Fyre's Guide to Creativity

by Forever Fyre

"Fyre, what in your crazy head is going on?" This: What happens when crazy people write a story? What about Ozai singing Baby? A Zutarian author surrounded by Kataanger's? Can you believe it's not butter? I can't. But seriously, if you can't find a plot bunny for a story, that's probably because we've kidnapped them and stuck them here. CLICK! A Save-the-Fandom story.

37. Toph

I apologize for the last chapter. I was incredibly hyper on TEA when I wrote that.

But guess what? I'm still incredibly hyper. BWAHAHA.

Oh, speaking of 'BWAHAHA' (Which Summer and Jiao-Jie have both taken a liking to) Jiao-Jie had her appendix removed. Now, I don't know exactly what an appendix is, but I think it's like a spleen…? Can you feel your appendix? DID I HAVE MY APPENDIX AND SPLEEN REMOVED WHILE I WAS ASLEEP? AHHHHH!

Oh yeah, and Jiao-Jie wrote an IBF! story: 'I Love Bad Fanfiction!' by Jiao-Jie. Idea: I dare Ty Lee to throw an 'I love Bad fanfiction' party. See Azula for help. Oh yeah, and I'm supposed to give Mystery a Waffle Iron. *Throws toaster at Anon*

Mystery: Wrong reviewer, and wrong appliance.

Shut up.

'Holding Hands' By (Or something like that) Idea: what if Azula kept falling in "Southern Raiders"?

You guys were so supportive about me only being 13! I thought a lot of you guys would suddenly think my story was 'Stupid and Little kid-ish' or something. Y'all are awesome :D

Chapter 37: Toph

Summer exploded.

That is how ticked I make that bundle of happiness.

. . .You know, for once, you haven't heard this story before. Huh. Well this hasn't happened in four chapters. How about this; I'll just skip to right after Summer exploded and we'll just go from there.

"SWITCH!" The twins called, before dashing out of the room, Iroh and Aang in tow.

"Uh-huh." Toph mumbled, playing with her space-earth. She nonchalantly threw the spikey ball at Summer, who screamed in pain and fell off the couch. Nearly landing on Foo Foo, Summer gripped her forehead and glared up at Toph.

"What was that for?" She yelled, suddenly hovering above Toph. If the blind girl could have seen her she would have probably been a bit weirded out by the fact that Summer had that same little vein on her forehead that Katara did when she got mad.

Toph stuck her tongue out. "I just felt like it, okay?" the earthbender snapped.

Summer gripped Toph's arm and pulled the blind girl to her feet. Toph let out a cry of surprise. Summer dragged Toph out of the room, past Mai and Passion, who were trying to rip each other's heads off, Past Iroh and Fyre, who were headed to the Tea Room, and past Sokka and Jiao-Jie, heaven knows what they were doing. The one thing they decided not to pass, however, was Mike and Bryan's meeting room.

"Mr. Cameron, if we can just cooperate we can be done in ten minutes." Bryan attempted.

James wrinkled his nose. "I do not wish to cooperate. And you still haven't answered my question."

Mike pinched the bridge of his nose (Ever wonder where Zuko got it from?) "Okay, I'm going to be perfectly honest with you. We have no idea whatsoever who those girls are, why they constantly harass our characters, why they tried to kill us a week ago, or how they got into the warehouse for that matter."

Summer decided now would be a good time to come in. "MIKE! BRYAN!" she called in a sing-song voice. "It's me, Summer Dae, Harasser, Murderer, and Hijacker of your precious warehouse! I just wanted to tell you guys how odd your fans are!"

Just as James turned around, he was whacked in the head with a spikey-space-earth-ball.

Mike stared, mouth slightly open, watching in horror as James fell to the ground. He paused, tilting his head slightly and raising an eyebrow. "You know, I don't know if I should be thanking you, or screaming at you."

"Why not do both?" Toph raised an eyebrow.

Bryan glanced up at Mike, who shrugged. "MS. DAE, THANK YOU!"

"YOU'RE WELCOME, I THINK!" Summer said awkwardly.

Bryan raised an eyebrow at Toph. Toph, though she couldn't see him doing this, she raised an eyebrow back at him. "Hey, aren't you supposed to be doing that one 'Zhaoph' right now?" Toph shook her head. "Did the author cancel it?" She shook her head again. "Then, what are you doing here?"

"It's more fun here." Toph replied, shrugging.

Bryan's eyebrow did a funny dance. Summer giggled way too happily. She then grabbed Toph's arm, stalked out of the room dramatically, and made her way to a small meeting room just outside the room where Mike, Bryan, and James had been.

James slowly regained consciousness and sat up, glaring at the co-creators of 'Avatar: The Last Airbender'. "THAT'S IT! I AM CALLING THE COPS ON THESE GIRLS!" he screamed.

Mike glared at the door Summer had just exited from. "Go ahead. We'll give you their names. . ."

OOO Four Cops Later. . .OOO

Summer ran into the tea room. "FYRE! I'm faking your ID! How old are you?"

"Thirteen." Fyre said, sipping loudly.

Summer nodded, jotting it down. "Got i. . .wait, you're thirteen? I thought you said your birthday was two weeks ago?" Fyre nodded, tea pouring down her chin. Iroh and Edward cringed. Summer was frozen, pointing her pencil at Fyre. "But, you got your account in 2009. . .you would have been 10. . .I. . .oh never mind. I've stopped doubting your ability to fake things. I guess I should have known. Oh well." She started to write something, before pausing and looking up. "Nellie and Percy," She observed, looking at all the characters in the room staring at her. She glared at Fyre. "How come you get the cool ones?"

Edward buried his head in his hands. "Because she can, okay?"

"EDWRAD CULLEN?" Summer raised an eyebrow and looked at Fyre, who shrugged.

Edward looked over at Summer, who was staring wildly at him. "Oh werewolves." He mumbled. He then grabbed Yoda and ran out of the room.

Summer paused before shrugging. "Imma follow 'em." She said, putting her notebook in her back pocket and chasing Edward and Yoda out.

"FOLLOWING US, WHY ARE YOU?" Yoda screamed within the next twenty seconds. You know, after Summer chased them all the way out of the tea room, around the entire FFN warehouse, all the way through the Avatar warehouse, and back into the cops.

Summer shrieked and ran all the way back to Toph's room in the warehouse.

"Where were we?" Summer asked randomly.

"Nowhere. We have done NOTHING educational in this chapter, which is very unlike you!" Toph yelled, adding the last bit after a dab of thought.

Summer pouted. 'Most people probably just look through these chapters for comedy anyways, seeing as there are, like, six 'IBF!' stories compared to, like, two-hundred ideas."

Toph looked at the ending author's note for this chapter and sighed. "Guess you're right. Shame."

'Toph

Was she born blind, or was there an epic accident that made her blind?

What if she weren't blind?

How did she discover the wrestling place?

A story about her learning earthbending.

What if she didn't join Aang and the crew?'

Summer looked at the list with disappointment on her face. "This seems like one of the more pathetic lists I've written – OW! You didn't have to punch me! – But, I feel like this chapter needs something more, like something about you, creativity tips, a poem. . ."

"No."

". . .Or us annoying Zuko by giving him a mustache?"

Toph smiled evilly. "NOW you're talking. Comedic relief, my dear Summer?"

"Of course, Lady Toph!" Summer replied, copying Toph's evil smile. And I'll just end that there.

So I have more Info for InspiredByFyre! Week 2011! Full rules, official prompts, and more can be found in my profile.CHECK IT.

Official InspiredByFyre! Week 2011 prompts:

Day 1: 'InspiredByFyre! Day' – Use one of Fyre's favorite ideas.

Day 2: 'InspiredByPanakin!' Day – Water Tribe, Water Tribe, Water Tribe!

Day 3: 'InspiredBySummer!' Day – Use an idea from any of 'Summer's' chapters. The catch? Be as Grammar Conscious as possible. Seriously, get five Betas.

Day 4: 'InspiredByJiao-Jie!' Day – Use any idea from chapter 28, 29, 30, or 31.

Day 5: 'InspiredByPassion!' Day – Any idea from one of 'Passion's' chapters. The catch? You have to mention a BLT somewhere in it.

Day 6: 'InspiredByTheFourthWall!' Day – Break the fourth wall. Don't care how, just do.

Day 7: 'InspiredByFGTC!' Day – Anything and everything from Fyre's Guide to Creativity!

*I've also figured out a way the Anons can participate! Send me your story (Drabble or one-shots only for Nony's) via Review and I'll post it under my story for that week, "Forever Fyre's InspiredByFyre! Week 2011" (Yes, I plan on participating with some drabbles and such ;)*

If anyone wants to take the full challenge, please PM or review me ASAP!