I used a previous action in this oneshot that I had put in the Movies one. Sorry :(

I was sitting on Carly's sofa when Sam came in. She had a white T-Shirt on that read, in blue letters-Team Jacob: 'Cause Real Men Don't Sparkle.

"I didn't know you were a Twilight fangirl." I said, smirking.

"I'm not." she said, "I'm a Taylor Lautner fangirl." She raised her eyebrows and I rolled my eyes. "You're just upset that Taylor Lautner's hotter than you." I stood up, insulted.

"Hey!" I yelled, "And no!"

"We'll see." she said. She bent down and came out with a flashlight. She shot the light at me.

"Ah Sam!" I screamed, "Not again!" She put the light out.

"You're not sparkly." she said, "Guess you're a real man."

"Thanks, glad I'm not sparkly!" I said sarcastically. She chuckled and came over to me.

"You should be." she said and kissed me. I stepped back a second, taken aback at this action. When she pulled away she said, "'Cause I don't like sparkly men." I laughed a little.

"And I'm not on Team Edward." I said and kissed her. She wrapped her arms around me. Stupid thing to say, but it worked.

Thank you, Taylor Lautner, for not being sparkly.

Fast chapter but I wanted it done. Sorry again :(