LOONEY TUNES: THE BELKAN WAR

by StriderPhantom

A parody of Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War. Blake Bunny is the flight lead of the USAF's Galm Team, and he and Larry Hase, must defend the Allied Forces against the military of Belka, a country that is smarter, faster, and deadlier than any other nation that have come before. Can the Galm Team stop Belka from taking over Europe? Takes place in the Shattered Skies Universe.

35. Mission 10: Mayhem

Mission 10: Mayhem.

[B7R, France-Belka. 1200 hours. May 28, 1995.]

AWACS EagleEye: "Incoming message from Allied Forces HQ. 40% of Allied air forces are already lost."

Allied Squadron: "Darn it, there's too many of them! We can't handle them all!"

Allied Squadron: "Where are the reinforcements?!"

Pixy: "Time to dive into fireworks!"

Cipher: "You said it. Let's do this!"

Cipher: "Disperse, Pixy. Weapons hot."

PJ: "I've never been in an aerial battle of this scope before."

Cipher: "Fox Two!"

Allied Squadron: "Where's the support?"

Cipher: "He's down!"

Cipher: "I have a lock."

Allied Squadron: "All damaged aircraft return to base."

Cipher: "Galm 1, Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Got him!"

Cipher: "Galm 1, Fox Three!"

Belkan Squadron: "Still no reinforcements from base. If only they'd get here, we could put an end to this all at once."

Cipher: "Bull's eye!"

Cipher: "Fox Three, Fox Three!"

Allied Squadron: "Another plane's been shot down!"

Cipher: "Fox Three!"

PJ: "The Round Table's nothing special. I'll take care of things!"

Cipher: "Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Bandit down!"

Allied Squadron: "Our support's here? Who did they send us?"

Allied Squadron: "IFF has confirmed, it's Galm. The reinforcement team is Galm."

Belkan Squadron: "The guy who pulled out Tauberg's sword is here. Be careful!"

Cipher: "Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Goodnight!"

Pixy: "We've still gotta get the job done."

Cipher: "Firing!"

Cipher: "Bandit destroyed."

Belkan Squadron: "I'll put that American rabbit in his place."

Allied Squadron: "Don't give up! It's not over yet!"

Cipher: "Locked on!"

Cipher: "I missed."

Belkan Squadron: "I'll shoot them down and make a name for myself."

Cipher: "Let's see about that."

Belkan Squadron: "You don't have what it takes to fly in the Round Table."

Cipher: "Fox Two! Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Whooeee!"

AWACS EagleEye: "The enemy threat level is down. Continue to engage."

Cipher: "Roger that, EagleEye."

Pixy: "There's so many of 'em!"

Wizard 1: "Wizard 1 here. The enemy has broken formation. Take them out."

Wizard 1: "Larry, can you read me?"

Pixy: "Looks like you've still got the touch."

Wizard 1: "It's happening just as you thought. It's about time we got out of this dead-end job."

Pixy: "Not just yet."

Cipher: "You know him, Pixy?"

Pixy: "Yeah."

Cipher: "Galm 1, Fox Two."

Cipher: "Yahoo!"

PJ: "Get a good eyeful of this flying! Let it sink in!"

Cipher: "Missile launched!"

Belkan Squadron: "Reinforcements still haven't arrived! What is our country doing?!"

AWACS EagleEye: "Nice work! The enemy threat level has dropped to under 50%. Just a little more."

Cipher: "Roger that."

Sorcerer 1: "Sorcerer 1 to all units. That's the Galm Team. Watch and learn."

Cipher: "Radar lock!"

Cipher: "Got him!"

Allied Squadron: "Galm's not fighting alone. Let's show 'em what the Erusean Air Force can do!"

Cipher: "Firing!"

Cipher: "He's down!"

Belkan Squadron: "Darn, the sky is too crowded."

Allied Squadron: "Time to get fired up, boys!"

Belkan Squadron: "The commander's plane is gone! Confirm our chain of command!"

Belkan Squadron: "They're attacking without mercy. Do they plan on burning everything?"

Belkan Squadron: "That American rabbit, screw him! He's turning the tide of battle in their favor."

Belkan Squadron: "He can't be anthropomorphic!"

Belkan Squadron: "He's like a demon…"

Belkan Squadron: "I've never seen anything like it."

Allied Squadron: "That kind of pilot…They call a Demon Lord."

Cipher: "Fox Three!"

Cipher: "Got him!"

Wizard 1: "Wizard 1 to all units. Belka's days are over. Let's wrap this up."

Allied Squadron: "Galm's revived our front line!"

Allied Squadron: "Those rabbits are gonna get all the credit again."

PJ: "I fight for peace. That's what I'm here for."

Pixy: "While you're up here 'fighting for peace', tons of blood is being shed on the ground. Some 'peace', kid."

PJ: "And I'm here to put an end to that."

Pixy: "You think you can stop bloodshed by shedding more blood? Flyin' with all those ideals swimming around in your head is gonna get you killed."

AWACS EagleEye: "Galm Team, multiple craft approaching! Something's wrong…stay alert."

Cipher: "Whoa!"

Schwarze Leader: "Schwarze Leader to all units. The escaping craft is headed this way. It's Huckebein. Don't let your guard down."

PJ: "Another one's coming! That plane…is that the Vulture?!"

Cipher: "It is!"

Schwarze Leader: "There's an annoying fly in the enemy. All right, change of plans, we'll deal with the escaped craft later."

Pixy: "Guess they've come to pick on the dead again."

Schwarze Leader: "There they are. The rabbit dream team."

Schwarze Team: "Let's go hunt them down."

Cipher: "Is there anyone that can protect that Huckebein?"

Belkan Squadron: "This is the worst kind of support we could hope for."

Cipher: "An aircraft appeared on radar near Huckebein's position."

Grabacr 1: "Huckebein the Raven!"

Cipher: "It's Grabacr!…He's attacking Huckebein!"

Heart break 1: "This is Heart break 1 of the Wardog Squadron. I'm gonna protect Huckebein but I got enemy fighters on my tail. Someone take them out for me."

Cipher: "I'm coming Heart break 1."

Cipher: "Galm 1, Fox Three."

AWACS EagleEye: "Radar lock!"

Cipher: "Heart break 1, I shot down those enemy fighters."

Heart break 1: "Thanks. Galm 1."

Cipher: "Pixy, let's engage the enemy ace squadron. We got Foxhounds to deal with."

Pixy: "Roger."

Pixy: "Watch out. The enemy's tracking you on radar."

Albireo 1: "It missed."

Grabacr 1: "Missile launched!"

Heart break 1: "Fox Two."

Cipher: "Fox Three."

Cipher: "Bull's eye!"

Cipher: "Radar lock!"

Pixy: "Watch out. The enemy's locked on to you!"

Cipher: "Got one!"

AWACS EagleEye: "Locked on."

Cipher: "Locked on."

AWACS EagleEye: "Launch. Launch."

Cipher: "Bandit shot down!"

AWACS EagleEye: "Warning. The enemy's locked on to you."

Cipher: "I dodged it!"

AWACS EagleEye: "Target hit!"

Pixy: "Galm 2, Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Galm 1, Fox two!"

Cipher: "Got him!"

AWACS EagleEye: "Galm1, missile evaded."

Grabacr 1: "Fox Two!"

Heart break 1: "Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Launch. Launch."

Cipher: "The missile didn't connect."

Heart break 1: "Darn it!"

Pixy: "That Huckebein was flying real strange. I wonder why…"

Grabacr 1: "You're next arrogant American."

Cipher: "Firing!"

Heart break 1: "Darn! Grabacr is on my tail!"

Cipher: "You're gonna have to evade him. I got fighters on my tail."

Pixy: "Fox Two! Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Target down!"

Schwarze Leader: "Those rabbits smell of money and death. They're nothing but vultures…scavenging for profit through blood of other."

Cipher: "Who are you calling us rabbits vultures and we're not mercenaries."

Grabacr 1: "Missile launched!"

Cipher: "Missile evaded."

Cipher: "Locked on."

Cipher: "Bandit destroyed!"

Schwarze Team: "There's two of them that stand out from the rest."

Schwarze Leader: "Target the leader."

Cipher: "Fox Two! Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Enemy MIG down!"

Cipher: "Heart break 1 has been shot down!"

Cipher: "I'm going after Grabacr!"

AWACS EagleEye: "About half the Belkan fighters have been shot down. You can win this."

Schwarze Leader: "All planes, we don't have time to go game hunting out here."

Grabacr 1: "Fox Two!"

Sneg 1: "Galm 1! Missile! Missile inbound!"

Cipher: "I dodged it."

Pixy: "Watch out. The enemy's tracking you on radar."

AWACS EagleEye: "Radar lock!"

Cipher: "Fox Two, Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Grabacr is down!"

Grabacr 1: "I never thought you would be this good…"

Cipher: "All right. Let's get the remaining MIGs."

Cipher: "Galm 1, missile launched!"

Cipher: "Enemy plane shot down!"

Schwarze Leader: "What the heck happened?"

Schwarze Team: "Fox Two! Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Fox Two! Fox Two!"

Cipher: "He's down!"

Cipher: "You're next Vulture."

Cipher: "You're mine!"

Cipher: "He's down!"

AWACS EagleEye: "Galm Team, more multiple craft approaching! Something's wrong…stay alert."

Cipher: "Great, there's more."

Schnee 1: "Target is in firing range. Schnee 1 to all units. Release your missiles."

Cipher: "Evade!"

Schnee Team: "Schnee 4 to Schnee 1. Target confirmed on radar. It's him."

Cipher: "The Phonix!"

AWACS EagleEye: "They've got a lock! Break!"

Cipher: "Darn, the radar's jammed. I'm gonna take out the enemy jammer aircraft."

Cipher: "Galm 1, Fox Three."

Cipher: "Target down."

Pixy: "Stay on guard. Those guys can fire long-range missiles."

Cipher: "Ofnir!"

Ofnir 1: "Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Ofnir is down."

Ofnir 1: "Don't think you've won this. This isn't over yet!"

Pixy: "Belkan jammer aircraft is down. I can see everything."

Cipher: "Galm 1, Fox Two."

Cipher: "He's down!"

Schnee Team: "Break right! Break right!"

Cipher: "Fox Three."

AWACS EagleEye: "Nice kill."

AWACS EagleEye: "Missile evaded."

Cipher: "Fox Three! Fox Three!"

Cipher: "Got a kill!"

Schnee Team: "Captain, I'll take up the rear."

Pixy: "Long-range missile approaching! Break!"

Schnee Team: "I'm being tailed. Requesting support."

AWACS EagleEye: "Warning. The enemy's locked on to you!"

Schnee Team: "We're gonna reclaim air superiority at the Round Table."

AWACS EagleEye: "Locked on!"

Cipher: "Fox Two."

Cipher: "I got him!"

Schnee Team: "This one's fast!"

Belkan Squadron: "His flying is unpredictable."

Cipher: "I have you now!"

Cipher: "Fox Two."

AWACS EagleEye: "Bandit's in gun range."

AWACS EagleEye: "Missed the target!"

Schnee Team: "He's all mine."

Pixy: "You're being targeted from long-range! Jink!"

Cipher: "Missile, evading!"

Schnee Team: "A single red wing…I've heard of this pilot."

Schnee 1: "American rabbits! This is gonna be fun!"

Cipher: "Watch out, Pixy. The enemy's locked on to you."

Schnee 1: "This is our turf and we'll fly how we please."

Cipher: "You will not fly in my mom's backyard if your country started this war and my mom said this is everyone's turf if their country didn't start the war."

Cipher: "Radar lock."

Cipher: "I missed."

Schnee 1: "My squadron will bask in glory if we get through this alive."

Cipher: "That's not gonna happen but you will be alive if you've ejected."

AWACS EagleEye: "Fox Two! Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Target down!"

Schnee 1: "That pilot's unbelievable. He did all this with those limited contacts…"

Cipher: "Fox Two!"

Cipher: "You're next Phonix."

Belkan Squadron: "Don't do anything reckless. You'll only distract the Schnee Squadron."

Cipher: "You're mine!"

Cipher: "Target destroyed."

Belkan Squadron: "Darn it, the enemy has the initiative. Where're the reinforcements?!"

AWACS EagleEye: "Galm Team, more multiple craft approaching! Something's wrong…stay alert."

Cipher: "Darn it!"

Silber Team: "The front is retreating."

Silber 1: "They're fast. Follow them. This will be your final lesson."

Silber Team: "Roger, Boss."

Silber 1: "Follow me."

Cipher: "The Silber Team. That's a famous Belkan squadron."

AWACS EagleEye: "Galm 1, take out the reinforcements."

Pixy: "Fox Two, Fox Two."

Cipher: "Splash one!"

PJ: "They're watching each other's positions. I better not divert from the team."

Pixy: "You're being targeted from long-range! Jink!"

Belkan Squadron: "Phantom jets? It's the Silver Eagle!"

Belkan Squadron: "They really did come back!"

Cipher: "Galm 1, Fox Three."

AWACS EagleEye: "Missile evaded."

Cipher: "Splash one! Splash one!"

Silber 1: "Get out there! The rules will protect you."

Pixy: "Watch out. The enemy's locked on to you."

Cipher: "Goodnight."

Silber Team: "Tailing enemy aircraft. I'm closing in."

Belkan Squadron: "Evaded! That's some crazy maneuvering!"

Albireo 1: "Missile inbound! Break! Break!"

AWACS EagleEye: "Galm 1, missile evaded."

AWACS EagleEye: "Warning. The enemy's tracking you on radar!"

Silber Team: "We'll fly by the rules and take them out."

AWACS EagleEye: "Missile evaded."

AWACS EagleEye: "Warning. The enemy's locked on to you!"

Silber 1: "I taught you how to fly. The rest is up to you."

Silber 1: "This battle is getting out of hand. Stay alert at all times."

PJ: "Screwed the Phantom. I guess looks can be deceiving."

PJ: "I can't believe how quick they are."

Silber 1: "If you get confused, just let your hands take over. You've had enough training to do this in your sleep."

Silber Team: "Roger, Boss."

Pixy: "Watch out. The enemy's tracking you on radar!"

Silber 1: "Focus on your own flying."

Pixy: "Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Missile, evading!"

Pixy: "Fox Two."

Pixy: "Lone-range missile approaching! Break!"

AWACS EagleEye: "Radar lock!"

Cipher: "Got him!"

Silber Team: "One of our planes is down! Awaiting your orders, Boss."

Silber 1: "All planes, stay focused and fly as usual."

Cipher: "I have you now!"

Cipher: "Target down!"

Belkan Squadron: "He's fighting clean. I'll show him he's only digging his own grave."

Belkan Squadron: "Another aircraft? Who shot it down?"

Belkan Squadron: "Demon of America."

Belkan Squadron: "So that pilot is the Demon Lord?"

Cipher: "You're mine!"

Cipher: "He's down!"

Cipher: "Fox Two!"

Cipher: "Goodnight."

Silber Team: "Be on the lookout and climb to higher altitude."

Silber Team: "3's been hit!"

Silber Team: "Darn it!"

Silber Team: "Darn it!"

Silber 1: "I wasn't able to cover them."

Cipher: "You're next Silver Eagle."

Silber 1: "Where did you learn to fly like that, rabbit?"

Cipher: "Here in B7R. The Round Table, my mom's backyard."

Cipher: "Get out of my mom's backyard!"

Cipher: "You're mine!"

Cipher: "Cover, Pixy. Weapons safe."

PJ: "Cipher just bagged a bandit!"

Allied Squadron: "The demon born of the Round Table…"

AWACS EagleEye: "All targets within combat airspace are down. Operation complete."

Pixy: "Yo, Buddy. You still alive?"