A Second Chance

by Spibbles

When Anna is brutally murdered she wakes up in Bag End. Soon enough, she is whisked away on a journey to reclaim Erebor, a great dwarf kingdom. But, Anna begins to have dreams of her friends dying, before she finds them in Middle Earth the next day. Can she keep it together? And what about that infuriating dwarf king?(ThorinxOC) (FilixOC) (KilixOC) (OCxOC)

37. NO CHAPTER, JUST IDEAS OMFGOISDNFIOASDNA

OKAY I'M SORRY THIS ISN'T AN UPDATE BUT I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA OMFGAINFASOIDAHDIASD

SO LIKE, EVERYONES SITTING AROUND AFTER BOFA, AND WILLOW IS CHATTING QUIETLY WITH FILI AND SHE'S SITTING ON THIS ORC WITH A SWORD DROVE INTO IT'S HEAD. (KINDA LIKE LEGOLAS AND GIMLI AFTER HELMS DEEP BUT IDGAF) SO LEGOLAS APPROACHES THEM AND HE'S LOOKING ALL SMUG AND SHIT AND HE'S LIKE

"One hundred and forty three, I doubt any of you could do better then that."

And Willow kind of just looks at him, before she starts to smirk and she's all like. "A hundred forty three? Why, that isn't bad for a smug, heartless elvish prince."

And Fili kind of gives her this look, like 'Wtf are you talking about?'

And Willow continues and she's like "I myself, am sitting pretty on one hundred forty four."

And Fili kind of smirks, and now some of the people around them cleaning up and stuff are looking over at them. So like in LOTR, Legolas knocks an arrow and shoots it between Willow's legs, hitting the orc.

And Willow is like, "He was already dead.."

And Legolas is like, "He was twitching."

And Willow get's up, and places a hand on the hilt of the sword. "TWITCHING?! CAUSE HE'S GOT MY SWORD, EMBEDDED, IN HIS FUCKING NERVOUS SYSTEM!" And she shakes the sword causing the orc to spaz n' shit.

And everyone kind of just looks at her, before Fili quietly begins to snicker and Legolas walks off without another word.

I need help.