So this was a more humorous chapter and I really hope I caught that in my writing; cause it was hilarious in my head. I'm thinking depending on the episodes I do there will be more or less action in them. I hope you guys are still enjoying it, the number of reviews have decreased so I don't really know. Thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoy.

"Ellie," Bones said when he saw her sitting at her desk, seeing her wipe her hands on her skirt. "I just spoke with the captain about Joe. You're never gonna guess what happened in surgery," he said still stumped as to why Joe had just given up and died.

"Don't touch me," she said jerking herself away from his hand, which he was about to put on her shoulder.

He pulled his hand back slowly. "The hell is your problem?" he asked, not thinking she would've been so mad he'd stolen a surgery.

She wiped her hands on her skirt again, hating that they were so sweaty; making it so she nearly wanted to scream she was so frustrated. "His hands were sweaty when he grabbed me," she said looking up at him.

He looked down at her confused; her brows had been furrowed when she first looked at him, but it seemed all worry left her face the moment she saw him. His confusion grew even more when he saw the corners of her mouth tilt up.

"What happened in surgery?" she asked, smiling seductively at him.

He smiled warily at her, knowing her enough to know something was wrong. "Joe died. I was finishing up and he just, died," Bones said as he thought, still trying to figure it out.

"That's too bad," Ellie cooed, standing and running her hands up his chest.

Bones looked at her startled. "What are you do-" he was cut off when she grabbed his shirt and pulled him forward, crushing his lips onto hers. "Ellie," he mumbled against her mouth, trying to push her away. She instead stepped forward, pushing him back and he was forced to sit on the edge of her desk trying to pull her hands off his shirt. "Ellie," he tried again, and she used the chance to slip her tongue in his mouth.

All other protests were muffled beneath her tongue and his eyes closed of their own accord. He had a hard time remembering anything when she placed a leg on either side of him and straddled his waist, feeling her rub against him agonizingly as she continued to kiss him. She dug her nails into his chest, clenching his shirt in her fists, slowly rolling her hips making him nearly groan.

"Dr. McCoy, Sulu is being brought to sickbay. He seems to be effected as -" Nurse Chapel stopped talking when she finally looked up to see Dr. Davis straddling Dr. McCoy's waist, seeing the shining of their tongues. "What in the world is going on?" she asked loudly, other nurses and doctors staring at the two in shock as well.

Bones turned to Nurse Chapel when Ellie did, grabbing her hips and pulling her off of him as he stood. "Sulu's showing symptoms?" he asked as he moved away from Ellie, shaking himself of the desire she'd stirred in him.

"Yes," Nurse Chapel said, staring between the two shocked. "As well as Lieutenant Kevin Riley. He just told me I had beautiful eyes."

Bones nodded before whipping around at Ellie, feeling her hands on his butt. "Stop that," he told her sharply. His eyes widened when she did no more than smile and bite her lip, looking at him with hot eyes. He turned to Nurse Chapel to see she was just as baffled as him. "Get restraints," he mouthed and she nodded before quickly walking away. "Oh dear God," he said when he felt her hands on his hips, trailing to his crotch.

He grabbed her wrists and pushed her away turning to her appalled. "If you do that again," he warned.

"Dr. McCoy," Carol said walking to him. "Sulu's here. Do you have any idea what this is?" she asked, looking curiously between McCoy who was staring shocked at Ellie and then Ellie who was looking up at him flirtatiously.

"I do not," Bones answered looking at her. "But Ellie has it."

"Really?" Carol asked looking to Ellie. "Are you sure."

Bones gave her a hard look. "Yes," he said crossly. "I am completely sure," he said the last part through grit teeth as he grabbed Ellie's wrist against, feeling it on his hip. "Cut it out," he growled though she did not more than smile, and then he turned to the men holding an unconscious and bare chested Sulu. "Put him on an examination table and restrain him." He grabbed Ellie's other wrist feeling it between his legs and he thrust her off of him. "I'm gonna knock her out," he said to Carol.

She smiled sympathetically at him before turning to Ellie. "Elenore," she said soothingly waiting for Ellie to look at her. "Perhaps you would like to sit dow- oh."

Bones stared wide eyed as Ellie kissed Carol, seeing her tongue was in the other woman's mouth. He pulled Ellie's hands from around Carol's back and he threw her in in her chair. "Sit," he ordered and she looked at him questioningly. "No," he told her firmly when she made to stand, "sit down."

She sighed grievously before leaning back, moving her legs so her skirt rode up. "Now what?" she asked, her voice dripping with lust.

Bones thought a moment of how to keep her there before Nurse Chapel returned with restraints. "We're gonna try something new," he said taking the cuffs. "Put your hands on the armrests." He snapped a cuff over one wrist and then moved to the second.

"I don't want restraints," she told him indignantly.

He looked at her with wide, irritated eyes. "Do you want me to sleep with you?" he asked gruffly, wanting very much to just sedate her.

"Yes," she answered with a smile and he sighed.

"Then put your hand on the armrest." He was relieved when she complied and he put the other cuff around her wrist, tying her to the chair.

Carol, who was still wide eyed from shock, watched as Bones grabbed the back of her chair and dragged her into a room.

"Monitor her," he told Dr. Henry Wyatt when the door whooshed closed. "Do not touch her," he warned before turning back to Carol. "I'm entirely sure she has it."

…

Bones didn't see Ellie until after they had escaped the dying planet's gravitational pull – which sent them back in time three days- after they had given the serum to all of the crewmen. It was when they had finished administering the serum, when they both retired thoroughly exhausted that he saw her again – pleased she did not try to jump him the moment she laid eyes on him.

"What all happened?" she asked when they laid down in his bed. "Nurse Chapel said it'd be best if you told me."

He sighed before facing her. "Before or after you tried to screw me on your desk?" he asked.

She turned to him startled, hoping he would start laughing only he didn't. "Did I really?" she asked warily, having a feeling the answer would be yes. She wasn't wrong.

"Mmhm," he hummed. "And you tried to vacuum Carol's tonsil's out." He chuckled lightly when he saw her face, her brows drawn together and mouth opened in shock.

"Oh God," she groaned, "that's mortifying. And entirely not funny," she said when he continued to laugh.

"Oh I'm sorry," he said trying to stop but failing. He pulled her to chest and held her, still chuckling. "Poor woman, you scarred her for life."

"Bones," she said sternly as she sat up to look at him, not seeing the humor in the situation at all.

He smirked at her. "I love you," he said running his hand along her back, watching as her eyes softened slightly. He stroked her hair when she laid her head back on his chest, glad she was okay.