Chapter 38 is my fave so far.

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Chapter 38.

AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory You would hear me scream from the other side of the earth. and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? Now I'm crying oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz I'd rather not. I quite like being preppik. ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111 What is with all these 111111? Is it something goffik like?

Satan and I walked 2 his car. Brrr. I just got chills. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco's car. That's not legal, is it? I went in it seduktivly. The only way to get into a goffik car. Stan I don't seem to recall him. started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan *Dies of bad joke*), kuttting, musik and being goffik.

"Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11" Volxemort agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy) Stupid stereotypes! They're not all like that!

"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena." Why can I not imagine her saying LOL? I said in a flirty voice. "….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?" I can't say that out loud. You try.

"Well… So many dots." he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod."

Suddenly Volxemort Another member of the Voldemort impersonator club. parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. Impossible, or am I just really dense? In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer I seriously do think that Tara should write a book with all her great puns and insults. I would buy them all. came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we're sadists. Yeah, um. Okay.

While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. Le gasp! I took Satan's gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. I am not able to think after just reading that. I think my brain has officially just died. Thanks a lot Tara! I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere. My head hurts.

"OMG!111" Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. "Enoby gess what?"

I new that the amnesia had worked. What? What is going on?

"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said. "2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u."

These people are… crazy! Or whatever word works best/

"Kul." I raised my eye suggestingly. Oh no, please. I cannot handle another badly written sex scene. I beg of you – spare what little brain cells I have left. And den…. he tok of my cloves sexily *Sob* and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. Excuse me while I go and bang my head on the wall. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched.

"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was a prep. I love this lady!

"Fuk u!11" I said. Suddenly…. I attaked her suking all her blood

This might sound rude. But that was seriously hilarious!.

"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside.

When will this madness end!

"Zomg I have never understood why people say ZOMG? how did u do that?" Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice. *Shudder*

"I'm a vampire." Dum dum dum!I said as we went into the car.

"Siriusly?" Why did you have to bring him in now? he gasped.

"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily. Uh, creepy. I still don't know if we are in the past or future. But I refuse to go back.

"Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the movie, don't u fink?" Yeah right – it's not like you were watching it anyway.

"Yah." I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Draco and I had watched GC for the frist time. I had the impression you forgot all about Draco – my bad.We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol. Stop saying lol. It does not make you goffik.

"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist I don't like that at all! Superstar!1111" screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers. ? I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay! Hehehe. I command you to say that out loud. 1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgaism! Eeuw! 1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.

"I wood like to peasant Would and present. How hard is it to spell that? Did you not have spellcheck at all?…..XBlakXTearX!11" he said. I ran onstage. Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag. On stag? Stag? Stag?

You were on James Potter?

Unfair.

"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy. Yeah- I know exactly how that sounds Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. He belched? How rude of him. "I'M NUT OKAY!1" I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak.

"OMFG!1" yielded James. "Wut the fuck?" It was an accident.

"Woops Hahaha. im sory!" said Lucian.

"You fuking ashhole!1" James shouted angrily. I don't like James anymore

"U guys are such prepz!11" Snap said. "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1" Thank you.

"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Serious. Because he's always serious.

-_- Yeah – I should never make puns.

"No he ruined the fucking song!1" yelled Samaro. I have forgotten who she is.

"U guys stop!11" I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife. Isn't Samaro that freaky girl?

"OMFG no!11" shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm. The rat bastard.

And den…I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11 Would you die then please?

"No!111" yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.

Wow. I loved that! Favourite chapter so far. To be honest – I found nothing wrong with it.