Prompt for Whisper13 :)
Prompt: Hayley Williams (Good enough prompt?)
January 2, 2012
Red Head.
"'Sup Fang? Watcha doin'?"
Fang glanced up from his magazine, only to yelp in surprise to see that it was Max. "M-Max!" he spluttered, quickly closing the magazine. "What do you want?"
The brunette narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "I want to know what you were reading."
"Nothing." Fang protested. "Just some stuff about the new Ford car."
Max crossed her arms. "Uh-huh."
"I swear!"
"Give me the magazine."
"Max-"
"Give it."
"Max!"
"Fine, I'll get it myself!" And the struggle began.
Max pounced on Fang, trying to tear the paper out of his hands. Unfortunately for Fang, he had been laying down, which made it harder for him to defend himself. They rolled on the floor a bit, the magazine always a little bit out of Max's reach. Now she REALLY wanted to know what he was reading. So she took some drastic measures.
Fang immediately stopped when he felt pain… down there. His grip loosened its hold, and Max took this opportunity to snatch it out of his hands. Though she hadn't meant to kick him THAT hard.
"Max!" Fang groaned, sitting up as best as he could. "Stop being nosy! Plus, you don't know what I was reading! There are millions of different things in there."
Max flashed him a sly look. "Yes, but what if you happened to have folded down the page, hm?" Oh my god Fang was an idiot.
"Hm." Max observed, skimming through the page. "Hayley Williams, eh? Wonder what she looks like-" Her speech was cut off at the sight of a picture in the bottom left corner.
"Oh GOD no." Max whirled on Fang. "A REDHEAD? You're reading about a REDHEAD? Was LISSA not ENOUGH for you?"
"Max-"
"Oh my god, I can't believe it! Seriously? What, should I dye my hair red so you'll stop doing this?"
"Max, just listen to me dammit-"
"No, I don't want to hear it! We are through, you stubborn jerk! Through!"
Fang watched Max storm out of the room, magazine clutched in hand. It was only then he processed her words.
"WE WEREN'T EVEN TOGETHER!"
Karma: Oh Max, you drama queen you. And ha, red heads. XD
See you tomorrow!
