Voici ghost-dark as Puerto Rico~

Querido Peru,

You remember me, hombre? It's been a while, sí?

I don't know exactly what to write. Just wanted to see how you're doing.

How's Chile, Argentina and the others? Your llama?

Con amor,

Enrique Andrés Padilla/Puerto Rico

Hi Enrique! Long time no see!

I'm writing this in some strange European hospital. Bolivia (you remember her, right?) hit me on the head and now I can't speak espagnol - I mean Spanish. Only French. Life sucks, -mi.

Chile's being a [BEEP] comme I mean a-as toujours, Argenteuil is harassing Monsieur Falklands, and my llama has become a lama thanks to this stupid French. The good thing is, I trained him in Quechua, not Spanish, so he'll still understand me, -mi. How're things going at your place?

P-Peru and not Pérou :D

Let's send him for CAT scanning right about now. Any longer and he'll shoot me with Switzerland's gun.