Disclaimer: Not mine
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: KisaIta
Author's note: English is my second language so please don't kill me over grammar mistakes and all those things.

BEAUTY

Kisame always knew that Itachi was beautiful.

Since their partnership had started, in every village they would go, a fan-club appeared. Men, women, it didn't matter, no one was immune to the beautiful being that was Uchiha Itachi.

Things became worse after their relationship had started. Maybe it was only because he was a jealous jerk but it seemed that after their first time together even strangers on the streets teamed up to try and rape his lover. Hell, one time he even had to fend them off with Samehada.

For some time the shark man just assumed that his partner's beauty must have been something genetic. So he just accepted it and thanked every God out there that such a gorgeous man would want to be with an ugly mug like him. He changed his mind after meeting Itachi's little brother.

Kisame had never seen Itachi's face twisted with rage and hatred but he was sure that he would look even more glorious than he normally was when fighting. The young boy had nothing of his brother's magnificence, his face only a pathetic imitation of the elder's.

So it was not about genetics.

It was strange but it seemed that Itachi could ensnare every one who looked at him even if he didn't reciprocate the gaze. Kisame found it troublesome because it meant more people trying to kill him. Hunter nins because he was a missing nin and random people because he blocked their path towards the brunet.

The answer came to him during a moment between him and his lover.

Itachi had just finished his shower and was sitting on the bed, naked, a foot on the blue nin's lap while the older man carefully painted purple the toenails. It was then that he noticed something strange about Itachi's feet. The big toe of the foot he was holding was just a bit shorter than the second toe.

"What are you doing?" asked Itachi with a content smile on his lips

"Confirming the laws of beauty." said Kisame poking the second toe

Itachi tsk-ed.

A/N: Greek foot is a sign of beauty and intelligence. This is what you get when you put me near my old Ancient Greek's books! Sorry for the lateness but as I said I'm doing exams right now… And yes, I know this drabble is cliché but I don't have a foot fetish so a lemon was out of question. This fic is being translated into Russian! I'm soooo happy! Also I'd like to know if you want Kid Leader and Kisame to make a truce or to keep hating each other. Thanks to all my readers and reviewers!