WARNING: CUSSING
Remus was laying barefoot on the couch closest to the fire in the Gryffindor common room. It was freezing outside and the fire was nice and toasty.
"Moony!" James Potter pranced over, plopped down at Remus' feet and grabbed his toes. "This widdle piggy went to the market, this widdle piggy stayed home, this widdle piggy had roast beef, this widdle piggy had none! And THIS widdle piggy-"
Remus glared at James. "That widdle piggy will FUCK YOU UP!"