IMSOSOSSOSOSORRY4NOTUPDATING! I've had things going on and I got into a France trip so I honestly forgot! Again sorry! CF! (I now need to hide in the bunker so the others don't come and kill me! D: )
Beta asks:
To: Vincent
Heyyyy, can I join the party, im good at this kind of stuff, im getting a career in manslaughter. Yeah, pretty much every time, these men in black suits and this car that says "police" spectate me, and give me the silver medal! They do that every time, they say "your under arrest"
Vincent: ok and cool
Beta says:
To: Guest
sorry I accidentally hit submit. but the point is, you cant always judge someone by their past actions, I mean I think your a cool, decent dude that is too conclusive, not the best set of skills but, this is just recent activity, you could be totally different. actually I don't even know why your trying to make me look bad, I did nothing wrong to u, so why do you do it to me? Just, in the future, don't judge people by their first action, you will learn more about them this way.
You know who I am.
Beta says:
To: Guest (you really need a name man)
Dude, if you think im a bitch, I just want to know why you hate me. Me and the author, ar not so different, of course she has a wild energy that I will never understand, but other than that. If you truly knew how it would feel to be bullied, then we feel you, but we should be bitching about it like little bitch, KIDS. (sorry) on the playground, we should be together (not in a gay way you know), I mean I did a failed attempt at a song, I said it multiple times, eventually it did work (embarrassing me in the process) so now the author
I really shouldn't but in but I think I might make myself one of those online social ppl! It could happen?!
Beta chapter asks:
To: All pycopathical characters
What if all psycopaths are just misunderstood people who are thought to be ruthless monsters.
You know who I am.
All phycopaths: AGREED!
Beta asks:
To: The Marionette
Hey I think I found out who your counterpart is, jigsaw!
If you don't know who jigsaw is, you NEED to watch saw. Also I dare puppet pete (mari) to reunite or at least find out who jigsaw is by the internet.
As Always, Beta is not responsible if you have a heart attack while watching the content listed above.
Marion: no. just no. I have seen that and it has scared me for life!
Beta asks:
To: Everyone
Hey, random question, whats everyones favorite color
Comet, Vice, Bonnie and Sasha: purple
Sammi: teal
Ocean and Bon-bon: blue
Foxy : red
Wolfi and Sliv: silver
Goldie and Sal: Gold
All freddys: Brown
Chia and Chica: Yellow
Mangle: White
Mike: amber
Crystalis: ANYTHING shiny
Also, I dare the old animatronics to prank the new ones as hard as they can, 100 percent effort, failure is not acceptable, if you don't succeed, the Marionette will make sure you try harder the next time.
Spring trap (spring bonnie), the phantom animatronics, the marionette, golden freddy, the securiuty gaurds, comet, and other ocs: watch the "fireworks"
Everyone exept toys: YOU'RE ON!
[Sal, Saddy, Sasha, Marion, Goldie, Comet and the others record this all]
[Foxy POV]
Charge phone completely
Put cannon noise on loop
Set off clock
Let the show begin
5 mins later…
BOOM
Mangle:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
[Freddy]
Goes invis near Fred's weight scale
Has phone to play a random thing
Let the show begin
5 mins later…
PHONE: the limit of people has exeded. Please only let one person on at a time
Fredrick: *gets frying pan from nowhere* BANG*
Freddy: HAHAHAHA!
[Chica]
Hide all pizza ingrediants and cupcake
Let it begin
5 mins later…
Chia: NOOOOOO! EVERYTHING I KNOW AND LOVE'S GONE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Chica *thinking* : SHIT! The bitch don't love me!
[Bonnie]
Simply hide all the makeup in the hose and instrements
Seconds later…
Bon-bon: MY MAKEUP! MY GUITAR! MY SISTERS?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Beta says:
To: Guest
Dude, if you did not realize it before, me and the author are cool now. I never wanted to be the center of attention, in fact it disgusts me to see that people are famous just because they look pretty. Now I dont want to have the same relationship with dragonspinner, with you. Im trying to get MORE friends. I don't hate anyone, but imstarting to not like you for being like dragonspinner, but he has changed, so im cool with him. You need to be tolerant to the people around you are your not going to have any friends. Okay? Reply if you understand
As Always, Beta is not reaponsible for any injuries to person or property if provoked. Thank you and stay safe around Beta.
Beta notes:
To: CF
Just a reminder, the phone guy is NOT the purple guy. Why? Very simple, we all know that the purple guy died in fnaf 3, when the spirits killed him. The phone guy dies in fnaf 1, as you can cleary hear him get killed by freddy. Phone guy died in 1993, and Purple guy died 2023. Just wanted to clear that up so no future mistakes are made in this fanfic.
As Always, Beta
He could have faked his death! HA! And he could posess the springtrap from that universe! HA HA HA HA.
Guest says
hey look beta is just a lil fucking bitch who want to be noticed and in the center of it all don't pay him any mind and if you put this message in the next chapter good and if he trys to say something about you just don't read his stupid commet about your story...I know your pain of being bullied I got bullied a lot to I feel you.. :D have a awesome life! :D
yep. Ok so pm me ya problems guys. I'm on it like a car bonnet!
Aipocanrocinu says
XD i didn't get what the smurfs reference was until i realized gargamel says that to his cat asmerele when he does something to him/her i don't know
When he gets squished or lobbed in a portal!
dragonspinner35 asks and dares:
dares:
comet to play the impossible game.
Comet: no last time, I was locked away and we had A LOT of broken things.
i want everyone to swap marriges for one chapter
EVERYONE: NEVER!
questions:
freddy: have you ever forgot your anniversary.
Freddy: NOPE! Next month and a week away!
BB: have you thought about making balloon animals.
BB: yes but they didn't work well
everyone:what is your wepon of choice for zombie apocalypse.
All: NUKES!
golden:what are the types of dance can you do in which i challenge you to dance off.
Goldie: Free style, slow and ballroom and no.
Vincent the Fabulous A*** you are a poor excuse for a villain heck even Springtrap looks like it doesn't want to have you. By the way do you know what's ten times scarier then you? Teletubbies and Barney the Dinosaur, that's right I went there. I told Chica and Toy Chica's sister Chicum that you love calling her sisters ducks and she's heading over to you to beat you up and cram you into something worse then Springtrap the purple Teletubbie and you won't be able to possess it, and your suit still sucks!
ME and Comet: AGREED!
Vincent: ok I hate everything now.
Freddy I already asked Marionette this but I want to know from you what you think about the 'kids' show called 'Are You Afraid of the Dark?' Oh by kids I mean five to seven year olds. Watch 'The Tale of the Dead Man's Float' and a few others to see what I'm talking about.
Freddy: don't mind but I will never show Tavi that.
Octavia: what dad? I heard my name?
Freddy: nothing Tavi.
Octavia: ok! Oh and have you seen "Are you afraid of the dark?" It's well cool!
Freddy: …
Octavia: take that as a yes. *walks off*
Chica and Toy Chica how long have you had those cupcakes? I hope you don't mind me making a platinum sister for you.
Chia and Chica: a few years and NAH! We need a new sis.
Bonnie how come you don't have eyebrows?
Bonnie: yankee candles…
Foxy is your hook removable? Cause Silvex wants to give you a golden hook
Foxy: ye and ok.
Toy Freddy why are more terrifying then Freddy?
All freddys and Comet stand in the door: GAY!
Fredrick: *Pan again*
Mangle do you think that it would have been a wise idea for children to mess you up?
Mangle: *Still tramitised from prank* …
Ok! That went well… 1502 words… SHIT MOTHER FUCKERS! Oh yea. If I can get to 30 faves, I'll start ANOTHER new story! And I'm doing PM counciling to! You know the drill. BYE!