Title Here Come Trouble
Author landofthekwt
Rating K
Prompt "Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up than to drop" P-prompt #5 (ib4y)
Pairing Inuyasha/Kagome
Genre humor
Word count 483
Warning none
Summary Kagome brings trouble to Inuyasha's life
As regular as clockwork she climbed out of the well. Inuyasha knew that where Kagome went. trouble was sure to follow. The question was why was he following her when he knew that disaster was looming on the horizon as regular as sunrise.
The first time he opened his eyes she was luring the centipede woman to him to kill even though neither knew it at the time. Instead of gaining the Jewel he was shackled to Kagome with a kotodama that allowed her to slam into the earth at her whim.
She ran off from him straight into the carrion crow. Of course he had to save her, but not before it ran off with the Jewel. Instead of bringing down the crow with the bow and arrow she shattered the Jewel into a million pieces forcing him to join her on a shard hunt.
She had run off again only to run into Yura at the well allowing her to escape when so many others were losing their heads While was being skewered because he had lent her his fire rat robe, she managed to avoid being burned to death and kill Yura by crushing her skull.
Just when he thought he was safe she had returned. and Sesshoumaru appeared. A person he had not seen in years just happened to show up looking for his father's tomb. Just his luck or rather Kagome's luck.
Sesshoumaru's appearance was obviously no accident. He was only here because Kagome had awakened him from his sleep. If Sesshoumaru had killed him he would have her to thank. He should have stayed in bed.
Just when they thought they were safe after Sesshoumaru left to find the sword, she insists on going after him. Through dumb luck she pulls the sword and survives Sesshoumaru's dokkasou, but of course the sword won't do anything for him until he promises to protect her.
Even now the sword is worthless when he tries to transform it for himself. It will only transform to protect her from all the stupid things she does as she charges headlong into the fray without any thought to her own safety.
Kagome who always seemed to be able to find trouble no matter how deep it was buried. Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up than to drop. Her reappearance mean that trouble was sure to follow.
He resigned. himself to his fate. Both he and Sesshoumaru had tried to get rid of her. He had been shackled with the kotodama and Sesshoumaru has lost his arm. It seemed that there was no way to rid himself of her.
He would have to put up with her. Since she could not seem to keep out of trouble, he would have to tag along to keep her from getting them both killed before they put the Jewel back together again.