Dear Writers of FanFiction
by
A Vulcan's Kiss
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Chapter 38: Faramir's Not So Funny Fable
Dear Writers of FanFiction,
From what Pippin has written me you all can tell some preposterous tales, as well as create them. The the stories he's relayed to me were quite hilarious and that's mostly because of their absurdity.
But there's one idea that goes beyond the land of absurdity and steps into the realm of insanity.
The Not So Funny Fable;
My father, Denethor, and I.
Instead of writing a tremendously long rant about just how little ground this has to be even remotely plausible I decided to do this;
Here are three major factors to consider when you want to write us together:
1.) He's my father.
2.) We're both male.
3.) I have a wife.
Those alone should be sufficient enough to stop this barbarity.
Pippin and I are more probable - and he's a hobbit.
Sincerely,
Faramir,
Steward of Gondor
Author's Note:
I love me some Faramir, how about you? Haha.
Review, please! Thanks!
Next Chapter: Starring Gandalf, who's got something to say!
Timeout for now!
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~A Vulcan's Kiss