Practically Refined
Naruto looked at all the ingredients he set out and sighed. Carrots, Squash, meat, lettuce, tomatoes, fish, and many many exotic spices. He wore his chef hat that said 'KISS HIT THE COOK DOBE''. The right words were scratched out by the teme. And yet he claims Lee did it. Naruto got out his knife and started chopping things up.
"Two cups of water..." Naruto reread. He asked Hinata to get vinegar to keep her out a while. Since the last time he tried to make her dinner he killed the carrots, he has decided to make his special NARUTO UZUMAKI SPECIAL SOUP. He used to always make it when he was little and alone. He wrote the ingredients when his handwriting sucked..so it was hard for him to read. Also this was a way better anniversary gift than a kiss.
"More fish...now some squash. And carrots!" Naruto finished and stirred it. He set it on the stove to boil up. Hinata walked in with one bottle of vinegar. Naruto jumped and blocked her view of the kitchen.
"D-did I say vinegar!? I meant tea...yeah, tea! Tea please Hina! Bye!" He sent her off and sighed. That was close. He threw everything off his table and laid a red blanket on it with candles and apple cider. He ran off to take a shower...
"So, how's the soup?" Naruto asked as Hinata drank it up. She retched on the inside from the too many added tomatoes.
"Your cooking is..." She swallowed and almost cried at the lump of carrot, stuck in her throat.
"Practically refined."