"Death...BY SNU-SNU!"

Hideyoshi, Kenshin, and Haru were tied to wooden posts. Assembled before them was a large group of female barbarians. The barbarians were scantily clad in animal skins, displaying a lot of flesh. Some girls were slender, some were muscular, and some looked like supermodels.

"How did we end up here?" Kenshin wondered out loud. When he came to, he found himself chained to the wall.

"You got drunk and you said some things that offended our hosts," Hideyoshi reminded. "Sexist things."

"Look, buddy. I can't be held responsible for every little thing I say when I'm drunk," Kenshin defended. "Really, my mouth has a mind of its own."

"That's your excuse for everything!"

"Guys, the Queen's here, and she does not look happy," Haru informed them.

The Queen of the Female Barbarians was very beautiful, with olive skin. Like the rest of her tribe, she was scantily clad. She wore a furry bikini with a necklace made of sharp teeth and she also had scars on her arms and legs. She wore a headdress made of large and colorful feathers and a cape that was made from the skin of a tiger.

"My tribe! These men have been found guilty of disrespecting us and our way of life!" the queen announced. "They must be punished."

Hideyoshi did not want to die, so he tried his best to explain away what happened.

"Excuse me, Your Majesty. This is just a very silly misunderstand. My friend cannot keep his mouth shut when he's drunk so if you could just let us go-"

"SILENCE!"

"Ah! Yes, ma'am!"

The Barbarian Queen continued.

"As it is our custom, the men will be punished by providing us with something of value. They will give us their seed so we may give birth to a new generation!"

The female barbarians cheered as the three men caught the queen's meaning.

"Wait, what did she say?" Kenshin asked Hideyoshi. "Did she just said what I think she just said."

"I'm afraid so, Kenshin," Hideyoshi answered.

"We're their stud horses," Haru gulped.

"DEATH...BY MATING!" the queen roared.

The barbarians females cheered.

"Now, the one known as Hiyoshi will mate with the big women!" the queen declared and Hideyoshi saw the big women. They were the women who were muscular but not at all unattractive. They had large breasts too. Still, they could break his spine with a hug.

He gulped.

The queen continued.

"Next, the one known as Kenshin will mate with the petite women!"

The queen was referring to the slender members of her tribe. They may not have very large breasts, but they were pretty cute in Kenshin's eyes.

The Queen concluded.

"And finally, Haru, who is deemed the most attractive of the men will mate with the most beautiful women in our tribe." The queen gave Haru a sultry look and a wink. He grinned back nervously. "Then the big women! Then the petite women! Then the big women again! And finally back to the beautiful women!"

"Excuse me, but I have a girlfriend!" Hideyoshi protested.

"And I'm married!" Haru added.

"Dudes, I don't think they care. Also, I don't think Yue and Ensho will mind so much," Kenshin told him.

"Kenshin, we are going to die!" Hideyoshi cried out.

"And you don't know my wife. She claimed my dick since day one," Haru added.

"Yeah, but what a way to go. You know, I've once dreamed of dying while having sex with a bunch of beautiful women. Now that dream is going to come true!" Kenshin smiled.

"You seriously dreamt about dying in the middle of sex?" Haru questioned.

"Dude, I'm a guy. I've always hoped I could die while having sex with a hot babe," Kenshin replied with a smooth grin.

"I don't think I'll survive long enough to enjoy anything!" Hideyoshi yelled in horror. The big women were going to ride him until his pelvis was crushed. He was not made for something like that.

"I sure hope we survive this," said Haru solemnly. "If we don't, I want to say that it's been an honor knowing you."

"Thanks, man. You too," Kenshin returned.

"I was talking to Hideyoshi."

"NOW, LET THE MATING BEGIN!" the queen commanded.

"WOOOHOOOOO! THIS IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE!" Kenshin howled joyfully.

"Kenshin, I swear, if we die here, when we get reincarnated I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you myself!" Hideyoshi vowed furiously.

"I REGRET NOTHING!"

Eventually, Ensho and Kosonsan found them. The three boys had to rest in bed for weeks to recover from their ordeal.

"Worth it!"

"Shut up, Kenshin!"