(WHAT'S GOO- YADA YADA YADA ORTON VS PINK FOLLOWED ASSORTED FLUFF, AS ALWAYS, PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!)

"Captain's log, Stardate -303975.9887430239, I have decided to help commentate a wrestling show in a sort of beta dimension" Kirk sat at the announcer's table with Eclipsa and Saturn

"And i'm honored to be accompanied by the great captain Kirk himself" Saturn said "From the exploits of the mirror universe to your battles against the klingon empire and romulans"

"Are those words?" Eclipsa asked as Saturn turned to his mother

"MOM! THIS MAN'S A WAR HERO!" Saturn shouted

"Son, there's no need to yell, I'm flattered that you are knowledgeable of my adventures aboard the enterprise, but there's no need to yell at your mother" Kirk spoke up

"THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SET FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM THE GEM HOMEWORLD, PINK DIAMOND!" The announcer shouted as fireworks went off and both Pearl and Pink Diamond walked out from backstage

"DWO! MECC DUBS! DWO! MECC DUBS!" The crowd chanted

"And the crowd is HEATED for this match between two of my most trusted allies!" Saturn said as Pink got into the ring

(Backstage)

Crissy sat in the Dwo room with Marco and Kane, sitting around a table playing Uno

"Uno!" Crissy yelled slapping down her second to last card which was a draw four

"Crissy, you're a fucking bitch" Kane said grabbing four cards

"Language! We have an innocent princess in our mists!" Crissy shouted

"...Star isn't here….wait, Crissy, are you a princess too?" Kane asked

"No Kane, I'm talking about Marco" Crissy explained

"I honestly forgot about that…...Wait! How did you know?!" Marco shouted

"...I bought the action figure,...you're welcome by the way" Crissy smirked before Mara scurred to them "PICHU?"

"You want upsie's Mara?" Crissy asked before Mara nodded and the sayianess picked her up with her tail and placed her on the table, the door slamming open

"WHERE AM I?! KANE!?" Usagi shouted

"Sailor moon?" Crissy asked

"...Yes? Where am I?" Usagi asked

"MECCW" Crissy explained "We're playing uno!"

"Ah" Usagi nodded "Mind if I join?"

"Pull up a chair!" Crissy smiled

(Arena)

Randy and Pink stood at opposite ends of the ring before Pink runs and dropkicks orton

"Now I always say, there's no right way to hit a woman" Kirk said

"Then do it the wrong way" Eclipsa suggested as Orton got up from the bump and hot pink with a clothesline followed by a orton punt

"OOF!" Saturn shouted before pink got up and hit Orton with a knee to the chest followed by another and another before her fourth knee was caught by orton who then proceeded to elbow her knee preceded by a neck chop

"...I don't think I want you to play with these two anymore Saturn" Eclipsa commented as Orton whipped Pink to the ropes before hitting her with a suplex on her rebound

"But mom! They're my friends!" Saturn groaned as Pink kipped up and hit Orton with a palm punch to the face followed by a russian leg sweep "Don't you want me to be accepting of others?"

"...Saturn don't play that card" Eclipsa warned

"Sorry Mom" Saturn replied as the two in the ring got up and began to trade swings at each other, Orton then kicking Pink in the stomach before pushing her into a ring post face first

(Backstage)

Selene and Festivia still sat in the spinny chair room, now finished with their tea

"Who am I?" Festivia suddenly asked

"What?" Selene asked

"Who am I?...I mean, I know i'm Festivia but is that even my real name? Do I even have a destiny? Who are my Parents?...Why would they just give me up?" Festivia began to cry

"Festivia…...Sweetie Look at me, Don't cry, the Festivia I know is stronger than that…...now listen I don't know all the answers but I can tell you what I do know" Selene smiled "What I do know is that we'll do this together"

"...Thanks Sis!" Festivia smiled clinging to the older princess

"No problem….do watch the wings though" Selene warned before hugging back

"sorry...Sometimes i forget" Festivia admitted

"It's quite alright Fest" Selene replied

(Arena)

Randy and Pink continued to trade blows before "RKO!" Saturn shouted as Pink collapsed to the ground nd Kirk left the announcer table

"...I have to go, My home planet needs me!" He said (Heh, simpson references)

"Bye poochie!" Saturn said as Randy started a pin attempt

"Poochie?" Eclipsa asked "...Nevermind!"

"1...kick out!" The referee counted before orton and pink got up and began to lock up

"You having fun Rose?" Orton smirked as pearl climbed the ringside, the referee running at her and hitting her off the rim

"DAMN!" Eclipsa shouted as Pearl fell

"Mom!" saturn shouted

"What? You know how strong gems are!" Eclipsa responded

"Loads" Pink replied before she put Orton into a headlock which turned into a coquina clutch

"Clutch, the clutch!" Saturn shouted as orton struggled

"Victory in the clutch of Rose Quartz!" Eclipsa smirked

"AHA! I see what you did there ma!" Saturn smiled before Orton tapped

"Orton tapped! HE TAPPED! PINK WON!" Eclipsa shouted as Pink got up and left the ring with pearl, orton rolling out and following her

"A nice clean match between two warriors!" Saturn said

"You never have any time for me anymore Rose…...and what's a DWO?' Pearl asked

"I'll explain later Pearl, right now, I have to get back to an uno game" Pink smiled

"I don't see what you see in humans…...and mewmans…...and saiyans…..and gallifreyans…..and whatever that monstrosity saturn is!" Pearl shouted

"That hurts!" Saturn stated

"Empathy…...something you don't have, you know who else doesn't, paragon, or sting, i know you have a crush on me, i'm not as naive as i let on, even to you, i just, don't want you to get hurt, you remember what happened to torabo right?"

"...you knew?" Pearl asked

"That's why I picked you, I didn't want you to be shattered" Pink replied before the crowd began to chant things like "JERRY, JERRY, JERRY" and "MAURY, MAURY, MAURY"

(DWO)

Cressida, Luna, Elizabeth, Star, Mina and Kenny omega now sat at the table with the group from before

"So…...Kenny…..you and Mina" Crissy said awkwardly

"ARE AN UNSTOPPABLE DUO!" Mina shouted

"In the bedroom" Kane whispered to Usagi who chuckled

"WE ARE BETTER THAN, D-GENERATION X, OR THE NWO! OR THE NEW DAY!...We are about as good as the young bucks, BUT WE ARE A HELL OF ALOT BETTER THAN FESTIVIA AND ABYSS!" Kenny spoke as the door opened "HELL I COULD BEAT ANYONE!...except you ofcourse Mina…...and star…...and marco…...and Kane….and usagi…...and crissy….and the Starco kiddies"

"Kiddies?" Lizzie asked

"Yeah, I never learned your names, anyways, I could beat anyone other than you guys!"

(FOZZY - Judas)

"Anyone Kenny?" A voice asked, the iconic voice of chris jericho

"CHRIS?!" Kane shouted

"Oh, Hi Kane, long time no see, anyways…..what were you saying ?" Jericho asked walking into the room

"I am the greatest wrestler in the multiverse, this isn't me blowing smoke up your ass either, this is a fact jericho" Omega spoke "Look at leagues! Look at everyone!"

"Kenny that's enough" Kane warned "You're a good performer but you aren't the best….Crissy is"

"Awww thank you Kane!" Crissy smiled

"I wasn't talking about you, I was referring to Jericho" Kane explained

"oh...ok" Crissy rolled her eyes

"Crissy, you're on in five" Saturn poked his head into the room "Break a leg girl"

"Thanks saturn!" Crissy smiled walking out the door and hugged the hardcore champion, making him blush

"I know we've only had like 4 shows but i ship them" Kane said

(Arena…...Five minutes later)

"Welcome back to MECCW! I'm your motherfuckin champion Saturn butterfly, accompanied by my Mother and former queen of Mewni Eclipsa Butterfly and My sister Festivia on commentary" Saturn said before fireworks erupted down the ramp

(Pretty Little psycho- Nightcore)

Crissy then walked out slowly, determined, before jumping into the ring

"Crissy bringing her A game!" Festivia cheered

"The following match is set for one fall, introducing first,the MECCW earth champion, CRISSY DIEATH!" the announcer shouted as crissy looked at the ramp

(GM's Theme)

"WHAT?!" Eclipsa shouted

"EXCUSE ME!" he shouted being pushed out in a wheelchair by sting "WHAT THE HELL IS SHE STILL DOING IN MY COMPANY?"

"I brought you here so you can watch me execute her" Sting answered

"WHAT THE HELL!" Saturn shouted as crissy stayed calm "CRISY RUN!"

"...But….i'd rather fuck with her…..how do you feel about her best friend killing her?" Sting asked

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO TORY!" Crissy shouted

"Tory…..ok, i have many questions" Saturn and GM said at the same time

"Tory's a funny name!" Festivia laughed as Sting snapped and made two figures appear in the ring

The first stands 7 feet tall,. he is bald expect for three patches of orange hair arranged like horns on his head, he is muscular and his arms droop down to at least above his knees, he wears black baggy pants with a orange belt, with pointed tip shoes, and his eyes are orange, and he is white, and he has a orange lapis gem on his right hand,
The second is white stands at 5 feet, he wears a white jacket with a white tank top underneath, as well as blue jeans and sneakers, he has blonde hair and blue eyes, his gem is a lapis's but is blue and is on his right hand, which he can summon the the right hand of doom on it, and that's basically it for him "Torabo? Borabo?"

Before they could give a answer, they charged straight at crissy with speed not theirs, borabo, the blue one, summoning his right hand of doom, they both went for a punch at her in perfect unison

"DOUBLE SUPER PUNCH!" Festivia shouted before crissy looked at them "GUYS! IT'S ME! CRISSY! YOUR BUDDY!"

A few inches from her face their fists stop, looks of confusion on their faces, borabo actually blinked and shaked his head
"Crissy?..." borabo said slightly disoriented
'Ugh...what?" torabo said coming along too

"Guys, your somewhere bad…..bill cypher and a guy named gm are trying to take over the multiverse and me and my buddy Saturn are trying to stop em…...he's kind of on commentary with his mom right now though…...Hi saturn!" Crissy waved

"Hi Crissy!" He replied

"What? Crissy? Where? Bill cypher...Saturn?" borabo said still disoriented, he then finally looked around becoming fully aware that he isn't where he's supposed to be

"...It's quiet the stor-" Crissy was interrupted by GM

"SHUT UP DAMMIT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL HER!" He shouted

That snapped borabo and torabo back into their trance, torabo finishing the punch that he was froze in, and borabo jumped up and was going to do a elbow slam on crissy

Crissy sat up like undertaker and caught him "Bory! Stop, please!"

He roared out unnaturally, and moved around to swing a kick into her ribs, torabo stayed back a bit, waiting for his turn

Crissy caught the kick and flung Borabo into the air only to catch him "PLEASE! IT'S ME!"

"Kill her!" GM shouted before standing up from his wheelchair "Don't make me do it myself"

"HOLY SHIT!" Saturn shouted

"Surprised? You aren't the only one who can eat senzu beans" GM smirked before running at crissy and getting super kicked

"SUPERKICK TO GM! SUPERKICK TO GM!" Saturn shouted before he fell to the mat

"Bory, Tory, you really, REALLY shouldn't be here" Crissy cried

"And they aren't" Sting smiled snapping his fingers and making the two disappear "Mere projections"

"B-but their ki" Crissy stumbled

"...falsified" Sting smiled "you didn't truly think that this would be easy did you? I know you could punch through everyone here but can you think?!"

"You bastard" Crissy said before Sting disappeared as well

"Bye bye !" he laughed

"What just happened?" Saturn asked

"I…...don't know" Eclipsa replied

(Butterfly Castle)

Toffee and the ICP sat in a dimly lit room at a circular table

"So, What's your plan exactly?" Toffee asked

"...we kill the batman!" J laughed

"Bat...Man?" Toffee asked

"it was...A joke….. About a fictional character" Shaggy replied

"...I thought you would get it" J added

"...clearly i don't" Toffee replied "so...the plan?"

"...sabotage and forceful takeover" J smiled

"You're already in the castle!" Shaggy added

(MECCW Backstage)

The group sat playing uno when the door opened

"Usagi, Crissy, Star, Lizzie, Cressida, Luna, can you guys give me a makeover?" Saturn asked "I wanna be Jack Sparrow"

"What are you five?!" Kenny asked

"For once I agree with Kenny" Marco added "Are you five?"

"Who the heck's Jack Sparrow?" Mina asked

"He's a pirate…..from a disney movie" Kenny explained

"Oh shit, we forgot to go on Pirates of the caribbean at disney!" Kane exclaimed

"So let me get this straight, all powerful, wants to dress as Jack Sparrow for his match?" Crissy asked

"Will you guys help me or not?" Saturn asked

"Sure!" Star smiled "...if you show me what he looks like"

"I'll Help" Crissy smirked

"Why not?" Usagi shrugged

"Lit, i only need like three people so y'all can keep playing uno" Saturn smiled

(Holding Chambers)

A Pink Pony with a curly mane slowly woke up next to Chibiusa

"What the- where am I, Mom? Dad? Diana? Luna?" Chibiusa began to call out waking up the pink horse