Hello everyone.It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood,It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood,won't you be mine?,won't you be mine? does anyone remember Mr. Rogers? He was a pimp for sure.Anyway,I'm sure everyone enjoyed seeing the newest member of Akatsuki.
After the battle in the forest and the creation of the 2nd Naruto,The original Naruto returned home to his pregnant wife.Neji and Sakura decided to give "them" a chance.
Sakura waited for Neji at the bottom of the stairs that led to her house.Sakura looked at her watch.
Sakura-- Oh where the hell is he?
Neji poofed out of smoke.
Neji-- Sorry I'm late.
Sakura-- What took you so long?
Neji-- There was some monkey working the gate into Konoha.I was just out for a day and some twit took over.
Sakura-- Oh,alright.Just don't keep me waiting again okay?
Neji-- Sure.
Neji and Sakura had been dating for about 7 months.After all this time they had gotten very close to each other.
Sakura-- So,where we headed?
Neji-- Where would you like to go?
Sakura-- I don't know.
Neji-- Come with me...
Neji grabbed her hand and motioned for her to follow him.After walking through the forest for about a hour Sakura felt tired.
Sakura-- Can't we sit down for a minute?
Neji-- No,come on it's right up here.We have to hurry or we'll miss it.
Sakura-- Come on Neji it's almost sundown.
Neji-- I know...
Neji helped her up onto a giant rocky hill.
Neji-- I found this place a month ago.No one else knows about it.
Sakura-- Knows about what?
Neji stood behind and positioned her head.
Neji-- Watch...
Sakura-- Watch what? Wow...
The sunset rained down on them.As the sun went down a large green flash filled the sky,hitting Neji and Sakura.As quickly as it came,the flash and the sun had gone down and they were surrounded by the night time.
Sakura-- That was...beautiful!
Neji-- I wanted to show you my secret spot.
Sakura-- That was awesome Neji!
Neji-- I'm glad you like it.
Sakura-- I do.
Sakura wrapped her arms around him and kissed him.
Neji-- Oooh...
Neji started kissing her back.
Sakura-- You're so...wonderful.
Neji blushed at this remark since nobody had ever called him "wonderful"
Neji-- Umm...thanks.
Sakura felt that she could trust him with anything.
Sakura-- Neji...
Neji-- Yes?
Sakura-- Can I tell you something?
Neji-- Sure.
Sakura-- IloveyouNejiHyuga.
Neji-- Huh? Slow down.
Sakura--...
Neji-- Come on,you can tell me.
Sakura-- I...love you...
Neji's eyes widened when she said it.
Neji-- You love me? You really love me?
Sakura-- Y-yes...
Neji put his arms around her.Neji inched into her ear.
Neji-- (whisper) I love you too...
Sakura-- Really?
Neji-- Yes.
Sakura just stood there.
Sakura-- What now...? I didn't really plan too far ahead of this.
Neji-- I don't know...
Neji gently brushed her hair from her face and kissed her warmly.Sakura began to kiss her back.Neji had nudged her until she stood against a tree.Neji began to run his hands up the back of her shirt.Sakura felt hesitant of what Neji might be implying.Sakura broke the kiss.
Sakura-- Neji...
Neji-- Yes?
Sakura-- Will this hurt?
Neji-- No...
Sakura-- Are you sure?
Neji-- Yes,there is a chance that you might feel alittle bit uncomfortable for a minute.
Sakura-- Just for a minute?
Neji-- Sakura,is this your...?
Sakura-- Yeah...it's my first time.
Neji-- I'll go slow okay? If you want to stop at anytime just say the word.
Sakura-- Alright.
Neji began kissing her neck.Sakura pulled him closer to her.Neji started unzipping her shirt.Sakura stood in a pink bra while she began to unfold his robe.Neji ran his fingers through her hair.
Sakura-- This feels so...good...I want this to last forever.
Sakura took his robe off of him and dropped it on the floor.Neji picked her up and layed her on the ground.
Sakura-- Only for him...
Neji began to slip off her pants and belt.Sakura unbuckled his pants.They both threw their shoes aside.Sakura layed on Neji's robe like a blanket in nothing but her bra and panties.
Neji-- Ready?
Sakura-- I wanna do this.
Neji-- Alright.
Neji began kissing up and down her neck and began to un-fasten her bra.Neji pulled it off of layed to the side.Neji started to massage her A-cup breast.
Sakura-- Sorry...they're not big.
Neji-- I don't care,I like them.
Sakura layed back as Neji began to massage the other breast with his mouth.Neji circled her nipple with his tongue.Sakura let out a small moan as he started on the other and massaging the one he left with his hand.Sakura started to feel wet in her panties as she let out a sharp moan.
Neji-- Okay...
Neji made his way down until he got to the main target.He slowly slid her underwear down and put it down with her bra.Now she was completely naked.Neji inched closer to her special spot and gently kissed it,Sakura buckled as the jolt of pleasure smacked her like a ton of bricks.Neji began going down on her,Sakura writhed and moaned as he went on.Sakura could only go on until she finally orgasmed all over his face.
Sakura-- Sorry...
Neji-- That's alright.
Neji licked up her love juices,after cleaning her up he sat up and took off his pants.
Sakura-- This is it...
Neji-- This is it...
Neji slid off his boxers showing his hardened dick.
Sakura-- I knew it...8 and a half...
Neji-- Are you ready for it?
Sakura-- Yes.
Neji-- It will sting...just for a second and then it'll feel good.
Sakura-- Alright.
Sakura reached up and wrapped her hands around a branch.Neji layed on top of her and kissed her gently as he slowly inched inside of her.
Sakura-- Just relax...
Neji felt he was almost all the way inside and so pushed in.Sakura released out a small yelp and began to crush the branch.
Sakura-- That stung alittle more than I hoped!
Neji-- You okay?
Sakura-- Yeah,I'm fine,please...keep going.
Neji-- Alright.
Neji began to push in and out and Sakura started to let out sharp gasps repeatedly.
Sakura-- This feels...wonderful.
Neji-- Here it...goes...I'm coming!Let's do it together.
Sakura-- Yes...
Sakura and Neji began grunting faster and faster until they released themselves simultaneously.
Neji&Sakura-- OOOOOOOOHHHH...
Sakura-- That was so...incredible...
Neji rolled off of her and layed to her side.
Neji-- That was...wow...
Sakura-- Yeah...
Neji-- What?
Sakura-- Can we do it...again?
Neji-- Right now?
Sakura-- Um...
Neji-- Just let me catch my breath for a sec,kay?
Sakura-- Kay'
Sakura laid back on the tree feeling the cold air.
Neji-- Oh,I forgot..here.
Neji pulled out a blanket from his pack.
Sakura-- You had a blanket this whole time?
Neji-- Forgot...
Sakura-- That's... on,Let's do it again.
Neji-- Alright...But...
Sakura-- What?
Neji pulled her on top of him.
Neji-- This time,you be on top.
Sakura-- Umm...I don't know what to do...
Neji-- So...just...experiment.
Sakura-- Okay.
Sakura saw that Neji had wore a rubber.
Sakura-- Whew! You wore a rubber? I didn't see you put it on.
Neji-- When I took your shirt off,I slipped it on.
Sakura-- Sneaky.
Neji dug in the pack and pulled out a fresh one.Sakura took it and layed down.
Sakura-- Save for a few minutes.
Sakura began to kiss his neck as he put his arms around her hips.Sakura began to nibble on his right ear.Neji let a small sound that signaled he liked it.She worked her way down until she got to his special spot.
Sakura-- Okay,I can do this.It's just like in the movies.
Sakura held and hesitantly put the head in her mouth for a quick second.Neji gasped which signaled that he liked it.Sakura held it for a few seconds.
Neji-- If you don't want to,you don't have to.
Sakura-- No,I wanna do this because I love you.
Sakura put her head down and put as much as she could fit in her mouth.Neji was in total ecstasy.
Sakura-- This isn't so bad.I don't know why people make a big deal.
Sakura began to massage it with her tongue.She began to wrap her tongue around the head and tickled it.
Neji-- Sakura...I'm coming!
Neji blew his load in her mouth.
Sakura-- Wow...I didn't know it would be so...salty.
Sakura swallowed it all and then re-took her perch on top of him.
Sakura-- Coulda warned me alittle quicker,I almost choked.
Neji-- Sorry.
Sakura-- Don't worry about it.
Sakura positioned herself over his dick and slipped on the rubber and sat on it.
Sakura-- Wow!,It feels twice as good this way,I have to get on top more often.
Sakura began to rock her hips up and down and making a circular motion every few times.
Neji-- Uhh...Uhhh...UUhhh...
Sakura began to feel his body buckling and hers as well.
Sakura-- Let's cum together.
Neji-- Okay!
Neji tried to hold it back.
Sakura-- Ready? 1...2...3!
Neji and Sakura released themselves at the same time with a scream of pleasure.Sakura fell to his side.
Sakura-- Wow...
Neji-- Wow...
Sakura-- I'm exhausted.
Neji-- Me too...
Sakura-- Let's just go to sleep...
Neji-- Okay...
Sakura snuggled with Neji and fell asleep.The next morning they walked down and washed off in a small creek.After they were clean they walked back to the village hand-in-hand.
Sakura-- Neji?
Neji-- Yes love?
Sakura-- I don't want to make love anymore until we're married okay?
Neji-- Alright.
Sakura-- Thank you.
2 months later.
Naruto-- Hey babe,how you doing?
Hinata-- I'm the size of a blimp what do you think?
Naruto--Umm...
Hinata-- Just shut the hell up and get me some ribs and ramen,I'm starving.
Naruto--She just ate a hour ago.My god I had no idea a pregnant woman had to eat this much.
Hinata-- I'm waiting!
Naruto-- Ah,um,right away dear!
Naruto ran out the door.
Naruto-- She's also mean as hell.I'm not so sure another baby is a good idea after this.
Naruto got to Ichiraku's place.
Naruto-- Sup' old man?
Old Man Ichiraku-- Hello Naruto,what can I get you today?
Naruto-- Know what? Just get me one of everything okay?
Old Man Ichiraku-- Jeez,your gonna eat all of that?
Naruto-- Nope,I'm not getting a nibble,this is all for my wife.
Old Man Ichiraku-- She still hasn't had the baby yet?
Naruto-- No,the little bundle of joy will be here in...oh,2 or 3 days.
Old Man Ichiraku-- You'll make it.
After waiting for a almost half a hour Ichiraku ringed up the order.Ichiraku handed him the bundle of heating bags of food.
Naruto-- Thanks,pops...
Old Man Ichiraku-- Stop calling me that!
Naruto teleported away.
Old Man Ichiraku-- He'll be a good dad.
Naruto ran home but stopped when he ran into Sakura and Neji.
Naruto-- Hey guys.
Sakura-- He's the guy,I'm the girl.
Naruto-- Oh...
Neji-- What are you doing Naruto?
Naruto-- Taking nourishment to the boss lady.
Sakura-- She does eat alot.
Neji-- Yep.
Naruto-- By the end of the week everything will be fine.I will have a baby,Hinata won't eat her weight anymore and I can have some peace and quiet.
Neji-- Good.
Naruto-- How are you 2 doing?
Sakura-- We're doing great!
Sakura kissed Neji.
Neji-- Easy now...
Neji stroked her ass.
Sakura-- You take it easy.I swear,he can't keep his hands off me.
Neji-- I can't help it!
Sakura-- Well do it cuz' we're not doing it again until we get married.
Neji-- Not the "M" word please...!
Sakura-- Sorry,come on honey...see ya later Naruto!
Neji and Sakura walked off.
Naruto-- Wow...they sure don't mind having their intimate life in the open.
Naruto walked off and he got to apartment a minute later.
Naruto-- Honey! I got the food! Hinata? Hinata!!!
Hinata was on the floor in a large puddle of water.
Hinata-- My water broke...Naruto...It's time!!
Naruto-- FUCK!
Naruto picked her up and used the Kyuubi's speed to get her to the hospital.Naruto ran up the desk.
Secretary-- Yes? What seems to be the problem?
Naruto-- MY WIFE IS HAVING A BABY,WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK!?
Nurses ran from the rooms surrounding them and put her in a wheelchair and ran her ASAP into the delivery room.Naruto dropped his ass on the floor.The secretary from before walked up to him.
Naruto-- Umm...miss? I apologize for screaming at you.
Secretary-- That's alright young man.Please follow me to the waiting room.
Naruto got up and followed the woman into a large waiting room that had a coffee and soda machine and some recliners and a TV.
Secretary-- Please wait here until your wife have delivered.
Naruto-- Umm...okay...
Naruto sat down next to man who wasn't much older than him,4 or 5 years at least.
Naruto-- Hello.
Man-- Hello,baby?
Naruto-- First one.
Man-- This is my second time in this room.
Naruto-- Congratulations.
Man-- Sorry we haven't been properly introduced.My name is Hao Kamata.
Naruto shook his hand.
Naruto-- I am Naruto Uzumaki.
Hao-- Nice to meet you Naruto.
Naruto-- You too,Hao.
Hao-- So,how long has your wife been in the delivery room?
Naruto-- About 20 minutes.
Hao-- Mine's been in there for 23 hours.
Naruto-- 23 hours?
Hao-- Yeah,A woman can be in labor for 40 hours or 40 seconds,you never know.
Naruto-- Man,I think I'm gonna be waiting for a while.
Hao-- Yep!
Naruto-- Yep!
Hao-- Come on new dad,let me get you a cup of coffee.
Naruto-- Thanks.
Hao got up and went to coffee machine and brought back 2 coffee cups.
Hao-- Here you go...
Naruto-- Thanks!
Naruto took the cup and took a swig.
Naruto-- Ahhh...I needed the caffeine! The past week,my wife has been waking me up at 4 in the morning to get her some Mc'Donalds.
Hao-- Mine is more of a Burger King lady.
Naruto-- Burger King,Mc'Donalds either way,buying half the menu is a pretty big owie to our wallets!
They both started laughing.
Hao-- So...who are you shooting for?
Naruto-- Shooting for?
Hao-- Do you want a boy or a girl?
Naruto-- I don't know,I guess I'll be really happy with either.
Hao-- I'm shooting for a boy.Last time,my wife gave me twin girls.
Naruto-- Lucky.
Hao-- Yeah...but you can't play shuriken tag with your daughters
Naruto laughed.
Naruto-- Wow I haven't played Shuriken Tag in years.
Hao-- How old are you Naruto?
Naruto-- 19
Hao-- You're pretty young to be a parent...
Naruto-- I know but I can handle it.I have faced ALOT worse.
Hao-- So is the life of a shinobi.
Naruto-- You're a shinobi,Hao?
Hao-- I used to be a jonin but I retired after my wife told me she was pregnant.I didn't want to jeopardize my baby's life.
Naruto-- Wow...
Hao-- Will you retire from being a ninja?
Naruto-- No...not for long time.Even if I did it would torment me until I went back.I am needed you know? I not only have to protect my family but I have to protect the people that are close me.
Hao-- What a rational way of looking at it.I hope you have good fortune it being a parent...Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto-- You too...Hao Kamata.
A nurse walked into the room.
Nurse-- Mr. Kamata?
Hao-- Yes?
Nurse-- Your wife is fine and so is your son.
Hao-- My son? I have a boy?
Nurse-- Yes.
Hao-- WHOOHOO!!
Hao hugged the nurse and started spinning her around.
Naruto-- HAO,CALM DOWN!
Hao-- Oh...sorry...hehe...
Hao put the nurse down,she had swirling eyes.
Nurse-- G-go r-r-right in!
Hao left the room.
Naruto-- Lucky son of a bitch.
Naruto finished his coffee and began pacing back and forth.After about 15 hours,Naruto went to sleep.When Naruto woke up he looked at the clock.
Naruto-- 27 hours...
Naruto began pacing back and forth.After an hour he began playing the Xbox 360 that was in the lounge.
Naruto-- I hope she's okay...
Naruto shot down the soldiers that were running through the heliport entrance.
Naruto-- I wish they had a different game other than F.E.A.R and Gears Of War.
It had been over 7 hours and Naruto had beaten all the difficulty setting on F.E.A.R and started playing Gears Of War.Another 10 hours went by and Naruto was halfway through Insane.
Naruto-- 44 hours...I wish someone would tell me she is okay...
A nurse walked in with a clipboard.
Nurse-- Naruto Uzumaki?
Naruto put down the controller and ran to her.
Naruto-- Yeah?
Nurse-- I have good news,your wife is perfectly fine and resting.
Naruto-- And the baby?
The nurse put a cigar in his mouth.
Nurse-- You're the father of a beautiful healthy boy!
Naruto-- YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Nurse-- Here we go again...
The nurse raised her arms in preparation as Naruto began slinging her around.
Naruto-- YES,YES,YES!
Nurse-- Please...enough!
Naruto-- Sorry...
Naruto put her down.After the Nurse had picked up her stomach she led him to her room.
Naruto-- Honey?
Hinata was sound asleep with tubes protruding from her mouth.Naruto gently stroked her face with his hand.Naruto turned and saw a glass case with something small and moving.
Naruto-- Hello little one.
The baby cooed and grabbed a lock of his hair.
Naruto-- Playful little thing.
Nurse-- Any ideas for a name?
Naruto-- Can I have a minute please?
Nurse-- Oh sure,of course...
The nurse walked out of the room,closing the door behind her.
Naruto-- My son...
Naruto put the baby close to his chest and hugged it.Hinata stirred and opened her weary eyes.
Hinata-- Naruto...?
Naruto-- Hey honey,I got a special visitor for you...
Hinata-- That's my...?
Naruto-- Our son.
Hinata held him in her arms.
Hinata-- "Our son" Naruto...he has your eyes.Wow he looks just like you.
Naruto-- Wow...I gotta say...we make a good baby! Good teamwork!
Hinata-- Oh...please don't make me laugh...
Naruto-- Sorry...
Hinata handed him the baby.
Naruto-- Can I name him?
Hinata-- Yeah?
Naruto-- Can I name him after me?
Hinata-- Umm...Hmm...
Naruto-- Hinata?
Hinata-- I was just playing...let's name him Naruto J.R
Naruto-- "Naruto J.R." Hello Junior...
The baby smiled and cooed again as it motioned torward Hinata.The nurse walked in again.
Nurse-- Welcome back mom.
Hinata-- "Mom" I'm a mommy.
Naruto-- Hey,I'm a daddy,don't forget me!
Hinata-- I won't forget you.
Nurse-- Ready to try breast feeding now?
Hinata-- Alright.
Hinata unbuttoned her gown and pulled out on her breast.The baby began to suck on it.
Naruto-- I'll wait outside.
Hinata-- Oh,You've seen every inch of me,stop being a baby...that's his job.
After 10 minutes or so the baby finished and she put it back in her gown.Hinata wiped his mouth.
Hinata-- When can we go home?
Nurse-- After we examine Naruto J.R. and rehabilitate...you can leave in about a week or so...
Hinata-- A week?
Nurse-- Yes,after a woman gives birth for the first time she might have some trouble walking again so your body has to adapt again to walking.
Hinata-- Logical.
Naruto-- Just a week...no big deal.Can I stay here in the meantime?
Nurse-- Sorry sir,we have no beds left.
Naruto-- Then I'll sleep in a chair.
Nurse-- You're not allowed to sleep in a chair.It's policy...I'm sorry I can't let you sleep here.
Naruto-- HMM!...alright,I'll go home.Hinata,I'll see you in the morning.
Hinata-- Bye...Say "by" Junior
The baby waved as Naruto walked out.As Naruto was walking home Ino and TenTen showed up.
Ino-- Is it true? Hinata delivered?
Naruto-- Yeah,we got a little boy.
Ino-- Oh wow!
Ino hugged Naruto.
Ino-- Congratulations!
Naruto-- Thanks.I was heading home now.I'm exhausted.
Ino-- Alright see ya.
TenTen-- Yeah,bye!
Naruto-- Alright.
Naruto walked into his home and walked past the baby's room and laid down on the bed and fell asleep.
Elsewhere...
2nd Naruto-- So are we finished?
Itachi got up.
Itachi-- Yes,your training is finished.
The 2nd Naruto dropped to the floor.
Itachi-- What's up with you?
2nd Naruto-- The other me,he must be extremely exhausted if it affects me from this far.
Itachi-- What do you mean?
2nd Naruto-- I can...sometimes...feel the other me's emotions.About a hour ago he was very happy.
Itachi-- Happy?
2nd Naruto-- Apparently...his baby was just born.
Itachi-- Wow...Hmm...come on...
Itachi led him to the base.
Itachi-- Pain?
Pain-- Yes?
Itachi-- Uzumaki's baby was just born.
Pain-- Alright...
Itachi-- What are your plans regarding the fox child?
Pain-- Just in case Naruto becomes impossible for us to achieve...we will capture his child as a last effort.
Itachi-- You mean if Naruto dies?
Pain-- Yes...but I have no doubt the Kyuubi itself also had a offspring instilled into the baby.
2nd Naruto-- A baby Kyuubi?
Pain-- Hmm...yes...a baby Kyuubi.
2nd Naruto-- Sounds kinda cute.
Pain rolled his eyes.
Pain-- You 2 can leave now.
Itachi and the 2nd Naruto left.Tobi appeared with the Rinne-Blade on his back.
Tobi-- What now?
Pain-- I don't know Tobi...
Tobi-- I am getting tired of being called that.When it just you and me,call me by my real name.
Pain-- Alright...Madara.
Madara-- Good...
Pain-- Are you gonna attack the Uzumaki child or his father?
Madara-- They don't concern me.
Pain-- Then what will you do?
Madara-- I have been monitoring the other Uchiha...Sasuke.
Pain-- What do you want with him?
Madara-- He is more likely to carry on my legacy than Itachi.He is too self-centered.Sasuke at least has some sense of kindness and generosity.
Pain-- I suppose so...
Madara opened the window.
Pain-- Where are you going?
Madara-- I think Sasuke would like to know of this...baby Kyuubi.
Madara teleported away after jumping from the window.
Elsewhere...
Suigetsu-- Aren't we there yet?
Sasuke-- Quit complaining
Karin-- It is so hot...maybe now is my chance to seduce Sasuke.
Karin walked next to him and slowly unzipped her shirt down to her bra.Sasuke noticed out of the corner of his eye.
Sasuke--...Karin?
Karin--Yes Sasuke?
Sasuke-- Please zip up your shirt.
Karin-- Okay...
Suigetsu-- Hopeless stooge.
Jugo-- Is this a everyday thing?
A large explosion of smoke went off.
Sasuke-- What..?
Tobi-- Hello Sasuke...
Sasuke-- Who are you and how do know my name?
Sasuke saw that he was wearing a Akatsuki cloak so he readied for a battle.
Sasuke-- What do you want?
Tobi-- Just relaying some news...
Sasuke-- What is it?
Tobi-- Your old friend,Naruto Uzumaki...just had a baby,a baby boy if I remember.
Sasuke-- Naruto is a parent?
Tobi-- Yep...buh-bye now...
Sasuke threw a kunai.Tobi smashed them down with his chakra.Tobi began to talk in Madara's voice.
Tobi-- Do not test me...
Sasuke-- N-No It can't be!
Sasuke saw the Sharingan showing from the hole in the mask.
Sasuke-- You're an Uchiha!?
Tobi--You and Itachi are not the only ones...hehe.
Tobi dissapeared in a cloud of smoke.
Suigetsu-- What now huh?
Sasuke-- We find that guy and interrogate him. Naruto is...a parent?
That's the delivery chapter everyone.I didn't plan to put in the lemon though,that was a last-minute thing.I hope everyone stays tuned for the next chapter.As for Naruhina Forever...you are my biggest and favorite groupie I love your comments.