The Sound of Music

By: Danae Bowen

Fandom: Primeval

Characters: Connor/Abby

Rating: G/K

Disclaimer: I so obviously don't own Primeval; I just like to borrow the characters and mutate their inner voices. Please don't sue, my house is small, my car is useless and my dogs are pains in the arse, but they're all I have.

"Bikinis onAbby,

And short spikey hairdos!

Kisses at race tracks,

And strung out I love yous!

The night before, Abby'd made him watch The Sound of Music, and now Connor couldn't free his mind from the tune "Favourite Things." He changed the words to suit his mood in an 'if you can't beat them, join them attitude', and chuckled to himself at the intelligence of it all.

He moved through the ARC, grinning, singing softly, until...

"And Connor so lovesick that he can't see straight….."

"Shut up, Danny."

"We should trap 'em together so he can get lai…."

"Danny!"

~~~Fin