Superhero texts
Green Arrow: Soooooo
Green Arrow: Someone needs to rewrite out the roster duty at the Watchtower
Green Arrow: And the fridge needs re-stocking
Green Arrow: And the training rooms needs cleaning
Green Arrow: And the showers
Green Arrow: …And Red Tornado is off world so someone needs to be den mother for the young heroes
The Flash: Fuck it, I'm becoming a stripper
Green Arrow: …
Green Arrow: This isn't-
Green Arrow: This isn't even your paying job
Damian: What does LOL mean?
Tim: Lemon or Lime, definitely
Batman: Who did it?
Robin: You're gonna have to be more specific
Batman: Who did something against the rules and defied my orders
Robin: …
Robin: You're gonna have to be more specific
Red Arrow: I'm uncover in this cult that sacrifices virgins and I need back up. Any unvirgins here?
Aqualad: I have lost my virginity
Robin: Ages ago
Kid Flash: Yeah… I'm gonna have to sit this one out
Red Arrow: pussy
Kid Flash: Hey Red I thought you were recovering after that fight with Killer Frost
Kid Flash: …
Kid Flash: There was no uncover mission, was there?
Kid Flash: You all are assholes
Zatanna: Rachet ass hoe
Zatanna: I don't fuck around
Zatanna: If you fuck with my man
Zatanna: I'll burn your house down
Zatanna: nwod esuoh reh nruB
Red Hood: Holy duck
Red Hood: *duck
Red Hood: **DUCK
Red Hood: What the shut
Red Hood: *SHUT
Red Hood: Why can't I ducking swear?
Nightwing: Didn't Red Robin promise to get revenge about that ice bucket challenge you did to him?
Red Hood: …
Red Hood: I'm gonna kill that motherducker
Robin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Kid Flash: LAUGHING TOO HARD
Robin: SAVE ME
Kid Flash: I can't- the fangirls just disappeared
Robin: I AM BEING KIDNAPPED
Kid Flash: OH MY GODDD
Kid Flash: THE FANGIRLS HAHAHAHAHA
Damian: What does LOL mean?
Alfred: I believe it means Loads of Landry Master Damian
M'gann: Conner you left your phone back at the Mountain
M'gann: Conner?
M'gann: …
M'gann: Hello M'gann
Artemis: Ksdi
Artemis: ekd
Artemis: hh
Artemis: ui
Zatanna: Gurl, what?
Artemis: ejej n
Zatanna: Okay honey
Damian: What does lol mean?
Jason: Loss of life
Jason: Specifically yours
Artemis: I WAS TRAINING AND MY PHONE WAS IN MY BRA
Zatanna: Guess we can say your boobs did the talking
Wally: Wanna come over
Artemis: Yeah what do you want to do?
Wally: Well it involves pillows and sheets
Artemis: …
Wally: WE'RE GONNA BUILD A PILLOW FORT
Artemis: Oh thank god
Artemis: Crap I just got pulled over
Dick: Okay, step to step guide on how to not get a ticket
Dick: Pull open a couple of buttons of your top
Artemis: It's a girl what do I do
Dick: …
Dick: Pull open a couple of buttons of your top
Dick: So I'm on top of your roof
Dick: You gonna come out or what?
Dick: I'm gonna start tap dancing soon
Wally: Dude shut up!
Dick: Success
Damian: What does LOL mean
Dick: Lots of love
Damian: Father, from research I have conducted you are either telling your workers loss of life, loads of laundry, lots of love or lemon or lemon.
Bruce: Remember what I taught you
Damian: Never use my brothers as research sources
Bruce: Exactly
Damian: So what does LOL stand for?
Bruce: Loads of Liquor