"Ninja Love 2"
By narutofreak14
Alright, there's some good news and bad news…
BAD NEWS: I just found out that a Middle Eastern country is using a fake Mickey Mouse knock-off to persuade young children to hate citizens of Palestine. When I saw this wannabe Mickey Mouse, I don't know whether to cry, yell, or throw up. The fact that someone is using one of Walt Disney's most famous characters for the spread of hate really saddens me. The TV shown producers are also refusing to pull it off the air, denying everything. So, Gaara, if at the end of this chapter, you still want to kill Mickey Mouse, then…you can kill "Farfur" if you want.
GOOD NEWS: Ah jeez, what was the good news? Ummmm…oh I remember now! Another milestone has been reached…the 400th Review of "Ninja Love 2!" I like to thank the following people for helping this fanfiction reach this grand milestone!
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I tired to get everyone…but if I didn't mention you, sorry. But it's hard to keep track of 400 reviewers.
Also, ever since I started this story back on August 20 of 2006…I've reached 408 reviews. As a matter of fact, when I planned this story, I meant for this story to reach at least 22 chapters. Look at this now…I'm almost at 40 chapters! It's almost the one-year anniversary of Ninja Love 2! If I haven't finished the story by August 20, 2007, we should celebrate this event. Any ideas?
Once again, thank you to everyone who has supported me and persuaded to continue my stories! This story is not done yet…and the wedding is a little bit farther down. But it's going to fun getting there!
As a treat, here is the final showdown between Kazekage of the Desert and the Mousekage of the Kingdom!
----Chapter 38----
Final Bout in Timeless River!
"It's okay Gaara!"
"We're getting you out of here!"
"Just hand on, Gaara!"
Gaara stood before Mickey Mouse in the black-and-white world of Timeless River. Everything was like a 1950's cartoon, even Gaara! The two fighters were fighting in a nearby construction yard. "Don't you ever give up?" Mickey asked.
"If I did, I would not be Kazekage of my village," Gaara said.
"Okay," Mickey said. "But get ready for an all-out battle!" Mickey Mouse then performed several hand signs. "Four-fingered arts: Thundaga!" Mickey stuck his hand out and several bolts of powerful lighting emerged from his hands. It was almost like Sasuke's Chidori, only more soup-upped with big lighting bolts. Mickey ran towards Gaara with such agility.
He then pierced through Gaara's sand shield as it rose to protect its user. But Mickey's attack was so powerful that it was a centimeter away from touching Gaara's face. "So powerful…like Uchiha…and Naruto," he said to himself.
"Wow Gaara! The Mouse almost killed you!" said a voice.
"Who said that?" Gaara asked.
"It's me, the sand shield!" the sand shield said. Gaara looked around…and saw a really goofy face on his sand shield. "Hiya, Gaara!"
"AAHH!" Gaara shouted in surprise. "What the hell?!?"
"Don't you know? Everything in old American cartoons talks…even the sun talks!"
"What is the purpose of a talking sand shield?!?!?" Gaara asked, angrily.
"Wait to die Gaara?" the sand shield asked. "Then you better watch out for Mickey's Firaga!"
"Huh?" Gaara asked.
A stream of fire came towards Gaara. Gaara immediately jumped to the side, avoiding the fire blast. Mickey continued the onslaught of Firagas, Blizzagas, and Thundagas. "A '-ga' for every element?" Gaara asked, hiding behind a few girders. Mickey then performed his "Chakaga Recovery" jutsu, a Naruto version of Curaga. Instead of recovering health, it recovers Mickey's chakra. "I which I had a jutsu like that," Gaara said. "But it's a four-fingered jutsu! And even in this whacked-out cartoon world, I have five fingers. I feel out of place."
"Come on, Gaara! You big wuss!" Mickey taunted as he prepared another Blizzaga attack.
"Man, I'm taking a heck of a beating!" the sand shield said.
"Sand shield," Gaara said. "Now that I can talk to you directly…I want to back out for this fight."
"What?!? But Gaara!"
"Listen, don't get me wrong. You've been a great asset for me ever since birth. However, sometimes…you really get in the way. I want to fight this mouse alone! Let me fight my fight. I know I haven't used taijutsu in a long while…but, I'll manage."
"Well, okay," the sand shield said. The sand shield dropped down to Gaara's feet. Gaara then took a fighting stance. "Okay," he said. His arm then molded into a giant sand claw. "Watch out!"
Gaara lurched at the mouse with his mighty sand claw…only for Gaara to be violently knocked back by a shot to the heart by Mickey's Firaga attack. He was sent backwards into a steel girder. Another steel girder fell from above, landing on Gaara's head. A giant bump appeared on top of Gaara's head as he saw birdies fly around his head. Gaara was furious. "How can I be losing to a cartoon Mouse?" he asked himself.
An idea came to him. "Wait…I'm used to fighting in an anime world. But this is another world. This world has different rules of fighting. I need to go to a different area," Gaara said.
"Hey Mickey!" he said. "Let's go to your house!"
"My house? Continue the fight at my house?" Mickey asked. "Okay…let's go!" Mickey Mouse then put his two fingers up in a hand sign. "Four-fingered Arts: Teleportation Jutsu!" he said. Gaara's brain was starting to pulse rapidly.
"Do you think Gaara's okay?" Temari asked. They were nearby the Grand Floridian Resort, carrying an unconscious Gaara on their shoulders. "Tem…Kank…" Gaara moaned. Both Temari and Kankuro were surprised to hear Gaara groaning and moaning. "Gaara?" Kankuro asked. "My head hurt!" Gaara shouted. He got up and began to grab his head in pain, screaming. "Someone help me!" he shouted.
Gaara walked around the courtyard, screaming and swinging at things not there. Temari and Kankuro tried to get close to Gaara to calm him down. "Get this off of me!" he shouted as he tried to rip the shirt off of his back. "Gaara, this isn't Spider-Man 3! Stop trying to pretend like an alien's on your back!"
Gaara then tripped on his feet and fell into a nearby fountain. Temari and Kankuro were able to grab his arms and restraint him. "We got to figure out what's wrong with Gaara," Temari said.
"Let's see if Sakura can find out what's wrong," Kankuro said.
Back in Timeless River, Gaara and Mickey Mouse were fighting in Mickey's house, where a vortex was sucking up all of Mickey's furniture. "I swear, this place is wwwaaay too random!" Gaara commented. He turned to the Mouse. "Let's see…how do I defeat a cartoon?" Gaara asked himself.
"Come on, Gaara!" Mickey said.
"Wait a minute…" Gaara thought. "I remember something…there was this one cartoon I loved watching when I was a kid. It was about some cat trying to kill this mouse. The mouse however would also beat the cat at every step. What was it? T…T…Tom and….Tom and Jerry! That's it! If I play cat-and-mouse with Mickey Mouse, then I may have a chance of beating him!"
Suddenly, Mickey Mouse lurched forward towards Gaara. Gaara jumped backwards into his kitchen. He tried to lower an iron board down, but Mickey Mouse dodged it. "Get ready," Mickey said, jumping high into the air. He was ready to attack Gaara with his keyblade. At a last resort, Gaara grabbed a plugged-in toaster and placed it in front of him. "Uh-oh," Mickey said. But it was too late. The metal keyblade got jammed in the toaster, electrocuting his whole body. "I knew cartoons don't kill the brain!" Gaara said.
Mickey was able to recover. "That was a smart move," Mickey said. He then preformed his "Chakraga recovery Jutsu." Gaara was confused. "How is it that he can recover his won chakra? To perform a jutsu, you must give up chakra. So, to give up chakra to recover it? That doesn't make any sense! Even in a cartoon world like Timeless River, characters must have some chakra limit."
Mickey Mouse performed another jutsu. Everything started to turn wavy. "He's moving to another area!" Gaara said. His head started to hurt again.
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"Do we really need to take his pants off?" Kankuro asked.
"Do you want him to get a cold?" Temari asked, with Gaara's wet shirt in her arms. Gaara's body began to react again. "Stop this madness!" he shouted. He ran around the room, banging his head on everything. "Something must be seriously wrong with Gaara's mind," Temari said.
"Maybe we shouldn't have tried to take his pants off," Kankuro said.
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"You cheated, Kakashi!" Gai said, after Kakashi and he had finished their golf game. Shizune had an ice bag on her head after Gai threw a golf club at her head. "Are you okay?" Naruto asked.
"I'm fine, thank you," she said.
"Why don't you kick Gai's ass?" Naruto asked.
"The fact that he lost to Kakashi makes it funny," Shizune said. Tonton agreed with an oink. "So, you and Hinata are getting married, huh?" Shizune asked. "Well, congratulations!"
"Yeah, but the Hyuga elders are trying to stop the wedding," Naruto said.
"Oh?" asked Shizune.
"Right now, Hinata and Hiashi are back in Konoha trying to reason with them," Naruto said.
"Well, I'm sure they're doing everything they can to bring the Hyuga elders to their senses," Shizune said. "I'm not surprised if the Hyuga elders have already come to their senses."
"I don't know," Naruto said. "One of them tried to kill me with a jutsu when they saw me with Hinata once. They're pretty stubborn."
"Well, don't worry too much about it," Shizune said. "Now, come on. Tsunade said she'll treat you to Chef Mickey's."
"Really?!?"
"She said that it'll cheer you up," Shizune said.
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Gaara woke up in a strange place. "Where am I?" he asked himself. He grabbed his head and got to his feet. "Yoo ho!" Mickey shouted. Gaara looked up and saw Mickey Mouse waving his hand at him. Gaara became infuriated. He charged at Mickey…only to fall over. He used the sand to grab onto another girder, saving himself. "Phew!" Gaara said, relieved. He then looked down. He was shocked to find himself in a tower, under construction, 1,000 feet off the ground. "What a mad man!" Gaara shouted.
"Yep, in Timeless River, we can make towers this high," Mickey said. "Come on Gaara! There has to be another way to settle this."
"You better give me a good fight!" Gaara said. Gaara lunged at Mickey with a sand claw.
Mickey and Gaara continued fighting high up in the steel girders. Sand, fire, ice, and thunder continued to be fired off high up in the air. After fighting in mid-air for so long, Gaara and Mickey both landed on their feet. Gaara noticed that Mickey almost fell over. He was happy to see this. "I knew it," he said. "You can't just recover chakra just by performing a jutsu. You have to give up something. In this case, it's your stamina. You have to give up energy in order to recover chakra, so you can do more jutsu. By why? Why do you continue to drag out the fight? I have a good reason to hate you…but what's your excuse?"
"I don't hate you Gaara," Mickey said. "It's just…there's a peaceful way to deal with everything. But you started the fight."
"You could've ended it," Gaara said.
"But you wouldn't let me," Mickey said. Suddenly, Mickey Mouse was ambushed off of the construction work. Both Gaara and Mickey were plunging 1,000 feet off of the ground. "Oh no!" Mickey said.
"You're finally going to die!" Gaara said. "Not even a cartoon character like you can survive an impact this big!"
Gaara then performed another jutsu, this time changing the sand gourd on his back into sand, which will cushion his fall. As the two were falling, Gaara looked over at Mickey Mouse. Out of sympathy, he made his sand cushion big enough to protect himself and Mickey Mouse. Both of them, combined with a sand shield, landed into the ground, leaving a huge dent into the ground.
Both Mickey and Gaara were lying on the ground, exhausted and bodies wore. Both of them were breathing heavily. Gaara's chakra levels were very low. The Mouse still had some fight in, but both knew the fight couldn't continue on. "Okay," Gaara breathed. "I quit. You win."
"I didn't want to hurt you," Mickey breathed. "But I also don't want you to hate me."
"Bring back Alien Encounter," Gaara breathed.
"I can't."
"Damn it…okay. In that case, I want to refurbish the Haunted Mansion at least. That's my other favorite ride…and it's going down the crapper."
"Granted," Mickey said. Mickey then snapped his fingers.
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"Gaara…Gaara? Are you okay?" asked a voice. Gaara opened his eyes. A bright light disoriented him a little bit. "What?" he asked.
"Oh good," said another voice. "You're waking up."
Gaara then regained his vision…to his Kankuro and Temari looking at him. "You must have had one psycho dream," Temari said.
"I had a hell of a fight with Mickey Mouse," Gaara said, sitting up. "But never mind that, where am I?"
"Back in your hotel room," Kankuro said.
"Ah man…my back hurts," Gaara said. "Don't we have one of those icy-hot patch thingies?" Gaara was about to stand up but Temari stopped him. "Don't stand up," Temari shouted.
"Screw you," Gaara said. He stood up.
"Oh god, Gaara! You're so gross!" Temari shouted, covering her eyes.
"What are you bitching about?" Gaara asked. He looked down to see his exposed self. He immediately pulled the towel back up. "Where the hell are my clothes?!?" he asked angrily.
"They got wet," Kankuro said. "So we took them off. We don't want you getting a cold."
"Wet? I never got in a pool," Gaara said.
"But, you did get into a fountain," Temari said.
"I'm going to kill you guys," Gaara said.
"Still Gaara, the wedding's in 5 days (I can't remember what day I'm on, so I leaving it off at 5 days, unless someone remembers). Don't you think you should practice on being a minister for the wedding?"
"How hard can it be?" Gaara asked. "All I have to do is ask them if they want to get married, they say yes, boom! We're done, they're married, and we party afterwards."
"It's not that easy," Temari said.
"It is for me," Gaara said. "But, since I made peace with the Mouse, I got nothing else to do tomorrow. I guess I can help Naruto with his vows."
"That's the spirit," Temari said.
"You made peace with Mickey Mouse?" Kankuro asked.
After Gaara's clothes dried, he walked out of the room. "If you need me, I'll be at the spa," he said. "I need one after my fight against the Mouse." He then left. "Gaara made peace with Mickey?" Kankuro asked.
"Hell's freezing over," Temari said.
TO BE CONTINUED…
NEXT TIME:
(Konohamaru) I'm telling you Hanabi! There's something engraved in that stone of the necklace Sakura's wearing!
(Hanabi) And I'm telling you that you're an idiot! What do you think it is? The Key to the Magic?
(Konohamaru)
Maybe. That's probably a map on how to find the magic of Disney
World? Maybe a teleporter that takes us to every Disneyland! Or
maybe…
(Hanabi) Oh god…is sis back yet?
NEXT TIME: Discovering the Map! Treasure of the World!
Also, if anyone's a Pokémon fan, I started a Pokémon trainer adventure fanfiction called "Sinnoh Adventure." It's based on the new Diamond and Pearl games. It features some aspect of the anime, but there are a few ideas that stray from the games and anime. Check it out, and please leave a review…for this story and the Pokémon story. Thanks for the support throughout the last 37 chapters! You guys rock!