Chapter 35: Right away with Another Heist
Weiss was the last one to wake up and she walked to the bathroom to brush her teeth and dress in her normal attire. By the time she walked back in, Yang already finished loading GTA V and everyone was at their normal spot. Blake was lying on top of her bed, Yang in the center of the room on a fold-up chair and Ruby sitting on the floor watching her. Weiss jumped in bed as Yang drove all the way from Sandy Shores back to Los Santos.
"Finally, back into friendlier territories," Yang said.
"Implying people are friendly in that city?" Blake asked.
"Well it beats being underwater stopping a massive terrorist attack," Yang replied. She got a text message from Steve Haines to meet him in El Burro Heights.
"Wonder what they want this time," Weiss scoffed.
"Easy, the key to immortality," Blake replied sarcastically. Yang arrived in the lot with Michael, Steve, his assistant, and Dave in the corner talking.
Michael: We handled your immigration problem or whatever the fuck it was.
"I think terrorist situation." Ruby tried to remember. Trevor exited the car and walked up to join the conversation.
Michael: We're straight.
Steve: Oh, absolutely… yeah, yeah. You killed people, you tortured people,
"Technically that was Trevor," Yang corrected.
Steve: committed a litany of other crimes… Oh we're so straight you and me, we're arrows.
Michael: Davey, you can't do anything about this fucking turd?
"Like call an assassination on him?" Weiss asked.
Steve: Yeah Dave, what can you do about me?
"So you admit that you're piece of shit, nice…" Blake murmured.
Dave: Here's Trevor.
Trevor: Looky loooky huh, bunch of government shitbags and their favorite stoolie. What's he been telling you?
Steve: Oh, he just said how you guys were happy to help the government in any way you can.
"No, he was pleading to Dave to do something about Steve," Ruby said.
Trevor: Oh really? Huh? Because I was told that if we helped you out with that thing, which we did, then our past indiscretions would be… forgotten in a haze of patriotic fervor.
Steve: Who told you that? Did I tell you that? I'm in charge here, fruity. Me! You understand?
Franklin walks in.
Franklin: Not quite. But… can you explain that again?
"Yeah, I don't know why Franklin is forced to tag along in this trainwreck. It feels like this is a Trevor and Michael thing," Weiss said.
"Well he did help Michael with the heist, and he's seen with Michael for the last few days," Blake explained.
Steve: What I was saying… (pauses) Oh, oh you're good. The three cunts.
"This guy is a dick," Ruby said.
"Fuck this guy, can't wait to see a mission where we ram a car through his window and beat the shit out of him," Yang said.
"Why the hell did you drag us out here anyways?" Blake wondered before Dave explained.
Dave: Listen. We need help with something else. Some of the government… some of it is pretty corrupt.
"Really, because I thought threatening to shove a flashlight up your ass was a regular practice!" Weiss exclaimed sarcastically.
"Or torturing a man who almost had nothing to do with a terrorist plot!" Blake added. Michael, Trevor, and Franklin facepalmed.
Trevor: Not err… not your bit, right?
Dave: Yes, but we're corrupt in a good way.
"I don't think corrupt has a good, if you're corrupt, you're just goddamn corrupt," Blake said.
Steve: But the Agency… they want to encourage panic so they can guarantee their budgets. That's how they get paid.
"I can see how that can be a problem," Yang said, "But that doesn't mean that you're any better."
Dave: It's a major problem.
Steve: And now they've secured some… funds that we need to use in our fight against crime.
"But you guys are practically the same thing! Why is their two separate departments when it could be easier to just merge the both of them?!" Weiss exclaimed.
Steve: as a way of bribing corrupt officials.
Michael: Really? And where are they getting that from?
Steve: Drugs. Those bastards love to sell drugs.
Trevor: Who doesn't? Right?
Everyone couldn't help but to quietly snicker about how Trevor just downright admit that he sells drugs.
Steve: We think they're gonna use this money to finance a war on our streets, and we need you boys… to requisition that money for us.
Dave: The bonds are leaving the terminal in an armored car.
Michael: Yeah, fuck you Dave. We don't have time to prepare the right way.
Steve: That's not my concern.
"Well it should since it's your idea that we should rob a agency's finances," Weiss said.
Steve: I cannot allocate any more resources to this.
Steve walks away.
Dave: You'll be fine.
Dave and Andreas walks away.
Michael: Fuck you, Dave.
Trevor: Nice work, Slick. We're gonna be doing pat downs at the airport before those fucking clowns are done with us.
Michael: Y'know, fuck you.
"Fuck everyone, ami'right?" Yang joked.
Franklin: Hey, hey, look, man… it is what it is. Now, how the fuck we gonna get this done?
Michael: I don't know… I got it. Classic blitz play. It's an industrial area, right? So I'm thinking vehicles.
"Don't tell me we're robbing a grade-a military vehicle," Blake scoffed.
Michael: Trash truck to block, tow truck to sack 'em. We get some disguises and we're golden. We just gotta hope like hell these are the kinda Agency men that don't carry a panic button with 'em. If they are, we deal with it. If and when.
Yang could just imagine herself mowing down tons of cops to make an escape, and she knows she's going to love every second of it.
Franklin: If and motherfuckin' when
Trevor: I will keep my eyes peeled. General!
Trevor and Franklin both walk away.
Michael: Thank you Michael. Hey, no problem. No really.
"I find funny how they just left without discussing where they're going to steal all the stuff," Weiss said. The perspective forced into Trevor's point of view. Michael called and Trevor picked it up.
Michael: Alright guys, a few more details. We'll need boiler suits and masks for this job. The garbage truck - let's get one from Mirror Park, bring it back to the lot. And there's an auto repair place by the airport where we can get a tow truck. What else? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, a getaway. That would be nice. Get something fast and discreet, we park it off the road, a good distance from the lot. And make sure it ain't near something we'll crash into driving off. That's it.
Franklin: A'ight, man I got you. Dog.
Trevor: What? Huh? I missed that Maybe you shout a little louder.
Michael: Bite me.
Several H's appeared across the map. "So this is just going to be another heist then?" Yang asked.
"Seems like it, but looks like we're not going to get paid since the money is going to the FIB," Weiss said.
"Dammit, two heists with no payment…" Yang muttered. She pressed the start menu and looked for the nearest heist setup. The closest one was the garbage truck. "Might need Franklin for that one." Yang said as she switched to Franklin to steal the garbage truck.
Trash Truck
Franklin wasn't too far away and she drove to the garbage truck and once she got close enough a blue dot indicating the truck was on the radar. She was driving through a normal looking neighborhood Yang approached the truck and pulled the drive out of the area. Once Yang got the cops on her, she went into an alleyway and hid there once she got out of sight..
"Seriously, this cops are getting tedious, not challenging," Weiss said.
"Yeah, it's annoying now that the tactic is getting offroad and hide somewhere," Yang said. Once Yang got the cops off her, she went back to the lot. She exited the vehicle and stole a green SUV to drive away from the location.
Mission Complete!
Silver
"Silver? We did this flawlessly!" Yang exclaimed. Franklin called Michael and Trevor to let them know that they have the garbage truck.
Franklin: That's the garbage truck.
Boiler Suit
Yang looked at the map in the main menu and set a waypoint to the closest set up mission. She drove over to the Ammu-Nation that's right next to Franklin's previous employer and walked into the store and approached the side where the clothing line was. She picked the first three suits she saw and walked out.
Mission Passed!
Gold
Masks
Franklin called the group to let them know that the boiler suits were bought. Yang looked at the map again and saw that the next setup mission was close by a mask shop. She got over the mask store and looked over the masks. She bought a red hockey mask and two white ones and left the store.
Mission Passed!
Silver
"What!? What did I do wrong?!" Yang yelled.
"Apparently you didn't do the cliche approach of it," Weiss said.
"So steal them…" Yang guessed. Franklin called Trevor and Michael to let them know he bought the masks.
Tow Truck
One of the last things on the list was a tow truck, and Yang drove to the location of it. When she arrived to the location, it was a small repairs shop with a mechanic fixing a busted car and the tow truck right next to it. Yang knocked out the mechanic so he won't call the cops and got in the tow truck. She drove the truck back to the lot. Once she arrived, she exited the vehicle and left the lot.
Mission Passed!
Gold
Franklin called Michael and Trevor to let them know that the tow truck has been delivered.
"Alright, all that's left is the getaway vehicle," Yang said. Yang stole a random four door car and remembered the location of the heist. She found a suitable hiding spot in the alley and called everyone to let them know they have a escape vehicle.
Mission Passed!
Gold
"Before we do this, we actually might need some weapons for this," Weiss said.
Author's Note:
Well, I'm late. Sorry. School has been really busy. Like I said, when writing these let's play fics, these are so long and tiring to do. But I still want them done anyways. So you all in the next one! I plan to do one of these chapters a week. I want to do it, but I'm to lazy. Maybe I should my name to lazy-kero45.
