Chapter 99: ARE YOU FUCKING EXCITED, BROS!
TayZay:hi! :D I'm gonna upload chapter 100 late at night, make y'all wait-and it's so I can wait to see how many requests I get before 6-9 :3 so here's chapter 99 :)
"Oliver: *blush* Thanks...I think *hugs China back* You're food's amazing too!
Oak: Well that's good *absentmindedly twirling loaded gun around finger* But you never know I might just accidentally pull the trigger...
Oliver: O.O How'd you get out of the rope?
Oak: Not telling, or you'll work past that next time. Gotta protect my little sis, ya know? *still twirling gun* Oops! Did I just say Zala's my little sis? Oh well!
Oliver: Yes you did, way to preserve the secret! -_-'"
China:ai yah, you two are crazy, aru! D:
TayZay:oh, cool, that you're related to Zala-chan, I mean :D
"Zala: Tay you like discriptions, then I'll describe myself and Sana. As you know i have small boobs-
Sana: No boobs
Zala: Moving on. I also have brown waist-long hair, with a little braid that work just like a curl. No toutching without permission, or I'll unleash her *points at Sana*
Sana: *sharpening hook and metal web*
(reaction pause)"
TayZay:aww, I wanted to touch it! X0
Britain:chill out -_-'
"Zala: Anyway I also wear red glasses. Moving on to Sana. She has boobs like Ukraine and hair like Taiwan. Thats about it
Sana: *hugs Kiku in to her boobs* I love you Kiku 3"
TayZay:sounds like some pretty hot descriptions, you and Sana...but I still wanna know if I can touch your guys' boobs*reaches out again*
Miyoko:*holds me back, tying my wrists behind my back*you need to learn how to behave*ties it tighter*
TayZay:MiMi, that's not fair! X(
Miyoko:*sighs*Tay what am I gonna do with you..?
"Thanks Britain for the advice! I'll keep it mind. ;)
(And I'm sorry you guys with all these questions I have in mind. It's just that I love asking questions and getting answers from you guys! You're all as equally as awesome as Prussia, no matter what he says about him being more awesome than all of you! _)
Anyway, this is for all of you guys: You're stuck in a room for 24 hours. In the room, there's only one bed, a nightstand, a lamp, the locked door and the locked window (The window cant brake). There's nothing in the room that can help you get out of it. I alone have the only key to the room.
My question to you guys is: Who would you choose to be in the room with and what would you do in there?"
China:this is pretty similar to the Russia situation ._.
America:except we get to choose who we'd wanna be stuck with! :D
Italy:I'd wanna be stuck with LuLu of course!*hugs Germany and kisses his neck*
TayZay:ONE MORE CHAPTER ò.ó
Germany:it vas just an innocent peck T.T I'd be stuck vith Italy..*blush*
Lithuania:Belarus
Belarus:Poland
Poland:huh? O.o
Belarus:*blushes*I mean Lithuania
America:is there an AFFAIR going on here? :0
Chisaki:you're such an instigator*rolls her eyes*
America:there's things that make up for that...
Chisaki:*smiles slowly*oh, is there~?
TayZay:don't trust him T_T he's just a hamburger-eating, narcissistic womanizer
Cadence:the only woman he womanized is you, Tay...
TayZay:WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!
Cadence:*shrinks*no one, really*shrinks even more*I'm sorry..
Britain:France*looks away and blushes*
France:Britain~
Prussia:Hungary and Maria
Hungary:Austria and NOT Prussia
TayZay:LIES!
Austria:Hungary and Prussia...*blushes and smirks*
Liechtenstein:Latvia*blushes deeply*
Latvia:Liechtenstein*blushing, but probably not as much as her*
Sweden:m'wife 'nd Emae...
Denmark:TayZay and Miyoko
Poland:Lithuania, Poland and Miyoko n.n
Miyoko:*blushes*I didn't know anyone wanted to be locked in a closet with me..but I wanna be in the closet with Russia...*blushes even more*
Russia:aww, how sweet, da? We can go there right now n.n
Turkey:make that vanilla chocolate swirl...
Greece:*GTFO meme*
Turkey:but-
Greece:now
Turkey:*shoves him*make me, Pusi!
Greece:*glares at him*
Turkey:oh, wait, YOU CAN'T.
TayZay:*recording*great! Save this hate energy for next chapter and turn it into something juicy *_*
Italy:*slaps the singing Dora balloon I still have from my birthday ((my dad's a Spanish teacher and got it for me ._.')), dancing to the song*
Romano:SHUT THAT SHIT OFF!*plugs his ears*
Spain:*dancing along as well*oh, I'd be in the closet with mi pequeño y calliente Lovino~ (small and hot)
Romano:I'm no longer a bambino, you damn tomato-loving bastard, so stop treating me like one! ò.ó I'd be stuck in the closet with Maria, Microclown, any of my other reviewing fans, Miyoko, and Chisaki
Chisaki:*grins*well, I do like my Italian boys~..
TayZay:T.T
Japan:I'd be stuck in the croset with Sana, Maria, and Miyoko...and maybe TayZay
TayZay:damn straight! :D
Switzerland:...MAYBE Belarus..
Belarus:I'm taken
Russia:*taking Miyoko to the closet*
Miyoko:Russia!*blushes*I said I would, it didn't mean I will
Russia:then you shouldn't have said anything n.n
Taiwan:of course I'd lock myself in the closet with Japan! n.n
America:no one but me!
Belgium:*blushes and shrugs*
Greece and Turkey:Japan
China:TayZay, Oliver and Vietnam, aru :3
TayZay:I actually feel pretty loved today
Cammie:I'd definitely be stuck in the closet with Canada, my baby*hugs him*n.n
Canada:*smiles*yeah, same here n.n
Estonia:...I don't know :/
Finland:Sweden*blushes*
Hong Kong:Vietnam
China:SHE'S MINE!
Hong Kong:*takes out a torch*I'll burn your hair off again, I swear I will...
Netherlands:Belarus and Hungary
TayZay:everyone! I can't choose! Well, all but Cammie and Emae, they're related and I don't do incest, but that's just me ._. And America for obvious reasons now...and not Pru-well, yeah, annoying or not, I'd still bang the shit outta him
Prussia:*smirks*who vouldn't?
Hungary:me T_T
TayZay:now that I think about it, Maria Theresa is really cute...~
Austria:ò.ó don' .dare.
Romania:I'd be stuck in the closet vith Cadence and Hungary
Cadence:..I don't know yet, maybe Turkey...? Or Hungary, or Maria, or...Pinkamena...*blushes*come back to me...
Scotland:I'd make damn sure it was just me and Maria in that closet
All:*eyes widen and jaws drop*
"Hungary! We can do me and you, I am Prussia after all so it would still be PruHun"
Hungary:*blushes*b-but I don't swing zhat vay!
TayZay:but we still have fun together whether you or don't, right, Hungary...?*grins and raises an eyebrow*
Hungary:zhat's because you're a sick, conniving little beast!
TayZay:thanks X3
"Denmark! Of course your not! If you become my photographer take more picture of things like Tay squishing her face in Hungary's boobs then you would be pretty damn awesome to me!"
Denmark:yay! :D I'll get to that next chance I-*sees me smushing my face in Hungary's boobs, then takes the opportunity*say cheese and yuri! -.0
"Germany! Its the end of the world, you're happy about something!"
Germany:*raises both eyebrows, looking at you funny*I don't vant zee vorld to end, I just vant people like America und Russia und France to die...zhat is all..maybe even Romano
Romano:and you can suck a Turkish dick, you pig penis-loving German bastard!
Germany:it's actually called bratvurst...
Romano:looks like a pig penis to me T.T
Austria and TayZay:probably is -_-
"Greece! Do that again, I didn't have my camera ready"
Greece:*pushes Turkey off of him and runs his fingers through his hair again*
Chisaki:so beautiful *_*
"TayZay! Just don't start nosebleeding, this is one of my favorite shirts"
TayZay:*finally pulls my head away from Hungary's tits and now staring at yours*I kinda did already..sorry n.n'*takes a napkin and STARTS to wipe it off your shirt, but just winds up tossing the nap aside and buries my face in your boobs anyways*
"Prussia! But I haven't slept with the male Canada so I wouldn't know, and hes got a girlfriend now so that would be mean and totally unawesome if I slept with him without both of their soberly given consent"
Cammie:aww :) thanks Maria-chan!*hugs you, but also hugging me in the process*
Prussia:vell I slept vith him before zhey got togezher, haha! :D
TayZay:*pulls away, smiling and wiping blood off from my lip and under my nose*
America:just a ball of hormones, what is wrong with you :(
TayZay:*blows him a kiss sarcastically*
America:..can I talk to you for a sex-I mean, sec?
TayZay:*blushes angrily*no
America:*blushes*
Denmark:leave my girl alone*wraps an arm around my waist*
America:I'm sorry, TayZay
TayZay:it's okay, I forgave you deep down at the buttpit of my heart, like, two hours ago, but I still don't like you like that anymore
America:*pouty lip*okay...
"Cadence! . . . You are so fucking cute! *squishes him into my boobs*"
Cadence:*eyes widen and blushes, but quickly wraps his arms around you, causing his face to be buried deeper*
TayZay:I'm not the only one who's a ball of hormones today...*cocks a brow slyly*
"Everyone! So Prussia is the only one to have met his nyo! self... (nyo!Talia being opposite genders in case you don't know) I personally have met a lot of other versions, world hopping is pretty fun, but I'll have to introduce you all the each other!"
All:okay, cool
TayZay:we'll have plenty of time for that in chapter 101 :3 *sitting in Denmark's lap, watching HetaOni*
"TayZay! In the 100th chapter yes I want you to get your nice little ass back in there"
TayZay:*fist pump*fuck yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about :D
Denmark:I like how you're still getting laid even though you're in a relationship now...
TayZay:hehe...I know...I still wuv you tho :3*kisses his cheek*
Denmark:ya*eye roll*right..
"Prussia! Good *walks in and shuts the door*"
Prussia:*grins slyly*zhat's vhat's up!
"Maria! ...Nah, he actually scares the crap out of me. *cringe* 0.0 And Rosepetal. Her friend actually made a mini statue of him in art class once, and I swear to God, she kept trying to break it.
Rosepetal: It was a good statue... too good...
*mutters darkly*
Pinkamena: Also, Tay, DONT LOOK UP HETALIA EPISODE 23.5 UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO HATE JAPAN AND GERMANY. IF YOU WANT TO THEN BE MY GUEST. Just dont let Italy see it either.
Rosepetal: Mena, you're screaming right in my ear... Anyway, Hetalia episode 23.5 is one of those stupid, made-up creepypasta episodes, that she somehow came across by accident. It's waaaaayyyyy worse than HetaOni. 0.0 Unfortuneately, Mena's curiosity usually gets the better of her, and well... that happens. At least this time was a bit better than when she came across Jeff the Killer... She wouldn't sleep for weeks... But she is right, don't show it to Italy... Also, Germany and Japan... you might want to start running. Mena went to go clean her rifle, and I'm pretty sure she'll check if I switched the ammo this time."
TayZay:wow, that's...0.0 a lot of shit...I don't even know how to respond, but if it makes you and Pinkamena feel better, I'll be sure not to show Ita-chan and I n.n" thanks for the scary-ass warning!
((A/N:So I'll upload chapter 100 around 6 or later, because it'd just be better and more fun to write yaoi makeout sessions-I'll also write a yaoi or straight or yuri lemon at the end of this whole thing, 'cause I take requests now :3))
Chapter 100: THE MOMENTS YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
((To those that have questions! They'll be mentioned in chapter 102 or 103, I just have to get these makeout sessions done and over with n.n))
TayZay:so I have requests for
GerIta, Spamano, AuSwiss, LietPol/PoLith, PruRuss, NorDen , as I like to call it, Denway/Normark :3, SeaLatvi, Tureece, AmeRussia, DenTayMaria (I know, I tried :P that's not really much of a makeout session if I don't give her much opp), FranGerm, Ukrelgium, BeLith, and Romadence...let the makeout sessions begin :3 I love you guys for this...I can give credit to Oakwyrm-better known as Oak-Microclown-better known as Spain's new best friend and the one that Romano lusts for besides Spain-and last but certainly not least, LittlexMissxPsycho-better known as Maria/fem!Prussia...also! The most recent request-a reminder, yet a request nontheless, made by Zala-chan! I gotcha, Zala :3
LET THE YAOI AND YURI BEGIN! Oh, and Hungary, I'll even pay you if you make out with Prussia :3
Hungary:*blushes*joo don't need to bribe me vith money, I'll do it on my own...*grabs Prussia by his shirt collar and pulls him towards her, leaning against the table as she crashes her lips into his*
Prussia:*lifts her up and sets her on the table, leaning over her until he has to wrap an arm around her for support, sliding his tongue into her mouth*
Hungary:*pulls away and starts unbuttoning his shirt, kissing up on his chest*
Prussia:*pushes her down so she's laying on the table, leans forward and pins her wrists above her forehead as he licks and sucks on Hungary's neck*
Hungary:*squirms in his grasp*ah~
Prussia:*kisses her messily and bites her bottom lip, soon sucking on her tongue*
Hungary:*wraps her legs around his waist*
Prussia:*stands up straight and starts unbuckling his belt and unzipping his fly*
Hungary:oh, fuck me~
TayZay:wow, hey, hello! 0.0 I know this is rated M now, but I can't write lemons in script form unless they request that!
Prussia:aw c'mon, Tay, who vouldn't vant to see some PruHun smut...
TayZay:believe me, I do, but I can't do anything the reviewers didn't ask for! :0
Prussia:sure joo can*slowly unzipping his fly inch by inch*
TayZay:take it to the room please -.-
Prussia:*shrugs*sounds good to me*grabs Hungary and carries her on his back, closing the door behind them*
TayZay:...*snaps outta my mini fantasy*a-anyways, next!
Beilschmidt tugs on Italy's curl, softly twirling it around his finger as he nips the Italian's soft, bottom lip
Feli sits back and pulls his shirt off, letting it fall to the floor, then pulls the German close so he's in between his legs and leaves soft kisses on his neck
Germany slides a hand down Italy's pants as he continues to tug on his curl
"Ahh, Germany~
The younger boy grips onto the blue-eyed man's shoulders
Germany, now giving Italy a handjob, lets out a husky moan as he sucks on his lover's neck
Italy bites his own bottom lip and moans, running his fingers through Germany's hair, then grabs the blonde man's face and presses his lips against his
Ludwig pulls Feliciano's faded blue jeans down past his ass, along with his own, and pushes his throbbing heat inside of the brunette
TayZay:*nosebleed and stares*
Italy gasps sharply and clutches the back of Germany's black wife beater, gripping the soft fabric in his fists
"Oh, that feels so good~ h-harder, Doitsu~"
TayZay:*nearly faints*n-next...
Germany holds Italy close to his body and carries him to the room upstairs
TayZay:*planning on-and have been-recording all of them, one after the other, to show to Hungary later and to re-watch later...
Spain enters the room, wearing his hot red pirate attire and the bandana that enriches the sexy look of his hair, walking straight bet to Romano
Romano blushes an averts his gaze "I-I don't care if you're doing this, just d-don't pull anything funny-"
He's cut off when Spain places his hands on the stubborn Italian's cheeks and leans forward, kissing him passionately
Romano's eyes become half-lidded as he wraps his arms around Spain's neck, deepening the kiss
Spain squeezes Romano's ass, thus receiving an elevating from
the smaller man
Lovino moans into the kiss and slips his tongue into Antonio's mouth
Spain pulls away, causing Romano looks up at his Spanish lover with lustful eyes, whimpering quietly
Spain removes the shirt, then pulls Romano forward by his tie so the Italian is on top of him, straddling the Spaniard's waist
Lovino Vargas reaches down to unzip the man's tight jeans, only to realize...he could tease him a little bit
I mean, Antonio's already hard...it's the least Lovi can do to get back at his passionate Seme
The submissive one slips out of Spain's lap and pushes the man's legs apart, crawling in between Carriedo's thighs
The brunette's sparkling green eyes glisten with excitement, daring Lovino to make his next move...
Romano does nothing but rest there, his smooth elbows propped up on Antonio's stomach
He keeps a seductive smirk on his face
"You wanna get blown? That's for next time, bastardo pirata irresistibile"
The Spanish male lets the back of his head drop onto the bed, a disappointed/let-down sigh escape his pouty lips
TayZay:*applauds*goddamn...nice technique, Romanano...next..
Roderich walks up behind Vash
The blonde-haired, green-eyed Swiss soldier turns to face the Austrian musician, narrowing those glossy orbs his way
"What do you wa-"
The brown-haired pianist silences his childhood friend with the seal of his soft, pursed lips
Switzerland is thrown off at first, but then decides to let the burning desire within him take its course
Austria makes sure that the young man is relaxed and settled against the tree trunk
Roderich then grabs him by his thighs and pulls him so Vash has his legs around the latter's waist
The smaller male gasps as he feels a lump in Austria's Nether regions rub against his own, a hazed blush creeping over the bridge of his nose
"R-Roderich...~"
Said man gently presses his knee against Switzerland's clothed erection, eliciting another moan from his soft, creamy lips
With that opportunity out in the open, Austria gracefully slides his tongue into the other man's mouth, then roams the hot and wet cavern
((I'm sorry, I have to go back to manu, I can't do this T_T))
Austria:*grinds his bulge against Swissie's*
Switzerland:*moans lustfully*f-fuck~
Austria:*allowing his long, pink tongue to slick up the side of the blonde's neck, then kisses the exposed flesh smoothly*
Switzerland:*grips Austria's hair as his cock throbs with desire*A-Aus..tria...I-I need you inside me~
Austria:*chuckles seductively as he kisses up Swiss' neck, biting his ear roughly*
Switzerland:*shivers with lust and moans*
Austria:you want me inside you~?*chuckles again, flicking his tongue against his ear, slowly sliding his hand down and inside the back of Switzerland's jeans, slipping two fingers into his small, inexperienced hole*
Switzerland:ah! O-oh, fuck~, it hurts!*grips Austria's shirt and tries to push him back*
Austria:*kisses his lips smoothly, then stops and kisses him, repeating that little cycle*you're not doing much to get me out of you~
TayZay:I-I can't handle the AuSwiss heat anymore -_-" n-next, please*currently trying to stop up a nosebleed*
Poland:great! Lithie, it's our time to shine*pulls Lithuania forward by his jacket collar*
Lithuania:*gulps and blushes, chuckling nervously*o-oh yeah, it is, huh...
Poland:*giggles*don't be shy~, I just wanna hear you scream my name~
TayZay:sorry to cut in, but that should be the other way around...•_• just sayin'
Lithuania:*grins slyly and looks to Poland*yeah, it should~*gently lowers him onto the bed by pressing against his chest, spreading his legs apart and pulling his boxers off, taking his cock into his mouth and starts sucking*
Poland:oh god~*grips the sheets*Toris~ suck harder~, u-use your tongue~
Lithuania:*licks the tip and then sucks on one of his balls (but I feel so weird using that, I don't know why D:)*
Poland:*runs a hand through his hair*fuck yeah~, make me want that cock~
Lithuania:*sits up, biting his bottom lip as he gives Poland's body a once-over*as you wish~*grips Poland's hip with one of his hands, pulling his dick out with the other, then grips both Feliks' hips and thrusts into him*
Poland:*screams slightly, keeping his eyes shut tight as he throws his head back, his nails tearing into the sheets*
Lithuania:*slows the pace slightly*am
I hurting you, Feliks?
Poland:*sits up and rests a hand on the back of his neck, kissing him gently, then pulls away smiling*it hurts for the moment, but I'll get past it
Lithuania:Po..*slows to a stops*
Poland:*moans quietly in pain*
Lithuania:...*looks down and sees blood*oh, god, Feliks, I'm-I'm so sorry*pulls him up into a warm embrace, but still inside him*I didn't know
Lithuania:*pulls back and looks at him incredulously*
Poland:*smiles weakly*surprise
Lithuania:*rests a hand on the back of Poland's head, kissing him deeply and longingly*
Poland:mph!*pulls away, blushing*t-that was sudden!*blushes, flustered*
Lithuania:I love you too
Poland:*slyly wraps his arms around Lith's neck and lets them rest there, his wrists drooping down his lover's back*I think if I'm going to love you, I should give you all of me~*kisses Lithuania softly and slowly, then licks his lips playfully*
Lithuania:*settles Poland back onto his hips, even deeper inside him than before*
Poland:*grips Lithuania's hair*fuck...
Lithuania:I'm sorry*thrusts through his boyfriend's pain*it'll be over soon
Poland:*vision goes starry and blurred when he feels the tip hit a sensitive spot inside of him*oh my god~! Yes, right there~! Hit it again!
Lithuania:*thrusts harder and faster, a loud and lewd slapping sound is heard from his hips driving into Poland's thighs*
Poland:*cums*
Lithuania:*strokes him*that was fast
Poland:*blushes as he slowly and torturously rides through his orgasm, grinding Lithuania's dick around inside of him*a-again~, upstairs, now~
Lithuania:*smiles*as you wish*kisses his forehead*my little Polish princess*carries him bridal style upstairs*
TayZay:every room up there is gonna be painted a different color...*blushes*a-anyways, I'll continue the rest of these makeout session-turned-lemons in the following chapter, so STAY TUNED! :3 *still trying to stop up my nosebleed*see you again real soon! n.n'