Don't Own Rwby Or The Gamer Ability, Only The Oc
'thought'
"Speech"
"Neptep killer of all external voice (Also tv... when those are around...)"
[Gamer Ability, Neptep The Destroyer Internal Voice, And Notifications]
{Gauntlet Boi}
(A/N HEY WHAT'S UP? IT'S SCARCE HERE AND TODAY WE MIGHT HAVE A DOUBLE UPLOAD-)
"HOLY SHIT!" June shouts as she looks at me sitting down on the couch, "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU!?"
I have dark circles under my eyes and a small amount of blood still on my face.
"I'm going to sum my whole day up in a couple of short sentences..." I sigh as I rub my eyes. "fell into a pit with Tulip and Ruby... turned out to be ancient ruins that were an anti-magic zone... my race turns out to still be alive and he uses his mythical magic to make me bleed out of my face and nose... says he is going to rape Tulip and Ruby before he kills them... I get triggered and start kicking his ass with a gauntlet that is apparently some sort of ancient relic..."
I take a deep breath. "The power of the gauntlet wears out and he starts kicking my teeth in, my armor wears off and he goes in for the kill... I shoot him in the chest with a laser pistol and instantly kill him... then I steal his ancient magical relic for myself... Ruby and Tulip find out that I am a half vampire and that magic exists... fin..."
"…" June is stunned into silence.
"SO! How was your day today!" I say wipe some of the remaining dried blood off the corner of my mouth.
"We finished a few tests..." She quietly says.
"Ah, so weak shit?" I ask.
"…" She is quiet for a few seconds. "Compared to what you did..."
"I have taken THREE showers today... and I just can't get all of this blood off... I can still easily smell it, the blood being close to/INSIDE my nose and my sense of smell being twice as good as you..." I say as I lean my head back against the couch. "Sorry for snapping at you, but I have had... a REALLY bad day... and today, the world can go fuck itself for all I care"
"Ugh... im going to take another shower..." I sigh as I tiredly get up and trudge to the bathroom.
[Why the fuck do you keep bathing while wearing swim trunks?!]
'Do you really have to ask?'
[…]
'yep...'
[its fine... I won't watch you while you take a shower...]
'you would.'
[I would...]
'tomorrow we are going to take a small flight to Atlas...'
[you know... I have been quiet for a while about this, but your plan is so fucking stupid, you have like a 5% chance of succeeding...]
'how so?'
[1: you are going to atlas... a MASSIVE kingdom and you are expecting to randomly run into a single person... and for her to initiate conversation with you in a normal way... admittedly... because you are the protagonist... it is probably going to happen, but that brings me into flaw number 2 of your plan... 2: it wouldn't be Casey Lee Williams herself that is from your world... even though you have a fair chance of that being correct... it would be her father... considering... he wrote the lyrics... but if her father was 'self inserted' into this world... Casey at least probably knows what a super saiyan looks like... as to not question it in production of the song...]
'…'
[Yep...]
'did you just call me 'the protagonist'?'
[No?]
'…'
[…]
'…'
[…]
[You wanna go to sleep now? I got Far Cry 4 and we can play some co-op...]
I climb out of the shower and dry off quickly before equipping a white t-shirt and sweatpants.
I walk to the living room and look at the small clock above the Tv 'it is only 8 pm... but I mean- yeah... I'm going to sleep...'
I walk to June's door and tell her that I am going to bed.
"Night!" She says from the other side of the door.
I flop down on the couch and pull a blanket over me then pass out almost immediately.
(A/n This is where psycho's lack of chill and M rating come into play... no sex or anything just making Sean feel REALLY uncomfortable...)
We are about 4 hours into playing right now.
"You need to take out that tower guard and ill creep through the building with my silenced pistol..." I say as I look from her screen back to my own. "Then you can join me in the camp to help me talk out any stragglers we may have not spott- ow..."
"What?" Neptune asks as she looks over to me to see me rubbing my neck.
"Huh... I think a bug or something just bit my neck... pretty annoying... not gonna lie..." I hum to myself.
"okay, lets continue then-" I feel my neck prickle slightly. "Okay... now that is just annoying..."
"Hmm?" Neptune hums as she looks at me.
"Can you use your magic eyes to see whatever is doing that?" I ask.
"Okey doke!" She cheerfully says as her eyes glow slightly as she stares off into the distance.
She pales considerably and blushes slightly. "Uh... it's nothing..."
"I don't like that look..." I say as I stare at her. "What is it?"
"Uhhhhh... don't panic... but..." She begins. "A certain psycho you saved... may have broken into your home... and now is cuddling you while sucking on your neck... I assume she bit you though..."
I start hyperventilating slightly.
"Sean, you need to calm down... the fact that she hasn't slit your throat yet proves that she wants you alive for... reasons..." Neptune walks over to my curled-up form that is rocking slightly. "Reasons being that she probably wants to have your vampiric babies... or... that's actually the only one I can think of right now and- oh dang! Where's that hand goin- awww under the shirt... that's kind of disappointing..."
"NEP NEP! WAKE ME UUUUP!" I shout as I rock back and forth slightly harder.
"Aight!" She says in a cheerful tone, too cheerful for my current situation.
She slaps me.
My eyes snap open and the person lying beside me seems to jump slightly.
I open my mouth but immediately a rag is shoved into my mouth as the person sits up and pins me down.
She looks into my eyes, red meets brown and pink.
"Shhhh" She shushes before whispering. "Let me take care of you..."
*MMMPH!*
She jabs a syringe into my shoulder and injects its contents into my bloodstream.
Neopolitan Level 50
2585/2585 Hp
6462/6462 Ap
5200/5200 Mp
22 Str
114 Dex
34 Vit
40 Int
40 Wis
10 Luc
I shiver once as my body slowly starts to weaken.
'she... has magic?'
'AND WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THAT SYRINGE BOUNCE OFF MY AURA!'
[Science has advanced...]
She looks down at me and smiles slightly.
'NEP NEP! THE FUCK DID SHE DO TO ME!?'
[some sort of paralytic poison... and something that is taking away your Mp...]
'FUCK!'
I try to push her away from me but my arms don't respond.
'Fuc-'
The hallway light behind her flicks on and June walks towards the kitchen and rubs her eyes but she pauses mid step as she glances over to me and by extension the fucking psychopath straddling and gagging me.
We all awkwardly look at each other for a few seconds.
Neo turns back to me, frowns and narrows her eyes as they turn red.
"What kind of snuff film did I just walk in o-" June begins.
Neo looks at June and says in a cold tone. "Forget you saw this, go back to bed, and don't come back in here tonight no matter what you may hear..."
June's eyes glaze over as she blankly stares at us for a few seconds before she swivels on one foot and mumbles. "Forget I saw this... go back to bed... don't come back in there for the rest of tonight..."
She shakily stumbles, almost robotically, back into her room and shuts the door.
Neo looks back to me, blood red eyes meet blood red eyes, slit pupils, to slit pupils...
She smirks slightly then leans down and whispers in my ear with a sing-songy tone. "I know your secret~"
*MPHH MPHHMPH!*
"Thaaats right!~" she cheerfully whispers. "I'm a vampire too! well, half... same as you!"
*MHYM MPHN MPHH!*
"I'm not weird..." She says as she frowns slightly. "Is it wrong to have a crush on the last of your race?"
*MMPHHMM!*
"I do kind of see where you are coming from... but I am the one in power here so~" she leans in close. "You are just going to have to deal with me for a while."
[oh wow... looks like she is really making use of that new 'M' rating...]
'What?'
[What?]
"Now, I am going to go back to what I was doing earlier..." She says as she lays back down, wrapping her arms around my chest and putting her face really close to my neck. "Any objections?"
*M-*
"I thought not..." She says cutting me off as she sinks her teeth into my neck.
*MPHH!*
'…'
[Wow... look at this straight up sexual molestation...]
'this is my life now... dealing with a fucking psycho who has a crush on me...'
[Accept that you will eventually get fucked by a deranged homicidal vampire psychopath chick...]
*mmph...*
[Are you enjoying being sucked dry by your secret admirer?]
'stop-'
[The sooner you start to enjoy it, the sooner it stops being rape!]
'…'
[that was dark... holy shit... damn son... I'm sorry about that... wow...]
I am to focused on my body to hear what Neptune says as I attempt to move, with slightly more success as I was able to slightly move my hand, not going unnoticed by my new 'affectionate girlfriend'.
"Hmm?" She hums as her mouth separates from my neck. "The dosage didn't completely work?"
'I'm so fucking uncomfortable...'
[Physically or mentally?]
'YES, BOTH OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS!'
"Looks like I picked a nice and strong boyfriend!" She whispers excitedly as she gently strokes my head.
'this is such bad touch...'
[I'm gonna agree with you there... but I am sticking by my 'you should turn it into good-touch' statement.]
*MMPH! MPHH! MMMPPPHHH!*
"Hmm? didn't quite catch that one..." Neo hums as she tilts her head. "I told your sister not to come back in here tonight and to forget seeing me... so I guess I see no issue with un-gagging you..."
She repositions slightly so she is straddling my stomach then slowly removed the rag in my mouth.
"YOU ARE FUCKING INSAN- *MMMPH!*" she slams the rag back into my mouth.
"I... probably deserved that..." She says as she frowns slightly. "Here I am, in your house... and you don't even know the name of your new girlfriend!"
She notices my eye twitch.
"So, let's start over!" She says with a cheerful smile. "Hi! I'm Neopolitan! But you can call me Neo!"
"So, what is your name?" She asks. "Not that I don't know it... considering... I have been stalking you... but for politeness' sake!"
"Now, I am going to remove the rag again..." She continues. "Don't make me regret it..."
She slowly pulls her hand back, bringing the rag with it.
"…"
"A-are you just saying nothing to spite me?" She asks.
"…"
'if I actually call for help... she will probably ether A: drug me again... or B: do something to June... and I am not going to take that risk...'
"Aww! So precious!" She says as she pats my head. "You are so perfect!"
She once again ignores my eyes twitch slightly.
"So adorable, a sassy attitude, you are strong..." She starts listing off. "You seem to be able to put up with a lot of bullshit before you snap... considering the murderous look in your eyes and the fact you are being completely silent..."
"But you still haven't attempted to attack me..." She hums "Huh..."
"Sean Chro..." I growl out.
"Such a good name!" She happily beams before slowly frowning. "I get the feeling you don't like me very much..."
"Oh, what EEEVER gave you that idea" I snark. "it's not like you broke into my fucking home and started molesting me... oh wait you did..."
"You will eventually learn to love your girlfriend and her quirky personality... don't worry about it!" She says as she looks down at me, winking her right eye, making her pink eye ominously shine in the darkness.
"If I regain motor function in my arms while I am still this miffed I hope you realize that I am going to smack your shit..." I state in a low tone.
"Awww! You are so cute when you are mad!" She says while booping my nose, where I try to bite her finger, but she pulls her hand back too quickly. "I think you deserve some more cuddles!"
"Bite my neck again and I swear to Monty..." I threaten.
"Nah~" She says in a sing-songy tone as she shuffles down beside me, in between my body and the back of the couch. "I am already full of your sweet, sweet blood, so I don't think I need any more right now..."
"And side note..." She continues as she pulls my blanket over herself as well. "Out of all the blood I have ever had the pleasure of drinking- which isn't a lot now that I think about it... your blood tastes the best!"
I shiver slightly as she wraps her arms around my torso. "but because I don't know if you are going to attack me or not after you regain control of your body..."
A needle pierces my side. "And I actually want to enjoy cuddling with you...sooooo..."
I feel lightheaded as the world around me darkens slightly. "Night! Night! Hubby!" Neo cheerfully states as she flicks the used syringe into the kitchen garbage can. "Score!"
"I hate... this..." I mutter as I slowly drift into unconsciousness.
I slowly open my eyes and look at the ceiling of the living room, then I slowly sit up and yawn. "What time is it-" I cut myself off as I remember my 'experience' last night.
I leap off the couch summon my gauntlet pointing my hand at the couch... to see nobody there...
I sigh once, dispelling my gauntlet then put both hands in my pockets.
"oh?" I hum as I fish a small piece of paper from my pocket.
On it is a scroll number scribbled on it with the words "Call me~" with a tiny squiggly line.
I flip it over to see "Or else ill break into your home again..."
'nep nep... what did she do to me?'
[She mainly just cuddled with you... don't look at your neck...]
'am i still a vir-'
[your virginity is intact... I don't get why you are so intent on keeping it though...]
I sigh and facepalm before pulling out my scroll and looking at the time.
'fuckin Neptune and her sassy attitude...' I mentally grumble.
8:47
'it's so EAAARRRLLLY- actually considering I normally go to school each day at around 7 ish... not that early but it is winter break.'
[did you enjoy your bad succ time with vampire girl?]
'Neptune... there's a time and place for everything... and this is neither time... nor place...'
[sorry my dude, I am just exited that you finally got yourself a girlfriend... admittedly she is a total psycho and you actually didn't agree to be her boyfriend... but hey, girlfriend! You didn't have one of those in your past life you fucking loser!]
'…'
'why are you being so mean...'
[eh, dunno... kind of mad that our gaming time got cut off by you getting molested... but other than that I am just peachy! (̯̬̲͚̩I̶̹͕̠̤͔ ̴̞̝̖̭a̴̸̯m̶̬̯͔̞̫̺͇̤ ̘̤͕͍̻͚̦̙̠͟͠ą̷͕c̷͕̝̫̝̻͝t̛̩̗u̦̭a̵̡̘͇̪͚̼̠̞̗̯ļ͚̲̻̰̖̭̣̫̕l̨̟̮̤̩͎ý̷̠͙͙͓͙̝̜̯̀ ̜͕̞̻̳̞k̷̞͘i̡̫̬ͅṋ̺̙̙̤͘ͅd̵̨̼̣̻͈̗̘̝ͅ ̺̗͉̤͔̀o̷͎̳͢͝f҉̪̟̱͙̖̜̯ ̸̦̝̗͞m̪̲͎͉a҉͏̡̫̺d̛̗̯̦̙̬̩̣͢ͅ ̟̲͠t̷͚̠͘̕h̴̡͕͓͓͔̝̀a͙̮͇̩͔͔͙͍ͅt͉͈̜̞̻͜ ͉͍͙̹̫̀͠ͅͅI̺̱͖̤͔̮̙ ̳̣͍͍͎̩̻̙̯ẖ͇͍a̷͕̣̖̼v̨̬̖͈̹̠̠̩̤͚e̗̻̖̟̪͉ͅ ҉̶̲̺́s̹o͝҉̨͉̤̰̝̦̖̼͍ͅm̡̭̥̯̦̤͇̣͜e҉͏͎̲̦͇̝͉̙̞ ͇͇̱͍c̶̼̱͠o̵̸͙̼͉̱͉m҉̘͇̗͔̙͇͈p̷͔͖͡e͏̴̦͍̪t̥i̷̳̼͉̬͔t̨̠̪̺͢͠i̴̗͙̗̯o͓̱̰̰n̶̳̺͙͢͝ ̤̠͟n̴͖̞̤̜͕̖̩o̘̟̼̙͚̘̕͡w̶̧̤͓͙̗̯̖̘͈͞.͉̗͖̰͔̗̝͘.̷̱̪̮̣͈͍͝.̬͓̘͙͘)̛̘̖̺]
'…'
June walks out from the hallway leading to her bedroom and her eyes meet mine. "Wow... you look like shit..." She quietly states. "What happened to you?"
My eye twitches slightly. "Nothin much..."
"I had the strangest dream last night..." June says as she yawns, but then she actually remembers what her dream was about and blushes slightly. "and I... don't want to really say what it is..."
"Did it involve a girl with pink and brown hair?" I quietly ask.
"Yes how did you kno-" She pauses. "…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"You totally got raped... didn't you..." She sighs.
"Not raped... but molested..." I quietly say while looking at the ground.
"And those bitemarks on your neck?" June asks. "I swear if this is what I think it is-"
"She is a half vampire..." I say cutting her off.
June inhales sharply as she starts rubbing her temples. "Wasn't what I thought... but sure..."
"I apparently have a girlfriend now..." I sigh as I sit down, bashing my head into the back of the couch.
"Great..." June sighs. "How did all of this happen?!"
"Saved her from getting raped..." I deadpan.
"Ah- wait what?" She asks.
"Yep..."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"I mean, I guess I can see why she would want to date you... considering you saved her and all..." June says as goes to the fridge and gets a bottle of water.
"But, I can't really do anything in this situation... I'll let you deal with your own problems..." She continues. "actually, I probably could do something about this so... Correction: I don't want to do anything in this situation..."
"She literally molested me!" I shout.
"but you are socially awkward as fuck, so maybe that will help you come out of your shell n stuff like that..." She says as she shrugs. "Plus, she was pretty cute... I don't think you would mind someone like that being all forward with you..."
"You fuckin what?" I ask. "I'M NOT SOCIALLY AWKWARD!"
[you like to chill out at home and sleeping is your favorite pass time and you tend to not to initiate conversations with people.]
"Just fucking accept it dude... she clearly loves you a lot... considering... she broke into our apartment..." June continues. "Plus, she can love you longer than any human, so you have that going for you as well..."
"Are you just trying to set me up so I won't be lonely in the future?!" I ask.
"I guess after the last statement it was pretty obvious..." She sighs as she takes a sip of her bottled water.
"UGH" I groan as I stand up and start walking to the bathroom leaving the piece of paper and scroll behind. "I'm gonna go get ready for my flight..."
"You might wanna pack a scarf..." June calls after me. "Because Atlas is cold... and for the hickeys..."
I bash my head on the door to the bathroom. "Hate my life right now..."
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Guest Reviews:
Asrielasitget: "And this is the story of how ruby got her semblance, running away from boy germs."
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BOY GERMS! AAAAAAAAAAA
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Draco: "Can sean over-pump a bar(ex: put all aura into a FULL mana bar to gain more than he is suppose to, to make a even stronger attack)?"
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He can drain some of his bar while charging an attack and refill it basically getting the same effect...
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6011: "That's kind of broken *Anime sweats*"
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Not really considering he has to either take away from his Health, Shield, or magical energy to affect the other...
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Leave it to Qrow: "Leave to Qrow to screw up sex ed and scare all the female characters gay. No wonder even with females flirting with males in the show it seemed like Yuri was about to bust out almost constantly. Also add the fact they suggest harems are normal in cannon from lower counts of males from constantly fighting wars, revolts and the Grimm."
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Age of consent if lower in Remnant because of those reasons as well (Like 1-2 years lower, nothing huge)... a petty thing like 'consent' won't stop good ol stalker-chan from drugging the shit out of Sean.
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Anonymous: ""Hehahaha-ow, ooohhh... it hurts to laugh."
Bar switch, huh... in hindsight, I probably should have expected that, what with his game-reliance. So I guess this means that if he ends up having one value bar that's bigger than the others by a fair margin, he'll be able to cheat a lot more than usual, lol.
Yeeaaah, Cinder's totally screwed. Fighting this Ruby ain't gonna end well. In fact, I bet seeing her in action might convince Torchwick to just call off the whole deal outright. "Listen, sweetheart - I'd like to think that I'm fairly good at gauging the threat levels that various individuals pose to me. And that girl? She's a LOT higher than you on the scale. You're good, I'll give you that, but she leaves you so far in the dust that you might as well be six feet under." And with the way this is going, he might end up not getting Neo at all, which should further reduce his willingness to take unknown risks. Sean could actually be screwing up a lot more than I previously thought.
Funny story - my Sex Ed was just an old video talking about something I can't even remember because it was so god damn boring. I think I zoned out at some point early on and then just spent the rest of the class half-listening to the white noise of the vid and just checking out how much my classmates were laughing at certain points because of... well, we were all late elementary-school boys, you should know why. Dick jokes were real popular back then, after all. They hear anything resembling 'penis,' and they become indistinguishable from hyenas for at least a full minute.
Man, I really need to find a way to make these things shorter."
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1: PUT HIM IN... THE POD!
2: Pfft magic isn't cheating... why don't those other plebians learn magic n shit
3: Ruby won't have the pure destructive power of a maiden (Even with her silver eyes...) but she will still be a bit of a force to be reckoned with...
4: you didn't have a fucking drunk/hungover (Because tbh Qrow is in a state of both 24/7) teacher explaining the power of 'the sex' and the 'virganettys' and 'genitals' … that probably would have even traumatized Sean with his gamer's mind... though good ol Neo is probably going to molest-ify (Yes, I just made a new word... shut up) him some more so I guess he was bound to learn eventually...
OH?! WHAT IS THIS?! ANOTHER OMAKE?! NANI?!
Omake: The White Haired Devil
I run through the forest, as fast as my four legs could take me... that THING is following slowly behind, humming a dark and scary tune.
I run past one of my brothers only for him to spot the thing following me as run towards it, his gaping maw inching closer and closer to her face... only for it to duck and drag a knife across its chest and send the larger black wolf tumbling over her shoulder.
She runs over to his prone form and casually stabs the back of his knee, before ripping the knife free and stabbing it through his elbow, twisting the knife as she shoves it slightly deeper into its body, grinning like a madman.
The wolf howl in agony as she twists the knife once more, separating his lower arm from his upper-arm.
I turn around, tired of running and go to assist my ally, leaping towards her as I get near.
*SHLLLK*
I leap to far and I turn around, only to fall prone as I see that I am missing a leg...
I whimper slightly as I try to crawl towards my downed brother, the horrible creature still humming a tune as she pulls her dagger wielding hand back and smirks as she plunges it into the back of its head.
She slowly looks over to me, a grin on her face, her eyes sending pure terror into my entire being.
She raises her blade above her head before plunging it into my lower back... she pulls it out and then stabs again, slightly to the left... then again, then again, then again, again, again, again, again, again and again and again and again.
"Tulip?" A new voice calls.
"Oh! Hi Sean!" The fucking psychopath cheerfully calls as she plunges the dagger into the back of my head, sending my world into darkness.
'That was fucking fucked up!' I think as I blankly stare at Tulip.
She casually waves at me before speaking up. "So, what are you doing out here?"
"Stuff..." I answer.
"SAAAAAME!" She exclaims in a cheerful tone.
[I bet she gets off on that...]
'god damnit Neptune...'
Actual end of the chapter...