Title: That's A1
Summary: A simple bet, see who can use a 'coupla focail' to get a 'cailini' into the 'aul 'leaba', what could go wrong? Well Irish Boy Edward Masen is going to find, not just what could go wrong, but what also could go right.
Perspective: EPOV
Story Type: Drabble, chapters will vary in life.
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I wished I owned Twilight, so, so, so much! But I don't so I'm just going to play with them for a bit.
EPOV
"Will you tell me?" Bella asked as I helped her box up her books and DVDs.
"Do you have a fucking mental disorder?" I asked her taking the sellotape off of her and pull it over the top of the box. I then picked up her marker and wrote what was in the box so we would be able to unpack when we got to the house.
"No, I just want to know." She said.
"Bella you threatened my balls the other day if I told you. I'm not that fucking stupid."
"Please, I saw the cutest little outfits today and I want to know if I should get them or not before we go home."
"Bella you're not to buy more shit to pack, for fuck sake. We're bringing like five bags back with us as it is."
"Please Edward." She said walking towards me and pulling at my arms, so that they were wrapped around her. "Just tell me."
"You said you didn't want to know."
"I'll give you a blow job" She bartered.
"I can't be bought Love." I told her and she sighed.
"Come on. I was thinking of names the other day, we really need to pick one."
"We have four months nearly to pick a name." I told her.
"Edward, please tell me is the baby going to be Daniel or Danielle" She said.
"We're not naming our daughter Danielle I hate that fucking name." I said when she looked at me. "Oh fuck!"
"We're having a girl?" she asked me.
"I better get a blowjob for that." I told her.
"We're having a girl?" She repeated and I nodded.
"Now about that blowjob..." I said leaning down to kiss her but she pushed me away and ran out of the room.
"Rosalie he fucking caved. It's a girl." Bella said.
"Oh my God!" Rosalie said jumping up and down. "Congratulations." She said before rubbing Bella's baby belly.
"Okay how come you get all these rubs on the belly with congratulations, but you know no one rubs my balls and says 'well done Lads'?" I asked curiously.
Bella shrugged while Rosalie walked over to be and grabbed my crotch.
"Well done Lads" She said before patted my shoulder. "Happy?" she asked me.
"Rub them again and I will be." I told her and Bella rolled her eyes. "What do you expect? You told me I was getting a blow job if I told you the sex of the baby and then when I tried to kiss you, you ditched me for Rosalie." I said pouting.
"Aw you poor Baby." Rosalie said rolling her eyes.
"Sorry" Bella said coming over and wrapping her arms around my neck, while standing up on her tippy toes. "I'm just excited you know?" she asked and I nodded kissing her. "Do you still want the blowjob?"
"Any chance of a ride?" I asked hopefully. Couldn't hurt to try right?
"I don't see why not." She said before pulling me into her bedroom. Rosalie just shaking her head at the entire exchange.
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