Alright! This update is later because I actaually had to write it before posting it! i haven't had to do that in ages!

Idea for this chapter given to me by MusicalEscape, so thank you ma'am!

Ugh, I've got a killer headache right now =/ I think it's because I'm hungry...I think I'll go eat cereal after I get this posted. Cookie Crisp, here I come!

Most of my authors notes are at the end today...It's just what i felt like doing :p And there's another Glee Project Rant...

This one has so many things I love in it. It's got Bri, a little possessive!Blaine, a little seductive!Kurt, a little tease!Kurt...It's just grand, in my opinion ;)

Blaine huffed as he sat down on the bench outside of the dressing room. Kurt had begged him to go shopping with him, and Blaine, who was unable to resist anything Kurt asked him, had reluctantly agreed.

"Oh, don't look so pathetic," Kurt told him as he went to close the dressing room door. "I'll only be a few minutes."

Blaine gave him a small smile. He was trying to be a supportive boyfriend for Kurt, but it was just becoming so hard. Especially since this was their fifth store that day. And Kurt had tried things on in every single store. Blaine usually didn't have a problem with waiting, but when it was Kurt trying things on – well, it took him a little longer than most people. And then after every outfit change, he would come out and show Blaine the clothes, he would ask Blaine if he liked it, Blaine would always say yes, and then Kurt would tell him to tell the truth.

That was what Blaine had taken to calling 'The Dressing Room Cycle.'

Blaine groaned and put his head into his hands as he waited, dreading the next round of the cycle.

"Alright," he heard Kurt say from inside the dressing room. "I'm coming out now. I'm not so sure about this one…"

Blaine instantly perked up. In all of their shopping experiences, not once had Kurt said he wasn't sure about an outfit. Kurt was always sure when it came to fashion. So what made this one different?

He heard the door unlock. Blaine waited a few moments for Kurt to come out, but the door just remained shut. Blaine's eyebrows scrunched up in confusion as he wondered what his boyfriend was doing in there.

"Everything alright?" Blaine asked.

"I don't want to come out," Kurt replied, his voice sounding sheepish and reluctant.

Blaine chuckled but didn't reply. He waited a few more moments, thinking that Kurt was just kidding and that he would eventually come out and show Blaine his outfit. That was one of the things Blaine actually liked about shopping with Kurt – whenever Kurt came out in a new outfit, he could openly check Kurt out without having to blush.

"Kurt?" Blaine called after five minutes. "Are you seriously not coming out?" He found it hard to believe that Kurt would even put on something that he was ashamed to be seen in.

"Right," Kurt responded. "I just – it's embarrassing."

Kurt put on something embarrassing? What is going on? Blaine thought. "Do you want me to come in there?" Blaine asked him out loud. He was going to see Kurt in this supposed 'embarrassing' outfit whether his boyfriend liked it or not.

"Umm…Sure," he heard Kurt's voice say.

Blaine smirked to himself and made his way towards Kurt's changing room, realizing that he was in fact going into Kurt's changing room. He'd heard stories of what Bri and David had done in dressing rooms, and he would bet money on the fact that Wes and Dana had done worse.

Before entering, Blaine quickly glanced around to make sure that no other customers were around. That would be slightly awkward to see two pairs of feet in the room, considering it was exclusively a men's clothing store. No one was around, so Blaine opened the door a crack.

"Is it safe to come in?" He asked before entering, making sure that Kurt was indeed fully clothed. He didn't want to test his boundaries by walking in and seeing a half-naked Kurt.

"Yeah," Kurt squeaked.

Blaine slipped in the door and closed it behind him before turning to Kurt.

He intended on taking in Kurt's entire outfit, but his pants caught and held Blaine's attention.

Leather pants. He's wearing leather pants. They're so tight, and leathery, and they look so hot on him, and I just want to –

Blaine stopped his trail of thought, realizing that it was going nowhere good. If he was going to survive this outfit, he was going to need to keep his thoughts PG. Maybe even G. But leather pants?

Who knew that Blaine had a thing for leather pants? Because Blaine certainly didn't. Until now, that is.

"So, what do you think?" Kurt asked Blaine. Blaine could sense that Kurt's eyes were searching his face, and he quickly tried to compose it and make it neutral.

"I – uh –" Blaine coughed awkwardly, knowing full well that he was giving himself away. "It's – uh – not your usual style." That was a safe sentence. Kurt couldn't draw anything from that.

"I know," Kurt did a little twirl in front of the mirror, and Blaine's throat closed up a little as Kurt's backside came into view. He was working on controlling his thoughts again as Kurt continued to talk. "But I figured I could work it. I'm not sure though…" Kurt trailed off and looked expectantly at Blaine.

Blaine knew that he was waiting for Blaine's opinion. If Blaine were to talk now, the only thing that would come out of his mouth would be 'ohsweethotmotherofgodpants.'

As Blaine tried to compose himself, Kurt began talking again. "Do you not like them?" Kurt's eyebrows shot up in worry. "Maybe they are too different for me. I don't think I'll buy them, they're just not my style and –"

"No!" Blaine interrupted him. The thought of Kurt not buying those pants made Blaine's hormone-affected brain weep. "They – uh – they look good. You – You should get them." Blaine cursed to himself. This was not the time to lose his dapperness.

"Really?" Kurt jumped a little, causing the pants to curve around him in all the right places.

Blaine nodded but didn't say anything, knowing that his voice would fail him.

"Alright then," Kurt started to push Blaine out of the dressing room. "Let me get changed and then we'll check out." He paused just before he was about to close the door. "And then I'll take you for coffee for being such a good boyfriend."

Blaine smiled up at Kurt before his boyfriend closed the dressing room door.

Damn, Blaine thought as he sat back down on the bench. What am I going to do when he wears those around me?

A few days passed, and Blaine all but forgot about the pants. Until Blaine woke up to find Kurt standing in the bathroom wearing them. Blaine had to do a double take for a few reasons – because it was a school day and he didn't know why Kurt wasn't in uniform, because they seemed to look even better on him today, and because Kurt was smirking right at Blaine.

"Good morning," Kurt said a few moments after Blaine had woken up.

Blaine didn't respond right away. He couldn't form a full sentence in his mind, let alone vocalize one. "Umm, it's a school day," he eventually said.

"This I know," Kurt replied as he brushed a comb through his hair. "But it's a casual day."

Oh, right. Blaine had forgotten that Dalton gave the students a casual day once every two months. "So you're wearing that?"

"Yes," Kurt replied innocently. "Is that a problem? I actually want to get my money's worth out of these pants."

And with that sentence, Blaine knew that Kurt was aware of what those pants did to Blaine. Kurt was toying with him. He never would have guessed that Kurt would be a tease, and yet, here he was, teasing Blaine until he couldn't stand it anymore.

And Blaine seriously doubted that he'd be able to go all day without doing something – anything – to Kurt.

Now Kurt was walking towards him, and the pants were tugging tighter everywhere, and Blaine almost lost it.

Leather pants, leather pants, leather pants, leather pants, leather –

"Blaine?" Kurt said, using a voice that made Blaine instantly realize that he'd been calling him a few times now.

"What?" Blaine said immediately. "Sorry, I was…distracted."

"I can see that," Kurt replied, a small smirk playing on his face. "But I was going to tell you that you should probably get dressed if you don't want to be late."

"Oh. Right." Blaine scuttled into his closet and grabbed a pair of jeans and a t-shirt before heading into the bathroom. He brushed his hair out quickly, put a little gel in it to tame it slightly, changed, brushed his teeth, and then walked out of the bathroom in under ten minutes.

Kurt looked at him impressed. "It still amazes me how you manage to get ready in seven minutes and still look like you just walked out of a model magazine."

Blaine blushed at the compliment because seriously, Kurt was wearing those pants and he was complimenting Blaine? Something was jacked up in this world.

They walked down to breakfast. "I'll go get our stuff," Kurt told Blaine as they neared the line. Blaine nodded and gave him a quick 'Thank you' before heading to their usual table, seeing that Wes and David were already there, both still in their pajamas.

"Hey, Blaine," Wes greeted him, his mouth full of food. "Wassup?"

Blaine just groaned and beat his head on the table twice. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Wes and David give each other a concerned look.

"What's wrong, man?" David asked him.

"Look at what Kurt's wearing," Blaine groaned.

"What?" Wes replied, his voice filled in confusion.

"Just look," Blaine told them. "And then you'll understand what I'm going through."

Blaine lifted his head up to make sure that Wes and David did as they were told. They both turned towards where Kurt was standing in line, and then simultaneously turned to smirk at Blaine.

"Damn," David said, his eyes glancing back to Kurt. "If you guys weren't together, I would totally turn gay for that."

Blaine gave him a questioning look. "And it's when you say things like that that we question your sexuality." He paused and seemed to fully comprehend David's previous statement. "Hey," he growled. "Stay away from him."

Wes laughed at Blaine's possessiveness. "I'm just saying, man," David replied, putting his hands up in defense. "Those pants…" He trailed off and let out a low whistle.

"Do you see my problem now?" Blaine asked them. "Because if you straight guys think he looks good, imagine what his gay boyfriend is going through?"

Wes nodded and took a long swig of his coffee. "That has got to be rough," he responded. "Because he does look really hot. Those pants make his ass look really good."

Blaine glared at him, really not appreciating the fact that his two best friends were checking out his boyfriend. "Oh, trust me," Blaine scoffed, "I think I've figured that out."

Kurt was now walking back with their food, and the conversation quickly came to an end.

The rest of the day went by in a blur of self-control and groaning for Blaine. He could barely talk to Kurt without getting certain thoughts in his brain, meaning that he hadn't really talked to Kurt at all that day.

As Blaine was walking back to his room after the last class let out, he saw Bri walking a little bit ahead of him. She seemed to be going in the same direction, so he jogged to catch up with her.

"Oh, hi Blaine," she said cheerfully.

"Hey," Blaine replied, a smile spreading across his face. He hadn't seen Bri in what felt like ages. "What are you doing here? You usually don't come to see David until after Warblers."

She nodded and kept on walking. "I'm not here for David," she responded. Blaine knew what was coming next; he could practically feel her next words coarse throughout his body. "Kurt called me over to show me a pair of pants he bought."

Ah. Bingo. Blaine called that one.

"Oh, god," Blaine groaned. "Those pants…"

Bri glanced at him with a raised eyebrow. "You know which ones I'm talking about?"

"Do I ever," Blaine mumbled. Louder, he said, "They're leather, Bri. Leather. He's been wearing them all day, practically flaunting them in my face."

"Ah," she gave him a knowing look. "No wonder he wants me to see them. They must look extremely hot if you've been resisting the urge to jump his bones all day."

Blaine had to replay her statement in his head a few times before comprehending the full meaning of it. "What? No, I – just –"

"Uh-huh," Bri smirked at him, "Keep telling yourself that. But I know you, Blaine. And I know what turns you on."

"Wait," Blaine held out his hand and stopped abruptly, grabbing Bri's wrist and making her stop. "You knew that leather pants would turn me on?"

"Sure," she shrugged. "I mean, what guy wouldn't get turned on by leather pants?"

Blaine thought about that for a moment. Most of the guys, both gay and straight, had been checking Kurt out all day. "So…you told him to buy those pants?"

"Maybe," Bri replied, her eyes glinting with amusement. "But you don't have any proof."

"Bri," Blaine moaned. "Why would you do that? My day has been absolute hell because of those pants. Not only have I had to keep my thoughts G rated, I've had to deal with Wes and David checking out Kurt all day."

"What?" Bri said suddenly. "David was checking out Kurt?"

"'What guy wouldn't get turned on by leather pants?'" Blaine mocked.

Bri sighed as they neared the room. She was going to knock, but Blaine stopped her and instead opened the door with his key. "Kurt?" He called. "Bri's here to see you." He glanced around the room for Kurt. And he found him.

He found him bent over, looking for something on the floor. And he was facing away from Blaine. Facing away from Blaine while bent over.

Blaine felt his throat close up, and Bri gave him a sympathetic 'hang in there' look. "Kurt!" She squealed. Kurt immediately popped up and Bri ran over to him, throwing herself in his arms.

Kurt kissed the top of her head before Bri stepped away and observed his outfit. She sent Blaine another sympathetic glance before turning back to Kurt. "Shit," she said as she walked around him, seeming to be taking in his appearance from all angles. "If you were straight, I would totally be all over you right now. You just look so…Damn!"

Kurt laughed and leant over to whisper something in her ear. Bri nodded and whispered something back, and Blaine knew that they were talking about him.

"Well, I should probably go see David," Bri said after a few more moments of whispering with Kurt.

Blaine said goodbye and she exited the room, closing the door behind her.

"So," Kurt said as he flopped down onto his bed. "How was your day? I haven't seen you much."

Blaine instantly felt guilty for not talking to Kurt all day, but how could he when Kurt was wearing those pants, and when all he wanted to do with him certainly did not involve talking.

"It was fine," Blaine shrugged nonchalantly, as if nothing was wrong. "Workload was kind of hectic."

"Mmm." Blaine gulped at the noise Kurt made, and as Kurt got up and started strutting towards him, he swore he stopped breathing for a few seconds. "Are you sure that's it?" Kurt purred into his ear once he reached Blaine. "Because you've seemed a little…distracted all day."

Blaine gulped again, and before he could even think of a reply Kurt's lips were on his. Blaine moaned into the kiss, because this is what he'd wanted – no, been dying – to do all day. He wrapped his arms around Kurt's waist and let his fingers roam against the waistband of his leather pants.

"God, Kurt," Blaine groaned against his lips. "These pants…you have no idea what they do to me."

Kurt hummed before moving his mouth to trail hot, sloppy kisses down his jaw. "What they were doing to everyone else, I'm assuming?"

Blaine nodded and threw his head back to give Kurt more room to work against his neck. "Yeah, exactly. Except maybe like twenty times worse because you're actually my boyfriend."

"Well, at least you get to do something about it," Kurt replied as he lifted his head back up so that his lips were barely brushing against Blaine's.

"Thank god for that," Blaine breathed before crashing his lips back against Kurt's. Kurt moaned at the sudden intensity. "I don't know how much longer I would have lasted, anyway," Blaine mumbled against Kurt's lips

Kurt laughed into Blaine's mouth. "I wanted to see how long it would take you," he replied.

Blaine attacked Kurt's mouth even more, silencing him. "I think that I like leather pants," he said after a few more moments. "I think I like them a lot."

Kurt smiled, and Blaine reattached his lips to Kurt's.

Ohh, Blaine, you hormone-controlled boy you. ;) Kurt can be such a little tease sometimes, can he not?

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee!

Okay, so I watched the Glee Project from Sunday...and they didn't elimintate anyone! Like, yeah I get their all talented and all that crap, but I think they still should have sent someone home *cough linsay or alex cough* Like only one of them can win, obviously, and its kind of like that last episode was pointles, you know? Ugh...And I have a feeling Damian's going to win...which means that if Cameran hadn't quit, he probably would have won...So, if Damian wins, in my mind it'll be Cam who was the winner...

But speaking of Damian, he was shown in the Glee movie for like 3 seconds (which I'm going to see again tomorrow, btw.)

Ugh...I need Glee to start on TV like NOW. I seriously need it to start...like I need to SEE Klaine... ughh. I'm super glad Darren's a regular now tho, because that means he'll probably be on every episode *flails*

And I wrote another oneshot. It's called The Hot Pink Sunglasses, based off of my love for Darren's colored sunglasses, obviously. ;)

Review Please :) I used my manners, so you guys should totally review because of that! And if that doesn't work, review for Darren. Or Chris. whichever floats your boat.