Ben gets up and TD jumps up onto the barricade and hits a kick to Ben's neck, sending him into the steel steps. TD runs towards the steps, but Ben moves out of the way and trips TD into the steps face first! TD grabs his face in pain, and Ben grabs TD and slams his face into the steps! Ben then grabs TD and climbs the steps…and STOMPS TD's face into the steps! TD reels back and twitches in pain as he clutches his face. Ben walks on the apron and dives off, hitting a Double Axe Handle! TD is on the ground, rolling in pain as Ben just grabs him by the shirt and throws him into the announce table with a Flapjack! Ben grabs TD and throws him into the ring and pins him. 1…2..TD kicks out, but Ben hurries up and stomps repeatedly on TD's stomach and legs. Ben then picks TD up and Irish Whips him. TD comes back on the rebound and Ben catches him with a Belly to Belly Suplex. TD uses the ropes to get up, but Ben knees TD in the gut and puts him through the ropes. After dragging TD through the middle of the ropes, Ben hits a Hangman DDT! Ben then smirks as he looks to the crowd and raises his hands. TD manages to fight back with a right hand and a left hand and bounces off the ropes. Ben catches TD off the rebound and replants him with a Back Body Drop! TD rolls onto his feet and gets taken down with a Dropkick to the knee and a Knee Trembler. Ben then picks TD up and lifts him for an Omni-Drop (Vertabreaker). TD, however, manages to slip down and roll up Ben! 1…2…Ben rolls out and goes to kick TD, but the tomato shirt grabs his foot and throws him away! Ben lands on his feet, but Td hits a Takedown and locks in a Front Headlock. Ben gets up and TD turns the move into a DDT! Ben, sitting upright due to the DDT, gets a Dropkick to the face! TD pins him. 1…2…Ben kicks out. Ben is picked up, and he pushed TD away. He runs the ropes, but gets caught with a Sit-Down Spinebuster! He pins Ben!
1…2…Ben kicks out.
"TD and Ben are both resilient boys, they are." Elesa said. "They are the top talent in this business, and honestly I see them fighting a lot more often. They both have top tier wrestling skill. But we haven't seen Ben's submission specialism here in this match. More of a technical brawler mentality here."
"That is an interesting observation, Elesa…where is Ben's submission specialism in this match?" Tarble wondered as well.
Tarble spoke too soon as Ben reversed TD trying to pick him up and tried locking in an Omni-Lock! He grabs the legs in a Sharpshooter position, and goes for the STF part, but TD rolls on his back and locks in a CLOVERLEAF!
"CLOVERLEAF! THE MOVE BEN HAS TAPPED OUT TO NUMEROUS TIMES IN HIS IN-RING MOMENTS WITH TD!" Tarble exclaimed.
"This MAY just be Ben's swan song here!" Vegeta exclaimed.
Ben tries to go for the ropes, but TD drags Ben back to the middle of the ropes! Ben can't even drag himself to the ropes, and is busy writhing in pain in the middle of the ring!
"Keep in mind, these two are qualified for Money in the Bank at Wrestlemania! The winner could gain all KINDS of momentum here!" Tarble said.
"Other members of the match are Binky Barnes, Gingka Hagane, Raimundo Pedrosa, Timmy Turner, Souichi Sugano, TD Kenelly, and Ben Tennyson! This is a star studded match!" Vegeta said.
Ben manages to get TD off him and and flips TD off of him! TD bounces off the ropes INTO A LIFT AND AN OMNI-DROP! Ben pins TD!
1…
2…
TD KICKS OUT!
"WHOA! Now THAT was unexpected!" Tarble exclaimed.
"That Omni-Drop was supposed to drop TD for sure! What happened?" Elesa asked.
"TD is just THAT damn good! And now Ben is trying for an Omni-Slam (Argentine Backbreaker into an Inverted Samoan Drop)!"
Ben lifts TD onto his shoulders, but TD rolls off the shoulders, jumps on the top rope, and hits a Flying Elbow to Ben's face! Ben falls on the ropes and TD kicks Ben's gut. He throws Ben into the ropes and goes for a Samoan Drop, but gets a roll up!
1…
2…
TD rolls out and runs at Ben, who catches him for an Inverted Atomic Drop! Ben then lifts TD up and DROPS HIM WITH AN ALIEN ACT (Attitude Adjustment)!
"He just brought CCW home with him!" Tarble said.
"And now…OH NO!" Elesa exclaimed as he slammed TD with The BKT! And now…he stalks TD…
"That Intergalactic (RKO) will end TD right there! He needs to get up!" Vegeta exclaimed.
TD stumbles up as Ben shrugs, and jumps up while grabbing TD's neck with one arm and his head with the other…
…
BUT TD THROWS BEN DOWN! Ben is bent over…
…
BEN DODGES THE FAMOUSSER…
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AND HITS TD WITH HIS...OMNITRIX?
"WHAT THE HECK?" Tarble exclaimed. "DID BEN JUST HIT TD WITH HIS OMNITRIX?!"
TD gets hit in the temple with the Omnitrix in a Rip Cord Elbow style, sending TD crumpling to the ground!
"THAT WAS…WHOA…" Vegeta looked on, amazed.
Ben pins TD!
"Folks…that's…"
1 (Game…)…
…
2 (Set…)…
…
3! (Match?)
The bell rings as Ben stands tall over TD, who is knocked out on the mat.
"Here is your winner; Ben "Ten" Tennyson!"
"He hit TD with his Omnitrix! I saw it!" Tarble exclaimed.
"I know! What a blatant cheat! Why didn't the ref disqualified?" Elesa asked.
"Cause it's not like he can take the watch off! So he figured he could use it as an offensive tool! I didn't think it was THAT strong though…" Vegeta said. "That watch may come in handy in the future…"
Ben looked at his watch and smirked as he raised his arms in victory.
"And Ben gets some momentum going into The Money in the Bank Match at Mania in five weeks!" Vegeta said. "Ben is looking like a pretty good bet on winning…next to Souichi."
Backstage, Ken Anarchy is showing YUNA around the locker rooms and backstage areas.
"And this is where the men stay." Ken said, pointing to the men's locker room. He then points to the boiler room. "That's where I perform my blood rituals-what? Who said that? Moving on." Yuna shook her head as Ken showed her to the women's locker room. "And this is the women's locker room! Don't try to sneak in...I tried..."
Out of the room walked Misty, who recognized Yuna and immediately have her a scowling look.
"Oh...oh man. Imma leave you ladies to yourselves." Ken said as he slowly walked away. Yuna chuckled.
"Well if it isn't the 'legend' Misty." Yuna said with a sly smirk. "Do anything relevant lately?"
Misty just growled. "You have a smart mouth, you know that? You think you can just waltz in here and just disrespect us like that? An then have the audacity to show your face? You're a funny girl, Yuna...and yet you don't scare any of us. You're still at the bottom and won't be getting to the top unless you can back up what you say."
Yuna smiles at Misty. "You are a funny one, Misty. As if I have to prove anything to you. I KNOW I'm better than you. I have skill, drive, determination, skill, and all that. And most of all, I am the toughest DOB you'll ever meet. And quite frankly...the fact that you stood here to try and threaten me must mean that you want me gone because YOU yourself feel threatened...I like that...and I'm gonna show you all why you need to be scared of me."
Misty raises an eyebrow. "'DOB'?"
Yuna turns around and looks at Misty. "Daughter of a bitch..."
"DOB...different..." Elesa said.
"Yuna has a lot of talk, but I wanna see some action!" Vegeta said.
"Well folks, the night before Wrestlemania is the Hall of Fame ceremony!" Tarble said. "We know Commander Duke, Alvin & The Chipmunks, and our own announcer Goofy Goof are inductees this year. Let us see who is our 1st out of 3 nominees tonight!"
There have been manny oddly paired teams over the years in wrestling, from The Rock & Sock Connection, He-Man and Lionel, to MVP and Matt Hardy, and The Gold Standards(Booster Gold and Thor). But when did the idea of putting two wrestlers that were vastly differently from one another in multiple ways into a tag team? The answer lays in the very first and very best odd paired tag team in wrestling history.
"Standing in the ring, from Toon Town and from Spoonerville respectively; Sylvester Cat & Big Bad Pete, they are… The 2D Power Trip!" Announced an unknown ring announcer.
"These two were the most bizarre tag team to ever be formed at the time" J.R. said
Sylvester made his in ring debut in 1967 in the AWA as one of the very first Animated high flyers in the companies history, and, with his high flying offense, managed to become AWA Animated North American Champion twice in 1967 and 1968. Pete made his in ring debut in 1968 also in AWA, he was considered to be one of the biggest cartoon guys to ever sign with the AWA and with his powerful strength and mean streak Pete managed to capture the AWA title in 1970 away from his long time rival Mickey Mouse. But in 1973 things took an interesting turn for both men's career's. During an event where the AWA Cartoon Tag Team Titles, with Donald & Goofy as the champion, were suppose to be on the line the original contenders couldn't get to the arena due to travel issues and the only two people available on short notice were Sylvester and Pete.
"It was a surprise for everyone when they were chosen to face the current champions" Pat Pattern said, "it was an even a bigger surprise when they won."
Pete lifts Sylvester into the air and then drops him on top of Donald, Sylvester makes the cover, 1….., 2…..3! "Here are your winners, and the NEW AWA Tag Team Champions, Sylvester and Pete!"
"This was the start of something really." Ric Flair said
Sylvester and Pete continued to team with one another in AWA, the NWA and soon WCW, capturing multiple tag title reigns. Over the years they were known for two brutal tag team finishers, one was the Flying Spear, where Pete would throw Sylvester of the top rope at there opponent where sylvester would hit a spear and The Torture Machine, where Pete gives an opponent a bear hug while Sylvester grabs the opponents arms, buts his foot on his opponent's back and pull hard.
"They were the biggest loudmouths" John Havoc laughed "The most annoying part was that they could back it up."
Sylvester:"We're the reflection of perfection, the number one selections!
Pete: Where what you see is what you get, and what you don't see, is better yet!"
There greatest success however is when they won the World Title….together. In a two on one handicapped match for the title.
The grab Tick and they set him up for the Torture Machine!
"Oh no it's the Torture Rack!" Charlie shouts.
"It's all over from here folks!" John also shouted.
After a few agonizing moments The Tick submits!
"Here is your winners, and the NEEEEEEEWWWW WCW Cartoon Heavyweight Champions, The 2D Power Trip!" the rung announcer exclaimed
"They managed to do something no one thought could happen" Steve Rogers said, "They made the impossible possible."
There The 2D Power Trip came to a sad end in 2002 after they joined WWE. They thought that they had lost there step in the ring so they decided to have one last match against then Tag Team Champions, The Tough Customers, in a losing effort.
"And there we go!" Tarble said. "The 2D Power Trip! Being inducted by their very own best friends and students-Tom & Jerry, Team 2D!"
"I have talked with them before, and they are a mighty fine team. A bit on the self absorbed side, but they deserve it! 18 Time Tag Champions! How many more reigns can a tag team have?" Vegeta said.
"My dad always enjoyed them in WCW, especially their World Title reign in the 90s!" Elesa said.
"Well we'll find out the next inductee soon, but-"
Ken Anarchy walks down the ramp with a mic in hand.
"-we have Ken Anarchy's important speech NEXT!" Tarble said.
*Commercial*
"What make Wrestlemania special?"
Ash diving off the cell onto Tai is shown.
"The shocking moments…"
Ash winning his first Toon Title at Mania X8, his first Cartoon Heavyweight Title in Mania 22, his Heavyweight Title retention at Mnia 23, and his Toon World Title win at Mania 24 is shown last.
"The career fulfilling moments…"
His several Mania wins and successes leading to 16-0 is shown.
"The building of a legacy…"
Ash lifts up his head and looks into the camera.
"THAT'S what makes Wrestlemania so special…and what makes 17-0 even better…"
WRESTLEMANIA 28!
FIVE WEEKS!
*Commercial End*
"No Chance" is fading away as Vince McMahon and Dokuro-chan stand in the ring.
"Now folks it is with great pride to introduce to you, WCW Showdown's GM: KEN ANARCHY!" Vince shouts out then points to the entrance way.
(Sound of Madness by Shinedown plays)
Ken Anarchy comes out smiling in a tieless suit to surprising large amounts of cheers. The Showdown GM looks to be pumped up and full of energy as he makes his way to the ring.
Once he's gets in the ring, Anarchy shakes Vince and TW's hand then gives GB a pat on the shoulder, then Vince hands Ken a microphone of his own. Ken soaked up the crowd's reaction for a another moment before finally speaking.
"Hello everybody! You guys having a good time!?" Ken asks, to which the crowd responded with loud cheering.
"Alright that's what I wanted to here! Now there are three questions you guys must be thinking to yourselves, 1.) Why was I chosen to be the GM of Showdown? 2.) Why does it involve WCW? and 3.) What can you expect to see from WCW Showdown? Well to answer you guy's first question I was chosen because I was the only poor bastard who applied." The crowd laughs. "Now to answer your second question…." Ken stops for a moment and gets a serious look on his face, "Vince here, has been wanting to bring WCW back in some way, shape, or form for a while now, and no it's not because he wants the WCW fans to blow him. He could never find anyone that could not only capture WCW's image but still add some originality to it, which is until I came along." Ken pauses again before continuing, "Now I'll admit WCW wasn't always at its best but when it came to its Cartoon division they gave everyone a show they would never forget. Now we come to the last question you all must want to know, what can you expect to see on WCW Showdown?", Ken gave a grin then said "You won't have to wait for that answer because I'm going to show you all what to expect!" The crowd cheered in response " Because tonight you will all be treated to what I'd like to call the WCW Showdown Talent Showcase, where you all get to see the soon to be WCW superstars in action. And trust me; if you think I'M crazy then you haven't seen anything yet!"
"Wow…this guy is nuts…" Vegeta said.
"And it STILL seems like he's keeping things from us!" Tarble said. "What does he have planned?"
Vince says one more thing…"Oh! And Ken…Dokuro…" Vince pulls out a quarter. "Heads or Tails?"
Dokuro immediately calls out "HEADS!", matching Ken's unpredictability score with her brazen call. Ken shrugs it off as Vince flips the coin…
…
…
"TAILS!" Vince yells out. He shakes Ken's hand. "Congratulations, Ken Anarchy…you get the very FIRST draft pick!" The crowd cheers as Ken's eyes widen. "Choose your first star wisely…"
Vince leaves as Ken smiles, leaving a shocked and wide eyed Dokuro.
"WHAT THE…The FIRST draft pick?" Tarble exclaimed. "The FIRST draft pick? The WORLD is his oyster! He can pick ANYONE as his first draft pick!"
"This IS a pretty big deal!" Vegeta exclaimed. "Anyone is game for that first draft pick! Even US! Please pick Tarble, Ken…"
Backstage, Chuckie Finster was in the interview area with Henry Wong.
"Hiya, guys! I'm here with Henry Wo…wait…huh? Wow, really? Okay…hey, guys! Change of plans! Henry Wong will be accompanied by-"
"HELLOOOOOOOO, NIMBASAAAAAAAAAA!"
Jumping onto the screen is a white jacketed, green shirted TK with a white jacketed and green shirted Kari, a white jacketed and green shirted Henry, and a white jacketed and green shirted Davis holding a microphone.
"IT IS THE RE-EMERGENCE OF THE ERA. OF. ATTITUDE!" Davis said with his shades on. "Haha! I LOVE this! The Originators of Degeneration are BACK! The Fiction Wrestling scene's first ever DX! Trained by the Bad-Ass Billy Gunn and The Road Dogg Jesse James themselves, the deities of discord, the masters of mischief, the only team in the business who ISN'T an now ripoff! And tonight, we have TWO matches to fight! My boy Henry has to fight that big lummox Wolfgang, The only other "Alpha Bitch" other than Gwen Tennyson, for a spot in the Money in the Bank Match at Wrestlemania!"
Henry takes the mic. "And let me say, Wolfgang…you cost me TWO years of my career! I could've been World Champ again! TK may've been Cruiserweight Champ as well! Davis wouldn't have betrayed us! Kari would've actually have gone for TK! Tai may have played third wheel to Matt an Sora! And Xros Wars may've been in the US!...wait what? It is coming here, Kari? Oh. Digimon Fusion? Oh okay…scratch that. But the thing is…there are a LOT of things that COULD'VE happened! But I know what WILL happen! Wolfgang, you're about to get yourself neutered by Dr. Wong…"
TK chuckled…"Dr. Wang…"
"I thought we were ABOVE that, TK?" Kari scolded him. "Besides, you save that humor for the OTHER DX groups. X-Factors, probably."
"What about D-Hedge?" Davis asked.
"They seem like they want to be us…can't hate flattery…" Kari said with a chuckle. "Oh, and Those all girl DX groups?"
"Ah great, DX groups are becoming what The nWo groups were in 2008-2011." Henry rolled his eyes. "Being the original product is hard work…"
"But we're even ripoffs of the original DX…" TK said.
"No, we're ripoffs of The New Age Outlaws!" Davis said.
"There's a difference, apparently." Kari said.
"But even with all these copiers, they're all a part of the DX Family! But as the patriarchs…"
"AHEM!" Kari cleared her throat.
"…And matriarch…of Fiction Wrestling's DX Family, we have a certain status as the standard makers. And let's make THIS a standard…this may be a probation period, but I will make the best out of it! Greg and Rowley, AKA Doctor Evil and his Fruit Tart Mini Me, will be victims of this new Regeneration! And tonight, The World's Toughest Turd Twins will be made examples by The Princes and Princess of Pain, The Macks of Mockery, The Dukes and Duchess of Degeneration, The first stable to win the PWI of 'Most Annoying' before "Asses Who Masturbate" took over that category for that company "Tits 'n Ass"! I'll give you ten bucks if you can guess who we just made fun of…we are…DIGIIIIII GENERATIIIIIIIION X! And if you ain't down with that…we just got. TWO. WORDS. FOR YA.
TK runs in…
"POKEMON SUCKS!"
The rest of Digi-X stares at TK, who turns deep red.
"Hey, I'm a bit rusty…" He said before turning back to the camera.
"SUCK IT!" Davis then pops up once more…
"Digi-X is back! And if you didn't hear us the first time…
OOOOOH! YOU DIDN'T KNOW?"
The crowd can be heard saying "YO ASS BETTA CALL SOMEBODY!" in the background, and Davis smiles.
"Just listen to that crowd…" Davis leaves with Digi-X as Vegeta and Tarble speak again.
"ELECTRIFYING!" Tarble exclaimed. "With all this Digivolution crap, you almost forget Davis is a promo king!"
"He's degenerated…oh goody…" Vegeta scoffs.
"Oh come on, brother! Digi-X was enjoyable!" Tarble said.
"I always loved Digi-X! The original Fiction Degenerates! I remember when they got TJ in trouble at his elementary school by making fun of Principle Prickly! He got detention for WEEKS! And when they pushed Gary's car off a bridge! Or when they stole Ash's Poke Balls!" Elesa said.
"THEY'RE ANNOYING THUGS! I WAS HOPING THEY WOULDN'T COME BACK, BUT I GUESS THE UNIVERSE JUST HATES ME!" Vegeta screamed.
"Well Greg & Rowley will feel the power of The Regeneration tonight as Greg & Rowley go one on one with TL & Davis tonight!" Tarble said.
"Apparently we have a special guest…TWO of them!"
"Who?" Elesa asked.
"Drop the Bombshell" by Powerman 5000 plays to a raucous ovation by the crowd…
"THEM!" Tarble exclaimed.
TEAM 2D!
Tom Cat & Jerry Mouse run out and hold up their "V" hand signs as the crowd mimics the Tag Team Specialists.
"TOM AND JERRY!" Elesa exclaimed. "Rivals turned friends turned Tag Veterans!
"Fourteen, count 'em, FOURTEEN Tag Titles reigns from UCA and UWE! Second only to their teachers, The 2D Power Trip, who they're inducting into The WWE Hall of Fame!" Tarble said.
"You know this business has seen many tag teams spring up into greatness! Digi-X, The 2D Power Trip, The Erupting Eds, The South Park 4, The Elrics…but Team 2D just cuts the rest! Non-Stop Violence has reigned for 20 plus years!" Vegeta said.
The crowd chants "NON-STOP VIOLENCE! NON-STOP VIOLENCE!" as Jerry went to speak.
"WWE UNIVEEERSE!" The crowd cheered as Jerry smiled. "Tom The Cat AND Jerry The Mouse bring you…RIGHT to your doorstep…TOTAL NON-STOP VIOLENCE!"
The crowd cheers and hollers like crazy as a small "ECW!" Chant breaks out amongst the crowd.
"Haha, I enjoyed that reaction!" Jerry said. "We got a tweet saying our mentors were being inducted into The Hall of Fame! So we were invited to induct them! And let me say…we RUSHED at the opportunity!"
Tom picked up his mic. "From the early training days to our FIRST Tag Reign in UWE, they were with us every step of the way! From NWA to UWE to ECW to UCA, we established ourselves as the guys who did ANYTHING to win a match! We laid down the groundwork for Tag Team extreme matches! Our match with The Blakes in the 80s was a masterpiece, our Extreme Rulez Match with Andriod 16 & Android 17 in 1996 was hailed as the epitome of extreme in the 90s! And then UCA! And now we're up for HoF contendership in UWE, UCA, and hell, even WWE if you consider our ECW career! But tonight and every night until that Saturday before Mania…it's about our trainers! The Light Heavyweight, Sylvester Cat! The Powerhouse Big Bad Pete! If a dog and a cat can get along, why not a cat and a mouse?"
Jerry speaks again. "And while we ARE here to honor…we also came…to fight…"
The crowd cheers LOUDLY as Jerry smirks. The crowd just LOVES the prospect of a Team 2D match on Animated!
"Y'see, Commander Duke, Head of Talent Relations for The Animation Division, offered to let us have a match AND pick our opponents from the TLC Match at Mania!" Jerry said. The crowd began to chant "ELRICS! ELRICS!", which made Jerry laugh. "We're gonna cut the formal junk and get right to it! ELRICS! GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE!"
The 1st FMA (2003) Theme plays as Ed and Al run out and high five the fans! But then they turn their attention to The 2D Team in the ring. The Elrics walk to the ring and enter it, going face to face with Team 2D. The crowd cheers as the two major teams stare each other down.
Jerry is the first to speak. "Ed…Al…we don't like you…you HATE us…I think that was made PERFECTLY clear in UCA and at The FWAs. So yeah, we have bad blood. But I think a perfect way to settle things…before our big match at The Royal Reckoning PPV and before our PPV Matches…are with a match. But not just ANY match. We're extreme for a reason, man!"
Tom picked up his mic. "And we don't want some throwaway regular match! We want a major, game changing match! So we're challenging you to a match next week! The Elrics vs. Team 2D! EXTREME RULES!"
The crowd lets out a thunderous cheer as The Elrics IMMEDIATELY nod their heads yes!
"2D, you shouldn't of even asked us! You should've just demanded this at the back!" Ed said. "Would've saved you one hell of a monologue."
"And this will be a precursor to our Reckoning match. To show that The Elrics are ALWAYS ready to put on a match!" Al said. "You may tout Non-Stop Violence, but let's see what happens when the violence is turned against YOU!"
Tom chuckles. "Heheh…well, we'll see-"
"The World's Greatest Tag Team Theme" plays as Greg and Rowley walk out with mics and cocky grins. They roll into the ring and stare down The Elrics and Team 2D.
"Hahaha!" Greg laughed. "This is perfect! Two decrepit old animals who haven't been relevant since 1948! And another team filled with two anime stars whose stardom has since faded! Irrelevance like ANY other! I think you two teams should just-"
"SHUT UP!" Tom said before kicking Greg in the gut and throwing him into the corner! Rowley goes on the offensive, but Ed lands The Automail Clothesline on him! Jerry looks at Tom…and they yell out…
"NON-STOP VIOLENCE!"
They hold their V hand signs up as Jerry goes outside the ring to get a table! Greg gets up and Tom lands a Samoan Drop onto him! Jerry slides the table into the ring as Tom picks Greg up! He Irish Whips Greg to the ropes…but the WTTT kid gets dragged out by Rowley to safety! The crowd boos as Team 2D scoffs at The WTTT…
…AND TOM GETS PLANTED WITH AN AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE! Jerry turns into a Capo Kick! Ed picks Tom up and GETS A KICK TO THE NADS! Jerry THROWS AL OUT THE RING AFTER A FAILED SUPERKICK! Ed breaks free from Tom and bounces off the ropes…
INTO A FLAPJACK!
NON-STOP VIOLENCE THROUGH THE TABLE!
"THE TEAM 2D JUST TURNED THE TABLES ON WTTT AND THE ELRICS AND ARE STANDING TALL HERE IN THIS RING!" Tarble exclaimed.
"THAT 3D, I MEAN NSV, IS ALWAYS EXHILARATING! WHAT AN AWESOME MOVE! AND ED US LAID OUT IN TABLE DEBRIS!" Elesa exclaimed.
"THAT MATCH NEXT WEEK WILL BE THE BEST TAG HYPE WE'VE HAD FOR WRESTLEMANIA FOR A WHILE! AND I CANNOT WAIT!" Vegeta said.
Backstage, Duncan & Jude are talking to each other.
"If Jude and Scott want a beef, we'll give them beef!" Duncan said. "Those twerps are SERIOUSLY brain dead if they want to mess with us!"
Brad huffed and puffed as well. "They ATTACK us backstage? Well I think those dillweeds need to be taught a lesson! I'm thinking next week, you show that Jude dillweed who NOT to mess with!"
Duncan smirks evilly. "Good idea, Brad…good idea…my old stablemate needs to learn respect and the ladder of skill…"
Elsewhere, Taiki smiles to himself. He's in his locker room with a picture of Goku from Wrestlemania XI.
"Wrestlemania XI…THIS is what established Goku as the king of WWE. This event made Goku the legend he is today. And yet…when I look at Goku today…more specifically at X-Roads…you wanna know what I saw? I saw a man…a man who is WAY past his prime. A man who, despite his past records, can't seem to win a match in the 21st century. He's lost to Itachi and lost to Vegeta in 2005 and 2006 respectively. Poor brain dead idiot. I really had respect for him. But now it's gone. It went away the day I decided to look more into Goku's past. We all know he was supposed to kill us all until he bumped his head as a baby. We all know he turned into a giant ape and crushed a lot of things as a kid. But…did you know…that he didn't even need to work a damn day in his life."
"All I see is reports of 'Vince pushing Goku!' 'McMahon to put Goku in Main Event!' 'Vince McMahon making Goku his Face'…Mr. McMahon made Goku…Goku didn't make Goku. Instead of the numerous guys in the back. Ranma, Aladdin, etc…he picked this low IQ monkey to be his face. And what makes it worse is that he was picked over a numerous amount of guys who work BETTER than him. I honestly lost all respect for Goku…he hasn't worked for his top spot. He was HANDED it. I was never handed success…I had to fight EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR BUDDIES FOR IT! Yamcha, Tien, Trunks, Vegeta, Krillin, Piccolo, Gotenks, Gohan…and now you, Goku. Fitting, really…the event that rebirthed your career…will be the even where I KILL it…"
Taiki looks at the camera angrily before tearing up the picture of Goku and walking off as the show goes to commercial.
*Commercial*
Back in the ring, The bell rings as The Pokemon's Rival Theme plays! Gary walks out to a standing ovation as he walks down the ramp.
"Well Gary is getting ready for one on one action with Souichi Sugano, The RR Leader, and let me tell you, what shocked me a few weeks ago…The formation of this Rookie Revolution." Tarble said. "This grassroots revolution has gone worldwide. Let me give you some stats here: In two weeks (Or two months…), Souichi's group now has one member in EVERY company! WWE, CWF, UWE, UCA, CCW, CASZ, AWF, WWL, XCF, PCUW, LBF, you NAME it! They have reached at least 25 members!"
"This group…I agree with it…but this makes it seem like us vets are the bad guys! I don't like how Souichi is going about this! He targets me, and his career is over…" Vegeta said.
"The following match is scheduled for one-fall! Coming to the ring first; from Pallet Town, Kanto; Gary 'MF'in' Oak!"
Gary waits in the ring for Souichi, as "New Day" by Adelita's Way plays.
"And his opponent; representing The T.R.U.T.H.; Souichi Sugano!"
Souichi doesn't come onto the ramp, confusing Gar-STEEL PIPE TO THE BACK!
"WHAT THE HELL?" Vegeta exclaimed. "SOUICHI CAME FROM BEHIND OUR DESK AND DECKED GARY IN THE SKULL WITH THAT PIPE!"
Souichi continued to pound the pipe into Gary's skull repeatedly, making sure the trainer is down! Gary tries to stir, but Souichi runs the ropes and takes a page out of Starforce and Taiki's books and PUNTS GARY IN THE SKULL!
"THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH! WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS?" Tarble exclaimed.
Souichi removes the padding from the turnbuckle corner and then goes to pick up Gary. He throws Gary into the corner and SMASHES HIS HEAD INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! SOUICHI DOESN'T STOP THE ASSAULT AS AN ALREADY OUT OF IT GARY OAK IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT! SOUICHI CONTINUES THE HEADBANGING, EVEN AFTER GARY BEGINS TO BLEED PROFUSLEY FROM HIS HEAD!
"THIS IS RIDICULOUS!" Elesa screamed. "SOUICHI! STOP! STOP!"
Gary stumbles out the corner INTO A MAX DRIVE (Codebreaker)! Gary Is out cold as The Ex Driver grabs a mic from the outside. Blood continues to pour down Gary's face as the crowd just lets Souichi have it with the boos.
"Oh, and NOW he wants to speak…just sickening…" Tarble shook his head in disgust.
Souichi looked up at all of the Nimbasa crowd and grinned. "I told you we'd be getting rid of irrelevant vets. Ben said it best…This is a 'What have you done for me lately' business. And Gary has done NOTHING lately. He can tout all his…SHUT UP!" The crowd, in their never ending state of booing, boos LOUDER to spite Souichi. "Dimwits…He can tout all of his accomplishments…first ever Toon World Champion, first ever Cartoon World Heavyweight Champion…and yet he can't even make himself relevant for the modern era. Gary is the reason this group was made. Because management found it cute to award him with a World Title shot the second he returned to Animated. It's annoying to know that no matter what you do…it never matters because management has favorites."
Souichi walks over to Gary and puts his foot on his face.
"I had to put together a team so that NO ONE has to go through this AGAIN! The people who work their asses off day in and day out get nothing, but the lazy asses who get shots every week act like they deserve them! I say BULLCRAP! Gingka deserved a World Title shot! Linus as well! TD! Deadpool! Alucard! But instead…we get GARY OAK! Good 'ole MFin Oak! The kid that the internet made into a meme. Fitting…because Gary's current state is a joke. His career was on life support…and I decided to pull the plug and end the suffering…MY suffering…YOUR suffering…the ROOKIES' suffering…The casualty list is high…Master Chief and Starfox of UCA…The Z Fighters of WWE…and now Gary Oak…soon, the taste of defeat will be passed around to others…Asui Hikari will taste it…TIfa Lockheart and Princess Peach will taste it…defiant rookies such as Claude Speed and Chell will taste it…Scorpion, Reptile, Akuma will taste it…Misty and Ash will taste it…Red will taste it…Asheel Din will taste it…Goku will taste it…The Eds will taste it…Charlie Araya will taste it…The Blazing Wolves will taste it…Samus will taste it…Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin will taste it…The PPG will taste it…Reggie Rocket will taste it…wastes of space such as Kratos, Disco Kid, Hawkfield, and El Blaze will taste it…EVERYONE…will taste defeat…as The Rookie Revolution OVERTHROW the old regime of old men and women, and…"
Souichi is interrupted as Gary begins trying to come back…
…UNTIL SOUICHI NAILS A MAX DRIVE ONTO THE TEMPLE OF GARY!
"OH CRAP! THAT WAS DANGEROUS! THAT WAS POTENTIALLY LIFE THREATENING!" Tarble screamed.
"WE NEED MEDICAL STAFF! NOW! SOMEONE COME OUT NOW!" Elesa screamed.
Vegeta stayed silent the whole time.
Souichi spied Gary, who was bloodied, bruised, and unconscious. He picked his mic back up and spoke…
"…begin a new era…"
Souichi dropped the mic as he left an unconscious Gary Oak, passing EMTs on his way to the back.
"This was just…just heinous…sickening…" Tarble said. "Souichi didn't need to go this far…"
"This entire Revolution is producing casualties…" Elesa solemnly said.
Vegeta finally broke his silence…"He wants a vet…I'll give him a vet…soon…"
*Commercial*
"Welcome back to Animated, where a vicious assault was held before the commercial break." Tarble said. *Replay of Souichi attacking Gary* Souichi Sugano was supposed to fight Gary Oak…instead we got a brutal beatdown by Souichi onto Oak…all because he is a 'spotlight hogging vet'…this Revolution…it's gotten out of hand. I thought Souichi wasn't going to go this far. He's gone too far. The entire revolution went too far…"
"And now Gary…well…we don't know…head injuries are too serious…" Elesa said. "He may be injured…he may have to retire…"
"He attacked my prized student…" Vegeta said. "He had the gall to do that…with me watching…he's dead…"
(Nobody Likes Me by Deuce plays)
The lights came back on and then Linus comes out with the attire he had on at the PCUW-WWE Supershow and a scowl on his face. The crowd starts to boo loudly at him.
"Linus the boy who injured Ash months back and now has an angry Ketchum after him, especially after The Supershow, when Linus and Davis attacked both him and Tai and caused them to lose their match against Red Murdock and Jason Krueger, Virus Rebellion." Tarble said.
"It isn't fair to see Ash lose in such an embarrassing fashion. Unless it's by me, of course." Elesa said with a wink.
"Oh put it up your stinkhole, Elesa…" Vegeta said.
Linus slowly walks to the ring with a steel chair in one hand and a microphone in the other, once he gets into the ring he sets the chair in the center of the ring and sits down. The crowd continues booing loudly at Linus.
"This crowd wants to hear NOTHING from the 'Prophet of the Great Pumpkin', and blame them I do not." Tarble said.
"You need to look at this from Linus's eyes, Tarble!" Vegeta said. "Ever since he did what he did, people SCORNED him just because it was Ash Ketchum he did it to! Linus was pushed aside for Ash, and he finally just figured out the hypocrisy in the crowd!"
He stay's silent for a moment before speaking. "You know….I can't understand you people's way of thinking. When Ash or any other "good" guy does something to disrespect you people and/or a so called legend, or do something horrific there considered just a regular old bad guy and nothing more, I cheap shot Ash once or twice and I'm considered the devil's incarnate. As a matter of fact I've gotten booed worse than some of the worst scum bags that are in the WWE right now. Hell, you guys have cheered for WOLFGANG more than me! I held the World Title, the IC Title, and one half of the Tag Titles at the same time but you assholes never talk about that or any of my other accomplishments! All I hear when any of you guys mentions my name is "That guy who attacked Ash all those times time", I'm so f**king sick of you people hating me for no real reason other than to just hate me!"
"So, after speaking with the Great Pumpkin, I decided I'm going to give all you brainless fools a true reason not to like me. What's the reason you may be asking? Well I'll answer that question of your with a question of my own: Do you guys like history?"
Linus stops talking for a moment, as if waiting for the crowd to actually answer the question before continuing
"I do, especially when it involves something I'm interested in, and in this case it's Ash's Wrestlemania winning streak. Now for those idiotic people that don't know, Ash, like the Undertaker, has a Wrestlemania winning streak nobody else here in animated has matched." He said "Let's take a quick look at all the people who failed shall we?"
Linus motions for the crowd to look at the Titantron
A picture appeared on the giant screen with multiple tag teams on it
"1996, The Wrestlemania tag team battle royal, where the streak began with Ash and his pal Brock winning the whole thing"
The next picture came up showing the tag team of Roger & Derek
"1997, gave us Ash's second win at Mania again with his pal Brock"
The next picture showed Batman & Superman
"1998, Ash's third tag team match and third straight win at Mania but this time with, once again, with Brock and for The Toon Tag Team Titles. Their first reign as Champions."
The next picture showed Shawn Michaels
"1999, Ash had his first singles match at Mania against none other than the showstopper himself and despite all odds Ash won."
The next picture showed Henry Wong
"2000, when Ash was a bad guy yet still got cheered and got away with the IC Title clean."
The next picture showed Tai
"2001, I think we all should know about this Hell in a Cell face off by now folks. The Pokemon-Digimon Rivalry, Ash's legendary dive off of a raised cell…35 feet from the top of that cell onto Tai…you know…"
The next picture showed The Blob
"2002, Where Ash's first World title reign began. 'The Dream Reign' as they called it."
The next picture showed (masked) Kane
"2003, the second time he faced a real wrestler and this brings the Mania win counter to eight"
The next picture showed Luffy & Davis
"2004, a number one contender match that Ash won despite having a broken arm"
The next picture showed Brock
"2005, the match that ruined Brock's career in my honest opinion. The guy wouldn't even let his own friend live on with his career."
The next picture showed Big Brother
"2006 & 2007, two failed attempts by a boring giant, both involving the world title. The first time he chased it, the second time he had it."
The next picture showed Sasuke and Naruto
"2008, Ash beat Toon Champion Sasuke (Money in the Bank cash-in) and Rumble winner Naruto to reclaim The Toon Championship."
The next picture showed Wolfgang
"2009, this event showed that even a bully like Wolfgang can be a loser"
The next picture showed Danny Phantom
"2010, Danny challenged Ketchum for dominance! But after an uninteresting match, Ash wins…NEXT!"
The last picture showed Duncan & DJ
"2011, where Ash got his sixteenth win in a handicap match against two nobodies from Canada."
Linus once again stopped talking for a few more seconds before continuing "Do you people get it now or do I have to spell it out for you?" he asked "It was professed to me by The Almighty Great Pumpkin that it was my destiny to, not only break Ash's legendary Wrestlemania streak but to end his very career and I refuse to ignore my destiny or the word of the Great Pumpkin!" he shouted, "The Great Pumpkin has endowed me with all of the knowledge and facts I need to know so I can beat him at the show that he is KING at! No one else has the knowledge I have…and The Great Pumpkin has given me…SEVERAL things to put me in the driver's seat…things that even Ash would be surprised to see…" The crowd boos at this statement. "So this Wrestlemania, 2012, is the year Ash's streak and career finally dies! And it'll be all because of me! The Prophet of the Great Pumpkin, Linus van Pelt!"
Linus basks in the hate of the crowd…and that's when The Pokemon Theme Movie Remix plays to a raucous crowd! Ash walks out onto the ramp and walks down the ramp!
"Oooooh yeah!" Tarble exclaimed. "Revenge for The Supershow!"
Ash walks down, focused and determined, as Linus just gets on his knees. Ash continues to walk down the ramp, eyes focused on Linus…
…
*WHAP*
SIX MASKED MEN RUN DOWN THE RAMP AND ATTACK ASH! The Pokemon trainer falls victim to the beatdown as the men attack and destroy Ash on the ramp! The men, wearing all black clothes and orange pumpkin masks attack and throw Ash into the barricade! The men, all varying in sizes, attack Ash relentlessly! Linus laughs it up in the ring as Ash begins to come back!
"Ketchum is fighting back! Right hand, left hand, right foot, left foot!" Tarble exclaimed as Ash threw several of the men into the barricade! He lifts one up for The Attitude Adjustment, but two of them attack his knees, taking Ketchum back down!
"WHO THE HECK ARE THESE PEOPLE?" Elesa exclaimed as Linus exited the ring and walked over to Ash and stood over him. Linus crouched down and spoke to Ash…
"Ketchum…hey Ketchum…you awake?" A disoriented Ash looks over to Ash. "Good, good…the Great Pumpkin is NEVER wrong…he ordained for all of this to happen…these people are fellow Pumpkin followers as well. And they all want but one thing…to let the Great Pumpkin have his way…and since I am his most faithful prophet…he has granted me one wish…to defeat YOU at WRESTLEMANIA…Ketchum, your streak's days are numbered. Be prepared for the utter humiliation as I reduce you to a miserable sixteen…and one…"
Linus leaves the ringside with his pumpkin goons as Ash continues to reel on the ground. The crowd boos Linus and the pumpkin masked thugs as they walk to the back.
"Not fair at ALL!" Tarble said. "He didn't deserve that! He didn't!"
"He tried to fight the big dog, and the big dog brought in his Pound Puppies to take him out! Linus winning at Mania is pretty believable!" Vegeta said.
"Yeah, if he gets his goons on Ash!" Elesa said. "Ash isn't letting that happen TWICE! He will be prepared for it a second time!"
*Commercial*
Goofy stands in the middle of the ring.
"The following contest is a WCW Showdown Talent showcase match!" Goofy announced
(The first Pokemon Theme plays)
The crowd begins to cheer loudly as Misty comes out and makes her way to the ring looking ready to fight.
"Introducing first, from Cerulean City, Kanto Region; Representing Animated; The Water Gym Leader, Misty!"
"Next to Sailor, Misty has to be one of the most revered people in this division!" Elesa said. "5x Women's Champion, and she hasn't broken a sweat YET!"
"We just saw Ash get destroyed by the goons of Ash, but now we have Misty going against a person Ken Anarchy apparently signed to WWE…oh wait…'WCW' Showdown." Vegeta said.
"Keep in mind, while she isn't up for the first 10 picks of the draft, she WILL be up for the rest of the picks, chosen after either an Animated star of a Showdown star win a match and the randomizer picks the next drafter." Tarble said.
(Bulls On Parade by Rage Against The Machine plays)
"And her opponent, from The DWMA; Representing Showdown; Maka Alburn!"
Maka Albarn comes out with an excited but focused expression on her face as the crowd gives her a mixed reaction, leaning a little towards cheers.
"Maka Albarn? Heard of her." Vegeta said. "Soul Eater."
"She was in FCW, training her butt off in the development territory…which we hear is changing up a bit…something about combining it with nXt…" Tarble said.
(This is where it cuts to a screen with a small bit of info about Maka with some comments from Tarble and Vegeta)
WCW: Showdown Wrestler Facts - Maka Albarn
- Was one of the best female kickers in FCW
- Was a three time FCW Women's Champion
- Was undefeated for two months before finally losing to Korra
- Trained by Spider Man and Rey Mysterio
- Finisher(s): Witch-Hunt Guillotine (Scorpion Rising), Majin Hunt Splash (Springboard 450 Splash)
"Maka was pretty much undefeated going into her third month until Korra defeated her." Tarble said. "Winning the FCW Women's Title after six months and carrying it for a good minute."
"That Guillotine Kick she performs, the Witch-Hunt Guillotine, was inspired by one of Maka's Japanese icons, Meiko Satomura, who actually gave her pointers while training in Japan. Rey Mysterio and Spiderman, two great high-flyers, trained her while in FCW."
Both women go to the center of the ring and shake hands and wish each other luck.
(The bell rings)
The match starts with Misty and Maka getting into a collar and elbow tie up, then Misty manages to get Maka into a head lock. Maka manages to get out of it and irish whips Misty into the rope, the gym leader bounces off the ropes and gets hit with a spinning wheel kick by the meister. While Misty is down Maka does a standing moonsault onto the gym leader and goes for a cover, but the ref calls for a rope brake since Misty's leg is under the bottom rope.
Maka moves her away from the ropes and then lifts Misty to her knees then gives her a hard kick to the chest, then another hark kick to the chest, and then a third kick to the chest, which finally sends the water gym leader flat on her back! Maka goes goes for a cover, 1…., 2…., Misty kicks out, the meister attempts to lift her up again but Misty knocks her away with a couple elbow shots to Maka's stomach. Once she's fully up, Misty grabs onto Maka and hits a belly to belly suplex then goes for a pin, 1…., 2…. Maka kicks out, Misty gets Maka onto her feet and hits a belly to back suplex then goes for the cover again, 1…., 2…., Maka again kicks out! Misty grabs one of Maka's legs but the meister quickly kicks her away before the water gym leader could do anything, Maka gets to her feet , runs toward Misty and hits the water gym leader with a running high knee to the face! Maka then goes onto the outside apron and waits for Misty to get up, when she does the meister jumps off the ropes and hits a Springboard DDT! She goes for the cover, 1…, 2…., Misty kicks out. Maka attempts to get Misty back to her feet but Misty gets Maka to let go of her by punching her stomach reign. Once Misty is back up she hits Maka with a series of knife edge chops then grabs Maka's leg and hits a leg lariat. Misty then locks Maka into a bow and arrow submission, the ref asks if Maka wants to quit but she shakes her head. After a few painful moments Maka manages to fight her way out of the submission.
"Maka certainly taking it to Misty with this grappler's offense she has here." Tarble said.
"The rookie has been matching with the vet blow for blow. She has some skill." Vegeta said with an approving nod.
Once she's back up Maka charges again but Misty counters with an arm drag. Misty attempts an arm bar but Maka grabs onto the bottom rope, forcing Misty to break the hold. The gym leader tries to drag the meister away from the ropes but Maka hangs onto the bottom rope. Maka manages to kick Misty away once again then quickly gets up, bounces of the ropes and hits a cross body! Maka quickly gets up again and climbs to the top rope but before she could do anything Misty pushes her off, sending the meister all the way to the arena floor!
Misty gets out of the ring and the ref begins to count, the water gym leader picks up Maka and rolls her back into the ring with the ref's count ending at four. Misty makes the pin, 1…..,2….., Maka kicked out! Misty picks the meister once again and prepares to give her the Attitude Adjustment but just when Misty lifts her up, Maka gets out of it and hits the water gym leader with a kick to the back of the head! Maka then lifts Misty to her knees again, runs to the ropes, bounces off, and hits a shining wizard! But instead of going for the cover Maka turns Misty onto her back then gets on the apron, the hits the Majin Hunt Splash! Maka quickly goes for the pin, 1….., 2…., MISTY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT 2.99! Maka has a look of complete shock on her face, she quickly climbs onto the top turnbuckle and goes for 450 splash but Misty moves out of the way at the last second! Both lay on the mat, so the ref begins to count, 1…..2…..3, Maka and Misty begin to slowly move, 4…5…6, now both women start to slowly get back up, 7…..8….., both competitors are finally back to there feet. Misty attempts a Superkick but Maka ducks under it and she attempts a roundhouse kick but Misty ducks that and hits the Superkick this time! Misty goes for the pin, 1…., 2…., MAKA GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT 2.99!
Misty looks shocked but doesn't dwell on it and lifts Maka up, AND HITS THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!
"And The ROOKIE has been DOWNED!" Tarble said.
Just when Misty was about to go for the pin…
(Dean Malenko's WWE 3rd Theme)
"What the…" Vegeta said.
Misty looked toward the entrance way with confusion at first but then she became angry when she saw Yuna Kamihara walked out onto the stage with a smirk on her face while wearing a T-shirt that said "MMAWomen Wrestling Divas" in big white bold letters.
Misty was yelling toward Yuna saying "Get in here you bitch!", Yuna slowly walked to warded the ring with the smirk still on her face. Misty was so focused on Yuna she hadn't noticed Maka getting up.
"Hey hey hey, Misty, don't get distracted from the match!" Tarble exclaimed.
"Such a ROOKIE thing to do!" Vegeta said.
Just when Yuna made it near the end of the entrance way, Maka grabbed Misty and turned her around and hit the water gym leader with pele kick! Maka shot Yuna an angry glare and yelled "I'll deal with with you in a minute you MMA wh*re!" Yuna's smirk disappeared after hearing that. Maka saw that Misty was now on one knee, so Maka bounced off the ropes and hit the Witch-Hunt Guillotine! The meister goes for the pin…
"Oh man!" Vegeta exclaimed. "Misty, THAT'S…"
1 ("Game!")...
2 ("Set!")…
3! ("And Maaaaatch!")
(The bell rings)
"Here is your winner: Maka Albarn!"
Just as soon as Goofy announced Maka as the winner Yuni got right into the ring and began to assault the meister with a series of hard punches and jabs! Then the MMA fighter picks Maka up by her head and throws her to the outside!
"Hey, SERIOUSLY? This night has been FULL of jumpings and beatdowns!" Tarble exclaimed.
"Haha! Wrestlemania season just brings out the fire in everyone!" Vegeta exclaimed.
Yuna, wasting no time grabs Misty's arm and puts her in the Kimura Lock! As she's wrenching Misty's arm Yuna is heard shouting "You think an old diva like you is better than me!? You and the rest of the diva wrestlers are nothing but a joke!" The crowd's booing was getting louder and louder by the second.
"Let her go!" Elesa yelled. "This is so unnecessary!"
Just when it looked like Yuna was about to break Misty's arm, the crowd began to cheer as Kari, Cindy Vortex, Katara, Gwen Tennyson, and Ramona Flowers ran out towards the ring! Yuna let Misty's arm go and managed to get out of the ring and into the crowd before any of the other women wrestlers could get her.
Some of the women yelled toward Yuna, daring her to get back in the ring, others helped Maka and Misty back to their feet.
"Oh man!" Vegeta exclaimed. "That Yuna Kamihari just showed them girls she is NOTHING to be trifled with!"
"Nearly breaking Misty's arm! Where does she get off?" Elesa asked.
"Well maybe Misty shouldn't have provoked her earlier!" Vegeta exclaimed. "That idiot pretty much shot herself in the foot with those comments!"
Backstage, Sailor Moon walks to the ring with her Title Belt on her shoulders.
"And guess what?" Vegeta asked. "Unagi in action! Next!"
*Commercial*
The show comes back as we have Tarble, Vegeta, and Elesa joined by Haruhi Suzumiya and Gwen Tennyson.
"Hello, all! Tarble here with our guests Gwen and Haruhi! How are you two doing?"
"I'm good, Tarble!" Haruhi said. "Planning a special SOS Chat for next week! Live in Jubilife City in the Sinnoh Region!"
"Haha…and me…well I'm just training for Wrestlemania…pumped right now! I REALLY can't wait until I finally can wipe that smug smile off of Moon's face!" Gwen said.
"How about me and Vegeta sit this one out?" Tarble suggested.
Vegeta shrugged it off. "Why not…it's gonna be a Unagi win anyway!"
Some indy rock music plays, bringing out Ramona Flowers, subspace pouch and all. The bell rings as She walks down the ramp and high fiving people.
"The following match is scheduled for one-fall! First; now residing in Toronto, Ontario, Canada; Ramona Flowers!"
Ramona points to Haruhi and tells her in five weeks, she'll be finished.
"Ha! As if!" Haruhi exclaimed. "I'm whupping her butt at Mania DECISEVLY!"
"Gwen, correct me if I'm wrong, but you DID get your dome knocked off by Flowers on your own show last week." Elesa said.
"Haha! True!" Gwen agreed. "Ramona has YOUR number, Haruhi!"
"Ah, shut it, Tennyson!" Haruhi said.
A Hip Hop version of The Sailor Moon Theme plays, bringing out Sailor Moon with her blackened Senshi outfit. She flips the hood off the costume and looks completely angry as she walks to the ring with a fixed look at Gwen.
"And from Tokyo, Japan; she is the Toon Women's Champion; Sailor Moon!"
"Sailor hasn't had a good week!" Gwen said. "She's: had to listen to The other Senshi berate her at the 20th anniversary meeting, hear Gwen and Asui talk crap about her, and then have to hear that Sailor Mars and Jupiter are signed to WWE under WCW Showdown! She is PISSED!"
"And yet she has YET to be happy about the FWA she won for Best Female's Match, and her new relationship with The Toon World Champion? What a spoiled brat!" Haruhi said.
"Sailor has been on a tear either way, and she has announced that this was her LAST year in wrestling. She will retire this year." Elesa said.
The bell rings as Ramona and Haruhi circle around the mat. Ramona tries to land a hit…wrong move, as Sailor blocks it and kicks Ramona in the gut. Sailor lifts Ramona's head up and chops her right across the chest, sending her reeling. Sailor, now feeling the heat of the crowd, who are chanting "'Tachi's handjob! *Clap 5x* 'Tachi's handjob! *Clap 5x*" Sailor begins screaming towards the crowd before receiving a Shoulder Block from Ramona! Ramona then begins to take it to Sailor, with strike after strike after strike to the gut, chest, and head of Sailor. Ramona jumps off the ropes and hits a Kitchen Sink to the Sailor Scout. Sailor rolls over the knee of Ramona, and ends up sitting up. Ramona takes advantage of it and lands a Low Clothesline to take Sailor down. She follows with a pin, 1.. Sailor kicks out. Haruhi laughs at her seat, attracting Ramona's attention. Ramona looks over to Haruhi and says "I'll give you something to laugh about!" She picks Sailor up and Irish Whips her…but Sailor reverses it and HAMMER THROWS Ramona into the corner. The delivery girl stumbles around into a DROPKICK from Sailor Moon to the head! She manages to keep Ramona down afterwards with a series of kicks to the head and gut of the Amazon Dot CA girl, but Ramona grabs one of Sailor's feet and take her down before locking in an Ankle Lock! In an effort to keep Sailor off her feet, Ramona tries keeping the kick heavy girl down with a submission. Sailor, used to this tactic, rolls over and uses her legs to toss Ramona out of the ring! Ramona lands on her back and gets up…into a Baseball Slide into the table face first!
"Hahaha! She gave me something to laugh at alright! How pathetic can you-" *SLAP!*
Ramona BITCH SLAPS Haruhi right across the face as the delivery girl gives the SOS Brigadier a smirk before she turns around receives a kick to the gut from Sailor!
"Haha! And what did we learn?" Elesa exclaimed as Haruhi regained her composure.
"That BITCH! She's DEAD! You don't slap me! SHE DOESN'T LAY HER HANDS ON ME AT ALL!" Haruhi exclaimed. "KILL HER, SAILOR! KILL HER!"
"Haha, well Sailor IS in control now!" Gwen said. "Tarble mentioned Maka's kick specialty, well Sailor kicks like there is NO tomorrow! OOH!"
Sailor gave Ramona a POWERFUL GAMENGIRI to the side of Ramona's head, taking her down hard to the ground! Sailor then picks Ramona up and rams her head first into the corner! Ramona rests her head on the corner…but Sailor SUPERKICKS IT INTO THE HARD POST! Sailor picks Ramona up and throws her into the barricade! Ramona then stumbles out up, and Sailor lifts her up and gives her a Back Body Drop onto the hard floor! Ramona reels from the move, but Sailor picks her back up. Relentless and brutal, she throws Ramona into the table and INTO GWEN! The Alien girl gets up along with Ramona and tries to get back to her table. Haruhi laughs as Ramona stumbles over the table. Sailor picks her up and slides her into the ring and slides in as well. Ramona gets up and Sailor Savate Kicks her right in the jaw! She pins Ramona…
1…2…Ramona kicks out!
"Ah man, kick out there!" Haruhi said. "How does it feel, Gwendolyn?"
Gwen stares back at Haruhi. "Shut up, Haruhi. Do you WANT me to hurt you now?"
"Oh man…so much tension here…" Elesa said. Vegeta is busy laughing in the background.
Sailor picks Ramona up…and gets pushed away! Sailor runs back and gets a Powerslam! Ramona gets up with Sailor and delivers a powerful elbow to the face of Sailor! Ramona laughs it up as she picks Sailor up from behind for an Inverted Exploder Suplex! Sailor rolls onto her feet afterwards and looks up to see Ramona coming at her with a Dropkick to the knee and a Knee Trembler! Sailor tries to get up, but Ramona picks her up buy her arms, lifts her up, and hits a Michinoku Driver! After that random maneuver, Haruhi rolls over onto her feet with Sailor in tow and hits a Bridging Back Suplex! 1…2…Sailor kicks out! Sailor gets to her feet and SENSHI BO-No, wait, Ramona grabs her foot and trips her up! Ramona jumps up and LEG DROPS Sailor in the mid-section! She then jumps around energetically as she climbs the corner…dives off…AND LANDS THE SUBSPACE HAMMER (Diving Headbutt)! She pins The Champ!
"She's about to knock off the Champ! Ramona is about to get Mania Momentum!" Elesa exclaimed.
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Sailor grabs the ropes!
"Sailor saved herself with a nice kickout there, but I think Ramona is ready to give Sailor the WORST kind of Extra Life!" Gwen exclaimed.
Ramona stalked Sailor as she tries to get up, ready to land a finishing blow to the Senshi. She jumps off the ropes and gets the leg ready…
…but Sailor grabs her from the air and tosses her into the corner! Ramona turns around and dives off…
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INTO A SENSHI BOOT THE JAW! RAMONA IS DOWN!"
Vegeta takes Gwen's mic. "MY TURN, BABY! UNAGI HAS HER DOWN!"
1 (GAME!)…
2 (SET!)…
3! (MATCH!)
The bell rings as Sailor just snatches her Belt from the referee as Vegeta and Tarble take their spots back.
"Here is your winner; Sailor Moon!"
"Thank you girls for your time!" Tarble said, "And Sailor has picked up another victory here, more momentum for Mania! But Ramona had her on the ropes a couple times!"
"Suuuure!" Vegeta said. "Ramona had her down for 2 seconds, but Sailor kept her down for thre…wait a minute…wait…I'm getting some news…wait…really? REALLY? WELL PLAY IT? NOW MAN!"
"What is it, brother?" Tarble asked.
"Watch the Titantron, brother!" Vegeta said.
The screen goes black as the promo plays…
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"One of the best we've had in a while." Vince said.
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"She really deserves this. A long time coming." Triple H said.
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"A true force in the company. Always a joy to watch." JR said.
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"If I had to pick a Hall of Famer…she'd be number one…" Commander Duke said.
"Because I'M number ONE!" Sailor Moon said to a 1995 RAW crowd.
"She really set the bar in this company. In this business." Goku said.
"Adrenaline" by Rosseline plays as Sailor's career plays out.
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Sailor Moon walks with the Scouts to the ring in 1992…
"These Scouts are a happy go lucky bunch. This anime craze is going wild here!" Baloo exclaimed.
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"SHE PINNED SHE-RA! SAILOR IS TOON WOMEN'S CHAMPION OF THE FEDERATION!"
Sailor holds up her Title Belt as The Scouts hold her up!
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The Scouts are shown holding the Belt together
"How can you SHARE A WOMEN'S TITLE BELT?" Scrooge McDuck said.
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"You want to advance your career?" Yusuke asked Sailor Moon. "Consider what I said…"
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On Raw…
"SAILOR IS THE WOMEN'S CHAMP! SALLY ACORN WAS PINNED AND HERE COMES MARS!"
Sailor and Mars hug, and Sailor stares at her Belt…
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SHE BOOTS MARS' SKULL OFF!
"SHE JUST BOOTED MARS' HEAD OFF!" Roshi exclaimed.
"SHE JUST COMMITED SAILOR SCOUT SUICIDE!" Vince exclaimed.
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"And I am NOT a Serena…I am USAGI! USAGI TSUKINO!"
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"The Anime Dynasty just established themselves into this company…and I think this isn't ending well for everyone else…" Roshi said.
Shots of Sailor's career flash before the screen as her biggest moments are shown…
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Sailor SENSHI BOOTS ALUNDRA BLAYZE!
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"SHE PINNED THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION! SAILOR PINNED ALUNDRA BLAYZE!"
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SENSHI BOOT TO YAMCHA!
"The ref didn't even see that and now Ranma's going to regain control!
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"SENSHI BOOT TO GOKU! SHE SENSHI BOOTED GOKU!" Daffy exclaimed
"DESPARATION! SHE NEEDS THE WIN BAD! SHE WANTS TO KEEP HER BELT!"
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Senshi Boots to: Chun-Li, Princess Peach, Chi-Chi, Bulma, Helga Pataki, Molly (Arthur), Francine Frensky, And etc. are shown
"That boot of hers is just a miracle! How does she put them down with ONE strike?" JR asked.
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Misty turns around and GETS A SENSHI BOOT WITH THE CHAIR IN HER FACE!
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WM 2000
Sora hangs onto the Title Belt in mid-air…
…DROPKICK! SAILOR DROPKICKS SORA OFF THE TITLE BELT!
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Her modern bouts with Misty are shown, including a shot of Sailor Powerbombing Misty through a table and a DDT off a ladder…
"Those two have turned this match into a BATTLE!" Bugs exclaimed.
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Sailor (in 2011) Senshi Boots Gwen at Bragging Rights!
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"If she wasn't here…The Toon Women's Division…where would it be?" Vince said.
(In 1991)
Serena: Sailor Moon and The Sailor Scouts to the rescue! We promise to work HARD to get to the top!
(In 2011)
Unagi: When you get to the top like me…you learn many things…and one thing is…I. Will. Not. Die.
The Promo ends as The crowd is actually giving Sailor respectful cheers. The Women's Champion's original frown turns upside down as she drops to her knees and lays her head on her Belt. She looks up and actually smiles cheek to cheek, getting up and raising her Belt in the air and yelling "NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" as the show goes to commercial.
"Hell yeah…she deserved it!" Vegeta said before the commercial.
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