Behold, the longest chapter of the Teen Series is here! Oh and I forgot to mention: thanks to CasaNova73099 for helping me a bit with this episode.
We see a bush in close-up view. Sarah's eyes pop out of it to look around the farm for any sign of Bastian, but she only sees Victor and Beatrice (one of the cows) eating hay while a few of Rolfs' other relatives go around the farm.
"Whew, I think I finally lost him!" Sarah sighs in relief, thinking she finally lost Bastian.
"Lost me? I thought I lost you!" Bastian appears in the bush with Sarah, whose eyes bug out! She turns, and she sees Bastian's bucktoothed smile! Bastian says, while crawling onto Sarah: "Many a boy and girl back in my country took to secluded shrubs of intimacy such as this one when they wished to connect their souls! So, shall we lock labials?!"
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!" Sarah leaps out of the bush, kicking up dirt onto the bush and burying it (along with Bastian) as she winds up to run again. She zooms off, passing through the farm's rhubarb patch as she goes. In the rhubarb patch...
"WILFRED!" Rolf grabs Wilfred, who was feeding upon the rhubarb. Wilfred holds on with his mouth, and Rolf shouts "YOUR FEASTING UPON THE RHUBARB WITHOUT CARE DISGUSTS ROLF! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT MAMA NEEDS THESE RHIZOMES FOR THE CEREMONIAL PIE!?"
"Yo, Rolf." Kevin calls as he approaches Rolf. "I'm afraid I got... some bad news for you."
"Whatever may it be?" Rolf asks. While Kevin explains, we see Nell, the Eds, and Paul gathered around Rolf's bureau, where they are watching one of Rolf's rap videos on Double-D's laptop. In the video, Rolf is wearing a white tanktop, a red bandanna, black shades, and a gold chain. However, his rapping is rather poor, and Ed, Eddy and Paul start laughing.
"Hahahaha! Shizzle ma jizzle, yo!" Ed and Paul joke at one of Rolf's lines.
"I'm tellin ya!" Eddy says on the floor between laughs. "'Rolfy G's' flow is more like a trickle!"
"Flow? Trickle? I don't see any water here." Nell looks around in Rolf's video for any trickling or flowing water, of which there's none of. "Where are these trickle and flow you speak of?"
Nell's perplexion makes the boys laugh harder, and even Double-D can't hold a chuckle! Back outside, Rolf asks Kevin "Ah, so Nell has seen a some of Rolf's rhyme work, yes?!"
"Yeah but, the thing is..." Kevin lowers his head and closes his eyes. "... Nell's opinion of em were... let's just say she said the equivalent of you having no game, talent, or hopes of being with her. It hurts me to say this, man, but she..."
"Sorry! Rolf had to take a moment to get Wilfred off Mama's rhubarb." Rolf returns to Kevin, thus he didn't hear any of what Kevin said. "Will you start over, Kevin?"
"Oh, Rolf!" Nell rushes up to Rolf, holding Rolf's rap CD singles which include "Old Country Vibe,""Gone Colonial,""Flying Pigs" and "Cream of the Crop" (all referencing Rolf's lifestyle). Nell tells Rolf "Even though I failed to comprehend the bulk of your lyricism, your songs have caught my keen interest. Will you make copies once we marry?!"
"Absolutely!" Rolf answers while Kevin slumps and walks away, his plan having failed and he tells the other teens, Jimmy, Kyle and Zoe on the front lawn.
"My plan struck out." Kevin reports.
"Then Plan B, it is." Eddy looks at Jonny, Nazz and Jenna, the latter two holding cameras.
"Jonny will be helpin out Nell and the families build their huts this evening, so Jenn and I will have some dirt on her by nightfall, and we'll show Rolf in the morning." Nazz says.
Eddy sits on Double-D's roof at sunset, using binoculars to see Rolf's and Nell's relatives build their temporary huts in Rolf's farm. He sees Jonny passing some straw to Nell on a ladder so Nell can top her hut with it, while Nazz sneaks under Nell and photographs her legs under her skirt.
"That'll be a good one!" Eddy exclaims, then Double-D calls him down to the lawn. Eddy descends to Double-D, who has his Cultural Studies book.
"Look." Double-D shows Eddy a picture of a short, long-bearded man with a round belly, angel-like wings, an open fur vest, black pants, and a colorful feather-fan headpiece in the back of his long dark brown hair. He is riding on a yak, with a flock of doves flying behind him. His name is...
"Turtugura, the Old Country god of love and fidelity." Double-D says.
The next morning, Nazz and Jenna meet the Eds, Sarah, Kevin and Paul in Ed's and Sarah's kitchen. Sarah is baggy-eyed and rough-haired.
"Ok, we brought our four best pictures, and Jonny is bringin Rolf over.... What happened with Sarah?" Jenna asks.
"Rolf's stupid cousin Bastian sang freakin love songs outside my window all night." Sarah explains. "In other words, zero sleep."
Jonny brings Rolf in: "So what are these pictures Rolf needs to see?" Rolf asks.
"Right here." Nazz takes the four pictures of Nell out of her purse to show Rolf. Everyone gathers to see them, with Paul grinning excitedly. The pictures reveal Nell's unsightly body hair, including her legs under her skirt while she was working on the ladder, her bare feet after removing her clogs and socks inside her finished hut, her back when she removed her blouse for a back massage by Victor's hooves, and her armpits while wearing her sleeveless yellow nightgown!!
"Nell is by far the hairiest chick I've ever seen." Eddy comments in disgust. Paul is so mortified by the photos that, after a few bug-eyed and jaw-dropped seconds, he faints and falls back, twitching and drooling on the floor!
"Hoho, Rolf is very much turned on by Nell's hairiness!" Rolf exclaims, much to his friends' surprise and shock! "In my country, womens' body hair is considered attractive and has special motherly properties, so it can only be shaved when they bear children, in which case their follicles are made into baby clothes for said offspring."
"That's sooo otherworldly." Ed remarks while Kevin's face turns green, and he runs off-screen to puke.
"And to think hirsutism would never be a norm..." Double-D covers his face under his hat so he doesn't see Nell's hideous body hair photos.
"Rolf must go now. And Ed boys, please summon the Kanker girls, dusk-til-dawn Rachel girl, and Rachel girl's mate for tomorrow as well, as we'll need them for the wedding march." Rolf says while heading towards the door. He opens it, then looks back: "Oh and Sarah girl, Bastian here has come to see you!"
Bastian enters: "Hello, my fair Sarah!"
We hear a SMASH sound, then we see a Sarah-shaped hole in the wall going outside. Bastian goes through it to chase Sarah again. After this, Eddy says "Well, it's time for Plan C: get Rolf mad and show his destructive side to Nell."
Later, in Rolf's house, Jimmy and Kyle are bringing Zoe upstairs towards Rolf's room.
"Remember, once you go in his room, go as wild as you can with his stuff." Kyle tells Zoe as they and Jimmy approach Rolf's door.
"You can count on me!" Zoe replies with a wide grin, then she dives into Rolf's room. Jimmy shouts "TAKE COVER!" before he and Kyle run.
"WHAHOOHOOHOO!!" Zoe yells from inside Rolf's room, and we hear banging and thrashing around inside.
"WHAT IS GOING ON?!" one of Rolf's male relatives asks, and Rolf shouts while running upstairs: "WHO IS IN ROLF'S BEDROOM?!"
"YEEHAW!!" Zoe comes riding downstairs on Rolf's stuffed eel, wearing an Urban Ranger uniform and flattening Rolf against the steps. When the eel slides to the bottom and into the kitchen, Zoe opens its mouth and jumps off. Its lower jaw trips Nano, who drops his cane and falls into the eel's mouth, which then snaps shut on him and crashes into a wall. Zoe lands from her jump, and salutes:
"RANGER ZOE IS READY TO PROVIDE ASSISTANCE!" Zoe rushes up to Hanna, who's cooking some stew with badger parts in her couldron on the fire pit shown in "X Marks the Ed." Zoe looks at the stew: "This will be so much better with spice!" Zoe grabs some spicy roots from one of the kitchen shelves and drops them into Hanna's stew.
"MY BADGER STEW!" Hanna shrieks at her ruined stew while Zoe zips outside, returns with the rabbit hutch, opens the cages, and starts throwing rabbits at Rolf's & Nell's relatives: "HERE EVERYONE, LET'S SPREAD SOME CUDDLIN LOVE SO I CAN EARN MY 'PASSING OF THE RABBITS' BADGE!"
The rabbits are thrown throughout the kitchen, one even landing in Hanna's badger stew and it gets boiled! Other rabbits land in the relatives' hands, but Nana proves to be allergic to them when...
"Ah... Ahhh.... AHHHH CHOOOOO!!!" Nana does a huge sneeze that blows a hole out through the kitchen wall. Several of Rolf's relatives are sent flying outside as well, destroying one of the huts in the process! Ed, Eddy and Kevin watch from behind one of the house's corners as Zoe rushes outside and starts bandaging Rolf's injured relatives, then the steaming Rolf approaches Zoe.
"Ooo Rolf, I was just helpin out some of your hurt kin!" Zoe explains. "Am I gettin the 'First Aid Supply' badge?"
Rolf puts on the Hat of Discipline from "Momma's Little Ed," and he tries flattening Zoe with it. Zoe runs and dodges Rolf's hammer slams, making him destroy more huts instead.
"Thata girl, Zoe!" Eddy exclaims as he watches with his fellow Eds and Kevin, and Rolf's destroying huts while trying to get Zoe catches Nell's attention in her hut. She looks outside, and sees Rolf finally squash Zoe with his Hat of Discipline. He picks up Zoe by one of her pigtails.
"ROLF IS OUTRAGED BY YOUR DISRUPTION OF HIS WEDDING PREPARATIONS, THE VIOLATION OF HIS PROPERTY, AND YOUR MOCKING FACADE OF RANGERHOOD!!" Rolf yells: "FOR THIS, YOU MUST-"
"OH, ROLF!" Nell rushes up to and hugs Rolf, making him drop Zoe. Nell exclaims: "Your ferocious temper, I much adore! It is indeed worthy of a true shephard!"
"Dammit, man." Kevin snaps his fingers angrily. Ed asks "Now what?"
"Don't worry, guys. We still got one more ace." Eddy says, then we fast-forward to nightfall.
Rolf, wearing the same-colored pajamas as in the cartoon series, is sleeping in his bed when we see his door creak open.
"Get ready, boys." Eddy's voice says, then the door opens, revealing Eddy's silhouette on an also-silhouetted bovine figure. They come in, the bovine figure back-kicks the door shut, and they shakily approach Rolf's bed.
"Ed, please slow down." Double-D says from inside the rear half of the bovine figure, then they stop in front of Rolf's bed.
"Play the flute, Single-D." Eddy tells Ed, who's inside the bovine figure's front half. He starts playing a romantic tune on his flute ("Who's Minding the Ed") to awaken Rolf.
"Huh?" Rolf groggily wakes up, only to see Eddy and the bovine figure, revealed to be a makeshift yak (operated by Ed and Double-D), being shined upon by the moonlight from his window!! Eddy is dressed as the Old Country God of love and fidelity, Turtugura, complete with a long fake brown beard, a long brown wig, and the feather headpiece in the back of his wig. Double-D pokes several paper doves out through holes in the yak's rear half on long thin sticks, waving them to make them "fly" around. Surprised by the sudden arrival of his "god," Rolf shouts "TURTUGURA!!"
Rolf jumps up on his bed, then bows on his knees in praise before Eddy, who deepens his voice: "Yes, it is I, Turtugura. And the marital future of thee, I have foreseen."
"What have you foreseen, he of great romantic wisdom?" Rolf asks, looking up while still bowing.
"Your holy union with Nell..." Eddy begins. "... Meant to be, it is not."
"..... What? How is it not so?" Rolf asks. But before "Turtugura" could explain, Sarah and Bastian burst into the room, Sarah trying to break free from Bastian's grasp. Eddy and Rolf watch their struggle.
"You are a tough one, she who possesses steely resistance!" Bastian tells Sarah as he pins her arms to the floor and tries to kiss her.
"GET OFF!!" Sarah kicks up into Bastian's stomach, sending him flying overhead and he crashes down onto Eddy, squishing him and the "yak" in the process. The "yak's" two halves have been torn apart, exposing Double-D in the rear half, and he freaks out as his paper doves scatter all over the room. Sarah sees this, gasps, and so does Rolf! Rolf picks up a paper dove on his bed, sees it as such, then angrily crumples it.
"Oh shit..." Eddy utters as he and Ed look at Rolf. Bastian backs away from the reddening Rolf.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, ED BOYS?!" he asks: "WHY TRY SABOTAGING ROLF'S BIG DAY TOMORROW?!"
"ROLF, PLEASE! DON'T MARRY NELL!" Double-D begs. Rolf, rolling up his pajamas's sleeves to reveal his muscles, asks "WHY NOT?!"
"BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS AND NELL'S PARENTS CHOSE A PLACE IN CALIFORNIA FOR YOU TWO TO LIVE ONCE YOU MARRY, AND ONCE YOU DO, YOU'LL HAVE TO MOVE AWAY!!" Ed answers, stopping Rolf in his tracks, and his eyes widen in great shock!!
"Rolf?..." Double-D asks as Rolf drops to his knees.
"WHAT IN DEMON'S NAME IS GOING ON?!" Nano's voice asks as he approaches Rolf's room, so Eddy quickly says "Let's haul ass!"
The Eds open Rolf's window and jump out, followed by Sarah just before Nano enters Rolf's room. Nano is wearing a light-blue mens' nightgown with matching slippers and a nightcap. He and Bastian approach Rolf, whose head is down.
"Cousin?..." Bastian puts his hand on Rolf's shoulder to comfort him.
"Please leave. Rolf requires solitude." Rolf tells his cousin and grandfather, so Nano, after a few coughs, motions Bastian to follow him out of the room.
We then see Rolf sitting on a stump in his farm, away from his relatives', Nell's, and her relatives' huts. As he looks up at the moonlit sky, memories flash through his mind:
Flashback #1: We see Young Rolf, who looks the same as during his flashback in "Every Which Way but Ed," moving into his new home in the cul-de-sac. He helps Noah and another workman move in by pushing a huge rectangular crate towards his new backyard. We hear farm animals inside the crate.
"[ARGH, WHY MUST ROLF ASSIST IN THE HEAVY LABOR?!]" Rolf complains in his native language while Noah and the other workman move furniture out of the moving truck and into the new house. Rolf strains himself over and over before he finally reaches his spacious new backyard, which has a shed. Rolf looks at it.
"Hmm... nice, green and... sp-spacious, yes?!" Rolf stutteringly comments his new farm, stuttering because he hasn't fully mastered English yet. He leaps up onto the crate, and lifts up the door in front: "[WELCOME TO OUR NEW HOME, LIVESTOCK!!]"
All of the Vorliks' livestock rush out of the cramped crate and start roaming around the farm, except one that's still in the crate, whining. Rolf drops down, seeing that it's...
"[Wilfred, come out and smell the fresh air. It is good for you.]" Rolf goes in to get Wilfred. But we hear Wilfred SQUEAL repeatedly, then the little piglet dashes out of the crate in a frenzied panic! Wilfred runs out of the farm and Rolf chases after him, yelling "WILFRED!" repeatedly before finally jumping on and catching him in the middle of the cul-de-sac.
"[Calm down!]" Rolf subdues Wilfred and picks him up by his nostrils, then...
"THAT WAS COOL!!" Young Jonny, having curly hair and wearing the same clothes except for having blue shorts, rushes up to Rolf with Plank. "GREETINGS, NEW KID! I'M JONNY, AND THIS IS MY PAL PLANK!"
"Uhh... Hello, Jonny!" Rolf waves.
"WE HAVE A NEWCOMER, SARAH!" Young Jimmy, having smaller curls and wearing the same clothes except having a short-sleeved shirt, calls over Sarah from her house. Young Sarah comes, wearing shorts but otherwise looking the same.
"DOGPILE ON THE NEW KID!" Sarah declares, then she, Jimmy and Jonny dogpile on Rolf.
"WHOOHOO!" Young Kevin joins the dogpile. He is long-haired, and his clothes are the same except his shirt is sleeveless. He, Sarah, Jimmy and Jonny laugh until...
"YYEEAAHH!!" Young Nazz yells, then we see her fat, silhouetted figure dropping down for the dogpile! Kevin, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny, and especially Rolf develop bug-eyes as the enormous Nazz SLAMS onto them, also cracking the cul-de-sac a bit upon impact. Nazz also wears the same clothes, but of larger sizes to cover her fat self. She giggles and gets up, and all the kids except Rolf unflatten themselves.
"Welcome to the neighborhood, new guy!" Kevin greets as he helps Rolf up. "What's your name?"
"... I... I am... Rolf! My name is Rolf!" Rolf introduces himself.
Flashback #2: The next day, Kevin shows Rolf the lane.
"And this is the lane!" Kevin says. "This is where all the kids hang out, so just chill with us here, and you'll nail English in no time!"
"No time is right, as Mr. Newcomer can learn it right here, RIGHT NOW!" Eddy's voice exclaims, then Kevin and Rolf see the Eds at a stand named "ENGLISH LESSONZ: 25 SENTS." Eddy and Double-D look the same, while Ed is wearing shorts and has not yet acquired his jacket. Eddy is running the stand and has a money jar, while Double-D writes English words on a whiteboard for Ed, who sits in a desk while acting as a student learning English.
"Say your line, nimrod." Eddy elbows Ed, reminding him of his line: "Oh, yes! I'm learning English fast and easy here, that way I can speak both it AND American!"
Kevin bursts out laughing, while Rolf is interested: "Yes, Rolf wishes... to-to learn this-"
"Nah nah, man! Don't waste your time on these dorks!" Kevin takes Rolf along with him towards the playground. "They're just a bunch of wannabe losers."
"What are wannabe losers?" Rolf asks as he and Kevin disappear around the lane's entrance.
"Rats. Darn that Kevin." Eddy curses, but Double-D sighs: "Well, there goes another scam down the drain of wasted oppurtunity, as usual."
Flashback #3: The swimming hole scene in which Nazz dives off the cliff in "Every Which Way but Ed."
Flashback #4: Rolf, now wearing his cartoon clothes, watches with Kevin from a tree branch as Nazz does jumping-jacks in her room, part of a workout video she's using to lose weight.
"I can already see it, Rolf! Nazz is gonna be the hottest chick in town!" Kevin tells Rolf as he marvels at Nazz.
"Would she not burn if she were hot?" Rolf asks, earning him a stare from Kevin.
Flashback #5: Rolf wearing the fad sunglasses along with the other cul-de-sac kids during "It's Way Ed."
Flashback #6: Rolf performing "The Hairless Otter" with Kevin in "Hands Across Ed."
Flashback #7: Rolf being lazy as part of breaking the rules with the other kids in "Stop, Look, and Ed."
Flashback #8: Rolf, Jonny, Jimmy, Kevin, Ed, Double-D and Nazz partying in Eddy's house during "To Sir with Ed."
Flashback #9: Rolf smashing a barrel on Ed and Ed slamming a wheelbarrow on Rolf during the "That's My Horse" number in "Wish You Were Ed."
Flashback #10: Rolf pouring eels into the Eds' pants at the end of "Dueling Eds."
Flashback #11: Rolf trying to take some of Nazz's popcorn in "Little Ed Blue."
Flashback #12: Rolf giving the Eds haircuts in "Take This Ed and Shove It."
Flashback #13: The kids caroling at the end of "Jingle Jingle Jangle," while Rolf just looks at his caroling book in confusion.
Flashback #14: Rolf bossing Kevin around during "Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed."
Flashback #15: Rolf earning his "Hairy Chest of Resilience" badge at the end of "The Good, the Bad, and the Ed."
Flashback #16: Rolf watching the monster truck show with the other kids at Kevin's house in "A Town Called Ed."
Flashback #17: Rolf at the school dance in "May I Have This Ed?"
Flashback #18: Rolf giving Eddy the Armpit Rub of Victory at the end of BPS.
Flashback #19: Rolf fighting The Gourd's Squashbot army alongside his old and new friends during the climactic final battle of "Rise of The Gourd (RoTG)."
Flashback #20: A day after RoTG, Rolf is harvesting potatoes when he sees a shadowy figure eating some out of the ground.
"What the?..." Rolf approaches and picks up the shady figure, revealing that it's Zoe (who just moved in), and Rolf screams and throws her! She gets up, and Rolf points a pitchfork at her: "Who are you, and why are you feeding upon Rolf's potatoes?"
"What?! Can't the new girl, aka myself, have some fresh fruit of the earth?" Zoe asks back, taking a bite from another raw potato.
"You're new?" Rolf asks, lowering his pitchfork.
"Yeah I just moved in yesterday!" Zoe answers. "I'm Zoe, and I gotta say, your potatoes are the most WICKED!"
Flashback #21: A several weeks after meeting Zoe, Rolf awaits as Jenna brings a black-&-white pig to his doorstep.
"Here she is!" Jenna presents the pig to Rolf: "Her name's Meggy. My titi Gabriela had to give her up, so I was hopin you'd take her."
Rolf picks up Meggy, examines around her body, and sniffs her. He looks at Jenna...
"... Worry no more, fellow foreigner Jenn girl! Meggy has been accepted!" Rolf says, much to Jenna's joy, then Rolf adds "A fine mate for Wilfred, she will make!"
Flashback #22: Several months later, Rolf brings the Eds over to his farm.
"Rolf's coyote problem has been solved, Ed boys! Never again will Papa's sheep be preyed upon. FIDO!" Rolf calls Fido, who jumps out of a bush and towards the Eds. Ed and Double-D jump out of the way as Fido knocks Eddy down and licks him.
Double-D chuckles: "What a nice Great Pyrenees you have here, Rolf!" he comments as Eddy yells at Fido: "AH, YUCK! GET OFF ME!"
Flashback #23: At the eighth grade graduation ceremony, shown to be the Peach Creek Junior High Class of 2006, the boys wear orange while the girls wear blue. Rolf, who grew his hair a bit more, is called up, and his friends & family cheer wildly as he gets his diploma. Once they go outside, Eddy huddles Rolf, his fellow Eds, Kevin, Jonny, and Paul together. Ed's hair is now combed like in "Over Your Ed," Double-D and Kevin grew theirs to neck-length, and Jonny is growing his again.
"WHOO!! NEXT STOP, HIGH SCHOOL!!" Eddy shouts excitedly.
"HELL YEAH!!" Ed, Kevin and Paul cheer, and Paul dances in joy.
"Rolf looks forward to what everyone says will be the best years of our lives!" Rolf exclaims.
Flashback #24: Rolf, Kevin and Jenna, now wearing their Teen Series clothes, watch Eddy and Nazz as they make out on a bench in the playground. Eddy and Nazz also have their Teen Series clothes, and Nazz grew her hair to shoulder-length.
"Ain't that just cute?" Jenna asks in awe as Eddy and Nazz kiss.
"Didn't you want Nazz, lustful Kevin boy?" Rolf asks.
"Not anymore; I got someone else!" Kevin rolls his eyebrows at Jenna.
"Kev, we're just friends." Jenna tells Kevin while turning away. "And only friends."
Kevin and Rolf grin.
Flashback #25: Rolf, who now has his hair in a ponytail, is bringing a crate labeled "To: The Vorlik Family; From: The Yonnick Family" into his farm via towing it by tractor. Ed, wearing his farm-working attire, comes to help as Rolf backs up to bring the crate into a pen in the back of the farm.
"Ready, Pheasant Tail?" Rolf asks Ed (who was promoted from Turkey Eyes to Pheasant Tail). Ed jumps onto the crate and answers "Ready, boss."
"Ok, open it." Rolf instructs. Ed lifts the crate open, and Julian jumps out with a dramatic ROAR!! Very angry, Julian charges out through his pen, much to Ed's and Rolf's shock, and he rampages down the lane from Rolf's farm. Down the lane...
"OH SHIT!! RAGIN BULL ALERT!!" Paul's voice screams, then everyones' SCREAMS are heard. Ed and Rolf watch as Double-D, Eddy, Sarah (her hair now in a ponytail), Kevin, Nazz, and Kyle (who cut his ponytail from RoTG) are hurled through the air by Julian. Ed and Rolf rush to get Julian, and as they go, we hear Zoe yell "WHOO, WHAT A RODEO!!"
Flashback #26: In the Zeats-n-Falconer Nightclub (which later appears in "Scary Squirmy Screamathon"), teens are partying under colorful lights and Eddy, wearing a black hoodie instead of his usual shirt, does a backflip as he breakdances. Rolf, wearing a lionfish outfit (like his old blowfish outfit), is walking through the dance crowd with Kevin and Paul, who are wearing black tanktops and camo pants. Paul also changed his afro into cornrows. An Asian girl walking by catches Paul's eye.
"Later, guys!" Paul goes to follow the girl, then Kevin points Rolf's head to someone: "There she is..."
Kevin is pointing to a girl watching Eddy breakdance, her back facing Kevin and Rolf. She's wearing a cropped gray hoodie that would show her stomach if she were facing the screen, blue jeans, and white sneakers. She also has her hood up.
"Who is she?" Rolf asks, but Kevin only answers "It's her..."
"Oh, it's herrrr!" Rolf figures out. "Go chitchat with herrrr, that is if ya got enough man, yo!"
"Lay off, I'm manly." Kevin scoffs, but sweats when he looks at the hooded girl's butt: "But dude, she's so..."
"Enough! The time of reckoning has come, Kevin dawg!" Rolf pushes Kevin forward, and Kevin bumps into the hooded girl. She turns around, revealing herself as Jenna! It's also shown that she got her bellybutton pierced!
"Hey, Kev!" Jenna greets with a smile, but she quickly changes this to annoyance: "I mean- hey, Kev."
Kevin sweats without a word, so Jenna asks "You ok?" But Kevin manages to make a blushing smile.
"Uh hey, Jenn!" Kevin starts. "I... I... I like your new piercing! It... makes your stomach look sexy!"
"Heeheehee, thank you! You're the first guy to say that!" Jenna blushes, putting a hand on her stomach.
"Um, yeah!... You look real hot tonight!" Kevin tells Jenna, nervously putting a hand around her waist. "You're... beautiful!"
"Awww, Keviiiiinn!" Jenna hugs Kevin and takes him onto the dance floor: "Come on, let's dance!"
"Ah, another first for Kevin, yes!" Rolf comments with a smile as Kevin dances with Jenna for the first time.
Flashback #27: Rolf at Double-D's party in "Party at My Ed."
Flashback #28: Rolf butting chests with Ed and posing with their team after they won their football game against Lemon Brook during "Ed Stroke."
Flashback #29: Rolf, Kevin and Ed fighting the Titan Cap-raged Jimmy in "The Incredible Ed."
Flashback #30: Rolf seeing Santa Claus and Ed at the North Pole with his friends, Noah, Ed's parents, Nazz's cousin Erin, Kevin's dad Peter, and Zoe's dad Thomas in "Holly Jolly Holiday."
Then Rolf sees all his friends as laughing constellations in the night sky, and his own laughing reflection appears on the moon. All his friends talk about Rolf, how great he is, and how loved he is.
Rolf's eyes fill with tears, and they roll down his cheeks.
The next day, the Eds head towards Rolf's house with the Kankers and Rachel. The Eds are wearing black-&-purple tuxes, the Kankers wear purple full-length dresses & shoes, and Rachel wears a reddish-purple knee-length dress with matching high-heels and lipstick.
"Even though I never talked to Rolf that much, he was one of the more unique people I've met." Rachel says.
"I kinda liked him, too." May adds, and Ed wipes a tear off his cheek.
"Seeing him go is gonna be sad." Lee says as she, her sisters, the Eds and Rachel meet the other teens and kids on Rolf's lawn. Three of the couples- Nazz & Jonny, Sarah & Kyle, and Jimmy & Zoe- wear the same attire as the Eds & Kankers, while Kevin's & Jenna's are made of long yak fur. Kevin also has his yak mask and hoof shoes as part of being Rolf's best man. Paul, wearing a black-&-white tux and matching shoes, is slumped on a chair, twitching a drooling since he's still traumatized from seeing Nell's hairy pictures.
"Hey Rachel, where's Jacob?" Nazz asks.
"Things weren't working out anymore, so we broke up a few days ago." Rachel answers. "I'm just here as a guest."
"So I guess this is gonna be the last time we ever see him." Kevin says, wiping a tear. Jimmy starts crying, so Zoe gives him a comforting hug.
"If I never met Double-D, I would date Rolf." Marie says sadly. Hanna comes with a large cage full of turtle doves.
"Here are your doves." Hanna gives each couple a pair of turtle doves while Rachel carries the still-drooling Paul and goes ahead with him. Hanna then motions the couples to enter the house and line up at the back door. From there, they see an aisle through the middle of Rolf's farm. Rolf's and Nell's families sit on opposite sides, with Rachel, Paul and Plank on Rolf's side as guests. At the end is a portable wedding arch surrounded by a large ring of sheep, who are in turn surrounded by the other farm animals and an Old-Country music band that's playing the wedding music. The priest, wearing Turtugura-themed robes, awaits by the arch. Then the wedding march begins, with each couple holding their given doves. The first couple to walk down is Rolf's and Nell's youngest cousins (Rolf's being Isabelle), then some older kid relatives, Jimmy & Zoe, Sarah & Kyle, Rolf's & Nell's younger teen relatives, Jonny & Nazz, Kevin & Jenna, Double-D & Marie, Eddy & Lee, Ed & May, then some of Rolf's & Nell's older relatives. The couples go down the aisle and into the ring of sheep, where the couples split and gather along opposite sides of the sheep ring, around the arch.
Then Rolf comes down the aisle, wearing a purple-&-white morning suit with long coattails and a cravat. Double-D, Jonny and Nazz hold in their tears as Rolf stops at the arch, where Kevin steps up to join his side. But Rolf has a conflicted look on his face.
Then Nell walks down, with the feather girl (the Old Country equivalent of the flower girl) tossing dove feathers around. Nell is wearing her white dress with a veil and a purple sash, and she has a bouquet of flowers. She meets Rolf at the arch, where her maiden of honor, who's wearing angel wings on her dress, joins her side. Rolf and Nell step up to each other and hold hands. As the priest begins reading out of his book in Old-Country language, even Eddy and Sarah barely manage to hold their tears! Next, Kevin and Nell's maiden of honor fit Rolf's and Nell's rings onto their fingers! The priest then has Rolf and Nell make their vows, in their native language. Nell goes first:
"[I, Nella Hirok, take you, Rolf Vorlik, to be my husband, my partner, my friend, and my eternal love. I take you to praise and respect your successes when you rise up, and to comfort and nurture your failures when you fall down. I will forever be with you, watching, caring for, and loving you.]"
Rolf makes his vow: "[I, Rolf Vorlik, take you, Nella Hirok, to be my friend, my mate, my wife, and the mother of our children. Cherish, protect, and love you I always will. And your husband, best friend and faithful mate in life, I will always be. May we be together until the ghost of souls parts us.]"
"[The bride and groom may now kiss and come together in holy matrimony.]" the priest says. The other couples prepare to release their doves as Nell and Rolf slowly form their lips, and they move closer... closer... closer...
"Nell..." Rolf halts: "Rolf loves you, but..... I am sorry."
Rolf steps back and removes his ring. Everyone GASPS, except the drooling Paul and the only-wide-eyed Rachel!!
"R-Rolf is..." Double-D utters but is unable to finish.
"Rolf?!" Nell asks in shock, and Noah rises up: "[WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ROLF?!!]"
"[NO!! WHAT WERE YOU DOING, SETTING ROLF UP TO MOVE CROSS-COUNTRY?!!]" Rolf asks back.
"[Cross-country?]" Nell asks, and Noah tells Rolf "[BUT SON, IT IS OUR TRADITION TO SEND WEDDED OFFSPRING OFF TO NEW GREEN PASTURES!]"
"[ROLF IS TIRED OF CONSTANT TRADITION, PAPA!!]" Rolf shouts, then explains in English: "YES, ROLF CAME INTO THIS COUNTRY CLINGING TO THE WAYS OF HIS HOMELAND! BUT AS THE YEARS WENT BY, ROLF HAS BECOME ACQUAINTED WITH MANY WONDERFUL FRIENDS, AND THROUGH THEM, ROLF CAME TO APPRECIATE AND LIVE MORE BY THE MODERN GO-GO WAYS OF THIS LAND, THE LAND OF THE FREE! AND SINCE THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY, ROLF SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO MAKE HIS OWN CHOICES, AND ROLF HAS CHOSEN TO REMAIN HERE AND SPEND THE REMAINDER OF HIS YOUTH WITH THE FRIENDS WHO MADE HIS TRANSFORMATION POSSIBLE!! AND IF THIS MARRIAGE MEANS HAVING TO MOVE WEST, THEN ROLF REFUSES TO MARRY!!"
"NO, THINK ABOUT OUR DAUGHTER!!" Earl shouts, concerned for Nell.
"ENOUGH, PAPA!" Nell tells Earl, removing her ring as well and slamming her bouquet: "I HAVE BEEN QUIET FOR TOO LONG! I TOO HAVE GROWN TIRED OF LIVING EXCLUSIVELY BY THE WAYS OF THE OLD COUNTRY AND OF MY PARENT'S SCORNFUL SHELLS OF INTOLERANCE FOR AMERICAN MODERNISM! I WANTED TO MINGLE WITH MY UP-TO-DATE PEERS, BUT YOU NEVER LET ME! SO IN THAT RESPECT, ROLF SPEAKS FOR BOTH OF US, AND SINCE HE WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO DEFY OUR CULTURE, SO SHALL I!!"
Rolf's and Nell's parents and relatives are silenced, then Rolf turns to Nell. He kisses her: "We will still marry someday, Nell. Rolf promises."
"Nell will accept that!" Nell replies. "May we still keep in touch until then?"
"Of course!" Rolf answers, and he and Nell hug.
"WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!" the families and couples cheer, and the couples release their doves, which fly around Rolf and Nell as they hug and subsequently part ways.
"YAY, ROLF IS STAYIN!!" Ed exclaims as he and all the other teens and kids group-hug Rolf. Even Rachel gets up to join the hug!
"WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE STAYIN, BRO!!" Kevin exclaims, then Rolf's parents and grandparents approach.
"Son." Noah begins. "As you still decided to marry Nell in the future, we have decided... to let you stay with us until then."
"Thank you, family!" Rolf hugs his parents and grandparents while his friends happily watch.
"Boy, am I happy this series's ending won't be so shitty anymore!" Eddy exclaims. Meanwhile, Paul finally recovers from his photo-induced trauma, and he sees Nell and her folks departing.
"Huh?... Wait, what's goin on? Is this the marriage?" Paul jumps off his seat and onto his feet: "Did I miss it? What happened? YO, GUYS!"
The iris-out starts to close in, and Paul sees this: "NO WAIT, DON'T END THE EPISODE!" Paul tries to hold the iris-out open: "I GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE!! STOP!! HOLD UP, AH-"
The iris-out overpowers Paul and closes completely!
The End!!!
Trivia: Hanna's badger stew is a reference to "Wish You Were Ed," where Rolf said that "badgers make a fine stew." The family name "Yonnick," who delivered Julian to Rolf's farm, is the surname of Rolf's great aunt and uncle mentioned in "The Eds Are Coming." And Turtugura's name is based on the turtle dove's Latin species name, turtur.