Title: No Place is Safe.
Pairing: Gojyo/Hakkai
Timeline: B/f the Journey.
Summary: Wherever they can get it.
A/n: Dedicated to Edgirl and Crim, not exactly extra cred, but it has to do w/ public spaces and hey it's PORN!
They've done it in every room and on every hard, semi-stable surface of the house.
They've done it on the kitchen counter; on the table that Banri had knocked back a couple of cold ones with Gojyo—several times—on the bedroom floor because obviously they couldn't make it to the bed, against the wall in the living room, against the front door because again couldn't make it, and in the shower.
However this list of places isn't just confined to the house, because there is something to be said about doing it in a place that is in no way safe, especially when someone can walk in at anytime, or for the least, hear them.
They've done it on Hakkai's desk and in his chair at the local school he teaches. They've done it in the flower field that is just a pleasant walk away from their house. They've done it standing up and dirty in one of those little alleyways that always precede the bars where Gojyo makes his money. They've done it in one of those smoky bars, with Hakkai's hand down Gojyo's pants and a smile on his face as he watched Gojyo completely lose the game and something else.
They've even done it in Chang'an temple on one of those innocent visits they normally make and yes, they realize that they're probably going to go to hell for it--or a number of other reasons-- because it was in one of those prayer rooms and there was a Buddha statue two kicks away from them.
Yes, name it and they've had sex on it, or under it, or propped up against it…
Which is why finally, finally someone has caught them, because it was bound to happen and they can't run from the possibility anymore.
The ironic thing though, is that they catch them while they're in their bed.
In their own house.
With the door shut.
Goku had screamed only once and then ran out like he was dying of the plague.
Sanzo had only dropped his cigarette and then when he realized what he'd done, he lit another one, blew out some smoke plumes and then shut the door behind him, calling out that he had just come to thank them for scaring the priests in his temple with their little side activity and that no one was ever, ever going to step foot in that prayer room again.
End.