I DO NOT OWN KILL LA KILL. ALL CREDIT GOES TO TRIGGER ALONG WITH Hiroyuki Imaishi and written by Kazuki Nakashima.
Kill La Kill © TRIGGER
Chapter 9 – Tougher than a broken nail
8:23AM - Osaka's School of the gifted 才能の大阪の学校
This school is atop a massive hill that overlooks the entire city. At this hilltop, the sky is filled with storm clouds as they enter the campus. Hayate and the rest of his athletic troops of different sports disembark from their respective trucks. Hayate looked out to see a massive a pagoda style building with a DNA shaped object at the top similar to Setsudan. There is a massive entrance with a hot pink light emanating from it. Several silhouetted females are emerging from it.
Hayate: This school is a female only school. Don't get to wrapped with-
A massive explosion takes Hayate's soccer team out.
Hisako Yamauchi 久子山内
A beautiful long purple haired girl wearing a black sailor uniform brandishes a Katana. She is flanked by dozens of other girls wearing the same thing.
Hisako: Explosive Kunai's. I would advise you to run away. But since we need your sailor uniforms-
Hayate: We could just stripe naked and run.
Hisako: We know you won't do that. Plus we hate it when a guy steps on our campus and a little blood isn't shed.
Hayate then blows a bubble out of the pink gum he's chewing and pops it.
Hayate: I take it you're the queen bee of this place?
Hisako: You'd think it'd be obvious.
Hayate: Well regardless we just need your clothes, and I know YOU won't give up. So SETSUDAN SHOGUNS GET IN FORMATION!
Setsudan's football team clash with the extremely ninja like females of the school. The football student ran through and slammed some of the girls. The girls however, easily cut down the gymnasts, basketball players, and wrestlers. Not long after both forces were whittled away. The football team was defeated, and the only person left was Hayate after his own baseball team was defeated. The girls surrounded him.
Hisako: Any last words?
Hayate: My leader was gracious enough give me something before I left for this raid trip.
Hisako: What?
Hayate: A three star uniform!
His clothes disappear as he is thrown into a world of bright sparkling green. The clothes of an umpire cover Hayate.
All Star Baseball Regalia!
He then takes his bat and whacks dozens of the women with thousands of speeding hits. As Hayate sword fights with tens of them at a time with his bat. He then throws a baseball up and whacks it with his bat further into the air. The ball breaks up into hundreds of smaller balls that rain down like comets. Only Hisako is left.
The meet in a fantastic clash of weaponry. Hayate's baseballs and bat vs Hisako's Katana, and explosive kunai's. Hayate then reaches underneath her black skirt, grabs her panties and gives her a massive wedgie. He then swings her around and slings her into the outside wall of the school. A massive cannon ball like cannon births itself from his abdomen. It the shots a massive Baseball and smashes through their entire school along with Hisako. She's out like a light. Osaka is complete. The hard parts over, only thing left is to just get the clothes. Hayate then spits his gum in the air and catches it back in his mouth with a smirk.
9:50AM – Kobe Roads
The truck bumped and hopped as they must've went about a unrefined road. The light of the blazing sun beamed through the small windows in the back of the truck that [Name] was in. Besides that it was complete darkness especially the night in which they traveled.
It reminded him of the isolation rooms back at his military facility growing up. A harsh and unforgiving life. Spending days without eating and human interaction all whilst in the dark. At times during a disgusting aberration of a childhood, [Name] would see all of the experimented children play and have fun during free time. He was almost never allowed to play with them. Instead, he'd be sent to his isolation room for seemingly no reason. At the time he hadn't known Allex yet and had no comfort in life. Maybe the only comfort he had was that he was the most powerful experiment there. However his thoughts are interrupted with a bump in the road.
[Name]: Ow.
He said in a monotone voice. Then the truck hits a halt. Then driver remotely opens the back of the truck and the bright light of the sun nearly blinds [Name]. After recovering he can see a College. That school is in the shape of a massive Battleship. One with a DNA shaped helix at the top of its spire. However ship's deck is a long snouted cannon with a narrow barrel. [Name] readies his measure blade, adjusts his mask, and disembarks. As well as ten other trucks filled with troops? All dressed in aprons and other cooking wear? Then the driver hands [Name] a communicator which [Name] puts on his ear.
Hayate: [Name] Answer.
[Name]: I'm here.
Hayate: Good, you're at the site of the
Kobe Naval Academy 神戸海軍兵学校
Hayate: There are two lines of defense before the school is ours. Since you're "hot shit" I've given you the Non Athletics Committee's Cooking club. You're the field commander of this front. I've already crushed Osaka. Kiku is just arriving to Kyoto. Don't disappoint Dakunaito, cus it'll be your head.
[Name]'s head swirled at this. Could Hayate really have gotten that strong? Although [Name]'s gotten the answers he was looking for. Getting to Dakunaito is still top priority. Even if it kills them both. Ryuko will just have to take a back seat until this is all over.
[Name]: Asshole. Okay people we're moving out!
Then there is a massive explosion as the trucks behind blow up! Everyone then dives to the ground. [Name] then hops back up and extends his blade.
[Name]: Take evasive action!
All of the cooking students scatter as a shell of bomb like fire hit them. [Name] then spots the giant cannon.
[Name]: (Mind) I need to take out that cannon.
Then a all the way back to the deck of the ship beside the cannon stood.
Takeo Kabuki 武雄歌舞伎
A caped young man in blue naval attire. He has a long flowing cape, handsome face, and short blue hair. However a scar is goes along his entire face in a diagonal slash.
Takeo: FIRE!
The cannon blasts a massive mortar strike at [Name]'s forces and connects with a few of them. [Name] then bulldozes through that fire and dirt try and just make it to the first line.
[Name]: Fire your weapons or whatever you guys have!
Then [Name]'s cooking soldiers whip out assault rifles fire smaller canned goods upon the waves of troops that are defending the first line. Cans of chili, beans, meats, soups, and other weird can foods are decimating the enemy line.
Takeo: Remember boys, no prisoners. RIP THE UNIFORMS FROM THEIR BODIES AND BRING THEM TO ME!
The naval soldiers are also using extremely high power water guns and are responding to [Name] forces. The cannon fires once more, and [Name] jumps up and turns his measuring blade into a shield. The blast smashes into [Name] and he is sent to the ground and pops up.
[Name]: Damn, that hurt.
The naval soldiers begin to water down [Name]'s forces literally and figuratively. [Name] reverts his shield back to a sword. He then runs up to, and cuts down several soldiers with light cuts, cleaves, and leg sweeps. He then uses his will to push away dozens of naval soldiers. The rest of the soldiers slip, slide, and fall of the food contents on the ground.
[Name]: Awesome, that's the first line down.
Then is dawned on [Name]. This wasn't the time for celebration as the giant cannon fired again and decimated a good portion of [Name] forces. The second line of Takeo's naval academy border the hundreds. [Name]'s forces are incredibly outmatched.
[Name]: We guys can't fight all of those people! We need air support!
Setsudan Cooking Student: We've been preparing for this day for months! [Name] look above you!
[Name] then looks up as a massive shadow peers over the battlefield. It was a giant pot was held by several jets as every soldier and even Takeo look up in fear.
God Pot of Ultimate Washabinaros Chili究極のチリの神鍋
The pot is then spilled. The red meaty tasteful sauces are poured all over the second line of defense. They are all swallowed up by the chili and rendered unconscious. However, the school/ship is unscathed.
Takeo: FIRE!
[Name] grits his teeth and begins to run at an inhuman speed. He's speeding through the chili, dirt, and men as he takes his measuring blade. He then jumps up nearly hundreds upon hundreds of feet as the cannon fires and blows up the land behind him. [Name] after being in the air, turns his blade into a giant throwing star.
[Name]: CASTRATION MODE! 去勢モード
He throws it and the star heads through the giant cannon. It blows up nearly destroying the entire deck of the ship and the explosion engulfs everything around including [Name]. He and Takeo got up from the blast.
Takeo: Setsudan scum. You really need to change the name of your technique!
[Name]'s response was to for the blade to fly back to his hands. He transformed the blade back into a sword.
Takeo responded by his outfit opening up and several gun barrels pointed at [Name]. They all fired and [Name] blocked them all. [Name] quickly rushed Takeo and slices his outfit to pieces. [Name] gives him the thumbs up as Takeo grimaces in defeat.
10:19AM – Kyoto University of Art京都造形芸術大学
A short man with an artist hat, curled mustache, black and white striped shirt and black pants are in front of a massive building. The building resembles a courthouse with several columns as well as a DNA shaped atop the entire structure.
Furansugo Fukuiフランス語
Kiku is on her hands and knees whilst drenched with different colors of paint. The rest of her Tae kwon do, karate, and kung fu forces are battling artists of different kinds. Furansugo's French accent heavily annoyed Kiku as he taunted her over and over again.
Furansugo: You stupid girl, REVOCs will come to our school after we crush you, and do a raid trip of our own.
Kiku thought to herself. Even though she's only known [Name] for a few weeks. She considers him a close friend. She doesn't have very many at all. Most likely because boys fear her immense strength, and girls dislike her exuberance. However, she is quite popular amongst the martial arts clubs. [Name] was an outsider just like her and she'll be damned if she'll let anyone hurt him, her brother, or Dakunaito.
Kiku: I won't let you, hurt them!
Kiku then becomes nude and is swirled within pink and blue auras. Her red helmet, kick pads, and gloves forms on her, while the rest of her body is in covered in her Karate Gi.
フルコンタクトレガリアFull Contact Regalia!
She then bolts to him and throws an earth shattering uppercut that sends the Furansugo flying into the air. She swerves over to the area she sent him flying toward and lands a massive kick that sends him into the air once more. She does this human solo volley ball for a while and finally sends him crashing into the pavement.
The rest of her adversaries quickly rip all of their clothes off and throw them to her. They all scatter as the run away from Kiku and her paint covered martial arts team. They all cheer and holler as Kyoto's finest has been defeated.
6:01PM – Setsudan University
Trucks and numerous helicopters have obtained the mass amounts of life fibers spread throughout Japan. The Tri City Raid Trip was a success. All of the injured men and women that were on the trip were taken back to the school for medical care. Kiku, Hayate, and [Name] walk through the throngs of students bowing as Dakunaito walks toward them.
Dakunaito: You will all be commended for your generous donations to this cause. You've played your roles well.
[Name]: What about my match with Hayate?!
Dakunaito: You will get that in one week from today. You have my word. We need preparation time for the president of REVOCs western front.
Kiku: Oh [Name]? Why do you smell like chili?
She asked while being covered in dried paint.
[Name]: Your bro was gracious enough to give me the cooking club as back up. It worked though, so I'm not complaining.
Kiku bowed as Dakunaito walked toward [Name] relatively close, and the rest of the no star students continued to bow, some even failing to keep their composure. He stood in front of [Name] and said in a informative tone.
Dakunaito: You must listen.
[Name]: You aren't the type to get all intimate. What's your deal?
Dakunatio: Our old master…Has returned
Dakunaito then backed away and left along with Kiku and Hayate. [Name]'s heart dropped to the bottom of his stomach. It's one thing after another. His life is impending doom. Malidran's return, Ryuko breaking up with him, and Dakunaito's school of doom. His mouth is open in shit's creek, and victory seems almost impossible. But he'll never ever give up. With his father's legacy falling upon his shoulders, and Kanto counting on him he cannot afford to.
6:40PM – REVOCs Headquarters
Rei is standing in front of Jinsei at his desk. She is giving the reports she's received from the tri city raid trip. Thinking of killing Jinsei is on her mind constantly however, she still has a part to play.
Rei: Kyoto's spies have reported Kiku Kita and her Martial Arts forces have forced the Art school into submission. Osaka's spies have reported the all-female school was nearly victorious against Kiku's brother Hayate Ibu's Athletics strike force. However they lost to 's advances.
Jinsei: What of [Name]'s forces?
Rei: He nearly single handedly wiped out the Naval academy's forces. He and the rest of the cooking club claimed that schools life fiber supply as well.
Jinsei: Wow, so Setsudan won. I'd figure they would've been swallowed alive by the naval academy. My dear Nui really outdid herself on this project. Well, looks like we're heading over to Setsudan next week for our celebration. Wear something nice sweetheart.
Rei: Yes sir.
She said as she fixed her glasses.
7:18PM – Kanto Streets
The golden light of the sun gleams upon the once again beautiful city of Kanto. During Nui's siege the City was nearly deserted with everyone being incarcerated. That was the only way Ryuko, [Name], and the elite four could keep the city safe. However, people are back to normal and have resumed business as usual. Ryuko is wearing Senketsu and Mako is still wearing her school uniform. They both have ice cream with double scoops for both of them as they walk along the busy sidewalk.
Ryuko: Things seem to be back to normal. I mean even though that crazy life fiber bitch Nui and [Name]'s old handler is back. Things seem like a stand still. Know what I mean?
Mako: Yeah I guess. Things are always quiet before a storm. That's what dad always tells me. I mean why don't we attack now and get everything over with?
Ryuko: Cus Satsuki wants to get everyone in one place. If we attack one, the other could hear about it and run. Then we'll never find em. I got this queasy feeling in my stomach that something really bad is gonna happen.
Mako: Well, whatever does happen we'll just give em the quick ONE TWO!
Mako does several boxing motions and spills her ice cream near the side of the road. Mako's demeanor quickly took a downturn. She then sighed. Ryuko then chuckled a little and took Mako's cone. Ryuko took her top scoop off and put it on Mako's vacant cone.
Ryuko: There you go.
Mako's expression lights up like the sun.
Mako: Thank you RYUKO!
Ryuko seeing her best friend happy brought joy to her heart as well. Ryuko then wonders about [Name] and his whereabouts. Ever since she chewed him out, she hasn't seen or heard from him at all. It's almost starting to scare her. But she won't let Mako know this of course, she doesn't want to ruin the moment.
Senketsu: Ryuko! Incoming.
Mr. Mikisugi then drives up to Ryuko and Mako. Ruto and Imura wave at them from the back seats. He flips his hair back and gives them a serious look.
Aikuro: Hurry ladies hop in, we're heading to Satsuki's place.
Ryuko: Okay, why?
Aikuro: It's about [Name] and his college.
Ryuko then throws mako into the back of the car. She then hops into the passenger's seat and urges him to drive.
Same Time – Setsudan University Dorms
[Name] is back in the dorms. He walked down the narrow halls of closed doors. He felts a dark presence, but he paid no mind. However after showering, [Name] fully clothed and masked walked to his room. However, [Name] blacked out. Then he felt himself being picked up. Before he completely blacked out the last thing he saw was a blonde girl in pink.
Kill La Kill – Gomen ne iiko ja irarenai
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