"Order up!"
This was the busiest both Krusty Krabs have ever been in a while. As the Nicktoons filled up the Krusty Krab 2, the Rejects team filled up the original Krusty Krab. Of course, the Rejects were there because as it turned out, their free buffet was never guaranteed to happen, since they ended up breaking a rule by interdimensional traveling (don't ask). That, and the offer for that restaurant was actually for 5 months only…in 1977.
Almost all of the Nicktoons team was inside the restaurant, breathing thanks to the help of magic. All of them were chowing onto patties, all except for Manny, who was on a treadmill.
"Come on, dad! One wouldn't kill me!" Manny said.
"Sorry son." White Pantera said. "You're too unfit for superhero work. Besides, one would kill you!" WP took a bite of his patty. "So delicioso!" WP said, as his eyes lit up.
The Turtles themselves, along with April and Casey (Karai, Shini and Tiger Claw chose to return back to NYC), were absolutely having a blast with the patties, as their eyes lit up for every bite.
"This is the best burger I've ever had!" Casey tasted.
"This doesn't feel like any other hamburger!" April said, in a trance with the burger.
"Man, I'd thought no hamburger would ever taste as good as pizza, but wow!" Donnie said.
"Dudes, this is even better than my Mikey pizza!" Mikey said.
"Dude, anything is better than the Mikey pizza!" Raph taunted. "But hey big bro, at least I can say I shredded the Shredder this time!"
"That's nothing to be bragging about Raph." Leo responded, as he chomped on his patty, and started talking again. "Besides, I killed him first."
"What?!"
"Nothing." Leo responded, with a smile on his face.
"You should combine the food of awesomness with pizza man!" Mikey said.
"No." Squidward said with a low voice, as memories struck him.
Next to them was the Loud Sisters, busy munching on the burgers.
"Dudes, it's tough to believe all the times we knew Spongedude, we never had a Krabby Patty!" Luna said.
"I know, and we were literally missing out on heaven!" Lori said.
"It makes me see the light at the end of a dark tunnel." Lucy said.
"Thanks for sticking by me the entire adventure, Leni." Lincoln thanked.
"No big, little brother!" Leni said. "It was totes fun! Though, that part where I was that blue shoe hero was pretty weird."
"I literally have no idea what you're talking about." Lori responded.
At the end of the table, the fifth sister Lynn, was with Fee on another table. On that table was a plate filled with a mountain of patties, as Claire was with Foo in front of the table. "And…go!" Claire said.
"TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK!" Foo pretended to be a clock, which made Claire blush. As soon as Foo started counting, the two girls started stuffing themselves.
"You know, you're pretty cool, Lynn." Fee said, as she stuffed herself.
"And so are you, Fee!" Lynn responded, as the two continued stuffing themselves. But then, Sandy stepped in.
"Hold it, ya'll. None of ya'll will win this little game, not when I'm competing!" Sandy said.
"Oh you're on!" Fee said. Foo started the clock again, and three began munching on patties.
Harvey passed by them, with his own Krusty Krab hat on. "Order up to the grown-ups!" Harvey said, as his parents, along with all the parents were on the grown up table.
"Harvey, my boy! Next table or that's coming from your pay!" Krabs shouted.
"Yes, Mr. Krabs!" Harvey happily responded, making the salute sign with his arm.
"Heh heh heh. I love the young fellers." Mr. Krabs said.
"Thanks son!" Irving said. "Boy, I hope I never see anything like that again!"
"I know! I almost lost my child!" Lynn Sr. said.
"And now I'm going to have nightmares for a week!" Irving responded.
"You too?!" Lynn Sr. and Irving still shook at this. Rita and Miriam then moved their eyes at each other. "Husbands." They both said.
As this was going on, Lincoln walked up to Foo.
"Foo, I got something for you." Lincoln said, as he handed Foo two metal sticks with green buttons.
"What the heck is this?!"
"Press the button." Foo obeyed, and the gloves popped onto him.
"You're...you're giving me your babies?!"
"Eh, I can get new ones." Lincoln said. Foo then started tearing up. "No, I will not WEEP! I'M A MAN! YOU GET A MAN HUG!" Foo hugged Lincoln after this.
Finally, Heffer left a gigantic pile of wrappers where he was sitting. "Man, I can eat another entrée."
"By the way, Rocko, these patties are all on you." SB said.
"WHAT?!" Rocko screamed, as SB laughed. "Just kidding, they're all on Heffer."
Heffer laughed. "What a good joke!"
"Joke? Aren't you rich?" SB asked.
"Wait, are you serious? Who told you I was rich?!" Heffer said, started to shake. Rocko whistled at this. In his mind, he saw this as revenge for the entire adventure, and for totaling his car. "Oh no, my parents are going to be UPSET!"
"It's okay! You can work off your debts here!" SB said, as Heffer's eyes widened. "A JOB? NOOO!" he screamed.
The main heroes ended up sitting on a long table, where Kratz and Piri Piri were painting pictures of them. PP's looked a bit like a child drew it, while Kratz' was The Last Supper. Literally.
"I don't mean to sound corny and all, but it's pretty hard to believe how far this team of yours have come." Danny said.
"Yeah, we started off as just the six with us with a few friends and now, look, almost all of our friends and family are here." Lincoln said.
"Actually, we are one big happy family." SB said.
"Don't make it sappy, Spongebob." Timmy responded.
"I wonder what the future holds for each of us." Chloe said
Indeed, everyone's future changed one way or another. Spongebob remained the manager of the Krusty Krab 2…until Krabs decided to close down the restaurant after realizing the prices have doubled for maintaining the place. SB was happy about it nonetheless. Jimmy decided to rebuild his lab, with the help of the four members of Team Neutron, along with Hugh and Judy. However, Jimmy rebuilt his Quantum Replay remote, redoing ALL of the damage of the lab, thereby restoring it. Timmy stuck by Chloe, who was still his certifiable babysitter, all while Vicky had time in jail for a crime, despite nobody knowing why. While the rich kids went back to ignoring Timmy again, AJ and Chester decided to move back to Dimmsdale, hanging out with their friend. Though it took some getting used to for Chloe, as Chester had to wear gloves and a mask anytime he was near her.
Danny's parents were now aware of his secret, as the weeks of them trying to help their son were a total pain to him. However, Danny and Sam were now closer than ever, and after finding out about Dani, Jazz and Maddie decided to make a new room for this new Fenton, finally accepting her into the family. As for Valerie, she was still the only ghost hunting vigilante besides Danny, and the two formed a rivalry over this, despite being friends at school.
Lincoln continued his life with his sisters, and his friend Clyde, along with his other friends Liam, Zach, Rusty and Stella. Ronnie Anne and Bobby continued their life in Great Lakes City, with their cousins and mother, as soon RA made a new friend, who was her neighbor, Sid Chang.
Jenny continued her life in Tremorton, as her best friend, Brad, continued on with his relationship with Melody. She was even his first dance at the school, something that disgusted all the popular girls there. Meanwhile, her friend Misty went back to space, but the two kept a friendship. Vega returned to Cluster Prime as the princess. Manny lost all the weight, and Frida was now his new sidekick, Plata Peligrosa Jr. All while he formed a secret friendship with Zoe, when they were not fighting each other. Zim, who refused to go underwater for the buffet, was now an independent Invader, and even got a slice of revenge at the Tallest. He denied their request for help, after an attack from the Resisty. However, he had to deal with Gaz in his base now, along with still Skoodge and Tenn.
The Turtles continued defending NYC, with the help of their friends April and Casey. For Ren and Stimpy, they actually made it big in Hollywood again. However, because of the climate of the entertainment industry, they were put in a more politically correct cartoon, where all of their trademark humor was replaced with awkward situation humor that also had messages about politics and social issues. The two were fired after Ren burned down the studio, and both of their careers in Hollywood were destroyed. They decided to move on to the one place they can be accepted: the internet.
All of the charges were dropped for Rocko "demolishing the interdimensional port", as it was found out the entire place was run illegally by hogs. Filbert continued living happily with his wife, Dr. Hutchinson, and their babies. Heffer, however, had to work off his debt at the Krusty Krab. Squidward was later found with his face on the grill, after days of putting up with the steer. Of course, he was still alive.
Sadly for Harvey, this was weeks before Fee and Foo were finally found by their lost parents, and taken back to their home. However, not only did Moff decide to let him use his working peanut butter powered teleporting machine to visit his friends, but Harvey was then let in as a member of the Rejects, despite having nightmares about the Magwu for the next couple weeks.
For the Rejects, they all kept in touch with each other, forming a super team in case the world needed them. It didn't. T.U.F.F was put back together, and swore off another casino night from happening again, while burning all of their interdimensional machines, in frustration for getting no free buffet.
Da Rules were restored by the Fairy Council, and Jorgen, despite getting his magic back, remained a unicorn for several weeks. An intervention was made for him by the Tooth Fairy.
All this was set to happen in the future.
"But seriously, are we really going to call ourselves the Nicktoons?" Timmy asked.
"Eh, I kinda like that name!" Lincoln said.
"But it sounds so stupid!" Timmy said.
"Then why did you say it during the big charge?" Jenny asked.
"Because it sounded…cool? Oh great." Timmy said.
"Meh, for me, we're still the N-team. N for Neutron." Jimmy said.
"You really are conceited Neutron, you know that?" Cindy responded.
"Whatever, here's to the future!" Jimmy called, raising his patty, as all the heroes did to.
But then, a portal opened in the restaurant.
"For the love of crud, can't we go a day without portals opening out of nowhere?!" Timmy shouted.
However, a girl fell out of the portal. She had a very peculiar looking helmet on, with blue dots on her shirt and a cape behind her. "Guys!" Renet shouted.
"Renet, what's sup my babe?" Mikey greeted.
"Mikey, my sweet friend from the past!" Renet said, then the two kissed, disgusting most of the people in the restaurant. Fee and Lynn spit out their burgers, as so did most of the people there.
"Come on! The Brad dude is in love with a robot!" Mikey pointed at Brad and Melody, who were kissing again. "A little privacy here!"
"Oh great, what did you do this time, Renet?!" Raph barked.
"Actually, I didn't do anything, but the future is still in trouble for you all!" Renet said.
"That wasn't even a chapter!" Danny said.
"There are villains looking for all of you. They even left a message!" Renet said, as her time scythe poofed up a giant screen. On the screen, appeared someone familiar for Jimmy.
"Hello, Jimmy Neutron!" King Goobot greeted.
"King Goobot!" Jimmy said.
"Why, I've recorded to let you know that I've doomed your future, along with the futures of your many allies! Because me, along with my new ally, are rulers of the Earth!"
"Zim did this?!" Danny asked.
"Something tells me this wasn't intentional, and that he was being an idiot again." Jenny said.
"And I've got back-up this time!"
"Hello, El Tigre!" Django greeted.
"Django?!" Manny said.
"I wonder, Where's the Evil Syndicate?" Lincoln asked.
MEANWHILE, IN THE MIDDLE OF I OR A PLACE THE WRITER IS TOO LAZY TO WRITE (In Barnyard voice)
Dib, Vlad, Calamitous and Crocker were floating in space.
"This is the last time I ever listen to you, stupid kid!" Vlad said.
"Man, where's Gaz when I need her?" Dib asked.
….
"So good luck on stopping us, Neutron!" Goobot said. "Or should I say, good riddance!" Goobot laughed, as the video finished.
"Another adventure already? But we just got finished with the last one!" Timmy said.
"Actually, I feel like I'm ready to start another one!" Lincoln said.
"You're right, Spongebob! These patties do give us the energy!" Ronnie Anne said.
"Never underestimate the patty!" SB said.
"You can count on us, Renet!" Jimmy said, as all the team stood up.
"We took out the Magwu, so this will be nothing for us!" Leo said.
"Don't forget about us, the future heroes, the Rejects!" Otis said. "Led by…Cowman!"
"And sometimes Ronnie Anne." Pip said.
"Even though we don't agree on the name, can we just use it, one last time?" SB asked.
"Okay, okay." Everyone got off the table, and looked at the portal. Jimmy then said the two words, right before everyone ran into Renet's portal.
"Nicktoons. Unite".
Now finally...after two reboots and nine months of waiting, 3.5 is...almost over. Time for the stingers.