Reading over the reviews I noticed a lot of them are funnier than my fic. XD I enjoy reading over my reviews. Now before anybody says another thing about my hatred for the 4Kids voice actors... GET OVER IT! I'm gonna hate them till I die! If you compare Shadow's old voice with his new you'll see that his old voice was millions of times hotter and better. His new voice makes him sound like a whiny emo crybaby. That's all I'm gonna say for now and please stop asking me to do that stupid genie. I'll do Shara when I get the inspiration. You can't force me to do somebody I have no inspiration to do. Please be patient. Also I have no intention of doing Maria because if I do him I'll have to do the other Mario people and I HATE Maria and all his games.

Chapter 38 Helen

After Metal Sonic went off to look for Sonic to challenge him to another fight the host got a drink of water then returned to her chair. "Welcome back to the show," she said, smiling into the camera. "Our next guest is that blond girl who needs a wheelchair that looks like Maria though she doesn't ever meet Shadow and should have. Please welcome Helen!"

The audience cheered as the girl came out of the guest lounge and steered her wheelchair up onto the stage. Since she was already seated the host didn't offer her a seat on the couch. "Hey, Helen," the host said, smiling at her.

"Hi," the girl said.

"How are you today?"

"I'm fine."

"You know what?' the host asked.

"What?"

"You're one of the few characters on Sonic X that I like and don't have a grumble about their dub voice," the host said.

"Thanks.. uh what do you mean by don't have a grumble about my dub voice?" she asked. "Don't you like them?"

"No," the host replied. "Most of them stink like ten week old crap filled diapers. Yours is actually nice. Did anyone tell you you look like Maria Robotnick?"

"Who is Maria Robotnick?"

"Shadow's best friend."

"Who is Shadow?"

"A black hedgehog that people think looks like Sonic though he doesn't."

"Oh."

"Do you think that you should have been the person the Sonic characters lived with instead of Chris?"

"I don't know," Helen said. "That might have worked. I mean; How many of use can relate to a rich kid?"

"Now many can relate to the whole.. 'My parent don't spend any time with me and I'm lonely blah blah blah' bit," the host admitted. "I'm not dissing people who are like that but that sort of thing could have been put into the empathy range without the kid being disgustingly rich."

"Well I won't say anything bad about my friends but I guess you're right," she agreed.

"But you do look a lot like Maria." the host said again. "You and Shadow should have met. That would have made an interesting episode. I mean he could see you and think you're Maria's re-incarnation or something."

"Didn't you write a story like that already?"

"Yeah but I might have to re-edit it," the host said, thoughtfully. "Not enough detail and too many spelling and grammer mistakes."

"Are you going to?"

"Someday," the host said. "Hey, who's interviewing who here?"

"You're interviewing me but I wanted to know about your fic," Helen said.

"If you want to know about it read it," the host said. "And I'm not mentioning it anymore. I'm against advertizing fics in other fics. It makes me sound like I'm desperate for reviews or something." the host snorted. "Right now I don't want anyone reading it. Not until I re-edit the crazy thing."

"What about the sequel?"

"Will you stop interviewing me already!?" the host shouted. "I'm not telling anything else about the story or the sequel that I'm probably not even going to do because I don't have inspiration anyway-" the host smacked her forehead. "there I go again. I don't want to advertize. Stop asking questions and just read it already."

"Okay then I will." Helen turned to go.

"Not right now!" the host called after her. "We're not done with the interview yet!"

"Oh, I thought we were," the girl said, turning back to the host. "What else do you want to know?"

"Do yo think you should have gotten more screen time on the show?" the host asked.

"Maybe a little more," she replied, thoughtfully. "I'm kinda sad that I didn't but..."

"I think you should have," the host said. "In fact Shadow should have taken you to the ARK."

Helen looked weirded out. "Okay..." she said.

"Do you like the fact that Chris and you become an item later on in the series?" the host asked.

"Not really," the girl replied. "I mean before then he didn't even give me the time of day and all of a sudden we're dating? Then he goes off on his own to Sonic's world and makes sure nobody but him knows the password and can go through. What kind of love is that?"

"I don't know," the host said. "But I personally think you're too good for him."

"I don't know about that."

"Does your wheelchair have four wheel drive?" the host asked.

"What?"

"Does your wheelchair have four wheel drive?" the host repeated herself. "Was it made like those four wheeler dirt bikes? Can it go smoothly on any kind of terrain?"

"I don't know."

"How do you feel if Sonic told you he was in love with you?"

Helen looked scared. "I hope he doesn't," she said.

"Why not?"

"Because he's a hedgehog and I'm a human."

"Oh. How would you feel if Shadow started stalking you because you look like Maria."

"You're going to obsess with that fact aren't you?"

"Yep," the host said. "It's obvious and if anyone disagrees with me they need glasses."

"I disagree with you."

"Then you're the only one," the host said. "You look more like Maria than Chris. Chris looks like a Sora wannabee and looks about as close to Maria as I do and I look nothing like Maria."

"Neither does he," she said. "and if he did I'd think something was wrong."

"He's a girly boy."

"Right..."

"So can I take a ride in your wheelchair?"

"No."

"What's your last name."

"I was never told."

"That sucks," the host said. "I guess I'll have to take a guess. Hendricks."

Helen made a face. "Ick. I hope not."

"Hehehe. So do I." the host agreed. "and having said that-"

Suddenly the door to the guest lounge opened a Shadow came running out of the room. He dashed to the stage and jumped at Helen landing on top of her and glomping her. "MARIA!" he exclaimed, hugging her tight. "You've come back to me!"

"Eek!" the girl exclaimed, trying to get free of Shadow's iron grasp. "Help! Get him off me!"

"MARIA!" Shadow squealed like a nut case. "I'll never leave you again."

"I'm not Maria! I'm Helen!"

"MARIA!"

Helen cast a pleading look at the host who was grinning like an idiot at this interesting development. "Help me!" she exclaimed. "Don't just sit there grinning! Get him off me!"

The host frowned but gave in. "Oh all right." she got up and walked over to Shadow tapping him on the shoulder.

"What?" he demanded, looking at yhe host in annoyance.

"That's not Maria," she said.

He stared. "It's not?"

"Nope," the host said, shaking her head.

He looked at the girl. "Then who is it?"

"Her name's Helen," the host explained.

"Oh." Helen's face flared with embarressment. He looked at the girl. "Sorry."

"It's all right," the girl said, sounding unsure."

Shadow let her go and ran out of the studio red as a tomato. The host sat down, grinning. "And now you have met Shadow."

Helen was still staring after him. "I'm kinda glad I never met him now," she said. "He's crazy!"

A/N

lol couldn't resist.

I finally did Helen. I don't think I did any mocking of her since there's really nothing about her to make fun of and if I say anything mean about her people will be offended because she's handicapped and too nice to mock. lol I won't be so nice to the next person. hehehehe Yes I did write a fic about Shadow and Helen but I have to re-edit it because it's full of spelling errors.