Magical Mixology
An incompetent bartender, and his supervisor, 100 words.
In an alternate universe, it was another night at the Leaky Cauldron. Patrons drinking, people laughing, drinks exploding.
The bartender was frantically extinguishing the flames with his wand. His supervisor was... correcting him.
"No, you miserable excuse for a bartender. How many ounces of Ogden's are in a Unicorn's Hoof?"
"Three."
"And how many ounces of Mildred's Magical Malmsey?"
"One."
"And how many dashes of Knimbleknock's Bitters?"
"Uhhh..."
"None! None, you idiot! If you want to brew conviviality, bottle conversation and stopper joy, rather than set things on fire, you'll have to work harder at mastering the subtle science of mixology!"