Declaimer copyright I don't own Loud House.

The story begins with Lincoln waking up.

Lincoln yawns, and looks to the readers, "Ooh, the sweet sound of silence. That never happens on a Saturday. I must be the first one up." He notices the time, "Wait a minute! 10:00 AM? How could it be this quiet this late?" He opens the door as he puts his clothes on. He notices the upstairs hallway is all wrecked, "Uh, hello?" Suddenly, a strange noise is heard coming from Lola and Lana's room, "Hey guys!" The twins come out of their room as they look sick, and they look like zombies.

Lincoln laughs nervously and walks back to Lori, "Oof! Lori, I think something's wrong with the..." Lori looks sick and there were flies around her. Lincoln screams. There is a sick Lynn as well. He tries to back away and tries to open Lisa and Lily's bedroom door. Lisa opens the door, and she pulls Lincoln inside as he screams, with Luna and Luan holding him, "What the?"

Luna quick look at Lincoln, "He looks okay, but we better check him."

Leni checks him with a temperature scanner "986 degrees? He's good. Let him go."

Lincoln dusts himself off, "Will someone please tell me what the heck is going on?!"

Lisa grabs Lincoln by the front of his shirt, "Haven't you heard? This morning our house became infested with an acute, febrile, contagious virus. Or, as it's known on the street the flu."

Lincoln to the readers, "With 13 Louds packed into 1200 square feet, when someone gets sick, it spreads like the plague. We're not just talking flu, we're talking...a zombie apocalypse!"

Lisa lets go of his shirt, "The first virus sighting was in Lori's room."

An old time movie reel complete with countdown starts with Rita checking Lori's temperature with the scanner, "You have got a fever, young lady. You need to get right back in bed."

Lori sneezes and her mucus gets all over Lynn's basketball. Lynn picks it up, spins it on her fingers, gets Lori's germs on her, sneezes, and catches the flu. As she groans, she goes down to the kitchen and drinks orange juice straight from the carton.

Lana walks into and passes Lynn walk out, "Morning." Lana pours a glass of juice into a glass, drinks it as it contains Lynn's bacteria screaming as it goes down her throat. This causes her to get sick and drink the rest from the carton.

Lola sees Lana, "MOM! LANA'S DRINKING FROM THE CARTON!" Lana coughs on her. "AND NOW SHE'S COUGHING ON MEeeeeee..." Lola gets sick too and moans.

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Lisa looks at Lincoln, "Okay, the only survivors are you, me, Leni, Luan, Luna, and Lucy."

The group is shown altogether.

Lincoln starts panicking, "Wait! Lucy's infected!"

Lucy shook her head, "Incorrect. I always look like this."

Lisa looks around the room, "If we wanna live to see another day, I suggest we initiate escape protocol ASAP."

Lincoln nods, "I'm on it." He gets his radio and calls Jonathan, "Healthy Loud to Safe Haven. We've got a level four outbreak."

Jonathan chokes on his hot pocket, "The flu?! Lincoln, give it to me straight. How many surivors?"

Lincoln sighs, "Six..."

Jonathan gasps and laments, "WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!" He calms down quickly, "Sorry. I know we can't afford the luxury of grief right now." He takes breath, "I have everything ready. Cot, medical supplies, and my patented heal meals. Now I need the six of you to follow my instructions very carefully."

Luan sneezes cause all eyes on her. "Make that five." Lincoln said.

Luan puts here hands in front of her, "Guys, no! It's snot what you think!" She laughs and then turns sick and groans.

Lisa points at Luan in fear, "She's infected! Get her out!"

They shove the infected Luan out the door on a play shopping cart.

Leni give a worried look, "Guys, don't you think we should take care of the sick? After all, they're still our family."

Luna shook her head, "No, dude. It's too late for them, but not for us."

Jonathan though the walkie talkie, "Lincoln get the women to my room, Lisa get the weapons ready!"

Lisa nods, "Understood! I would be foolish to just go out there with our proverbial keisters hanging out." She presses a button that opens up her and Lily's closet equipped with water guns, grabs one, and fills it with some kind of substance. "So In case we're attacked, this concoction will slow down the infected." She blasts Lincoln.

Lincoln tasting the concoction, "Tastes like chicken soup."

Lisa hands gun to him, "That's because it is chicken soup."

Lucy, Lisa, and Luna each grab one of the remaining guns. Lisa gets more soup and puts on a headband. The remaining five are ready to take the fight.

Leni looks worried, "Um...I don't know if this is-"

Lincoln cocks his gun, "Everyone, out of the house! Let's move."

Lisa cocks her gun, "LOCK AND LOAD, PEOPLE!" Her siblings follow suit.

Lincoln looks around and gives the clear signal and they move into the hall, "Look sharp. They can be anywhere."

They move onward and Luna signals them to stop. Luan's unicycle comes rolling out of her room and onto the floor. Just then, Lincoln spots something, "Luna! Three o'clock!" The infected Luan is coming toward them and Luna shoots some chicken soup into her mouth, causing Luan to fall over. "Lisa! Six o'clock!"

The contaminated Lola is approaching in her car.

Lisa takes aim, "EAT HOT SOUP!" She shoots it in Lola's mouth, causing her to crash while distracted by the taste.

Lincoln notices another one, "Leni! Nine o'clock!"

Leni puts her hand on her hips, "Lincoln, make up your mind. What time is it?" Unbeknownst to her, the contagious Lori approaches her.

Lincoln panicked, "No, behind you!"

Leni gasps at the sight of Lori and pulls out a tissue, "Want a tissue?"

Lincoln rams Lori back into her room.

Leni gasp, "Lincoln, where is your heart?"

Lincoln frowns at Leni, "Where is your brain? We're trying to stay alive here!"

The Luan and Lola zombies trap Luna she starts panicking, "Dudes! Help!"

Lincoln lets out a cry to battle and blasts Luan and Lola who cough all over Luna before being hit by the soup. It turns out Lincoln was too late to save Luna, for she has become infected, "EVACUATE!"

The remaining four head for the stairs, but Lana is coming for them. The Luan and Lola zombies get right back up now accompanied by Luna and the Lynn zombie is also coming from the other side, trapping the survivors.

Jonathan through the waikie talkie, "Blend in Loud. You've seen a million zombie movies. Thriller your way to your room." Lincoln suddenly starts doing a zombie impression.

Lucy looks at Lincoln, "Whoa. Lincoln's one of them now."

Lisa frowns, "In that case..." She cocks her gun.

Lincoln starts whispering, "Hold your fire! I'm just trying to blend in. Come on. It's our ticket to freedom."

The others follow suit and they escape toward Lincoln's room.

Leni looks to the sick Louds, "Aw...they sound so sick. Do you guys need a cough drop?" She gets out a bag of them.

The other three grab her and they all get to Lincoln's room.

Lincoln glares at Leni, "Leni, you're putting the squad in jeopardy and I won't have it! Wait. Where's Lucy?" He looks out door to see the twins and Lori munching on something, thinking the worst has happened to Lucy, "Dang it! We lost another one. She was so young." He gets out the radio, "Healthy Loud to Safe Haven. We're down to three survivors."

Jonathan is putting on a army uniform, "Sorry to hear it, Healthy Loud. Everything's set on this end. Now slide down the emergency slide and make a mad dash to my room."

Lincoln nods, "Affirmative. And hey, Safe Haven, thanks." He signs off, "We're tasting freedom in three, two, one!"

Lincoln actives the emergency slide and Lincoln and Lisa slide down and run like chickens without their heads to the garage. They burst in and lock the door behind them.

Lisa smiles and takes a deep breath, "Ah sweet freedom! In your non existing face you acute, febrile, contagious virus, kiss my keister!"

The two boys look at Lisa before she coughs of embarrassment, "I apologize for my lack of composer."

Jonathan smiles, it's ok I love it when you act like a kid."

Lincoln nods in agreement before notices something, "Um where's Leni she was right behide us!"

Lisa sighs, "She must of stayed behide to assist our infected siblings. The sweet kindhearted fool."

Jonathan grabbed his own custom gun, "You two stay here were it's safe."

Lincoln grabs Jonathan's arm, "Don't go JV you'll get sick in a matter of seconds!"

Jonathan pulls Lincoln off of him, "Don't worry about me bro it takes a lot to get me sick besides I have to save my girl or get sick trying." He cocks his gun and puts on a surgical mask over his bag mask. He walks out the door and hears the door lock from behind him.

He dashes to the Loud's front door and opens the door as he opens the door, he discovers that now Charles, Cliff, Walt, Geo and Scooby are contaminated as well, "AAAHH! THE VIRUS HAS JUMPED SPECIES!" He throws a bomb that lands in front of the pets it goes off spraying the pets with mist that puts them to sleep.

Jonathan looks at the poor sick animals, "I make this flu pay for what it's done guys especially to you Scoob." He heads to the kitchen to find Leni. After entering the Kitchen he looks around, "Why did does she have to be so caring? If it were me I would chilling in my room right now."

Suddenly Lynn and Lola show up charging at him, 'Great now they run. Nothing is ever easy.' He pulls out vitamin chewies and throws them into the girls mouth stoping them in their tracks. Johnny then quickly and quietly tiptoes to the living were he walks backwards into Rita's room. Jonathan shuts the door the moment he's in, "Mama Loud, the house is infected. We need to get out you out through your window."

However, Rita turns around and shows green eyes just like the others, meaning she's one of them now.

Jonathan gasped, "Not you too Rita!"

Rita gets up and limps toward Jonathan her night wear comes undone a bit and shows off her womenly figure, "H-honey your alive...I thought y..ou died?"

Jonathan got confused and blushed at the hot mom in front of him, 'She thinks I'm Lynn? Dang it! A hot mom hits on me and I'm in a relationship! Oh well." He aims his gun, "Mama Loud, I hate to do this, but-" He tries to fire only to get the nozzle clogged, "Agh! Noodle jam! Why did you have to use chunky style Lisa?"

Rita then takes Jonathan and lays on him, "L-ynn I've been so...lonely I need a m-man... in my life to fill th...e void."

Jonathan tried to push her off, but more of her night wear came undone making her even hotter, "Why must God torment me so?!"

Just then, Lucy opens the door and see the two.

Jonathan screams like a girl, "AAAHH! Lucy this isn't what it looks like!"

Lucy shoot her mom and with soup and the mother was falls asleep, "No need to explain our mom's lost her way per happens she need a new man maybe one is close by."

Jonathan chuckles, "Yeah maybe the perfect guy is on our block."

Lucy mutters quietly, "Or lives in our garage."

Jonathan raises a eyebrow, "Huh?"

Lucy smiles, "I said you're welcome for the rescue."

The survivors put the cured in Rita's room and barricade the door by tying a jumprope between the doorknob and the sofa leg.

Lucy dusts off her hands, "That should hold 'em."

More of the sister zombies come out again.

Jonathan pull out a tissue box, "Aw. Poor guys. They need a tissue!" He tosses it to the side.

Jonathan lifts Lucy on to his back Lucy blushes, "Good idea."

Lori and Luan turn to the tissues and go for them.

Lucy watch the sick go after the box, "Where to next?"

Jonathan points in head to upstairs, "I still haven't found Leni and Lana, Luna, Lori and Luan are still a threat."

Lucy rest her head on his shoulder, "Looks like we're going up."

They head upstairs to Lisa and Lily's room where they look for Leni.

Lucy looks around, "Let's see...graduated cylinder, uh, test tube, enriched uranium, no sister."

They hear the moaning of one Loud they have yet to have encountered with the disease.

Jonathan through clenched teeth, "Don't make any sudden movements."

It's revealed to be Lily, giggling sickly. She sneezes.

Jonathan makes a fist, "It's bad enough I had to shoot man's best friend, now I have to shoot a baby, why God why?!"

A green bubble made of Lily's snot inflates from her nostril. She sneezes and causes the bubble to fly toward the survivors.

Jonathan puts a cough drop in his mouth moves some saliva around and makes a orange bubble made cough drop medicine. He blows his bubble at Lily's bubble popping them both. He then gets one of Lily's bottles out of his satchel and fills it with soup, "Who wants so yummy soup?!"

Lily crawls over to the two and Jonathan picks her up and feeds her.

Lucy's mouth hung open, "Wow."

Jonathan then looks at Lucy, "Come hang on we got three rooms to check."

The survivors checked the remaining bedrooms upstairs and still couldn't find Leni. The three went down to the kitchen Living room and found Lori and Luan sleeping covered in a big blanket. Jonathan walked up quietly to the two and checks them with a temperature scanner, "Well they're not cured, but not to sick either."

Lori giggles in her sleep, "Johnny n-not in front...of daughter wa...it til we drop h-her off.~"

Luan starts sleep joking, "Why the check out girl take off the man's pants? She thought he was sneaking a salami out of the store!" She giggles.

Jonathan blushs while Lucy looks smirks, "At this rate you should just marry us all."

Jonathan glares at Lucy, "Shut up."

The three then her humming in the kitchen and slowly approach it. Jonathan looks at Lucy and they both nod. The two enter the kitchen and find Leni making smoothies.

Jonathan smiled and hugged her from behind, "Leni-Bun I'm so glad your OK I was getting real worried about you!"

Leni however didn't say anything.

Jonathan thought she was mad at him, "Look Leni I just hate getting sick, your slow and tired and can talk. I just wanted to get you guys to safety then cure the fallen. I'm sorry that I my have been being selfish."

Leni then turned and what Jonathan saw made his heart stop. Leni was sick. Her coughs were stop by a surgical mask.

Lucy turned away she was was saddened by her sister sacrifice.

Jonathan looked at her, "Lisa was right. She stayed to take care of the sick." Sniff "Even choose a mask that went with her outfit."

Lucy slowly shook her head, "Why have to so caring?"

Jonathan smiles, "'Cause she has a good heart and she deserved to stay to survive more than I did." Leni sneezes on his mask. "Dang it."

Jonathan replaces the mask, but suddenly sees all of the Louds Zombified around him, "Well I'm not to surprised the black guy usually dies in these thing." The Louds then sneezes on him repeatedly until Jonathan falls.

He then rises up now having become just like the rest of the family: diseased zombies. Thus, the entire Loud House and Jonathan have been infected.

"Jonathan you got to get better."

"Please Johnny get well soon."

"Feel better J I miss jamming with you."

"I just don't have enough paintes" to what any longer, but seriously I miss your laugh Jon"

"Come Loser you gotta fight this! Really with those huge guns of yours, you can't beat a wimpy cold? Man up!"

"Don't worry bro I'll be the man of the house til you get better I'll even share my Mac and chesse bits with you when you get better."

"Sigh, I still own you life for protecting me. Don't worry I get great Aunt to teach me a spell to cure you."

"Johnny If your get better real soon, I'll promise to take a shower everyday."

"I'll promise to eat all of vegetables."

"Oh yeah! Well I'll promise to not eat out of the garage!"

"I'll promise to not fight with you for a whole month!"

"Promise that, but for a year!"

"For ten years!"

"For infinity!"

"For infinity plus one."

"Dang it."

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...

"Please just get better Jon."

"I know I am not one to be emotional, but I hope that you get better. Your are very valuable member of our family and life with out is highly unfavorable. Please return to you normal state of health Carport patron...Johnny. "

"Joeathan come home now peas"

After seeing nothing, but darkness Jonathan nearly jumps out of bed, "Whoa!" He looks around and sees that he is in his bed with wet towel on his head, "What happened? Last thing I remember is being surrounded my Zombies."

Leni suddenly opened his door and seeing her boyfriend awake, "Johnny your awake you're been asleep for days!" We were so worried about you."

Jonathan got out of bed, but felt dizzy so Leni pucked him back in, "What do you mean days? What happened?"

Leni put her finger on her chin, "Well you were taking care us after we got sick, but after a couple of days you got sick so we took care of you."

Jonathan blinked and realized what he thought he remembered was actually a dream, "So you guys have been watching over me?"

Leni nodded she then lifts up a get well card, "We even made you a card!~" The card had all of the Louds names on it and paw and claw prints from the pets.

Jonathan then looked to the readers, "Hey just because we're sick dosen't mean not human we get better and once we're better we can do this." Jonathan then grabs Leni and brings her into his bed and kisses all over her face.

Leni giggles and pushes him, "Johnny stop you could still have a cold!~"