I charged. Odahviing 'shouted' fire, and I blocked it by knocking it away with my hand. I punched him, and he flew back hundreds of yards.
"If youwish to die, come forward! Your attacks will be futile" My voice was still Rei's but I didn't care at this point. I moved slowly, every facet of precision in my mania. Odahviing 'shouted' and a great wind blasted away some of my monsters.
"FUTILE, FUTILE, FUTILE" I summoned more, and shouted 'Clear the Skies'.
He roared, and Paarthurnax struck him on the side.
"You cannot defeat me! Alduin fled before my might. Laugh with me, Ha ha ha ha ha" I threw my hands in the air, as my monsters converged on Odahviing. With this power, can Miraak even stand?
I blasted to him and hit him in the stomach with my staff. His eyes bulged in pain, but he recovered quick.
Odahviing kicked me in the chest, and flew upward, burning monsters with his fire.
Paarthurnax roared and sped to him, while I recovered.
"Uwaaaaa, INSOLENT!" I said and positioned myself for an attack.
"Out of my way, Old One. EXE ATTACK! Final Eclipse"
And I shot the beam out of my palm, just as he 'Shouted' Flame Breath.
"YUL-TOOR-SHUL" Odahviing breathed.
It met in mid-air, just as Alduin's and mine did. And the world exploded with noise.
"CAREFUL CHALLENGER, SOMETHING IS HAPPENING, AND I KNOW NOT THE OUTCOME" Paarthurnax exclaimed.
But I did...we've already done this, Alduin and I. The ball of energy grew ever bigger, as neither of us budged.
"Do any of you think you're better than me! CPU's are wrong! They only know how to destroy..."
"Just because you failed at ruling a nation, doesn't mean we will!"
"You're all wrong! The whole world is wrong!"
"Uggggh! Don't you ever shut up? Get your last words out. Go on. Aww, aren't I just SO nice?!"
"We will beat you Rei Ryghts! We will save this world!"
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"It's not my fault you always have to go to Daddy's office. You open your big mouth too much! We were just having fun"
"You're mean, you know that?"
"If you say so, Rebbecca. But if Mom didn't marry him, I wouldn't be here, now would I?"
"What-What is this?!" I yelled, as the ball moved towards me.
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"Wh-Wh-What have I done?! I' made the goddesses themselves to come punish me!"
"I already know more than anyone just how useless I am!"
"Eek! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Someone like me shouldn't be so rude and object to anything!"
"I-I'm all alone...and hungry...no friends, no one could love me..."
"That's not true Rei!" I yelled as the ball went ever closer. I shook myself, what is this?
The Noise got louder, and I lost vision briefly.
"Aurora No running in the house. Hey, come back here!" Blanc's voice...
"Daddy" Aurora jumped up and gave me the biggest hug.
"Aurora! Your father is sick! Didn't I tell you that" She clutched my clothes tightly as people filed in.
She looked scared, She hugged me tight.
Not this again!
"You did nothing yet. But you will, not like you can help it can you?"
"I don't know what's going on, but I will end you!" I said
"I-I want to get a hug too"
"You can wait a year, Dad. See you then"
"Allow me to remove you from Gamindustri with all my might in an instant!" I screamed, and flung the ball towards Odahviing.
ROARR! As he was flung to that distant island, I chased him, and Paarthurnax followed. The music changed to a chase like music...WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
The beam was still propelling him closer, and I moved ever faster. I don't think removing an island is going to help me explain this mess to the others...wait! I can think again, properly.
"You're mastering my ultimate form" Rei said.
Odahviing regained control a minute too soon, and flung the ball back to me. I swung with my forearm and flung it hundreds of feet above us, where it finally exploded.
"Heh, Dragon Ball Z logic" I said. I mean, I have the scouter. Why not?
Odahviing Roared and 'shouted' fire. I pushed it to the island, and it burned all the trees. It was like that last part never happened.
"That's why they say he's invincible" I said.
"Prepare yourself, Challenger" Paarthurnax said, and Odahviing charged "We're not finished yet"
ONE THEY FEAR again...that music's getting old.
I dodged his head on attack, and kicked his side. He was flung away from me, but recovered quick and hit me in the side, but was deflected by the blades. He roared, and tried to bite me, but again was deflected by the blades...cool.
"Old One!" I said.
"Yes I see, we need to take this fight to the ground!" And in response to that Odahviing destroyed the island that was on fire.
"Bastard!" I shrieked, and 'shouted' unrelenting force.
ROAR! He replied, as he recovered and charged Paarthurnax. This is getting nowhere. I watched as they were spiraling out of control again, each vying for supremacy.
I blasted towards Odahviing with one intent, get him to the ground or drown him in the ocean...or is that a choice?
I kicked him in the face and 'shouted' unrelenting force.
"Paarthurnax, I have a plan" I said.
"Go on" he rumbled.
"I want you to 'shout' him with a breath, and I'll use EXE Attack"
"And the end result?" The Dragon language often makes us speak old fashioned, I realized.
"See that land" I pointed "We need to get him to ground, we may have a better chance"
Odahviing launched an offensive.
"Yes, but I do hope you have an end game" Paarthurnax roared and tackled Odahviing. I positioned myself right, checking my scouter for any discrepancies. A lock of hair entered my vision, and I moved it violently. Damn this female body. I screamed.
"PREPARE YOURSELF! EXE ATTACK FINAL ECLIPSE!" I released the beam of energy.
"Ha ha ha ha ha, ah ha ha ha ha ha" I laughed, heaving my chest up and down, which forced my anger and rage even more. Damn Alduin, and damn this female body!
Paarthurnax 'shouted' Fire Breath, as my beam hit Odahviing, blasting him to the island. He was unable to 'shout' himself.
"I will end your existence on Gameindustri!" I blasted faster than ever towards Odahviing, allowing Paarthurnax to ride my trail with his wings. When I reached the island, I saw that it was a resort of some sort. I paled, what have I done.
"Challenger, there are innocents down there" Paarthurnax said.
"I will end this game, Old One" I felt rage well up inside me, and I harnessed it into my next move.
"Remember Dragonsreach, and what it was built for"
"Yes, I remember Unique-Eye-Open, and his imprisonment there" Paarthurnax said.
"Numinex" I whispered, and it kind of sounded erotic coming from Rei "Just like the game, I will capture Snow-Hunter-Wing"
"Can it be done? Truly" Paarthurnax thought on it...Roar!
"I will make it happen. Alduin should never have sent him here, I will end it immediately"
"FUS-RO-DAH" I shouted, which made some of the people look up.
Odahviing was blasted on a patch of beach, that was seemingly cleared of people. Perfect.
I descended. And hit the ground.
"Now you will taste the true nature of my power!" I moved my hand, and Seven Clones appeared: Purple Heart, Black Heart, Green Heart, Iris Heart, Yellow Heart, Purple Sister, Black Sister. My clones...
"Bind him, and do it quickly" I commanded. The clones converged on him. He Roared, and blasted a few away.
"Paarthurnax!" I shouted. ROAR! A dragon flew overhead, as the clones held down Odahviing. He landed, and held onto Odahviing's neck with his jaws.
"I have triumphed, Snow-Hunter-Wing. Your invincibility cannot aid you now" I walked up to him. ROAR!, he tried to move but he was held down tight.
"Joshua what is this?" I turned and saw Eleven swimsuit-clad CPUs. Uni and the other candidates were among them. Black Heart was in the lead, and they were all transformed.
"I had no idea your HDD states could sport other outfits. It is naught but a fleeting interest, however" I raised my hands to the sky "While you all enjoyed yourselves, basking in the sun, and in general, getting rest, I was defeating a great foe. I see Black Sister and the other candidates are with you, when I might have used their help. I know she told you such bull shit stories, so I will not even comment on that. My friends, meet Paarthurnax, our ally" I motioned to the Dragon holding Snow-Hunter-Wing "This is Odahviing, who cannot be defeated my any means we here possess. Alduin's second in comand, sent to kill the Old One"
"I-If I knew that would happen, I would-" Black Sister was cut off by Black Heart.
"I am tired of your antics Uni. You have caused Joshua enough trouble, and I will hear why later"
"You look like Rei Ryghts!" Purple Sister shouted, and amended "That is, the version we were up against"
I looked at myself briefly, and nodded.
"It is my final form. I find it interesting that instead of draining me, it is increasing my Magicka regeneration tenfold. It did take a lot to activate it, however, and it drains my endurance like you wouldn't believe" I said this in mania, my face contorted in a demented look.
"So are you in control?" Purple Heart asked "Or are you going to turn on us?"
I dismissed her questions with a wave, and looked at White Heart, who was determinedly not looking at me, her face set in embarrassment. I sighed, and turned to Odahviing. Her small chest must really be hurting her right now, if mine trumps it as much as it does. Damn this female body.
"Snow-Hunter-Wing" I switched to the Dragon Language "I cannot make Old One hold you forever, will you cooperate?"
"I am trapped like a bear. Your power keeps me here, Dragon Slayer. This was not your fight, but Ambition-Overlord-Cruelty's. I am undone" he rumbled "But just try to take my soul! You will fail at that, at least" Paarthurnax let go of his neck and morphed back into his old man form.
"We do not wish to take your soul" he said.
"I have defeated you in honorable combat. Join with us, in our defense of this world, against the World Eater" I said.
"Destroy-Devour-Master does not take kindly to traitors and thieves. I care not for this world, but he seeks to destroy it, for you and for Allegiance-Guide" Snow-Hunter-Wing rumbled, and tried his bonds, without success.
"Again Snow-Hunter-Wing, I don't wish to be the enemy of my kind, only defeat my brother" Paarthurnax said "He has warped his purpose, and forced us to commit atrocities under his wing"
"You do not know how much of our kind is under the tyranny of Allegiance-Guide" Odahviing replied "But even he cannot truly kill Destroy-Devour-Master"
"We are asking you to give us a chance, like you have done in another time" I responded.
"You seem to know things, too much, if I may say" Odahviing said "But you are correct. Yes I will join you" And he morphed into a man, with flaming red hair. The CPUs gasped, collectively and I sighed. They are entranced by him, and even Rei is.
The clones rearranged themselves to keep hold of Odahviing, and I untransformed.
"There seems to be two of each of these Console Patron Units" Paarthurnax said "Even you have a double. I didn't want to ask this, but I was told you were a male"
"I was, am. But since I share my body with another-Alduin's fault by the way-I am stuck like this for a little while longer" I tucked my hair behind my head and turned to face the CPUs.
I have a lot to explain, given the looks they were giving me.