Adýnama Tha Kerdísei:Weak Shall Win Chapter 36: Thank You Everyone for Everything 2!, a metal fight beyblade/メタルファイトベイブレード fanfic

Rasdori:

Rasdori my joy, my companion, my friend
The happiness you bring me just never ends

I love
you more than any one person can
From the
time you were born to when you become a man

You're
my brother, my confidant, and perhaps best of all
You're my complete opposite that balances it
all

I love you and this writing's probably as bad
as it gets
But happy birthday, I love you,
and please don't you ever forget

Happy Birthday, Rasdori!- Chidsengan ^_^

Note: My brother Rasdori and I wrote this together, but he's the talented one! ^_^

(Everyone's in the famous amphitheater which is decorated with tons of decorations, banners, and the 27 ostriches from the last birthday A/N (?) as Earth, Wind, and Fire's 'Let's Groove Tonight' plays in the background; the main party's died down a little and Rasdori's surrounded all his closest friends (Chidsengan, the Beyblade cast, and the best fanfic family in the world (imagination is such a wonderful thing ^_^) and is sitting in the middle of hundreds of presents, including a giant bull-shaped piñata from Benkei, a super-sized Beyblade from Madoka, and a bunch of cosplay outfits from Chidsengan for Rasdori to wear in 'everyday life')

Chidsengan: Thank you all so much for reading the last chappie, although it was terribly written... I'm such a worthless and horrible person! *cries hysterically* I'm so sorry!

Rasdori: Ummm... sis... what happened to my birthday party...?

Chidsengan: *instantly happy* You're right! ^_^ I'm sorry!

Rasdori: -_- ... you redefine flamboyant, sis...

Chidsengan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RASDORI! ^_^ *lunges at him in a huge embrace*

Rasdori: Ah! Sis! A little less focus on the choking and more focus on the breathing!

Chidsengan: Oh, Rasdori! I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you!

Rasdori: Sis! Let me go! I love you, too, but I'm choking! Choking! Choking is not breathing!

Tsubasa: Let him go, Chidsengan.

Chidsengan: *lets him go and kisses him on his cheek* You're the best brother in the whole world!

Rasdori: Aw, sis. ^_^

Zeo: Alright, my turn to give you a present! *hands Rasdori a present* Happy Birthday, kiddo! ^_^

Rasdori: *opens present* Cool, thank you! Let's see, it's... a... 0.0 ... cat collar?

Zeo: You can use it to keep your sister in line! ^_^

Rasdori: -_- ... charming...

Kenta: My turn! My turn! *hands Rasdori a present*

Rasdori: *opens it* 0.0 ? A lightbulb?

Kenta: One of the best inventions ever! You never know when it might come in handy!

Rasdori: 0.0 Ummm...

Chidsengan: ^_^ Aw, Kenta, that's as sweet as the toaster you bought me for my birthday!

Rasdori: Yeah... thank you...

Kenta: You're welcome!

Gingka: My turn!

Rasdori: -_- ... I'm almost afraid to ask...

Gingka: I bought you... *gestures to the gift behind a curtain that Benkei pulls aside* A 500 pound burger!

Rasdori: -_- ... *bangs head against Chidsengan's shoulder*

Chidsengan: How thoughtful, Gingka! Thank you so much! ^_^

Tsubasa: -_- ... must be nice to be that oblivious...

(A door slams and Ryuga storms out of his bedroom and into the amphitheater suddenly in Ryuga head-patterned pajamas)

Ryuga: *angrily* Alright. 'Dweeb-sengan', you must have a death wish or something. I told you after you, Rasdori, Kyoya, Gingka, and I watched that Beyblade marathon last night that I needed to sleep, so how dare you wake me up before my 'handsome rest' has had a chance to make me more 'ruggedly handsome' than ever?!

Chidsengan: ^_^ Ryuga! You're awake!

Ryuga: *growls* I know. That's already been established, you idiot. NOW TELL ME WHY YOU DID IT!

Rasdori: *regains his breath* Well, aren't YOU just full of cheer?

Ryuga: *snaps* It's too early to be cheerful!

Rasdori: -_- ... It's the afternoon...

Ryuga: Yeah. That's what I said. Too early.

Rasdori: -_- ... anyway, on another note... *eyes Ryuga's attire* I can't believe you're wearing those pajamas...

Ryuga: What? They're fashionable!

Rasdori: -_- ... really, Ryuga? Even your pajamas have to revolve around you?

Ryuga: Naturally. I'm the center of my universe.

Rasdori: -_- ... do us all a favor and give those self-motivation tapes you listen to before you go to bed a rest.

Ryuga: *scoffs* I don't need to listen to you. *smirks* I'm an unstoppable force, there is nothing that can deter me.

Rasdori: -_- ... Then can you at least stop quoting the motivational tapes?

Ryuga: *glares* Why you-!

Chidsengan: Hey, Ryuga, don't you think Rasdori's just the best person in the world? ^_^

Ryuga: Huh? What are you talking about? He's mean and completely unlike you in terms that I can't yell at him.

Chidsengan: Really? I think he's the most amazing brother in the whole entire world, my best friend ever, and the only person who bothers to read my useless writing outside of the most wonderful favorite fanfic family ever!

Ryuga: I told you, dummy, he only reads your worthless excuse for writing because he's OBLIGATED to as your younger brother...

Rasdori: *shrugs* It's kind of obligation AND that I like reading it.

Ryuga: You're insane.

Rasdori: AND YOU'RE MEAN!

Ryuga: No, I'm the voice of reason!

Rasdori: What 'reason'? Because all I see is a white-haired bully with a personal vendetta against my sister thar I don't like!

Ryuga: Hey, you can't talk to me like that! I'm a leader! My power is limitless!

Rasdori: Put this on your self-motivational tape... I'M A TIARA-WEARING, GRUNGY-LOOKING, BAD-TEMPERED MEAN BOY WHO SHOULD APPRECIATE HOW MY SISTER TREATS HIM DESPITE HER WRITING SKILLS!

Ryuga: Hey! It's a headpiece, I'm ruggedly handsome, and you're sister is an idiot! In fact, I've met sidewalks smarter
than her!

Rasdori: Grrr... THAT'S IT! *jumps on Ryuga and the two start wrestling one another when Ryuga stops for a second* Wait a minute... why are all these people here? Why are there gifts everywhere? -_- ... Why is Masamune dressed like a horse and taped to the wall?

Masamune: *shrugs* We're playing 'pin the tail on the Striker! *a blindfolded Yu pins the tail in his shoulder* YOUCH!

Ryuga: -_- ... that's just plain creepy...

Chidsengan: Don't worry, Ryuga! We're just having a party! It's a really happy day! ^_^

Ryuga: ANY day's happy if it's not your birthday, idiot.

Chidsengan: No, it's not my birthday... *hugs Rasdori tightly* It's Rasdori's!

Rasdori: Sis... I thought we already went through this... *tries to pry Chidsengan off him* You keep hugging me to the point that I lack oxygen!

Chidsengan: Sorry...

Rasdori: Ah, don't worry about it. *hugs her back*

Ryuga: -_- ... I can't stand sap... *stops* 0.0 ! WAIT A SECOND?! IT'S RASDORI'S BIRTHDAY?!

Tsubasa: -_- ... yeah...

Ryuga: BUT IT WAS JUST 'LOSER-SENGAN'S' BIRTHDAY!

Zeo: -_- ... yes, Chidsengan's birthday's June 16th... Rasdori's is June 22nd. They're practically twins.

Ryuga: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?!

Gingka: *sighs* We DID.

Masamune: *pulls the 'pin the tail on the striker pin' out of his shulder* And you tuned us out AGAIN, just like always.

Ryuga: 0_0

Julian: Really, Ryuga, you should listen when somebody tells you something. That way, you might not find yourself in these sort of predicaments... *hands him a slice of Rasdori's giant birthday cake* Want some carrot cake?

Ryuga: 0_0 ...

Yu: Ummm... Ryuga...?

Nile: What's the matter, Ryuga? Are you going to freak out and go shopping like crazy like you did for Chidsengan's birthday?

Ryuga: *growls* I'll be right back...

Chidsengan: 0.0 ? Where are you going, Ryuga?

Ryuga: -_- ... to get my tap shoes... it would seem that I'm going to have to degrade myself to classic dance once again...

Tsubasa: -_- ... you're planning on tap-dancing in your pajamas to pay for birthday presents...?

Ryuga: *sighs* Do I have any other options? I'm out of money. :(

?: Not so fast!

(Everyone glances over their shoulder to see Kyoya standing behind them with two, gigantic bags of presents behind him)

Chidsengan: ^_^ Kyoya!

Rasdori: Kyoya?

Masamune: ^_^ Santa!

Benkei: B-b-b-bull! That's not Santa! It's even better! It's Kyoya Clause!

Klaus: -_- ... please refrain from making any jokes about-

Wales: Hey, Klaus! You have the same name as Santa!

Klaus: -_- ... that...

Chidsengan: *hugs Kyoya* Kyoya! I missed you!

Kyoya: *hopefully* Really? You missed me? *regains his composure... sort of...* I mean, that's nice...

Ryuga: Alright, wait just a second. What're you trying to do, Kyoya? Are you trying to upstage me or something like that?

Kyoya: Take it easy, Ryuga. I just went to go shopping for Rasdori's birthday...

Ryuga: *glares* That still doesn't give me any reason why I shouldn't pulverize you for upstaging me...

Kyoya: *holds out a giant bag full of presents* I did your shopping for you.

Ryuga: 0.0

Benkei: I told you Kyoya wouldn't miss an opportunity to hang out with Chidsengan unless it was really important!

Ryuga: *mutters* Fine, you got off easy this time, lion-boy... *grabs the bag of presents* But don't expect me to be so benevolent next time. Remember, I'm the dragon emperor; a fearful warrior that you don't even attempt to upstage!

Kyoya: -_- ... a warrior in chibi-print pajamas?

Ryuga: 0.0 ... *hands the bag of presents to Rasdori* Happy birthday, Rasdori! I hope you like the presents! :)

Rasdori: -_- ... let me guess... you bought me a giant burrito or something like that...

Benkei: Mmmmmm... giant burrito... 0_0 ...

Kyoya: Trust me, you'll like these presents.

Rasdori: *opens the present bag* 0.0 ! Amazing! *jumps in happiness* The whole Beyblade Metal Series on DVD! And the official collection of all the beys ever released! And a Beyblade character data book! *looks inside the bag to see multiple other Bey-related gifts* Where did you get all these presents, Kyoya?

Ryuga: More like how did you ever afford them? You can't even pay your electric bill...

Kyoya: Let's just say that... I... ummm... had an extra plan up my sleeve...

~Flashback~

(A crowd fills Universal Theme Parks in Orlando, Florida and all of them get ready to see the live Barney the Dinosaur show. Backstage, Kyoya puts on the Barney the Dinosaur costume...)

~Present Time~

Tsubasa: What plan? I don't remember you having any other means of money, Kyoya...

Kyoya: Ummmm... *shrugs* I led a historical archeological exhibition into the inner world of dinosaurs?

Everyone: 0.0

Rasdori: -_- ... why do I have the feeling that you did something really humiliating to pay for these gifts?

Chidsengan: Aw, but that makes it all the sweeter if he did! *hugs Kyoya* Thank you, Ky-Ky...

Kyoya: *blushes, then sighs as he hugs her back* Again, some things are just worth it...

Everyone: 0.0 ?

Yu: Forget operation F.L.U.F.F.B.A.L.L... I think operation Kyochi is a go (all credit for that joke goes to the amazing SkylarkOfTheMoon)...

Kenta: Yeah, no kidding...

Benkei: TTuTT B-B-B-BULL! MY LITTLE KYOYA'S FINALLY FOUND THE GIRL HE DESERVES!

Ryuga: If you ask me, those two are absolute idiots...

Tsubasa: Ryuga, you think EVERYONE'S an idiot except you...

Rasdori: -_- ... Kyoya... you can stop hugging my sister now...

Kyoya: ^_^ Five more minutes...

Rasdori: -_-

Ryuga: I hate to break up the party...

Madoka: -_- ... no you don't.

Ryuga: You're right. I don't. Anyway... I just have one question... *pulls out a life-size Ryuga cardboard cut-out with a huge smile and 'thumbs-up' from one of the present bags* WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!

Kyoya: It's a life-size Ryuga cardboard cut-out with a built-in voice box. Go ahead, press the button on the tiara...

Ryuga: HEADPIECE...

Kyoya: Whatever.

Ryuga: *presses the button*

Ryuga Cutout: You're my best friend! ^-^

Ryuga: 0.0

Kyoya: Like it? It comes with over 12,000 different phrases like that.

Ryuga: 0.0 ... Twelve... thousand...? *presses the button again*

Ryuga Cutout: I like hugs! ^-^