How to Annoy Bleach Zanpakuto
Chapter 35: Gonryomaru
Author's Note: Sorry for no updating in a while, been really busy...here you go!
1) Ask him why he has no pupils
2) Heck, ask him why his eyes whites are black
3) Gasp in horror and declare that ALL of his eyes are his pupil
4) Report to the Head Captain that Sasakibe has been feeding Gonryomaru drugs
5) Tell him that he talks like a constipated person
6) On his birthday, buy him constipation pills
7) Tell him that it was from Unohana
8) Watch the poor Gonryomaru storm over the Unohana's and demand why she gave him this insult
9) Recall that you forgot to mention how "scary" Unohana really is
10) Run away and call the cemetery and ask them if they make graves for zanpakutos
11) Mock him for getting agitated from Soifon's teasing
12) Remind him that when it rains, his powers increase
13) Tell him that water conducts electricity....
14) So why doesn't he end up shocking himself?
15) When he scoffs and says its because it is HIS power, shake your head and tell him you will be signing him up for science class
16) Watch him get angry
17) Sign him up anyway
18) Make sure his science teacher is Mayuri
19) Laugh when Mayuri chases him around screaming about how he never got the chance to dissect a zanpakuto
20) When he tries to kill you, run to Soifon for help
21) Keep shouting insults at him when Soifon fights him
22) After the fight, offer him some hot tea as an apology
23) When he reaches for the tea, splash it on his face
24) Call Unohana and ask her what to do with a third degree burn
25) Do the exact opposite of what she says
26) Run away when the fourth squad begins to hear his shrieks of pain
27) After a few days, come back and ask him if he would follow you...say that it's a REAL apology, and that the burn was a total accident
28) Bring him to Kenpachi's squad
29) Make him stick his finger in an electrical outlet, and tell him that the squad's electricity is out. When he ejects electricity into the outlet...make sure that you get some friends to turn on everything plugged in. The squad shall erupt/blow into a million pieces
30) Sit back and enjoy as Kenpachi and his squad chase and attempt to kill Gonryomaru around in circles.
Author's Note: Thanks for reading and please review! Any requests on the next victim...err....volenteer?