Title: Fanboy Tendencies
Summary: "For the last time, Yashiro-san, I don't collect Mogami-san's hair." Crack-fic. Implied RenxKyoko.
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Thanks to MEAM13 for proofreading the first part. I kind of edited the second part myself so orz
"Onee-sama!" Takarada Maria excitedly cried, running to Kyoko with her arms wide open for a long awaited hug.
"Maria-chan!" the said actress called as she enveloped the little girl in her arms. "I missed you so much!"
"Me too, onee-sama! I'm so glad grandfather allowed me to spend today with you!"
Love Me Girl number one giggled. "Me too, Maria-chan. Me too."
Reino had heard the rumors. Kyoko, Tsuruga Ren's girlfriend (he shivered in fear at the thought of the Demon Lord), was inside the same building he was currently at for a photo shoot. (He was there for another reasons, but who cares) So with a smirk on his face, he put both his hands into his pockets and let out a tune.
My red riding hood will keep me warm,
My cloak will keep me safe from harm.
My mother told me to beware,
In case a wolf is lurking there. Oh...
He inwardly smirked. The wolf would come to play, especially when the lion wasn't there to keep Akazukin-chan safe.
Into the woods,
To grandmother's house,
To grandmother's house I go.
Reino halted as he stared at the scene in front of him. A little girl, not older than the age of ten, skipped happily around Akazukin-chan. She was all smiles, but he felt something rather... dark inside her.
He smirked once again.
Just who could this little creature be?
"Akazukin-chan," he murmured near the actress' ear, causing Kyoko to jump away from him almost instinctively.
"GYUH! Beagle! What are you doing here?"
Reino chuckled at her antics. She never changed. Good. But something in her felt somewhat... lighter. Brighter. Heh. Mentally shaking his head, he then lifted his hand as a greeting. "Long time no see."
The Visual Kei singer sharply gasped as he felt a sudden jolt of pain on his leg. He looked down to see the little creature looking at him with a pout on her face and both her hands on her hips.
The little creature was clearly annoyed at him, but she looked rather... well, cute. And Reino was amused.
"Oh, what do we have here?"
"Shut up, Beagle! I know who you are! Stop stalking my onee-sama!"
"Onee-sama?" he echoed, his eyebrows lifting in amusement.
"Yes. Stop bothering her or I'll curse you to the pits of hell!"
Reino couldn't help but laugh out loud. Yes, this little creature sure was cute, as well as interesting.
On the other side of Tokyo, Tsuruga Ren's movie location―
"Yashiro, can you please call Kyoko and ask her if she's already done? I'll just gonna get this makeup off so we can leave and pick them up. I promised Maria-chan I'd take her out to dinner with Kyoko tonight."
The manager nodded and proceeded to get his charge's phone.
"And don't forget your gloves. Please."
Yashiro Yukihito sighed. "Hai, hai."
"Thank you."
He then quickly dialed Kyoko's number and smiled when the actress finally picked up. "Hello, Ren?"
"No, Kyoko-chan. This is Yashiro. Are you done with your photo shoot?"
"Ah, Yashiro-san. How was your day? And yes, I'm done. May I ask where Ren is?"
"He's in the dressing room getting ready to leave. They just ended shooting his last scene for today. We'll be there soon."
"Okay, Yashiro-san! Thanks for― Ouch, Beagle, quit it! Noooo! You're hurting Maria-chan!"
The manager's bespectacled eyes widened. "Beagle?! Kyoko, is that the stalker...?"
"Yes, he is. Ugh. Damn you, Beagle! I told you stop it!"
Yashiro paled when he heard rustles, pained groans (from Reino) and annoyed squeals (from Maria-chan) on the other side of the line. "Kyoko-chan? Kyoko-chan?! Are you two okay? Answer me!"
"We're fine, Yashiro-san. It's just that Beagle won't leave Maria-chan alone― no! Stop that, Maria-chan!"
The manager heard a gasp and everything on the other line seemed to quiet down. "Kyoko-chan?"
"Oh my― Reino! Your lip is bleeding..." More shuffling. "Ack! I said quit it, you two! Uhh, Yashiro-san, can you please tell Ren to hurry up― oi! Beagle! Just where the hell are you taking Maria-chan?! Hey, get back here!"
Yashiro Yukihito could only blink in confusion when he realized that Kyoko had already hung up on him. A few more seconds passed before Ren finally walked out of his dressing room.
"Yashiro, was that Kyoko?"
He nodded.
His charge frowned. "Is something wrong?"
"Ren?"
"Hmm?"
"I think Maria-chan's getting kidnapped."
"We need to hurry."
"What do you mean kidnapped...?" Ren asked, frowning.
"Maria-chan! Beagle! The Beagle got Maria-chan! We need to hurry, Ren!"
Tsuruga Ren need no more words. The next thing the bespectacled manager knew, his charge was swiftly moving into his sports car with a serious and deadly look on his face.
"I told him before. I warned him not to go near her again."
"Uh..." Yashiro gulped. He has only seen this side of Ren's personality for a few times, but until now, he couldn't help but scared and nervous. But then, an idea came up to him, making the manager smile on his seat like a giddy teenager.
Dark fic with BJ and Natsu...
He couldn't help it. The idea has been bugging him for weeks now...
OMG PLOT BUNNIES! YES!
With Kyoko, Reino and the still struggling Mari-chan―
"Let me down, you stalker!"
"Quit it, little creature!: the Visual Kei singer bellowed, his face contorting with obvious annoyance. "Ouch! That was my eye!"
"Hah! Serves you right!" the little girl exclaimed, crossing her arms as she stuck her tongue out to the weird man, who was currently manhandling her in his arms. An idea suddenly struck her as a smile made its way onto her lips. She then moved her small clenched fist quickly to connect with the man's jaw, causing Reino to wince in pain, finally letting her go.
Takarada Maria landed on her butt with a wince, but she wasn't complaining. After all, she finally got out of the stalker's grasp and his lower lip had began to bleed yet again.
Hah. She knew those self-defense classes that her grandfather forced her to take would somehow come to use.
"Maria-chan!" Kyoko shouted, worried about her little sister. "Are you fine―"
"Reino."
The three people on that now isolated corridor could swear that they felt a sudden drop of the temperature as they heard that voice.
With a shiver running down his spine, Reino let out a scared squeak before finally turning his head to face the new arrived actor along with his bespectacled manager. He could only step back as Ren moved towards his direction, the actor's face dripping with that murderous intent that he had witnessed a long time ago in Karuizawa.
"I told you before no to go near Kyoko again," the actor said, inches away from Reino's face.
The Visual Kei singer could only gulp in response.
The whole scenario would have been perfect―cool even―because of Ren's overflowing charisma, if it wasn't because of a certain someone who was continuously giggling (and squealing) on the background whilst typing furiously on his phone with gloved hands.
"Oh, yes! My readers are going to love me for this new story! Fufu~"
Later that night―
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A/N: I can so imagine this convo between Reino and Maria-chan...
Maria: Do you still remember the first time we met?
Reino: *snorts* How could I possibly forget? You bloody kicked me on my shin and gave me a fucking uppercut.
ALSHDKLSDJSLDJ! Thanks for Nyoko-tan for giving me this uhh suggestion XD I enjoyed writing this chapter so much ;3; and thanks to those who left a review last chapter omg you guys /cries
snorts (Guest): errr. I'm more of a Romione shipper hahaha but I sometimes ship Dramione, too. But meh, I love Scorose more so who am I kidding ;; IKR! Can't decide between those two ships, but I feel like HioxKanae is more canon. Poor Yashiro. He'll probably end up forever alone OTL
Mei Vir D. Ripper: WE'RE BOTH BLOODY AWESOME THEN OKAY HAHAHA /GLOMPS BUT BUT BUT YANKEE KANAE IS LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE ERZA IN MY MIND WHY AND WE SHALL SAIL THIS SHIP AKSDJH HAHA
Annable Prinx: haha as the captain says, it all starts with a name XDD lol Ren
StolenValentine: haha thanks XD that's good, right? I enjoy writing those chapters and I'm happy that I can make you guys happy too /crieshanriver
Nyoko-tan: I also think that HioxKanae is more canon, but shipping ships doesn't have requirements, right? I mean these characters could just mutter each other's name and bam. People could end up shipping them, no questions asked :) but I honestly respect your opinion. I myself find HioxKanae adorbs too *o* and omg I completely forgot about Reino! and Maria! aksdjashdkjas Thank you! I can definitely imagine them together (despite the age gap lol)! They can go gaga over curses and whatnots together haha
Yumi Jewel (Guest): I know right! Hahaha as much as I love teasing Ren, it's more entertaining to read about a flustered Yashiro XD
DramioneAddiction: when did fangirling ever make sense hahaha but I agree with you XD AND OMG! I used to be a Siwonest haha OH Shisus forgive me for I have sinned XD but then pabo Donghae came and meh the rest is history XD But Masi sure did a great job on Skip Beat live action, right? Together with Donghae and Ivy Chen :D
kiriko18 (Guest): hahaha that's good right XD but naah, people might think you're going crazy or something haha thank you and you guys are awesome-r XDD
SweetieSakura: I have some time to spend on my hands so yeah XD I just think that Yashiro gets lonely too especially on movie nights haha he needs some loving too XD
claraowl: It is, especially if it is Ren's XD OOOH I think YukiNae is cute too *o*
So review again? Haha to grandmother's house, to grandmother's house, to grandmother's house I'll go. Errr LSS ;_;
AND YES OMG ANYONE WHO'S UP TO WRITE YASHIRO'S FIC? HAHAHA PRETTY PLEASE PM ME! XD