Dipper Braves Weirdmageddon
Part of The Cowardly Christians Shake up the Falls challenge
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The RV came to a full stop in front of the Mystery Shack nearing the end of the day as the last of the tourists left the Gift Shop. Stan stood outside the door waving goodbye to the rubes he just fleeced and took notice of the Recreational Vehicle.
"Mabel Soos Melody! They're back!" Stan hollered before luring Griffin down with a drumstick.
"Stanley! It's good to see you!" Ford said coming out of the RV first.
"It's been a week Sixer." Stan replied. "So find anything good?"
"You wouldn't believe what we brought back but first things first get Mabel out here, and put these in your ears." Ford said holding out ear plugs.
"No need." Stan said turning his hearing aid off.
The teenagers left the RV and were greeted by Griffin who leaped down to see his friends and was hugged around the neck by Wendy.
"Okay pal we've got some new friends here. I need you to stay calm okay?" Wendy assured her winged companion.
"Alright we're coming out!" Alex said holding Ariels hand as they stepped out of the RV meeting Griffin for the first time.
At first Griffin was agitated and tried scaring them away before Dipper held their hands close to his beak letting him smell them.
"See bud? They're Dippers Mother and Father, they're not going to hurt you or any of us." Wendy assured Griffin who calmed down. "And I think you can smell a little something extra? Guys this is Griffin, the Griffin. We found him injured in the woods and he's stayed on the Roof of the Shack ever since."
After recognizing that the two people in front of him were not hostile and were family Griffin apologized for his rude behavior by being affectionate with Ariel who happily returned the love.
"Mom? Dad?! What are you two doing up here?!" Mabel said carrying Waddles and putting him down to hug her parents.
Griffin eyeballed the round ball of pork opening and closing his beak in anticipation.
"Uh-uh buddy. You still can't eat Waddles." Dipper said handing the mammal bird a piece of Venison Jerky.
"What are you two doing up here? Am I in trouble?! Whatever the cops say I have an alibi!" Mabel said panicking that she might be brought home early.
"Nothing like that sweetie. There was an accident at the house some water damage happened and it's inhospitable till the end of August so we decided to come stay up in Gravity Falls with you!" Alex explained.
"And to catch up with Mason." Ariel said grabbing her son and kissing his cheek.
"They also have something else to tell you Mabel. Something you've been oblivious to for a while." Pacifica said.
"What? You mean my mom letting herself go lately?" Mabel asked.
"What?" Asked both parents.
"Yeah mom's let herself go. She's been eating like a horse lately and throwing up at a later time of the day." Mabel explained.
"So you think Mom is bulimic?" Dipper asked.
"I didn't want to say anything in the hopes it would get her back to her regular figure, doesn't seem to be working. Mom I think you need to see a Therapist for your condition." Mabel said bluntly.
"With thick hair comes a thick head... Mabel your mom isn't bingeing and purging. She's gained weight and throwing up because of something very special happened." Wendy explained nicely.
"Mabel... Mom's pregnant." Dipper said plainly.
The look Mabel had when the words sunk in was priceless, she was incredibly happy and started jumping up and down crazy like.
"Oh my god mom! I'm so sorry! I didn't want to make you feel bad! But a baby is so cool!" Mabel said getting down on her knees to feel her mother belly on her face. "Hi there baby! I'm Mabel, your big sister. I'm gonna be the best sister ever!"
"Twin. Standing right here." Dipper said with sarcasm dripping.
"Oh hush you..." Mabel said glaring at Dipper.
"What do you guys want to do for Dinner?" Melody asked.
"Can we get Pizza? I could really go for a nice greasy pizza..." Ariel said as the food cravings started to kick in.
"What do you want on it?" Pacifica said pulling her phone out.
"I'm in the mood for fried clams french fries and onion rings." Ariel replied.
"I guess we could get that as well." Pacifica said locating the contact info for the Pizza place.
"No I meant ON the Pizza." Ariel said happily.
"Okay you get you're own cause you're eating for two." Pacifica said before everyone else decided on what they wanted.
In the end Pacifica ordered 3 Large Pepperoni Pizzas and a Large Fried Clam Strips French Fry and Onion Ring Pizza. When asked why Pacifica said it was for a pregnant mother and that was the end of that argument.
While Alex Melody and Ariel went into the Kitchen to get silverware and plates Ford Wendy Tyrone Dipper Stan and Soos carefully snuck the Skinwalker bodies to the Bunker for later analysis.
"I love what you've done with the place Dr Pines." Wendy said carrying a corpse through what used to be the Puzzle Trap.
"Thanks. We can store the Skinwalker corpses here while we study them. In the mean time you two are free for the next few days, have fun." Ford said refreezing the Corpses.
"So Stan you got a better Mystery Fair this year? That Milk Bottle game better not be rigged, it's cause of that game I dated Robbie last year." Wendy threatened Stan.
"I've got some newly built rides ready for unveiling." Stan said exiting the Bunker.
"This year I'll get you a prize Wendy." Dipper said.
"Aww that's sweet babe, but you're prize enough." Wendy said brushing his hair aside and kissing his birthmark.
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End of Chapter 38. Please review and spread the word.