Section 38: Lovable Literature

Poseidon writes a letter!

(demigods not present)

Zeus: You can write, Poseidon?

Poseidon: Better than you, Zeus. I was writing to Krima the naiad. She had a meeting with me yesterday, but didn't come.

Hermes: Why couldn't you have just emailed her on your new laptop?

Poseidon: She only accepts pen-written letters….weird that way.

Athena: What's weird about that? She just loves the look of pen on paper…not that your writingwould make any one feel good.

Poseidon: Har dee har. I regret my decision even more now.

Zeus: What? That you dared to compete with me in the Wrestle-fiesta Contest?

Poseidon: No. I regret that I have to ask Athena to correct my letter for me. Sigh.

Zeus: I could do that, if you ask nicely…

Poseidon: Uh…..sorry, bro. So anyway, Athena, I want you to point out some minor errors I'd have made in this letter.

Athena: I'm busy with my own work.

Poseidon: Oh, come on! It's notwise to be unhelpful.

Athena: Shut up….

Poseidon: I'll read it out loud, and then you can point the mistakes out. So here it goes….From Poseidon. Krima, did you-

Athena: Wait! You write from Poseidon at the end.

Poseidon: Does it really matter?

Athena: Aren't I supposed to know?

Poseidon: Oh, well. So…Krima, did you forget the meeting we had in the Pacific yesterday? I got so hungry waiting, I ate all of our biscuits for tea.

Zeus: HAHA!

Athena: Is it really….necessary to put that in?

Poseidon: What? I have to tell her this; so that next time she gets her share of the biscuits too.

Athena:…..Read on.

Poseidon: The meeting was really sificant, you know-

Athena: Sificant?

Posiedon: What? It's a professional word for important. You don't have to know everything, Athena.

Athena: Well, I certainly don't know this word, because it's significant, not sificant.

Poseidon: You're just saying that to degrade me.

Athena: I'm just saying that to save your sorry dignity. A god, not knowing a little word like significant.

Poseidon: Whatever…that meeting was really significant, you know, because my sacred fish are getting really tired of wearing seaweed jumpers all the time. They need a new revolution.

Apollo: Your fish wear clothes?

Poseidon (proudly): Yes, my sacred fish have their own department!

Athena: Revolution? Are they having a war or something?

Poseidon: Revolution=change. And they say you're the wisdom goddess.

Athena: Well, my dear wisdom god, revolution is not relevant in this line. Change the word.

Poseidon: Wha—noo! It's one of my favourite long words. I'll just read on: Also, the Mexican fish are fed up of the snobbful attitude of the Russian piranhas.

Zeus: You write like your fish actually have different nationalites.

Poseidon: They have! What, you thought only your stupid clouds and winds have countries and nationalities?

Athena: What is snobbful?

Poseidon: Jeez, Athena, I can't believe I came to you. Snobbful means bad. Stuck up. Ares-type.

Ares: Excuse me?

Athena: There's NO SUCH WORD as snobbful! Honestly, now I know where Percy gets his dumbness from!

Poseidon: Or his awesomeness. Anyway; So, come by tomorrow, because I've re-selected the meeting. From Poseidon.

Athena: Selected? Is it a cake you've selected from a variety of sweet dishes?

Poseidon: Now what can't you understand? I've selected another day for the meeting, haven't I?

Athena: You have completely wasted my hour. Father, take him away!

Poseidon: Uh, who are you asking for help?

This was the worst chapter I've ever written! :( SORRY.

P.S: I'm thinking of another story, A Percy Jackson and Harry Potter crossover. I'm not starting it now, though.

One word: REVIEW.