Up To No Good


"All I'm saying is if there's a hot girl speeding, would you let her off with it?" Dean asked, walking through the coffee shop with Punk.

"No, considering that is against the law." Punk nodded to him.

"What if her tits were out?" Dean asked.

"Still a no." Punk assured him, "I'd give her the ticket, she'd get upset and then… then I'd swoop in." He nodded.

"Ahh." Dean pointed, impressed, "You're a man of experience." Dean nodded

"Yeah, speaking of… I got a date tonight." Punk said, waiting in the line at the shop.

"A date?" Dean shook his head.

"Well… not a date. She thinks it's a date but… it's not, obviously." Punk said, "I'm running out of places to go. Last week I took this girl to a bar and I ended up seeing two other chicks I've slept with. It's like they're in this club or something. Travelling in twos." He scoffed.

"Or you just gotta stop sleeping with the entire Chicago female population." Dean advised as Punk shrugged.

"It's not like I can have a girlfriend." Punk shrugged.

"Why can't you?" Dean laughed a little.

"Because I never have time. It wouldn't be fair. I'm actually doing the females in Chicago a favour. I don't wanna hurt anyone. Make them fall in love with me and then things go horribly because I work too much." He said, "Work comes first."

"Yeah, you don't wanna hurt anyone. So sleeping with them and then ignoring them after is definitely not gonna hurt anyone." Dean nodded.

"It doesn't. They don't know me well enough to get pissed off with me. Everyone wins." Punk shrugged as Dean shook his head, "Two coffees, Lisa." Punk nodded to the barista who they knew from regularly coming in and out of the shop on their break.

"And one of those little cake pop things." Dean added as Punk turned to him, "What? They taste good and you know it." He said as Punk just shrugged, "Hey isn't that April over there?" He pointed over to the window where AJ was sat with a coffee and some books out.

"Yeah… yeah, it is." Punk noticed.

"I swear she's been at med school for years." Dean rolled his eyes.

"Well… she has." Punk laughed, "I'm sure my mom said she's sitting her final exam in a few weeks. Must be why she's studying." He nodded.

"So is it just like a normal nurse she wants to be or… what's the deal?" Dean asked.

"She wants to be a paediatrician I think." Punk nodded casually, even though he knew for sure that's what she wanted to do, "I think she needs to do another extension after she graduates for that."

"Poor girl must be sick of studying. Couldn't be me." Dean shook his head, "That one exam we sat at the academy was bad enough for me."

"Well it's what she really wants to do." Punk shrugged as Dean nodded.

"So are you gonna be a bastard and ignore her? Or are you gonna go say hi?" Dean raised a brow as Punk turned to him.

"Well… we gotta get back-"

"We're on our break." Dean interrupted, "Why are you always so mean to her?"

"I'm not mean. I don't even talk to her anymore since she moved out and I moved out. I barely see her." Punk said.

"All the more reason to go say hi to her." Dean said, "Go. I'll get the coffees and take them back to the car." He said as Punk just nodded, walking through the coffee shop and over to where AJ was sitting with her head buried in books.

"Hey." Punk said, noticing she didn't look up, realising she had earphones in. He then resorted to tapping her as she looked up and raised her eyebrows.

"Oh." AJ pulled the earphones from her ears, "Hi." AJ shook her head, "I uh… I didn't see you there." She said as he smiled and nodded, sitting down at the table.

"Too busy looking at this nonsense." He nodded to the books.

"Yeah." AJ said, "Look at you in uniform. Officially a cop." She smiled.

"Yeah, you like this?" He asked her as she smiled.

"You suit it." She nodded, "You on your break?" She asked him.

"Yeah, stopped by for a coffee." Punk nodded, "Mom said you're doing your final exams soon."

"Next week." AJ said, "I was studying at my place but I need an instant supply of coffee at the minute." She admitted, "And the cake pops here are incredible." She nodded.

"So I've heard." Punk said.

"So… how's life as a cop?" She asked him. She rarely saw him anymore. Ever since her breakdown, after trying to take her own life, they hadn't had many conversations again. She had moved out and so had he, both with different but very demanding careers ahead of them. There wasn't even any time to annoy each other anymore.

"It's good." Punk nodded, "Busy but good." He said, "How is the studying going? Prepared?"

"No, honestly." AJ laughed, "Just trying not to panic." She nodded as Lisa, the barista came over.

"More coffee?" Lisa asked AJ.

"Oh, yeah. Please." AJ nodded with a smile.

"Hey, Phil… are you free later on tonight?" Lisa turned to Punk whilst filling AJ's coffee up, "I'm uh… I'm going to a party, wondering if you wanna come." She smirked as AJ looked down at her books, minding her own business. She wondered how one man could be this irresistible.

"Sure." Punk smiled, looking up at her as AJ watched. She couldn't deny how charming he was, "I'll pick you up." He nodded to her as Lisa smiled and walked away, "Shit now I gotta cancel my other date." Punk told AJ who shook her head.

"You are what every girl hates." AJ reminded him.

"Lisa don't hate me." Punk smirked as AJ shook her head, "Good luck on the exams." He told her, leaning in and kissing her cheek as she just shoved him away, causing him to smile as he got up and left the table as she watched him.


"Hey, look at you." AJ smiled, walking into the hospital room where she saw Punk walking back to his bed from the toilet. He was looking better every day. His normal spirit was beginning to shine through again. Even though he was still in a lot of pain, things were going well, in the right direction.

"I know. Look at me go." Punk nodded, making his way back to his bed by himself, getting in slowly, "Where are the kids?" He asked her.

"They're with Dean. Getting pizza with him." AJ nodded, taking her coat off and sitting down on the chair, before kissing him hello sweetly.

"Pizza with Dean, huh?" Punk nodded, "You know he's the one they're gonna go to when they need something they can't ask us for." He said.

"What?" AJ laughed, "What wouldn't they ask us for?" AJ shook her head naively.

"Booze. Condoms. Cigarettes." Punk listed.

"I'd give them that if they asked." AJ shrugged as Punk raised his eyebrows.

"W-What?" Punk looked at her, "You would give our daughters? My daughters… condoms?" He questioned as AJ looked at him.

"Well not right now." AJ said sarcastically.

"Oh, God… you're being serious." Punk said, "Please… my chest can't take any more."

"Phil, what is the big deal? They're my daughters. Wouldn't you rather that than have a pregnant teenager in the house?" She asked him, "Or have them catch an infection or something-"

"Ok ok." Punk placed his hand over his eyes, "They still eat spaghettios, they still eat spaghettios." He spoke to himself as AJ smiled.

"How did you get your condoms when you were younger?" AJ asked him.

"That's… not your business." Punk tutted.

"Stole them, didn't you?" AJ figured.

"Yeah, every single one." Punk nodded as she smiled, "What about you?"

"Your mom." AJ said.

"Ok… ew." Punk nodded as AJ laughed a little, "My mom?"

"Yeah. What is the big deal? It's part of growing up." AJ said.

"But I think of me when I was younger and I was… I was horrible to women. Now I have daughter's… I worry about them finding guys like me." He admitted as AJ laughed a little, knowing what he meant.

"You were young." AJ shrugged.

"No, I really wasn't." Punk said.

"They'll be fine." AJ laughed, "As long as they're responsible and they're safe… what's the big deal? But let's not get too ahead of ourselves." She laughed to herself.

"So you were just gonna sneak this stuff to them behind my back? I thought we had trust, April." He said as AJ smiled.

"Only if they ask me. I'm not gonna go out my way to give them it." AJ laughed, "You need to calm down. Your heart rate has actually gone up, and I'm not joking." She looked at the monitor as Punk groaned.

"We gotta find a way to keep them this young forever. There must be some sort of voodoo we can do on them." He nodded as AJ smiled.

"Don't think so." AJ shook her head.

"You heard from Seth?" Punk asked her as she shook her head.

"No. When I dropped the girls with Dean earlier he said that Seth called him and said Jack hadn't been back at the house. Dean's trying to get a jump start on filing for the restraining order." AJ said, "I'm just hoping he keeps his distance." She said as Punk nodded.

"Yeah. At least until I'm out." Punk said.

"When you get out you'll still be resting." AJ said, "And you'll be taking the appropriate time off from work." She warned.

"Yes, nurse." He nodded, "Work is the last thing on my mind, trust me." He said as AJ nodded, "So how was your anniversary night?" He asked, "I watched the frozen planet with jello."

"Oh, that's hot." AJ nodded as Punk nodded in agreement, "I did what I said. Bath, ate a sandwich and fell asleep on the couch." She said, "I missed you." She frowned, taking his hand in hers as he smiled and nodded.

"I missed you too." Punk said, looking over at the door and back to AJ.

"What?" AJ shook her head.

"You think… you could lock that door?" He wondered to himself as AJ raised her eyebrows.

"Why would I lock the door?" AJ smiled a little.

"Just so… no one comes in." Punk shrugged, "Tilt those blinds." He pointed to the window as AJ looked at him.

"You have to be in too much pain." AJ shook her head.

"Yeah, my chest. Everything else is just fine." He assured her as AJ looked across at him.

She stood up from the chair and walked over to the door, locking it over and tilting the blinds by the window so no one could see in. She then walked back over to the bed and pushed her jeans down as Punk smiled to himself.

"Didn't take much convincing." He smirked.

"You know me." AJ whispered, climbing over him carefully, chuckling as she watched the heart rate monitor go up a little, "Calm down." She teased as he laughed.

She leaned down and kissed him passionately. She could sense and see just how much progress he was making through the past few days. He wasn't as drowsy or sleepy any more, clearly.

"What if someone tries to get in?" AJ whispered, pulling his shorts and boxers down under the sheets.

"You locked the door." Punk said, "Don't act like you're not loving this."

"I need this." AJ assured him, wrapping her hand around his length as Punk smirked and rolled his head back, feeling him stroke him up and down. She pushed her panties to the side, stroking the tip of his length against her clit as she leaned forward and kissed him passionately.

She eventually guided his length towards her entrance, sinking down on him as he moaned against her mouth.

"Fuck." AJ pulled back from his lips, moving her hips up and down on him, making sure she wasn't moving too abruptly, bearing in mind he had a broken sternum.

"Fuck, baby." Punk moaned, looking down and watching her hips move up and down. It definitely helped subside his pain a little, and it felt good to be connected to his wife like this again, especially when he could see she needed to get lost in something.

"Fuck, that's so good." AJ moaned, pulling at her t-shirt and moving up and down on him.

Conscious of their surroundings it didn't take either of them long to let go and find their release. AJ stayed straddling his hips, looking at him with a devious smile as he rested his head back on the pillow with a smile.

"I want more." AJ pouted sadly as Punk laughed a little, "I really fucking needed that." She nodded, leaning forward and kissing him as he kissed back.

"Your hips can really go." He nodded as she laughed a little, lifting herself off of his length.

"Latina hips. They can't dance but they can… you know." AJ nodded as he chuckled to himself, suddenly listening as someone tried to open the door, both of them turning around and laughing like children.

"Uh… Phil?" Tracy called from behind the door as AJ turned to Punk, giggling childishly as Punk smiled. It was nice to laugh again and have each other to lean on again.

"He's… he's just getting changed." AJ called back, feeling Punk touch her between her folds as she raised her eyebrows and smirked.

"Oh, ok… I'll come back." Tracy called.

"O-Ok." AJ answered back as Punk smiled, watching as she leaned forward and kissed him again, "You're bad." She whispered as he smiled.