Roxanne and the fluffy slippers

Warning: a lost fluffy slipper

This is thanks to the trilogy of 'Your Eyes' I needed something light to balance out how dark I'd gone. And due to Mikey I have added onto the story.

"MegaMind! don't!"

MegaMind stared at Roxanne as he held a pink fluffy slipper out of reach;

"What? I don't know what your talking about."

He smirked and let Roxanne jump once more for it. She changed tactics and tackled him instead. They fell over her couch and she landed on him, still reaching for that damned fluffy slipper. The same one that had suddenly disappeared from his grip.

"Where'd it go?"

He blinked and looked up, hand empty. He got a confused look on his face.

"I don't know, and no. No tricks!"

They got up and looked around, both getting frustrated and landing next to one other on the couch they had been previously fighting on.

"I just don't understand, where could it have gone?"

Roxanne looked at MegaMind and grinned at him;

"Payback time!"

And she leaped at him, he laughed and wrapped his arms around her;

"Sorry about the slipper, I really have no clue where it went."

She smiled lightly and gave him a peck;

"It's alright, I can just get another one."

He gave her a smiled before it turned to horror.

"Oh no."

She turned and saw what had him look that scared;

"NOM?"

Roxanne jumped up and almost caught the Brain-bot that had her slipper.

"GIVE IT BACK!"

Megamind watched his girlfriend chase after the bot, not bothering to ask for his help, he grinned wickedly and slipped over to the beast. It darted to him and dropped the slipper.

"Ahh aren't you a good little brain bot, yes you are!"

Roxanne sighed and walked back to him and he dashed off with her slipper;

"MEGAMIND GIVE ME MY SLIPPER!"

I sighed lightly, the Slipper had been a great idea, a great Idea to get Roxanne distracted so I could place the ring I had bought her onto her hand. She wouldn't notice till she woke up and I would be gone already, so that if she didn't want to I wouldn't have to worry till she had time to think about it. Thank the gods I was so smart!

I stared at the ring on my finger, what the heck? Had MegaMind? Of course he had, only he would be that sneaky. But this was a big commitment, did he know that? To marry meant for life for me. I wouldn't marry when I was younger, so eager to live my life alone to the fullest…But then Mega had come into my life and changed it all.

"MEGAMIND!"

Why was the lair empty? No bad guys today so where were they? I walked to the kitchen and noticed the bright blue sticky note. 'Be back soon went to meet Minions girlfriend.'
It had a big smiley face, and I wondered when they would get back so I could confront MegaMind about the ring. Which reminded me, I looked down at it, how had he known I liked Emerald? I don't think I ever mentioned it to him… My coworkers knew of course, but he wouldn't have asked them surly? And the fact that the ring was in the shape of a humming bird, I remembered telling him I loved them… The Emerald eye of the bird glittered at me, was it worth it? He was really a great guy after all… Not like anyone else. How would my parents take it? They had seemed really shocked when I told them he was my boyfriend. I heard mothers words again; 'Isn't he the one that kept kidnapping you? Are you sure you really like him and it's not because of that?' my mother really worried about my mind, she thought I was crazy to go be a reporter. Not a woman's job, god my mother was so old fashioned.

"Oh! Roxanne, when did you get here?"

Minion! I smiled at him;

"Not that long ago, where's Mega?"

He gave me a frown;

"Well, I don't know. He said he had something to do and dropped me off here."

Had to do? Well what the heck?

"Did he tell you he proposed to me?"

He blinked;

"He did? What did you say can I see the ring oh my god if you two get married-"

I slapped his bowl so he would stop freaking out.

"Sorry Roxanne. But really, what did you say to him?"

I grinned;

"I haven't gotten the chance to tell him yes yet."

He smiled back;

"Let's play a prank on him then shall we?"

I nodded; pay back for the slipper and the ring all in one.

"Minion? Minion where are you?"

We watched him as he walked into the kitchen where I had left the ring and a note, I had one of his bat winged slippers hostage too.

"…"

He didn't come out of the kitchen in a panic like we thought he would and no noise issued from the room, we snuck up and looked in. He was just standing at the counter looking down at the note and ring.

"Minion…will you leave me alone for a little. I need time to think."

Had our prank just hurt the hell out of him? Minion gave me a worried look.

"Um MegaMind are you alright."

He turned smiling;

"I am but you two aren't."

What? I screamed when the brain bots picked me up, of all the times to scream!

"I figured you would do something like this, I've influenced both of you so much! Now Roxanne, what's your answer?"

I giggled at the sly look on his face;

"Why would I be here if my answer was no?"

He grinned;

"To steal my slipper, but I've got you!"

And he produced my own fluffy slipper!

"MegaMind!"

He pranced off with it and the brain bot let me down so I could chase him.