Disclaimer: I do not own anything except my new characters, Camp Tikitere, and my dignity.
Note: Thus starts one of my favorite episodes to write, and I hope it'll be prominent in my writing. For something completely unrelated, I have just thought of the greatest Bridgette/Ezekiel story evah this morning. The plot details are on my user page.
Rating Note: Rated PG for mild flirtatious dialogue. OMG I pulled a Cartoon Network!
On to the story…
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Chapter 8 Part 1 - The Perfect Chapter Where Nothing Bad Happens Chapter
"Last time on Total Drama Action," Chris greeted, "The two teams had to build a car and race it. The Veteran Vipers won and Jazz devised an ingenious plan to rat out Ashley's alliance. Her scheme both worked and backfired when she was the one going against Ashley in the showdown. Thankfully for her, she won and sent Ashley packing."
"Will it be the last we see of Ashley? Will Amy hook up with Fransisco? If she doesn't hook up with Fransisco, will she hook up with me?" the host asked, "All the answers to these questions and more right now on Total Drama Action!"
(cut to the theme song, and we're good to go)
Rookie Camp
Amy stepped out of her cabin in the middle of the night to find Fransisco sitting on the dock. She slowly approached him, not worried about Ashley thwarting her chances.
"Hi Fransisco," the shy girl greeted sheepishly, "I can't sleep so I was wondering if I could join you..." The handsome Hispanic moved over and gave her some space on the edge of the dock.
"I have something to say..." Amy said, stammering nervously, "I... I..." She continued to stutter nervously before her words came out like vomit. "I love you!" she almost wailed, "I always have from the day we first got here! I'm tired of being afraid to speak my mind!" This made Fransisco utterly shocked to hear those words. He turned his head down and started at his reflection in the water.
"I have one thing to say to you..." he said. He then turned to her with an evil grin and laughed in Ashley's voice, "I will never love you, ever!" The Latino continued to laugh, sounding exactly like Ashley.
"No... no..." Amy sobbed as she witnessed Fransisco's slow transition into the movie star.
"I'll leave you with just this:" Ashley warned her, reminding the shy girl of their confrontation a few days ago, "He will never love you, ever. He will never love you, ever." The movie star continued to chant her warning, making Amy run away screaming.
The brunette ran as fast as she could, seemingly running on water as she tried to escape this hell that she was in. Many heads of Ashley surrounded Amy and blocked her path, all laughing and chanting "He will never love you, ever!" The last vision she saw was Fransisco walking over and kissing Ashley on the lips.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Amy shrieked as she woke up from her night terror. Tears streamed down her face as she breathed heavily and clutched her nightshirt in horror.
She then looked at her watch. "Five AM." she whispered. Amy then decided to go for a walk in her nightwear, which consisted of a pink shirt with a heart on it and gray sweatpants. The brunette beauty slipped out of the cabin and sat down on the steps, being careful not to wake Jazz and Dana up.
"Was Ashley right?" she thought to herself, "Will Fransisco never love me?"
"Amy?" a voice said to her, making her scream in shock.
"We have to keep it down." the voice told her while putting his hand over her mouth, "Everyone's still sleeping."
Amy almost fainted when she saw who it was. "Fransisco?" she whispered, "What are you doing out her so early?"
"I always wake up at five in the morning for my early morning meditation." the Hispanic told her, "Do you want to come?"
"Sure." Amy said quickly.
"My favorite spot is in the middle of the jungle. Are you sure you want to come?" Fransisco asked.
"I think I'll be alright." Amy responded, almost swooning from how safe she felt around him.
After a short walk away from camp, the two arrived at a cave with vines obscuring the opening. Fransisco lifted the vines and escorted Amy to his meditating spot. The brunette beauty's blue eyes widened in amazement once they got to the other end of the cave.
"Wow!" Amy gasped, "It's beautiful!" They stood on a cliff perched between two waterfalls that flowed into a cavern below. The openings of the waterfalls were lined with vines and other exotic flowers. If one were to look up, they would have the perfect view of the stars.
"That's what I said when I first discovered this place." Fransisco chuckled as he sat down at the edge of the cliff, his legs dangling.
"Seriously, it's so mystical!" the shy girl exclaimed, "It almost doesn't seem real..." She closed her eyes and wondered if she was dreaming.
"Almost." the silent Latino said, making Amy realize that she wasn't dreaming.
"So..." the brunette said, trying to start a conversation, "Tell me about yourself."
"I was born in Tijuana, Mexico." Fransisco explained, "It was a very violent town so my family hopped over the border and blended in with American society. We lived peacefully lived in California until I was nine when the government said they would deport us back to our home. We ran again and went to Canada where I've lived ever since. My parents had a hard time adjusting to a place so far away from home, but my brothers and I did fine since we knew English well."
"I never knew that about you." Amy admitted, touched by his story, "I have one question though. I don't mean to be rude or intrusive, but why are you so quiet? I've never seen you so open before."
"I was pretty hot headed back then." Fransisco admitted, "When I was fourteen, I accepted a dare from my friend to scale his house. When I got to the top, I slipped off the roof and banged my throat on the gutter. I had to have one of my vocal chords removed after that. My mom didn't have to punish me because she knew I learned my lesson."
"Oh, you don't say." Amy giggled bashfully, " I guess I should tell you about myself now. I have a mostly normal life with my dad. However, people at school treat me differently from other students since they believe I'm hot. I try to ignore their lewd comments but sometimes my anger gets the best of me. I feel that Chris views me as just an object of desire, not as an actual young lady."
"Chris views everyone except himself as objects." Fransisco pointed out, "It only feeds his sadistic nature."
"When you look at it that way, it makes perfect sense." Amy groaned, before continuing, "I'd hate to brag, but this one time at Disney World when I was seven, I met Belle. My father asked her if I looked like her when she was a little girl, and she said yes!"
"Well, she's right." Fransisco said, making her blush.
"I wasn't aware they were just characters at the time." she giggled, still blushing, "But thank you."
Fransisco noticed the sun on the horizon and helped Amy up. "Anything else you'd like to say?" he asked.
"I... I... I..." she stammered, trying to reveal her true feelings to him, "I had a great time." Fransisco just nodded as they walked back to camp together.
Veteran Camp
Geoff woke up on the sand with Bridgette's skirt on his face. He removed it to find that Bridgette and he were only in their underwear. He recalled how they had a heavy make out session last night and took this opportunity to cop a look on Bridgette.
The surfer girl woke up a few minutes later to find Geoff staring at her. She looked down and gasped at the sight of both of them in their underwear.
"What did we do last night?" Bridgette frantically asked while covering herself up.
"Chill babe, we had the most awesome make out session last night!" Geoff told her, "We just got a little frisky, that's all."
"But did we have to get frisky in front of millions of people?" the blonde surfer exclaimed, now regretting having her hormones get the best of her.
"It makes for good TV." the party boy shrugged, "Besides, it was pretty enjoyable!"
"Yeah..." Bridgette said seductively, rubbing her arm and blushing.
"Anyways, you wanna go surfing?" Geoff suggested, "We don't have to change since we're already in our underwear." He did a couple of poses in his white boxers and prompted Bridgette to do the same.
The surfer girl giggled and blushed as she did some poses in her light blue underwear, blowing a kiss after she finished.
"That's the way I like it!" Geoff purred, "Now let's hit some waves!" Both of them knew how to surf well so they had no trouble getting used to the early morning waves. After a session of surfing, making out, and making out while surfing, they came back to shore to find the rest of their team staring at them.
"Oh God!" Bridgette whimpered as she covered herself up, "Geoff, let's get out of here!"
"At least we're not naked." Geoff chuckled as if being in their undies in public was insignificant.
"Not funny Geoff!" the surfer snapped as she grabbed her boyfriend and ran off.
After a moment of dead silence, Duncan burst out laughing.
(Cruelfessional - An Awkward Moment Completed)
Duncan - Yep, Bridgette and Geoff are in real deep water! (he laughs at his pun) Anyways, I just have to push them over the edge just a little more, and DJ will be in the clear for Bridgette. I can't wait to see the look on Bridgette's face once she realizes DJ was in on the plan too!
Back To The Rookie Camp
Amy walked back into her cabin after her conversation with Fransisco, being greeted by a grinning Jazz and Dana.
"How'd it go?" the tomboy started, getting close to Amy's face, "Tell me all!"
"We just talked about our lives." she shrugged, "We didn't get too... personal."
"How's it like knowing that you've hooked up with Fransisco?" Jazz asked.
"I didn't hook up with him..." Amy said sadly, "I was too scared to tell him my true feelings."
"We should get him to fall in love with you then!" the fashionista purred, "Let's start by changing your style..."
"Hold up!" Amy interrupted, "I'm not going to do what Sandy did at the end of Grease! If that movie told me anything, it would be if you want a guy to like you, don't be yourself!" [1]
"No, not at all." Jazz explained, "You just need to accessorize. Now lift up your shirt a little." Amy lifted her shirt just enough to expose her belly button. When she saw Jazz with a needle and belly button ring, she screamed and pulled her shirt back down.
"I want to change my style a little, not become a hooker!" the brunette beauty shrieked.
"What are your limitations then?" Jazz asked.
"No make up, no thongs, no pain." Amy stated very clearly.
"I've been saving something for someone as top of the line as you..." the fashionista said as she retrieved a case. She opened the case to reveal a jeweled pink bikini.
"Oh my God..." Amy whimpered, "I think that might be too slutty for me..."
"It's not slutty if it doesn't expose the three B's." Jazz explained as she listed on her fingers, "Boobs, butt, or baby maker."
"You didn't really have to say the last one Jazz." Amy said sternly before sighing, "I guess I should at least try it on..."
(Cruelfessional - For No Other Reason Than To Include Derek)
Derek - I've made it further than I thought. However in all due respect to them, I did expect to beat Brad and Chad in my two showdowns. I feel that Fransisco and Emo will put up more of a front though. And for all the ladies out there, I'm single. (he clicks his tongue and points at the camera)
Footnotes
[1] - This is how I really feel about the ending of Grease.
This chapter took a lot longer to write than I thought. It's just that I've been depressed lately and I'm starting to doubt my abilities as an author.
The next chapter will feature Amy in a bikini and a former TDI contestant returning, but before that I'm writing the first chapter of my BridgettexEzekiel story, My Savior Ezekiel. Plot details are in my profile page. There will still be a challenge but I don't feel like telling you that. (heh heh heh)
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