AN: I love Asshole!Spain
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Boss Spain's Letters to the World~!
Spanien,
Do you really need that many tomatoes?
Signed:
Luxemburg
Dear Luxembourg,
Yes I need that many tomatoes! They're the best fruit/vegetable food to exist! And they're good for you!
Although my boss doesn't like it when I store some in his office because he hates the fruit flies that invade his personal space. He likes my tomatoes though, so that's a good thing~!
Love,
Spain
(Not so dear) Spain,
Hola, soy yo, the ex-Viceroyality of Peru... now Peru... yeah, you jerk, the one who gave you all the gold and the other things that you stole from me!
Stop puting that mask on! You are not cute and kind, you were a monster, and you are still one! You were so violent (YOU MADE GRANDPA INKA EMPIRE DISSAPEAR!) And no, I don't think that you changed, grandisimo idiota, tarado, pervertido, supaypawawa, you are the same violent country that you were! So stop being cute and show the world how you REALLY are.
With hate...
Peru
P.D: You are an idiot!
P.D2: My llamas are going to dominate the world so BEWARE!
Dear Peru,
Umm, hola! ^.^'
I'm not a monster anymore, I've changed!
This is the real me and no matter what you think, I'm far from what I once was.
I don't need your or any of my former colonies' approval to live. And I don't care if you don't think I've changed, en serio. Your opinion doesn't affect me in the slightest~!
Your llamas will never see the day of domination~!
Don't write to me if you hate me so much~.
Love,
Spain