Beck Oliver: You went to a date with tori?
Jade West: why do you care
Beck Oliver: jade, we are friends, we did a okay together
Jade West: Beck, it's time to reveal you the truth
Beck Oliver: what truth?
Jade West: all this time we've been together I knew something that I never dated to tell you...
Beck Oliver: yes?
Jade West: well...
Jade West: I'm a lesbian
Beck Oliver: you are what?
Beck Oliver: you're kidding, right?
Jade West: No
Jade West: I'm in love with tori
Beck Oliver: you must be kidding
Beck Oliver: but you were having sex with me every night
Jade West: well... I had to
Beck Oliver: oh come on! you liked it
Jade West: did I?
Beck Oliver: holly shit
Jade West: you are so pathetic
Beck Oliver: why?
Jade West: I'm not a lesbian, you idiot
Beck Oliver: I knew it!
Beck Oliver: the stuff you were doing in bed... you know
Jade West: I know
Beck Oliver:
Jade West: I am going to have a bath
Beck Oliver: now? today?
Jade West: ugh yeah??
Beck Oliver: but it's Monday
Jade West: so?
Beck Oliver: you never do it on Mondays
Jade West: now I do
Beck Oliver: oh
Jade West: you should try to wash yourself too
Beck Oliver: fuck off
Jade West: you fuck off
Beck Oliver: with pleasure
Jade West: we're not dating, so that is weird
Beck Oliver: you're right
Jade West:
Beck Oliver: we're awkward
Jade West: yes we do
Beck Oliver: but we've always did
Jade West: that's true
