Dear Fan Fiction,

Despite what you may think, I do not go insane when the moon comes out. It just doesn't work that way. Also-

Excuse me, Number II…

What is it, Master Xemnas?

The Moon is about to come out. You may want to end the letter.

Do not worry, Master, I shall. Anyway, as I was saying- Oh no. You may want to lea-

I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL, YOU IDIOTS! I AM ASEXUAL! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! ARGH!

And then, ten minutes passed, and Saix was out of the room. Wait, since when did this story have a narrator-

Shut up. Anyway, I, Master Xemnas, would wish to say the ending message:

Signed, the Master of the Moon, Saix.

And Narrator?

Haha, no. I think I'll kill you now.


HOLY CRAP I JUST WANT TO BE DONE WITH THE ORGANIZATION!

When I got to about chapter 30, I realized, 'holy shit I need to include ALL OF THE OTHER ORGANIZATION MEMBERS!'. I only got Saix, Demyx, and Luxord written last night. Roxas is going to be Chapter 47, right before Riku and Sora.

In other news, I need OCs for super secret projects! Two, to be exact. So, if you have any OCs, that you don't mind being parodied, PM me with a short description of the character, and the name of what work they're in, (If they aren't in a story yet, please make the description VERY detailed.) WARNING: They will probably be killed off. You can submit as many OCs as you want, for any fandom.

Thanks, and please review!