First of all, I'd like to congratulate TwotoTenth on completing the ChuckMeMondays challenge first. Obviously, we've known this was coming for a while, but that is still quite an accomplishment, especially given that NBC moved the premiere up 7 weeks.

I've got two chapters to go myself, and this episode was chock-full of things to talk about. Of course, everybody wanted to kill Morgan from preventing Chuck and Sarah from finally getting together in the bedroom. No cameras, no microphones, and no Casey. (at that point, anyway) Well, when you prevent someone from having sex, that's called c***blocking someone. (and if you don't know what the bleeped word is, you really shouldn't be reading this in the first place) Of course, there have been many worthy candidates for this bestowment over the years. Since there's a lot of Hall of Fame talk in baseball (congrats to Andre Dawson, by the way, one of my favorite Cubs) and football, I thought I would add a Hall of Fame of my own.

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CHUCK VS. THE COLONEL – THE 2010 C***BLOCK HALL OF FAME INDUCTION CLASS

CANDIDATE: RICK BLAINE, CASABLANCA
VICTIM(S): HIMSELF, ILSA LUND
SCENARIO: INSISTING HIS LOVER LEAVE WITH VICTOR LASZLO INSTEAD OF STAYING WITH HIM

In the pantheon of bad decisions, this had to rate at the top of the list. Rick is the only one who thinks letting Ilsa get on the plane and not be with him was her best shot at happiness. Even Sally Albright changed her mind in When Harry Met Sally about sending Ilsa off with Victor Laszlo at the end of the movie. Seriously, does Rick think he'll have better sex with someone else? No way in hell! And Victor will be too busy with the revolution to take care of Ilsa. Way to screw it up for both of you!

CANDIDATE: BILL BUCKNER, 1ST BASEMAN, BOSTON RED SOX
VICTIM(S): SPOUSES/GIRLFRIENDS OF RED SOX NATION
SCENARIO: ALLOWING GROUND BALL TO GO THROUGH LEGS TO PERMIT WINNING RUN IN GAME 6 OF 1986 WORLD SERIES

OK, we know there was another game. Just like Don Denkinger's call against the Royals wasn't the ultimate decider of the '85 series or Steve Bartman didn't prevent the Cubs from reaching the World Series in 2003. However, certain towns, especially Boston and Chicago, live and die by their sports teams. Ironically, it was something between someone's legs that led to a lot of sleepless, restless nights without getting any for anybody who dated a fan of the Red Sox.

CANDIDATE: BOB SAGET
VICTIM(S): JOHHNY CHASE (Kevin Dillon), ENTOURAGE
SCENARIO: DRAMA'S GIRL FALLS FOR SAGET'S COURVOISIER AND CIGARS

In the episode "Neighbors," Vince, Drama, and Turtle visit their sexy new neighbor and all of her friends. Drama is making good time with a woman who even remembered he was in an episode of "Full House" 10 years earlier. Naturally, Bob Saget can't handle that and takes her for himself. Granted, all of the women were call girls, but it still led to my favorite line ever in that show, when Turtle asks Drama, "Did you just get c***blocked by Bob Saget?" Let's face it; you don't recover from that right away.

CANDIDATE: ANGELINA JOLIE
VICTIM(S): JENNIFER ANISTON
SCENARIO: JOLIE TAKES BRAD PITT AWAY FROM ANISTON ON THE SET OF MR. & MRS. SMITH

I don't know if this actually qualifies for the CB HOF, but has there ever been a situation in Hollywood when someone gets their boyfriend stolen from them and THEY look like the bad person? It's not likely we'll ever get to know the full details of what happened, despite the tabloids making up a litany of stories about it. But it would seem that Angelina would stop at nothing when she found out "that's all John, sweetheart."

CANDIDATE: KANYE WEST
VICTIM(S): HIMSELF
SCENARIO: INTERRUPTING TAYLOR SWIFT'S WIN AT THE 2009 MTV MUSIC AWARDS

A little hint here, Kanye. When the person you're trying to defend decides to give her acceptance speech time to the person you railed, you really haven't made too many friends. I don't think there's a single person on this planet who would ever accuse Beyonce of being too waifish, so I'm thinking she can take care of herself. I'm starting to think of the questions they asked on the SNL skit "The Referee Pittman Show." Such as: "Do you enjoy your head up your butt? Is it for the warmth?" "Do you drink alcohol on a regular basis?" "I just want to invite you to go have sex with yourself."

CANDIDATE: RICHARD NIXON
VICTIM(S): ENTIRE COUNTRY
SCENARIO: SIX YEARS OF PRESIDENCY ENDING IN RESIGNATION AND DISILLUSIONMENT OF GOVERNMENT

Am I wrong in thinking he was the last ugly-looking president we've had? Everybody since then…Ford, Carter, Reagan, both Bushes, Clinton, and Obama…are/were very good looking men, at least when they started. Let's face it; it's bad for the country if the President isn't getting any. And Nixon really didn't help his own cause by being alienated from Pat like he was. As a result, so many things…oil embargo, Kent State, the dollar coming off the gold standard, most of our involvement in Vietnam…happened on his watch. The early 1970's were so bad, we actually had to invent a ridiculously crappy form of music to make us forget how bad things were. (Disco Duck? Seriously?)

CANDIDATE: YOKO ONO
VICTIM(S): JOHN LENNON, THE BEATLES, ROCK N' ROLL AS A WHOLE
SCENARIO: REALLY, DO YOU NOT KNOW?

Many still blame her for the breakup of The Beatles, even though it was likely that they would have broken up on their own anyway. However, if you're going to ditch one of the greatest musical groups of all time, could you at least do it for someone who is good-looking and a lot less flaky? You're memorialized better if drugs are the cause than bad decisions. At least JFK could have said he wrecked his marriage for Marilyn Monroe if he had lived long enough. Yoko Ono?

CANDIDATE: MORGAN GRIMES
VICTIM(S): CHUCK BARTOWSKI AND SARAH WALKER…AND THE FANS
SCENARIO: TOOK CHUCK'S LAST CONDOM, PREVENTING CHUCK & SARAH FROM FINALLY HAVING THEIR MOMENT

Granted, Casey might have bludgeoned the two of them ten minutes later, anyway. But really, it would have still been a happy way to go out. This was what the fans had wanted since Day 1: for Chuck & Sarah to be together. 1,500+ FanFiction stories can't be wrong. Hell, you're reading the proof right now. I had crappy scores on the SAT and ACT tests in writing and grammar. (and it really shows, doesn't it?) Yet somehow I felt compelled to write down stories about this show. I sure as hell didn't expect my first story to near the 100,000 word mark. (That would be a 400-page novel) Crazy, isn't it?