Pairing: Usagi x Nezumi

Prompts:

List A

21A "he's a bad kisser"

45A "You look pretty hot in plaid"

52A "You just wanted them because they light up"

55A "It's just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun"

List B

62."If you can't sleep…we could have s*x?"

63."Flea markets don't carry fleas, you know?"

64."Here, take my blanket."

65."I don't want you to stop."

66."How could I ever forget about you?"

67."You're bleeding all over my carpet."

List C

64 "Are you even Human?"

108. "I'm glad you're mine"

119. "He's spoiled rotten"

135. "Sing to me, please"

138. "Stop making your own rules."

A/N: I'm sorry for not including all the prompts but I couldn't find a coherent scenario to fit those that I left out, I hope it doesn't bother.

Sleeping was never a problem for Nezumi, or at least it never was until he found a new roommate, who constantly demanded cuddles and wouldn't leave until he got them, what caused a certain Rabbit warrior to end up crashing Nezumi's bed every single night.

As if that wasn't bothering to the student warrior, the fact that Usagi had someone to interact with always resulted in a non-stopping talking Rabbit, who ended saying the most random things that could ever occur to him.

Hearing Nezumi groan, Usagi thought that perhaps the Rat was cold, never in his mind thinking it had anything to do with himself "Are you cold?"

"No." Nezumi simply stated, turning to turn his back to the other warrior in an attempt to find a better position to sleep.

"Want my blanket? Here, have it." Usagi still tried to pursue, not wanting to leave his friend uncomfortable.

"No, thanks."

"You want to cuddle?"

"No Usagi."

Usagi stared at the back of the Rat, thinking of a way to help until he thought that maybe some chit-chat would help them sleep, after all, he had seen that happen many times on the television.

"Can you sing to me? Please? It's a rule that whoever did the dishes can ask for something, remember?"

"Stop making your own rules..."

A full minute of silence before the Rabbit would speak once again "Since you can't sleep... We could have sex?"

By now, Nezumi was completely awake for sure and turned around to face the Rabbit with a shocked expression "Usagi, who taught you that? Do you even know what sex is?"

He shook his head, after a couple of seconds staring at the younger one, not understanding what he had said so wrong that had caused such shock "No, but the twins told me it was fun so I thought you would want to do it..."

Nezumi sighed out of relief and enjoyment for the twins, making sure to remind himself to have a few words with the Tatsumi Brothers the next time they met.

"Nezumi...?" Usagi started once again, once Nezumi laid back in the same position as he previously was, with his back turned to him.

"Yes..."

"I'm glad you're mine. I'm really glad you're my friend" The Rabbit smiled and closed his eyes, by the time Nezumi turned to face him, Usagi was already sleeping with the small smile still present on his face.

Nezumi couldn't help but find that smile to be contagious, being rare the occasions where the Rabbit would look so peaceful and gently brushed his hand of the soft white hair, gently petting it "I'm glad too..."

-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-

It took him five minutes. FIVE MINUTES. It was the necessary amount of time that Nezumi needed to take the trash out and it was just the necessary amount of time that it was needed for his house to be a mess.

The first thing he had seen was, without a doubt, the large carpet that adorned the floor completely soaked with the Rabbit's blood, who was pointing one of his swords to him, ignoring the blood that dripped from his right wrist.

"You left without me. I thought you forgot me!"

"How can I ever forget about you when you're ruining my carpet with blood?! You're bleeding all over my carpet!" Nezumi tried to stay calm and not shout, after all, he didn't need any unnecessary attention.

"It's your fault... You left me." Usagi dropped the knife to the floor but continued to pout, still thinking he had been left behind.

"So, you decided to do this because I left for five minutes?"

"I don't want you to stop looking at me."

"Are you even human? Usagi, I have to take care of stuff, I can't constantly watch over you..." He sighed but when seeing the depressed look on the older warrior he immediately regretted being so straightforward, knowing how fragile and inexperienced the Rabbit actually was "Say... Since it's just you and me today. I was thinking we could have a little fun" He tried to cheer him up and thankfully for him, as soon as the word fun got out of his lips he knew he had the full attention from Usagi "And I think I know the perfect place to go."

As the two got ready to leave, Nezumi couldn't help but admire the outfit of choice from his partner, for someone that had chosen such revealing outfit for a battle he could actually wear simple clothes like jeans and plaid and look good with it...

"You actually look pretty hot in plaid... Wasn't it better to go like that instead of the outfit you wore in the Taisen?"

"But those were more comfortable... Why don't you let me wear them in the streets?"

"Because you would end up going to jail..." Nezumi answered straight to the point, even if Usagi didn't seem to understand the clothing criteria of the society, the student wasn't going to let Usagi being mistaken just because of his clothes.

Usagi, in fact, still didn't understand the concerns of Nezumi but he was more confused at the place they were heading to. The rat told him they were going to start by buying a new carpet and that a place called the Flea market should have something good but why would someplace filled with fleas be anywhere good?

Nezumi had actually laughed a little at the question "Flea markets don't carry fleas, you know?"

"Then why is it called Flea market?"

"Because..." He paused, not even himself knowing the answer but he never really cared enough to wonder "Because they can."

During their search for the carpet, Usagi found something that caught his attention and Nezumi didn't exactly miss it either as the Rabbit pointed at some sneakers "Look! Can I have them?"

Nezumi looked at the shoes, then at his partner, then at the price signalized and sighed, thankfully it wasn't all that expensive and he felt a little guilty to be such a pain to the Rabbit, who always tolerated his short patience, so he just got him the sneakers, watching as Usagi happily walked everywhere with them on, watching and be excited as lights underneath them would turn on with each and every step "You just wanted them because they light up, didn't you?"

The Rabbit showed a huge grin that didn't leave his face for the whole week, as the shoes never left his feet unless he went to take a shower or to sleep, and even there Nezumi would need to almost make him take them off by force.