Minion: A Few Hundred Drastic Changes Under King Kirby

Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Helper Does Not Help

Lili helps to prevent the house from getting burned down.

Lili thought her siblings were stupid.

Lili thought the entire world was stupid, but her siblings even more so. Kuku the waddle doo was rather clever in battles but other than that had no knowledge of common items at all. Huhu—the bonkers—had a learning disability which made him so stupid Lili was inclined to wham his head every hour. Susu was some idiotic hothead (being a burning leo) and literally just jumped straight into any shit that's going on no matter if she's in danger or not and Lili had to bail her out more times than she could count.

Which was why, Lili thought her siblings were stupid.

It was a very normal day where Lili was reading a book on the couch, Huhu was blabbing off to Ququ, but Ququ being a rocky just stoned there and stared, Kuku and Kiki (the simirror's name was much alike to the stupid waddle doo's; perhaps it was because their personalities were much alike?) were probably up to some stupid pranks again, and Susu was watching the television—oh?

"Su," Lili said abruptly, making the burning leo's gaze jump to her, "aren't you supposed to be cooking lunch?"

"If you're hungry, you can go get your own food."

"Of course I would—but obviously Huhu isn't as smart as me so he wouldn't, and we can't have him starving to death, can we?" The only one who could take Susu's bullshit was Lili herself, which was also partly why Lili was a terrifying waddle dee. "And I smell smoke."

"It's fire on 'er 'ead," Huhu pointed out.

"You shut up." Huhu obediently shut up. "Su's fire doesn't give off any smoke. You're completely batshit."

Susu paused over Lili's words for a moment. "Kuku and Kiki are handling the stove," she said in a carefree manner. Lili was not so carefree and choked on her own breath.

"What the hell are you trying to kill us all?"

By the time Lili reached the kitchen, half of it was in flames and Lili had to yell for Nono and made the chilly stop the fire. And then afterwards, Lili started abusing Kuku and Kiki verbally and with her parasol.

"Only Susu touches the stove from now on."

28 July 2014 SGT: remember this is all Lili's POV so all the critical thinking up there is all hers, too.