AN: stfu prepz git a lif!111111 What do you mean get a life? I'm a gamer! I have many lives! U SUCK!11 oh and form now on il be in vocation in englind until lik august so I wont be able 2 update 4 a while, lolz. HOORAY! fangz 2 evry1 hu revoiwed expect da prepz hu flamed FOK U!1 MCR RULEZ 666!111

I woke up in da Norse's offace on a special gothik coffin. She...isn't...dead? *cries hysterically* Hairgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma How are you in a comma? coz Vampir and Draco had bet him up. Mr. Noris CHUCK NORRIS? was cleaning the room.

"Oh mi satan wut happened!" I screamed. Suddenly Volxemort came. He loked less mean then usual. HOW DID VOLDY APPARATE INSIDE OF HOGWARTS?

"Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11" I yielded.

"Thou hath nut killd Vampire yet!11" he said arngrily. Sudenly he started 2 cry tearz of blood al selective. How do you cry selectively?

"Volxemort? OMFG what's wrong!111" I asked. Why would you ask Voldemort that?

Sudenly... Unneeded ellipses instance number 59! Lucian, Profesor Sinister and Serious came! B'lody Mary and Vampire were wif dem. Every1 was holding blak boxez. VOLXEMORT DISAPAERD. One, you can't firetrucking spell, two, Voldy CAN'T APPARATE INTO HOGWARTS!

"OMFG Enoby ur alive!111" Scremed Vampire. I hugged him and B'lody Mary.

"What the fuk happened?" I asked dem. "Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?" I gosped. Like dead? You're either dead, or you aren't...

"Enoby u were almost shot!11" said Serious. "But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time." MOST-CONVIENT-EPIC-SUENESS-EXCUSE-FOR-NOT-DYING EVER!

"But fangz anyway!1" said Lucian holding oot his arm. I gasped. He had two arms! NO! Really? I thought people had three arms!

"OMG I cant beleve Vampirz' dad shot u!1" I gasped.

"Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap bak den." said James. He was possessed by himself?

"Yah he wuz a spy." Serious said sadly. "He wuz really a Death Dealer."

"And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11" said Lucian. "He didn't even realy no hu GC were until I told him." Well anyway everyone tarted 2 give me presents. Why would they give you presents? I was opening a blak box wif red 666s (there wuz a dvd of corps bride in it) on it when I gasped. Mr. Noris CHUCK NORRIS? looked up angrily coz he h8ed gothz.

"Hey haz aneone fuking seen Draco?" I asked gothikally.

"No Draco told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax." What? Anyone know what that is? said Profesor Trevolry. "He duzzn't know dat ur better. Anyway da norse said u could get up. Cum on!1"

I got up suicidally. How do you get up suicidally? Lucian, Serious and Profesor Sinister left. I wuz wearing I. DO. NOT. CARE! a blak leather nightgun. Under that I had on a sexxy blak leather bra That CANNOT be comfortable trimed wif blak lace, with a matching thong that said goffik gurl on the butt and sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my thong (if u don't get da idea massage me ill tell u). I put on a blak fishnet top under a blak MCR t-shirt, a blak leather mini with blak lace and congress shoes. I left the hospital's wings wif B'lody Mary, Willow and Vampire.

"OMFG letz celebrate!11" gasped Willow.

"We can go c Hose of Wax wif Draco!1" giggled Vampire.

"Letz go lizzen 2 GC and kut ourselvz 666!11" said Hermoine. We opened da conmen room Room for people who steal stuff? door sexily. And den... Unneeded ellipses number 60 I gasped... Unneeded ellipses number 61 Draco wuz there doing it wif Snap!1111111111111111111111111 What's with all the ones?1111 He wuz wearing a blak tshirt wif 666 on da front and baggy jeanz. Why do I care?

"U fucking prep!11" we all yielded angrily.

"Yah u betrayed us!111" shooted Vampire angrily as he took out his blak gun. Where does he get this gun?

"No u don't understand!1" screamed Draco sadly as he took his thingie out of Snake's.

"No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111" said Willow trying 2 attak him (u rok girl!1). I ran suicidally to my room There should be a semicolon here I sexily took a steak out.

"Enoby no!11111" screamed Draco but it wuz 2 l8 I had slit muh ritsts wif it suddenly everyfing went blak again. How do you slit your wrists with a steak? Just how is that possible?