Skyskater's Daily Note: The people on FictionPress are mean. I submitted a haiku a few days ago and nobody has reviewed it. Does nobody see the true genius??? (sighs and facepalms in the act of a highly misunderstood sensitive being)

Okay. I'm done being emo.

Daily Advice: Actually, I was wondering if you readers happen to know what would help me go to sleep. I appear to have mild insomnia (meaning I don't stay up the whole night, but that I can't go to bed until...what...12 o'clock at the earliest?) and I would like to know if there are any ways to get me to sleep earlier. My neighbors think I'm a freak. And please, suggest something that I can actually use, because I think my parents will be suspicious if I purchase St. John's-wort or something like that.

Ten more days until my birthday. Of course, not that any of you would care. Except for satscout, who I believe is getting me a high end gift certificate to some cool place with a watermelon on the card. It would be highly appreciated if all of you could get me something of the like as well. NOT a huge stocking full of candy, because Ukitake's supplying that, candy that he knows that I will throw out. NOT a car, even though that would be a sweet gift, because I can't drive. YES, a Renji's head on a silver platter would be amazing. Not mounted up on a plaque, mind you. I don't want Renji in pursuit of his primitive desires when he's dead.

The Emocar is over there in the corner, naked and laughing to himself while all the rest of us are patiently trying to ignore him. Of course, that's quite hard since laughter echoes in this classroom. The teacher (brave soul) is trying desperately hard not to look at him, because, well, A) he's got tattoos on his face, and while they're not as extreme as Renji's, Renji is just freaking crazy, B) he's pregnant, and I'll bet she's trying to fathom WHY he has no boobs or why he has a dick and C) Well...he's naked. Of course, our French teacher might just have a fascination for naked pregnant guys...I really wouldn't know. Monsieur Cedrique or whatever his name is appears to be gay, although I am not going to go out there and test that theory. Szayel can, because I think we can all agree that he is gay. Heck, he even told Ulquiorra that the architecture for The Birthing Flower would probably be painted pink, because pink was a soothing and neutral color...(and a gay one too, at that)

Please note that the whole architecture thing about The Birthing Flower being pink is the result of Skyskater listening to too much Relient K. Specifically, I'm in Love with the 80s (Pink Tux to the Prom) and Manic Monday. So, now we shall carry on.

I can't believe we're even taking French. I mean, why am I taking French in the first place? I'm already speaking in English, I can already speak Japanese, why do I need to be trilingual? Jesus! What are the expectations these days? Back in my day, if you could speak, read, and write basic words, then you were all set! Seriously. And people wonder how Renji got into Seireitei...he could say, "My name is Renji. I like cats." And that is what landed him there in the first place.

Ichigo is looking wistfully at this one girl Sara...actually, I believe we have already introduced her. She's the new American transfer student that made her debut when Miss Itou came around...ugh. Even the thought of those rolls of lard makes me shudder...she could certainly give Omaeda a run for his money.

Rukia is staring out the window with a water bottle telescope and every few seconds, she's jumping up and saying, "Oh look! Did you see those blinking lights? It's the mothership trying to call me and my baby home!" And then she attempts to jump out the window. Of course, the window has iron reinforcements, which she apparently keeps forgetting, so she keeps crashing headfirst into the window.

Ikkaku is staring out the window and repeatedly saying that he has a premonition that something bad is going to happen today because the sky is blue.

Yumichika is straightening his feathers with the aid of his handy dandy little black compact mirror.

Chad is...being...well, Chad. And it appears as though he is writing several good-bye letters to his family to explain as to why he left Japan to go to Texas.

Keigo and Mizuiro have been gone quite a while...they left 30 minutes ago. However, there does appear to be odd noises coming from the bathroom down the hall...I believe Szayel should check that out. You know, in order to find out how two men copulate or some other scientific shit like that.

Orihime is busy guarding Ulquiorra and making sure that he gets his daily nutrients. Seriously. But feeding the poor man salami, tiramisu, and rancid yak butter is NOT going to make him any healthier. Actually, in Tibet, they make a tea out of salt and rancid yak butter or something like that. I threw up when I heard about that. Well, imaginarily, anyway.

Matsumoto is drunk. With Renji. And they are currently singing a song about Going round the mountain or some other stuff like that.

I am actually trying to learn, but I can't hear anything.

Skyskater is...well, I had no idea that Skyskater was even a character in this story. Oh, wait, of course, she's the authoress and my fate lies solely in her hands so I suppose that she can write herself into this story if she wants to. Well, anyway, she is over there in the corner of the classroom, Relient K blasting out of her headphones, and giggling to herself. How offensive. She appears to be writing a Demyx X Zexion fanfiction or something of the like. How dare she do that? When she is in this story herself?! MY story? She should NOT be writing a Kingdom Hearts Fanfiction while in MY story!

Oh, it appears as though she has decided to title it Francois and Espanol. Oh, shit, speaking of Francois, I had better pay attention if I want to get a good grade on my petite examen lecon un tomorrow...

December 10
Wednesday
Francois, Attempting to Learn Lecon Un
Hitsugaya

Petite examen lecon un means, literally, "Small exam for lesson one." in French. I'm taking French. And Francois and Espanol is a KH story I have written. So for all you KH fans, go check it out! It's Zemyx.

ALSO, NO FLAMES! OR ME AND SHIRO-CHAN WILL MAKE YOU DRINK A TEA OUT OF SALT AND RANCID YAK BUTTER!!!

Oh, and also, tips about insomnia remedies are also highly appreciated just in case you didn't read the Daily Advice section of my memo.

Later!
Skyskater
And Shiro-chan