Beck Oliver: You went to a date with tori?

Jade West: why do you care

Beck Oliver: jade, we are friends, we did a okay together

Jade West: Beck, it's time to reveal you the truth

Beck Oliver: what truth?

Jade West: all this time we've been together I knew something that I never dated to tell you...

Beck Oliver: yes?

Jade West: well...

Jade West: I'm a lesbian

Beck Oliver: you are what?

Beck Oliver: you're kidding, right?

Jade West: No

Jade West: I'm in love with tori

Beck Oliver: you must be kidding

Beck Oliver: but you were having sex with me every night

Jade West: well... I had to

Beck Oliver: oh come on! you liked it

Jade West: did I?

Beck Oliver: holly shit

Jade West: you are so pathetic

Beck Oliver: why?

Jade West: I'm not a lesbian, you idiot

Beck Oliver: I knew it!

Beck Oliver: the stuff you were doing in bed... you know

Jade West: I know

Beck Oliver:

Jade West: I am going to have a bath

Beck Oliver: now? today?

Jade West: ugh yeah??

Beck Oliver: but it's Monday

Jade West: so?

Beck Oliver: you never do it on Mondays

Jade West: now I do

Beck Oliver: oh

Jade West: you should try to wash yourself too

Beck Oliver: fuck off

Jade West: you fuck off

Beck Oliver: with pleasure

Jade West: we're not dating, so that is weird

Beck Oliver: you're right

Jade West:

Beck Oliver: we're awkward

Jade West: yes we do

Beck Oliver: but we've always did

Jade West: that's true